User talk:Dandy/Archive 2



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/wave
l2PvX noobers. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:43, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * l2GWW noob.
 * l2get perma'd less </3 -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 06:58, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It's a work in progress. <333
 * ^^ -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 18:38, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

New sig is new. And also a minor edit? Moo, Cute McKitten 15:48, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Cuteness! ^^^^^^^^^^^-- -Chaos- (talk) -- 18:38, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

-- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:53, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * YOU MESSED UP VILI'S WTF CHAIN YOU LITTLE FAGGOT. The preceding minor edit was made by: [[Image:User_Moo_Kitty_Sleepy_McHamster.png|19px]] A cute hamster at 21:53, on 9/10/2009

Spam
Less of it, please. Less of the trolling and disruptive edits as well. -- pling 22:14, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Ohwell. I suppose the big and small tags on the wtf chain was kinda much. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 07:35, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Dude
You need to make this -image thing go faster so I can drop 90e for that tonic. Moo Kitty 04:15, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * What image thingy? -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 08:23, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

The hamster
is most appreciated. --salvius 20:52, 16 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It sees everything. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:55, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

Sorry
I confused your talk page with your user page. Titani  Ertan  16:40, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Hilarious. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 17:05, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I must be talented if I made a funny unintentional joke. Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] Ertan  17:06, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You must be. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 18:47, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

finnish humor is beyond me. explain? ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  21:52, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * It was so amazingly dark and hilarious. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 12:00, 1 December 2009 (UTC)

User:Chaos Messenger/Survey, if it's not of much trouble ^^
^-- -Chaos- (talk) -- 09:04, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Dear Chaos
Don't just copy paste from the internet. If you are not creative enough to be amusing on your own, STFU. Misery  13:48, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I cbf'd to invent a wall of text that long. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:20, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Then STFU. Misery  15:21, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Maybe if it wasn't Wyn. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:23, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Misery, your letter seems to lack passive aggression or any form of amusing wittiness. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:29, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It contained a bunch of NPA breaches, but I censored myself. Generally I think it detracts from the genius of individuals such as David Thorne when people repeat his humour verbatim in an attempt to be amusing. Take the idea and make it your own, don't vomit out what he has done. If you really want someone to see what he has said, just link it and give credit where it is due. Basically posting that on Wyn's page was bad trolling =/ Misery  15:38, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It was. I did some random posts on PvX earlier today because it's so damn dead atm, much inspired by him because I like the way he tells his fairytales, "once when I..", and often concise sentences of events completely unrelated. But if I'm going on someone like Wyn's page, I really don't care about wasting good inspiration on someone who certainly isn't going to catch the bait. And obviously someone will recognize the text when the site has been linked on your page. GWW in itself is a very distasteful site to troll. It's seemingly better for autistic circlejerking which I see too much of here, because there's not many other ways to have fun here.
 * Whatever, you're actually right. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:49, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Wyn seemingly caught the bait. Lovely. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 16:20, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I congratulate you for graduating from troll academy. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 19:24, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I believe I graduated some time during the past year. Now I just lurk in the hallways when I get really bored. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:10, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Chaos is my favorite troll. <3 --  Halogod35  19:11, 13 December 2009 (UTC)
 * <3 What have I done to deserve such an enormous show of favor? -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 19:43, 13 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Your sig xD -- User Halogod35 Sig.png Halogod35  15:49, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * For serious? Lifetilt. The pink is very pretty indeed <3 -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 16:10, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, actually.. Could you do me a favor? I was actually wanting a new sig for quite a while. -- User Halogod35 Sig.png Halogod35  16:10, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I really am no sigwizard, but we shall try. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 16:11, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck yeah. =D lol, I really like yours but I don't think pink goes well with my "style" xD Besides I want something unique. lol -- User Halogod35 Sig.png Halogod35  16:12, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

http://wiki.guildwars.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Wynthyst&oldid=1826394
I'm not that easy. 5/10.

