User:Miss Mischa

Overture
 Facts... Rumors... Innuendo...
 * I am a Warrior.
 * My name is Miss Mischa.
 * I am leader of Coven Of The Red Iris.
 * My Creator hates Warriors.
 * I am his fifth incarnation.
 * I survived deletion to become Most Beloved of My Creator's Creations.
 * My Creator is named Michelle and lives in California.
 * My Creator is a Physicist from Wisconsin.
 * My Creator is flakey.

What was

 * I was born after Daisy Chaine (W/x, deleted), who was born after (Name Forgotten, W/x, deleted), who was born after Iko Mirakame (Mo/x), who was born after Shadira del Rista (E/x).
 * I was born before Klaudia Ex (N/x), Raven Sweet (R/x), Posey Moonflower (Me/x), Silky Nocturn (A/x), Gena Paasu Sha (Rt/x), Miss Whirly Twirly (D/x), Ahnique Psiotia (P/x), Miss Kachina (perma-pre E/x), Miss Emily Fluff (storage), and Miss Moxie Jane (storage).
 * Officer of "Sisterhood of Leather and Chain [ouch]".
 * Guild leader of [ouch].
 * Disbanded [ouch].
 * Guildless and alone.
 * Member of "Courts of Ascalon Recruits [CoAR]".
 * Officer and co-leader of [CoAR].
 * Officer of "Courts of Ascalon [CoA]".
 * Announced (temporary) alliance leader of "Courts of Ascalon [CoA]".
 * Guildless and alone.
 * Alliance leader of "Syndicate of Strength [SoS]".
 * Co-alliance leader of [SoS]".
 * Temporary leader of all guilds in [SoS], except Knights Hospitalier.
 * Founded Coven Of The Red Iris.
 * Co-disbanded [SoS].
 * Co-alliance leader of Praetoria Legionarius [SPQR].
 * Officer of [SPQR].
 * Founded Heavily Armed and Happy [HAaH].
 * Had enough BS, finally.
 * Co-alliance leader of Coven Of The Red Iris.
 * Vacation in [SPQR] when time permits on welcomed return.

What is
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Screenshot of the moment...
Except for Orion dragging six Crystal Spiders into our battle against 2 Forgotten Illusionists and leaving me in this high anxiety state, we did quite fine. I really ought to listen to that inner voice that says "Don't take Orion. Please, don't take Orion. I beg you, don't take Orion."

Last updated September 19, 2009.
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What shall be

 * Obtain all elite armors.
 * Obtain all skills in the game.
 * Complete every quest.
 * Obtain all non-promo minipets.

Guild Hall

 * Scroll Trader
 * Skill Trainer
 * Priest of Balthazar
 * Weaponsmith
 * Guild Emblemer
 * Canthan Ambassador
 * Festival Hat Keeper

Odd things...

 * The summoned Imp in Pre-Searing sounds like a weezy old man if you are wearing good headphones.