Guild Wars Wiki talk:Elections/2008-04 bureaucrat election/Lord Belar

i bet there's a gun pointed at each of the kittens off camera though...not that i'd no about that *cough*...what? =p. I wouldn't mind seeing Him as a B-crat anyway. ~PheNaxKian  Talk  22:47, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * Is it Caturday already? In any case, i foresee a copyvio for the second one at least XD (can't cite source right now, though).--Fighterdoken 22:48, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
 * LOL. Think of the kittens!  Vote Lord Belar. :) --Aspectacle 22:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * What will he do about those that prefer dogs i wonder?... ~PheNaxKian [[Image:User_PheNaxKian_sig.jpg|19px]] Talk  22:50, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * Get pictures of cute puppies, ofc. Lord Belar 22:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * Search "cute kittens" or something on google images. Also, speaking of guns pointed at cats...  Calor  [[Image:User_Calor_Sig.png|19px|Talk]] 22:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * I love how casually you just brought that up....how kittens will destroy humanity..... ~PheNaxKian [[Image:User_PheNaxKian_sig.jpg|19px]] Talk  22:57, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, Belar's detractors would certainly want you to believe that he is not a suitable candidate for Bureaucratship. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost agree with them myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! […] Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this election? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this election! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a user defending a bureaucratic candidate, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in your computer room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must support! The defense rests. *Defiant Elements*  +talk  23:02, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * Please see Exhibit A before reading.  Calor  [[Image:User_Calor_Sig.png|19px|Talk]] 23:04, 7 April 2008 (UTC)


 * ... &mdash; Teh Uber Pwnzer 23:05, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I think I just went from blonde, to bleach blonde -- Shadowphoenix  [[Image:User-Shadowphoenix Shadow Phoenix Signet.jpg|19x19px]] 00:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I agree with DE. poke | talk 10:02, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * OMG, it's the Chewbacca defense. I have to vote for him now :/ -- Snog  rat [[Image:User Snograt signature.png]] 19:33, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Or, possibly, not. -- Snog  rat [[Image:User Snograt signature.png]] 19:33, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Please
Vote for Belar. Now. If you don't, then you're not manly and you should kill yourself. Thanks. --Guild of Deals 00:07, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * But... what if you're not a man... or don't care about being manly? o_O Kokuou 00:09, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * (Wo)manly. :P Lord Belar 00:10, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * NO THEN YOU CAN'T VOTE 'CUZ WOMEN CAN'T VOTE. IT'S THE 18 FUCKING 00's. --Guild of Deals 01:12, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Hey, you're scaring off potential constituents. Lord Belar 01:13, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * ...It's Guild Wars Wiki. Anyway, maybe I should upload my manliness license for you? --Guild of Deals 01:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * You haven't checked it recently, have you? <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 01:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * You need to upload it... I wouldn't have believed you. [[Image:User Frvwfr2 signature.jpg|User:Frvwfr2]] <font color=#6e8b3d>frvwfr2  (talk · contributions) 01:29, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I hate cats and you should tell us what you whould do!!!Tall Ash 23:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I would actively support the cuteness of kittens on the wiki and advocate a kitten's right to be cute. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 23:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Kittens
They are cute, but I am a dog person. Sorry its an oppose from me :P -- Shadowphoenix   20:59, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * In the same topic, i am noticing a serious lack of "Every time you vote against Lord Belar, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kitten." macros.--Fighterdoken 21:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, but you don't have to like kittens. All I'm advocating is that they're cute. :P <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 21:11, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * They look yummy...you know, I hear they make a great stew.--Ryudo 21:15, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I bet it would be a cute stew, too. :P <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 21:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Holy SHIT those things are cute. -- Armond Warblade 09:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
 * TOFUCKING CUTE!!! MY EYES MY EYES! If i support will the go away *cowers*--Shadowsin 07:17, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
 * i hate all animals--Sum Mesmer Guy[[Image:User sum mesmer guy signiture.png‎|19px]] 19:42, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I see you hate grammar, too. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 21:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Oppose
kittens cant run gw (wiki)--<font color="Blue">Ra <font color="Orange">ph  <font color="Blue">Tal <font color="Orange">ky  00:09, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
 * agree <font color="#00CC00" size="2px">Dominator <font color="#FDD017" size="2px">Matrix  00:13, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
 * No comment necessary. - Auron 00:53, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Puppies, maybe; kittens no -- Shadowphoenix   15:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Belar is...
Win. 'Nuff said. 70.126.107.48 16:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh man if I had 100 contribs I would so vote for him. Having an account would also help in that I guess. Anyways, cats WIN!78.2.4.33 13:42, 24 April 2008 (UTC)


 * But they CANT run GW wiki, thats one of the main responsibilities (afaik) of a Bcrat--[[Image:User_Raph_Sig.png|19px]]<font color="Blue">Ra <font color="Orange">ph  <font color="Blue">Tal <font color="Orange">ky  20:54, 28 April 2008 (UTC)