Also, I think we're gonna get along just fine. NuVII  21:02, 13 December 2009 (UTC)
 * :> This isn't good for my troll reputation. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 21:08, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
Congratulations =) That you may troll forever! Oh wait.. -- Cyan  00:18, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * *Grin* Thanks, alot <3. A dazzling four years :> -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 00:26, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Happy Bday mate Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.jpg|21x21px]] 05:17, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Happy Birthday ^^ - J.P.[[Image:User J.P. Christmas sig.png| ]] Talk  05:32, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Happy birthday! lol I need a nice birthday templale >.> -- User Halogod35 Sig.png Halogod35  15:50, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Happy Birthday. --[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  15:54, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * If you look around there might be one to steal from me. Probably not, though, but better be sure! ;o -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:55, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, actually. I'm going to change some stuff around. Right now I'm going through my December cleaning. (where I go through every page on my space and simplify code, delete useless pages, and etc.) After that I got to update my Mind of Halogod. Then I'll make a birthday template with the ranger dance, suggesting a stripper for your party. Anyway, so if you want to help me clean up/add more shit. Please do. =] -- User Halogod35 Sig.png Halogod35  16:03, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks.
Thanks for fixing the typo in my post, English is not my first language so I make such mistakes on a regular basis. -- Qaletaqa Hania  09:34, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * :P-ersonally I think it was an absolutely amazing typo, but I'm avoiding to hypocrit on dev's pages by telling others to stfu while myself teasing about small things such as typing "than" as "then". You'll notice many native speaking people doing it on a regular basis.
 * Oh, and neither am I ;o -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 09:36, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

I think
your sig needs to be rewritten. It says someplace that your sig must make you easily identified, or something along those lines. I got hit with that when I tried to use a sig with the initials TR. -- Tha Reckoning  18:41, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * GWW:SIGN. I was just waiting for someone to bring it up. Changed ;o -- -©#@o$- (moo) -- 18:53, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * People will still bitch and moan about that... NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 18:55, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, now it just looks like cry of frustration. -- Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 18:57, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * *Grin* -- -©#@o$- (moo) -- 19:03, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * We'll wait for that. Anyone who knows the slightest leetspeak should be able to read it. I'll see if I attract severe admin attention. -- -©#@o$- (moo) -- 19:03, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The h and the c suck, the rest is easily readable. --Frosty  [[Image:User Frosty Frostcharge sig.jpg|19px]] 19:49, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I was very lazy with doing it, and cba'd to get proper symbols. # isn't a very obvious H, but © should pass as a C. -- -©#@o$- (moo) -- 19:53, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Fix it, especially since you already seem to know what's wrong. – Emmett  20:31, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * haow abt ₵ħɐʘ§ or ₵Ħɐʘ§ ~!? can easially identify u ¤Dark  ';~;'  Chaos¤  20:32, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That is the most constructive edit you have ever done! -- -©#@o$- (moo) -- 20:33, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Win! -- -₵ħɐʘ§- (moo) -- 20:34, 17 December 2009 (UTC)


 * Dear Rift, could you please stylize my "moo"? :> -- -₵ħɐʘ§- (moo) -- 20:35, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Could you perhaps not try to be as disruptive as possible without getting banned? pls? – Emmett  20:40, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I was actually hoping to pass with it. They pass on PvX. And oh well, I'll change it to simply Chaos :< -- -₵ħɐʘ§- (moo) -- 20:42, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * How many different sigs will we see today?-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 21:36, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Hmm... 1, 2, 3, 5, 4½. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 21:48, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * is emmit even adminzzz? Il makeover ur moo soonzzz ¤Dark  ';~;' Chaos¤  22:32, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * ℳ₥∞øθΦΘ<font color="black" face="courier new">¤Dark  ';~;' <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">Chaos¤  22:52, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * <3 I should make a page with a 1337 alphabet. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:56, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

