User:Xarann

Hey, this is my page.

What have you done with your life?

Infos
IGN: Halisstra Xarann. Mah pride and joy! Guild: Us Are Not Alliance: No need, we're going places.

Guild History
It's a work in progress: Us Are Not [Geneology]

Beginning of Time: Gerby, The Unholy One, was unintentionally brought into existance, because of the microwaves emitted by The Big Bang.

Ice Age: The first neanderthal to talk in Leetspeak became immortal, now simply going by his cave name, BwahhSmash.

BwahhSmash, having married his long-lived wife, RageDump, raised their now legitimate children and taught them in the ways of battle, naming their eldest son, Sorn Xarann, the future leader of the guild.

After being named the guild leader upon the hiatus of BwahhSmash, Sorn Xarann speaks his first word as a child: Naice.

The Crusades: Us Are Not says 'fuck religion' and constantly betrayed whichever side they were on at the time, causing over 5 unsuccessful, but brutally glorious wars. Many children were slain.

1349: Gerby created the Bubonic Plague to decrease Europe's chances of gaining favor of the gods.

French Revolution: Using their amazing powers of the infamous 'Decapalawl' build, Us Are Not takes vengeance upon the English for slaying Joan of Arc, and decimates their armies single-handedly.(NEEDS MOAR)

WWII: In an attempt to stop the Nazi's, Us Are Not's elite officer, Sirius Bloodlust, goes undercover and infiltrates the highest ranks of the Nazi Regime under the alias 'Lisa'. Upon his successful attempt to assassinate Hitler with Alexi Laiho Quotes, Us Are Not breaks their first alliance with the Drunken Idiots. To this day, Sirius can still be referred to as Lisa respectibly.

WWII: After the japanese bomb pearl harbor, Sorn Xarann, accompanied by Sirius Bloodlust, Tyrael Warmage, and Lily Snap Dragon are given the Favor of Gerby, allowing them to transform into any character needed, as long as they use their powers for good reason. Upon recieving this gift, the four members of Us Are Not reaps vengeance upon the Japanese, using the devastating 'Gervish' Build to wipe out Hiroshima and Nagasaki... there we no survivors. Japan's Guild Wars players have yet to gain control of the Hall of Heroes since.

Unknown Time Period: Upon having multiple Sway rangers injure his eyesight...Sirius Bloodlust recieves aid from Gerby, recieving not only the Gamer Goggles, which allow him immunity to blindness and give him control over that which he sees, but is named the Disciple of Gerby, becoming the first of anyone in the Us Are Not guild that Gerby has actually 'liked'.

On a side note: 'Every time an Us Are Not arena team successfully spikes an opponent, the victim hears an 8 year old boy singing seconds before his demise.' Due to a synchronized spike on the Kurzick Mob, the cataclysmic seismic waves emitted from Us Are Not's Aftershock spikers created a series of massive cracks through the monsterous mountains of the north...this opened a whole new area to Guild Wars, which is named the Eye of the North. We call it a massive oops.

2005: Guild Member Mina Ohara successfully befriends the grawl, introducing them to Hip Hop music. The grawl enjoyed it so much, many of them attempted to rap themselves. Baww Panaynay, the most successful of them all, became a one hit wonder, with his Rap song hit, "OOWEELALA!"

Gerby
NOTHING HERE BUT SERIOUS BUSINESS. Also! Gerby's multiplication