Fonk

Fonk is the child protegé of the Hoff, the master of Polymock. Fonk is the fourth opponent in the Polymock quest chain.

As part of the Polymock quest chain, he uses the following pieces (in order):
 * Kappa Polymock Piece
 * Aloe Seed Polymock Piece
 * Wind Rider Polymock Piece

In tournament play, he selects from these pieces:
 * Common:
 * Fire Imp Polymock Piece
 * Ice Imp Polymock Piece
 * Mergoyle Polymock Piece
 * Uncommon:
 * Aloe Seed Polymock Piece
 * Ice Elemental Polymock Piece
 * Kappa Polymock Piece
 * Rare:
 * Gaki Polymock Piece
 * Ruby Djinn Polymock Piece
 * Stone Rain Polymock Piece
 * Wind Rider Polymock Piece

Locations

 * Far Shiverpeaks
 * (only when challenged to a Polymock match)
 * (only when challenged to a Polymock match)

Quests
Quests involved in:
 * Polymock: Defeat Fonk

Dialogue
Before registering at least 3 Polymock pieces:
 * "You need to acquire your starter Polymock pieces in Rata Sum before we can play. There is a gate to the region in the Vloxen Excavations, west of here. When you get there, say hi to Hoff. He is the master of Polymock."

After registering at least 3 Polymock pieces, before being defeated:
 * "Aside from the Grand Master himself, I'm the world's greatest Polymock player. I laugh in your face! Ha ha! See? Laughter. Do you dare to challenge me?"
 * I wish to play you [sic] in a game of Polymock.
 * "You will be removed from your party and taken to a Polymock arena to battle Fonk. Do you wish to proceed?"
 * Accept: "Yes."
 * Decline: "No."

After being defeated:
 * "I told you I was the second greatest player in the world. What I didn't tell you is I am the second greatest *tournament* Polymock player in the world. Surprise, jerkface! Let's play by tournament rules now and you can witness my true skill! You'll need 1 comomn piece, 1 uncommon piece, and 1 rare piece to play. Are you writing this down?"
 * I wish to play you [sic] in a game of Polymock.
 * (before registering 1 piece of each type)
 * "You don't have at least 1 common, 1 uncommon, and 1 rare Polymock piece unlocked yet. You cannot play any opponents using tournament rules at this time."
 * (after registering 1 piece of each type)
 * "You will be removed from your party and taken to a Polymock arena to battle Fonk. Do you wish to proceed?"
 * Accept: "Yes."
 * Decline: "No."

Quotes
During a Polymock match:
 * "An interesting choice. I believe it will prove quite disastrous."
 * "If you're thinking of making a spectacular comeback, think again."
 * "Oh. That will certainly hurt your chances to win."
 * "This isn't going how you hoped, is it?"
 * "Tough loss there.... Actually, easy for me. But for you? Not so much."
 * "You do realize we are battling to the death, don't you?"
 * "You, my friend, are on the verge of defeat by me. No real surprise there."
 * "You think like a Norn. No, that's not a compliment."

When he loses a Polymock match:
 * "Inconceivable! How could I have lost? Must be those blasted Norn dulling my keen senses."

When he wins a Polymock match:
 * "On the whole, that went much as I had expected. I won. You lost. Rematch?"