GWW:1RR
Mind it. &mdash; Jon    Lupen  22:27, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * He is an autist. He started some drama on PvX before. That's also my first 1RR since.. Since.. Since... Umm... Since? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:29, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Just saying. Revert wars are never fun. Trust me, I'd know. &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  22:30, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * :P Do you agree on me moving those discussions away, btw? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:30, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * To a point, and at a certain point, yes. Just because a topic has been derailed, hijacked, and/or strayed off topic doesn't mean the entire thing has to be moved. The trick is finding the critical point. &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  22:33, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I can't remain constructive if I have to read through all that =/ -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:34, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It was pretty much the same thing repeated over and over again, detailing more as it progressed. That said, I had a fun read. Harrier 22:36, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Welcome to GWW :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:36, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I have been here for some time y'know :P pr0 lurk skills are pr0. Harrier 22:37, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * ;o I'm an elitist bastard. You are all newfags and very bad! :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:41, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * *Fades into obscurity* o.o Harrier 22:42, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * <3 PvX habits make me really friendly and collected. I remain (mostly) constructive despite a trollish way of presenting things, and I never vandalize, but don't expect me to pat anyone on the head :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:46, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That's the main thing I love about you and Dark Chaos. <33 →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 22:49, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I know! :> It's very charming, and I can't tolerate GWW because of it. Just look at my revert war with Marcus Block. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:50, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You can bring your troll stuff to my land. It's welcome. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 22:51, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Trolling people while I'm pushing and withdrawing my penis out of them is quite difficult. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:52, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I allow trolling, I find it humorous. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 23:04, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * User talk:Marcus The Cube :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:17, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Maybe I should have :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 00:19, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

I
...would make a lousy non-elf. -- E lven C haos  22:44, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I bet. Never change, and we will always love you like you are. <3 -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:47, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

I c
wutudidthar. And I lol'd "(Move log); 22:54 . . Chaos Messenger (Talk | contribs) moved User talk:Marcus The Cube to User talk:Marcus The Cube/Archive 1 (Assnoober.) " Harrier 22:55, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Pics or it didn't happen ;o -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:56, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/Drakiir/cube.jpg . Mhmmk. Also, your name shows up alot in RC today. Harrier 23:06, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That was amazingly win, but then I came inwards in fright when I witnessed IE. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:07, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Must be a culture thing. The dutch have honoured the teachings of IE since the dark ages of '95. Harrier 23:08, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The Renaissance can't reach everywhere at once. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:09, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I think the Renaissance was before 1995 though. Just a thought. Harrier 23:10, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The dark ages are always there, and after them, there is always another Renaissance! The next one on GWW starts when I become Admin. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:11, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The keyword being "when".Harrier 23:13, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * This internet is a very new thing, I don't know if these servers will still live after the 10 years it takes for me to be the last user on this site. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:15, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * On which note we say goodbye to our panelists because I has to go to sleeps -.- Last day of school-related activity for 2 weeks. Do drop me a note on how the whole Marcus thingy ended and the last-user-standing plan. Cheers. EDIT: Also, I want to make a pun including GWW:AGF meaning Assume Good Fries. Please help me out. Harrier 23:17, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Just link to Special:Contributions/Chaos_Messenger :> It is very /popcorn with all the drama I cause ^^^^^^^^"
 * It is 1:20am and I have school at 8. Should I sleep next to you, my sweet prince? And I definitely will, but you should watchlist, my love. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:21, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Funny, I live in the same timezone and my school also starts at 8 tomorrow. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 23:23, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I am very much from Finland. Are you very much from somewhere too? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:25, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You're both poros! Uhhh i'm wet. <font color="Silver">Athrun [[Image:User_Athrun_Feya_Hamster.png‎ ]] 23:52, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Once again
Just stop antagonizing Marcus. -- Wyn  talk  22:57, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That was actually antagonizing you, and not him, but w/e. I should unwatch his talk. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:58, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Dear Chaos
What is there to do around here? Since pvx is dying more and more each day I need a new place to spend some time making quality contributions. <font color="CornflowerBlue" face="Comic Sans" size="3">Pimp <font color="IndianRed" face="Comic Sans" size="3">Strong <font color="CornflowerBlue" face="Comic Sans" size="3">hand 23:25, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Go troll the administration. They are so v easy to troll, esp. the carebears. In fact, with that sig of yours, it's only a matter of time until they approach you.  NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 23:30, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ok ^_^ <font color="CornflowerBlue" face="Comic Sans" size="3">Pimp <font color="IndianRed" face="Comic Sans" size="3">Strong <font color="CornflowerBlue" face="Comic Sans" size="3">hand 23:31, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I thought of that one, but I forgot to mention it :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:31, 19 December 2009 (UTC)


