User talk:Tom Beast

Welcome!
Welcome to the wiki matey! yay!!!! -- Salome 21:36, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

OI! Wench, where you be at?
Okay that's as close to "urban speak" as I get, which admittedly isn't very close, but really matey, get your arse back on the wiki! We need to go get you titles! -- Salome   17:29, 9 March 2009 (UTC)