User talk:Vili/wood

I worry about you. Lord Belar 17:11, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I made this because of this revision. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 20:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Sure you did... Lord Belar 21:46, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * What about the Banana Scythe? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Kinky. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 22:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Never underestimate the advantage of being at the end of a long stick. Misery  22:06, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Bloody hell, see what I mean about those tildes? I swear they type themselves. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Yes. Yes, they do. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 22:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * ಠ_ಠ --Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature.jpg|19px|y so srs?]] 15:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Deldrimor Scepter? Jellyfish Wand?  I mean, it is possible to go too far, Vili...  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  08:33, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'd be more worried about the bronze edge. Lord Belar 18:02, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Random PvX quote, to the best of my memory: "If you go Deep enough, you only have to wipe once".
 * Deldrimor Scepter is for those sadomasochists and bondage/domination fetishists out there. Jellyfish Wand is best used at close quarters when you don't have much room for full-armed thrusts; it also doubles as a ball gag. As to the Bronze Edge...I've been told it would work best as an anal stimulator. Though I suppose one cannot ignore its girth. Meh! - the page is intended to be a documentation/reference list of phallic objects, not "List of sex toys in Guild Wars". :\ Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 06:12, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow Entropy, I remember you telling me once that you wished I was always mature b.r // talk  06:23, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I believe she's also mentioned positive things about hypocrites before, too. Lord Belar 06:26, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * The rules do not apply on this wiki. You know that, and so do I. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 06:30, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * A littler commitment is not what I'm looking for b.r // talk  06:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Size does not matter. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 06:36, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It does when you're going to give me up, even though I would never let you down. How could you turn around and desert me? b.r // talk  06:37, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't cry, this isn't goodbye, and I'd never lie. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 06:46, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Dye a Golden Pillar purple/pink. ~Shard  07:11, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Been there, done that. Raine gave it to me. (I think. It's hard to remember. Lots of people have given me dildos for gifts, I get them mixed up.) Vili &gt;8&lt; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 07:44, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Raine gave it to you? Sounds like you two had a good time. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 00:49, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * It took you four months to come up with that witty response? I expected more from someone of your caliber, Shard. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 22:13, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Btw, there's an Arced Blade too. I'm assuming that if you dye it red it'd be very phallic (like the greater). Karate  Jesus  00:56, 16 September 2009  (UTC)
 * I'm aware. It's not nearly as amusing, though. However, a flaccid "lesser arced blade" certainly would be. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 02:35, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

-- Unending fear   23:17, 16 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Only an oversexed pervert would come up with this nonsence.Damysticreaper 17:06, 8 December 2010 (UTC)