User:Calor/Humor

Kinda just random stuff I see day-by-day...but makes those days unique. I won't include any names, just specifications as to who people are.

Quotes

 * Me: "When in Vegas, do as the Vegans do!"


 * Eloc: "The CDs are DVDs."


 * (in science class)   Fellow classmate: "They're like big, fat, little molecules."
 * (in response)                 Teacher: "That's called an oxymoron, (name), sort of like jumbo shrimp."
 * (muttering half-aloud) Friend in class:"Or military intelligence."


 * (while in class, PA turns on) ''"Will (student's name) please report to the office immediately."
 * Called student: "Damn, they found the body."

Concepts
When your party has one or two people left, so a deep voice yells "Get in the choppa!"

Things I See
At a gas station, where you can get air for your tires, the air cube/tank says on it "Free Air Here", with a little quarter slot next to it that says "75 cents, quarters only."