 * Hello, Thunda. Talk:Game updates, Feedback talk:Regina Buenaobra, and Feedback talk:Regina Buenaobra/Journal, and the talks of people you see posting there, are good places to start. You'll notice those pages attract tons of unhappy teens, who would like nothing more than to get trolled for being so terrible. Usertalk-surf some, but you need to be quite subtle because these party poopers revert some trolls on their page on contact. Trial and error, be that our tactic of war. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:31, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It's snowing where I am atm, which is inducing an urge to kick babies, and hurt little animals... <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  07:05, 20 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Snow stormmmmmmmmm atm <3 -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 12:09, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank you dear Chaos for your christmas poem, it almost made me cry and forget what an autistic nigger I am, thanks bud Tyraelxy 12:52, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You should know by now that I'm an amazing stalker and can answer on your own talk ;o
 * Oh, and lol'd, until I read "Christmas poem", for it is no Christmas poem, but Mr. Zebra by Tori Amos :< -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 12:53, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh srsly? Now i really feel like an autistic nigger, but thanks anyways ^^ Tyraelxy 13:19, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I shouldn't find a starving African child sitting in the corner and misusing his toys funny, but it still kind of makes me chuckle, until I'd actually meet the kid =/ -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 13:24, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

rawr
i know we talked on msn, but this is the obligatory "please stop spamming talk pages" post. - Auron 14:52, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I responded once to say I'd stop =/ -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 14:53, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * no, not that last post, i mean the whole thing. - Auron 14:54, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I have a sinister urge to respond to everything (considerably less often on GWW, few topics actually interest me, but this one about religion seemed nice until the original topic was lost), and when I go through my watchlist and RC all the time, it leads to some serious talkativity. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 14:57, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

Ur shush troll
Stop being shush troll. Dark Morphon 17:06, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * baww<font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  20:00, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 20:27, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, cool story bro. I'm suddenly retarded for defending ANet? I'm fairly sure you'd be capable of inventing a better way to instantly screw over the bots which hack accounts, and to make sure only those who are familiar with their accounts can answer the question. No harm was done out of them doing it, so for God's sake, go die in a fire. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 20:27, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * nou <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  20:31, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not sure I'd be capable of doing that, there isn't a warm enough spot within a few thousand miles :< -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 20:34, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Hello, PvE players, stop being retarded.
If you haven't noticed, ANet has been very serious about having people take safety measures to protect their accounts. Having a message in threatening red text telling you to instantly change your password, and now a quick measure to cut down on the hacks as much as possible. The hackers will need to recode the bots, or operate them half-manually. They can implement other stuff later, but this is a good emergency measure. Now, everyone gtfo. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 14:25, 22 December 2009 (UTC) .... -<font color="Black">Cursed Angel  <font face="Arial" size="1">15:38, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * And what is the goal of this post, please? ... --Sensei 14:35, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It's pretty simple, let me translate what our dear chaos is trying to say but fail horribly at: "I'm an autistic flaming faggot who don't grasp the reason behind the feedback talkpages (get it? the place where people post opinions and feedback?) and make unnessecary posts to get attention like this."
 * yes but this is feedback space 127.0.0.1 15:49, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Chaos don't grasp that due to his autism. Give him some time. -<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] <font face="Arial" size="1">15:52, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * If I grabbed the entire text of Charles Dickens' Nicholas Nicholby, translated it back and forth from English to Hungarian to English five times, and pasted it in this feedback space under the section header "Update sux", would it be feedback? Now if I wrote a reply like Chaos' saying "WTF kind of feedback is that? [Insert reason it doesn't apply to update]", would that be feedback? | <font color="Red">72 User_Seventy_two_Truly_Random.jpg (UTC) 16:08, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ok, this is my feedback - let's all go do something else. -- pling User Pling sig.png 16:13, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

