User:Raine Valen/Guild Wars Wiki: Sysops Aren't Bitches

Do they LOOK like bitches? Fucking no. They swear to God, if you cross that line, they will ban you faster than a cheetah on a gazelle. A cheetah on a Sazuki Hayabusa on a poor, crippled gazelle. That's it! They have had it with these mother-fucking trolls on this mother-fucking wiki!

What is considered treating sysops like bitches?
Sometimes, people think they can get away with shit. They will often wikilawyer or otherwise waffle their way through "loopholes". Guess fucking what? There aren't any bloody loopholes.

Editors should have the fear of god in them when editing the wiki. Why? Because sysops just don't give a fuck. However, that's not to say that all bold editing is calling sysops bitches. A posting that is made with a real intention of improving the wiki is okay, usually, even if it's not in keeping with a policy or guideline. That's right, sysops are not retards, and they will assume good faith. That is not an invitation, though! If it doesn't look like you have honest intentions behind an edit, you may fucking will find yourself looking up at a banhammer.

There is no clearly defined rule or standard about what constitutes implying that sysops are bitches, but some things that are never, ever okay include but are not limited to :
 * Overtly trolling.
 * Covertly trolling.
 * Baiting for trolling.
 * Wikilawyering.
 * Wikilawyering over trolling.
 * Trolling wikilawyers.
 * General asshattery.
 * Specific asshattery.
 * Personal attacks.
 * Personal attacks on all black people individually.
 * Circlejerking (MSN that way->)

Initial options
Run. When the banhammer falls (and it will fall), there will be fallout.

Recurring bitch-calling
lolperma.

Consequences of sysop bitchifying
There will be blood.