User:The Boss/The Guild Wars Rap

Your hench, do you bench. Oh he spits the lyrics!
'''The Guild Wars Rap, Listen to it Here!'''

Lyrics:


 * I am a hero - The Chosen, not even a Frozen
 * Soil can keep me down.
 * I be that Ytcracker, the platinum stacker,
 * Rockin 15K through every town.
 * Catch me in the Forge sellin max gold weapons,
 * If you try to jack me see what happens.
 * Guild [DGs] you can check my tag,
 * Fat pocket 'cause a holdin rune's on my bag.


 * It all started in a place called Ascalon,
 * Where a race called the Charr invaded us,
 * A brave prince said "hold the wall or we're dead"...
 * Couldn't hold it long- to the south we fled.
 * To Fort Ranik, all the people in panic,
 * The Kingdom was fallin like the Titanic.
 * I asked the guy with the catapult "Whatcha need?
 * I found some parts in the wreckage are you lookin for these?"


 * Through the ruins to the Academy,
 * To a place where the prince would rather be, you see
 * His daddy, got a few problems,
 * Problem is that he can't solve 'em.
 * So he says "You're no longer my son,
 * To the Shiverpeaks bitch, get your ass on the run."
 * To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider,
 * The Arch to the Henge using Stefan the Fighter.


 * Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle,
 * Go to the desert and flee from the scandal.
 * Reach for Elona and Rivers of Thirst,
 * Ascend after Dunes by doing your worst.
 * To yourself then fulfilling by Glint's grand design,
 * 'Cause the prophecy states at Perdition you'll find.
 * The Vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich,
 * Beat him, take the scepter, and finish this bitch.


 * So that chapter closes, arenas I journey,
 * Beatin' Koreans in every Tomb tourny.
 * Guild versus Guild since I got my own hall,
 * Spikers and Spirits, I'm smitin them all.
 * Try to take favor then offer to Grenth,
 * Farm up some ecto then spend every cent.
 * Salvage some runes, and heal Divine Boon,
 * Level to 20 on all of my toons.