This section gets the blue ribbon for the most cracked out discussion on the wiki. I think I understood about .1% of the above. I love it, grats to all involved! ( Satanael |  talk ) 21:20, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

PC q10 platinum wand
Durr? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 11:52, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Not much probably. Dark Morphon 17:25, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Owell, <3 anyways. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 17:38, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I've had alot in the past actually. I even came across a req10 divine favor one. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 20:39, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That's what I got ;o -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:22, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

shit
"so subtle that I end up saying autistic things with no humorous value"

I'll have to practice some more! - Mini Me   talk  11:34, 27 December 2009
 * You do ;o We've actually had a ton of people trying to push through Glimmer builds on PvX, I take people fanboying the skill seriously. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 16:49, 27 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Link <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  08:56, 29 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Deleted @ PvX, . -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 10:03, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Beyond the penis
I'm interested. NuVII  18:17, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Be this related to an ancient comment on the Codex talk?
 * Please elaborate, I need to know the position you're asking for, what I scream, when, et cetera. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 20:16, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * OBABY <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  fyi: i lurvz englich 20:47, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Have my babies. --[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  20:59, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I can both father and mother them. Which would it be? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 21:05, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Mother them. <3--[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  21:07, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I am very good on top. Enjoy the ride while I slowly engulf you in my genitals, until you vanish for good, into an everlasting insanity of sexual pleasure. It's actually rather kinky. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 21:11, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I can't wait to experience the sheer ecstasy you will no doubt cause me as we engage in such a wonderful act.--[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  21:16, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Keep that lust unsatisfied until our encounter, for the pleasure will be vaster than any other pleasure ever felt. But only one one condition, you have to worship me with your whole mind and body when you.. penetrate my defenses. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 21:25, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I promise, Chaos baby.--[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  21:39, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Foolish humans promising they won't satisfy their sexual needs before encountering me is almost better than being a sex god. The fucking despair, the despair to fuck, it's just so.. so.. Screw it, it makes me horny! -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 21:43, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You called me foolish. The deal's off.--[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  21:46, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I have your word, black on white, honey. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 21:56, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * More like black on black, amirite? NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 22:56, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thats just hard to read. -- Lime User Lime main.jpg 22:57, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * My black name is apparently Darius. What's yours?--[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] ne shot.  23:00, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

