Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

Piratical non sequiturs

 * "A toast to the finest booty in all Tyria!"
 * "Ahoy there, matey! This be a no-hornswogglin' zone."
 * "Arrr! It's a pirate's life for me!"
 * "Avasht! Drunkard off the shtarbord [sic] bow!"
 * "Avast ye filthy land lubbers! Prepare to be boarded!"
 * "Drink up, me hearties!"
 * "Dyin's the easy way out. Ye won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
 * "Harr. I ain't got me sea legs yet."
 * "I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pira- *hic!* I shteal things."
 * "I be feelin' a bit groggy."
 * "I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best."
 * "I gots t'tell ye! Ye're the best! I love ye, matey!"
 * "I'll kill anyone who get's [sic] in the way of me killing anyone."
 * "I'm a pirate and I'm okay. I drink all night and I steal all day."
 * "I'm the king of the pirates!"
 * "I've lost me swabbies!"
 * "It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...argghhh!"
 * "Jolly Roger? More like mildly amused Roger"
 * "Me booty! Who took me booty!"
 * "Me pants are filled with starfish..."
 * "Narr! Treacherous Grog! Not again!"
 * "Red sky at morning, pirates take warning. Oy! What color is the sky now?"
 * "Sit down on the deck, mate. Rough seas ahead."
 * "Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl..."
 * "Stop shouting, ye scurvy dogs!"
 * "The more we drink, the better we sing."
 * "The ship. It's spinning."
 * "The whipstaff seems a bit off kilter."
 * "Tip up yer sippers, ye salty dogs! T'night we drown in grog!"
 * "Toss me a line. Me ship's a-buckin'."
 * "Wash? Ish the grog a bit too shtrong?"
 * "What will ye do with a drunken pirate, ear-lie in the morning?"
 * "Where there be Rum, there be Pirates."
 * "Where there be grog, there be pirates."
 * "Who's yer rummy?"
 * "With yer head on me shoulders, we could wreck civilization!"
 * "Yarr. I can't stop grinning."
 * "Yarr. I have no known purpose. Might as well have more grog!"
 * "Yarr. I love ye, man! Yer a good man, mysterious stranger!"
 * "Yarr! If I look queazy, ye might want to get some distance, savvy?"
 * "Yo ho! Those wenches aren't saucy enough! Better drink me some more sauce."
 * "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!"

Trivia

 * The name Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog is a reference to the song Dead Man's Chest (frequently known by its recurring line "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum")
 * "I'm a pirate and I'm okay. I drink all night and I steal all day." is a reference to Monty Python's The Lumberjack Song.
 * "I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best." is a reference to the Frank Sinatra song "That's Life".
 * Several of the quotes ("With yer head on me shoulders [...]", "Stagger, stagger [...]", "Dyin's the easy way out [...]", "I'll kill anyone who [...]") are from the film Yellowbeard.
 * "I'm the king of the pirates!" is a play on words of the "I'm the king of the world!" drunkenness quote.
 * "What will ye do with a drunken pirate, ear-lie in the morning?" is a reference to a famous sea shanty known as Drunken Sailor or What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?.
 * The lines "It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...argghhh!", and "Me pants are filled with starfish..." are from the film Muppet Treasure Island.
 * The line "Red sky at morning..." is a reference to the old sailors' advice/warning, "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning.".