chaos. seriously. I shouldn't have to tell you to shut up so often. stop these pointless long convos already. - Auron 23:03, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * what? ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  23:47, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * This wasn't even long, and I haven't been on GWW for half a week or so =/ I don't know if it clogged up RC, but I assume no. The one on Nuclear's page is.. well.. a different story, but definitely worth it :< -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 08:49, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I think the salient point is that Mr. Nuke hasn't been warned (repeatedly?) about pointless MSNish convos on wiki, although I could be wrong. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 08:56, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * i'm just not sure that I believe that there's anything more important going on around the wiki. I mean, besides Henchmen not using Snowball skills in the tourney, nothing new and exciting has happened in Guild Wars since the Warrior's Endurance buff. (Dhuum was not new and exciting. No.) ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  15:58, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No one has warned me yet, and I assume that has something to do with how brilliantly awesome I sometimes get to be.
 * On a more serious note, I thought this place only served to stroke our extensions. If not, I move for the immediate removal of all userpages, the feedback namespace and the whole policy on administrative elections. Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but what is there left to improve anyhow? I made a couple of people laugh (a fact that I do not quite understand, my speedy snake is no laughing matter), how does that not benefit the wiki? In fact, I argue that the account of my gregarious gorger is more beneficial to the wiki than the bureaucrat election. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 16:22, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Contrary to popular belief, we aim to document Guild Wars. Some of that documentation is still needed, and some of what we have needs improving - check around the project pages, the stubs, the images/skill animations needed, etc. I don't really think you're being serious about the REMOVE EVERYTHING ELSE IF I CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY PENIS thing, so I'll leave that one alone. But yeah, there is stuff to do, although it's probably not particularly exciting to you - regardless, that 'stuff' is what the wiki's supposed to be about. -- pling User Pling sig.png 16:29, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * His point is probably that he can't see the harm in using talk pages for personal amusement. It does perhaps make viewing RC a little harder (addicts), but that's a minor annoyance. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 17:08, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Considering RC is actually related to the point of the wiki and discussions about penises etc etc are not related, I would have to argue that reducing the function/efficiency of RC is more than a "minor annoyance." – Emmett  01:31, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
 * For a couple days it's been impossible to look at RC without seeing "penis" somewhere on the page. Makes it really hard to concentrate when I'm so aroused. I mean, disgusted. Yeah. [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 02:15, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

i really hope that everyone here is trolling one another. if not, then this whole thing just became much more depressing. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew 

bitchpls
rtfm or gtfo << <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  fyi: i lurvz englich 02:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * wut? Also, quit editing on your cellphone ;D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">02:41, 13 January 2010  (UTC)
 * I haven't contributed for a week or so. What'd I do now? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 16:23, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * IDK IM BORED? and NO U KJ <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★ <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  fyi: i lurvz englich 19:40, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * nou! <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:52, 13 January 2010  (UTC)
 * hey look. faggots posting on a faggot page! :> feels like home. <3 ···  Danny   Pew   Pew  04:44, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * GWW:NPA please.<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 05:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Wow you are so bad Lacky....far from NPA....it is well known that Chaos is gay.<font color="#b22222"> X treme 11:18, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * WUUUT a/s/l? ;DDDDDDDDDDD--Underwood 11:21, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Barely legal, male, Finland. Still jailbait for gay people; Daddy, yes? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 11:50, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * What Xtreme said, really =/ -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 11:50, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm hoping he just missed the HTML comment that was there. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew 

Have you ever even heard of pvx lacky?--TahiriVeila 21:23, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * FUCK NIGGER SHIT BITCH WHORE CUNT FAGGOT NIGGER, ups i used nigger twice, osht. <font color="black" face="courier new">♪ dark  ★  <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">chaos ♭  fyi: i lurvz englich 21:43, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Lol +1 Darkles. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 21:45, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * +1 nuffin, would you like blueberry or chocolate chip?--TahiriVeila 21:46, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Jake, my sig asking for too much npa? y/n <font color="black" face="courier new">dark ur face is gross<font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos  21:48, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Not at all. Mine is though. --Fuck you asscunts 21:51, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Lol, "blocked Dark Chaos with an expiry time of 2 hours (account creation disabled) (personal attack on all black people individually)" . <-- That is the funniest damn thing I've seen today. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:53, 14 January 2010  (UTC)
 * Definitely deserves as special batch of niggernuffins--TahiriVeila 21:55, 14 January 2010 (UTC)


 * D'awwwwwwwww PvXers! ♥ [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for  Raine,   etc.  00:25, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Ah this conversation dearly reminds me of home <font color="Maroon"> Athrun <font color="Silver"> Feya 17:53, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

This one was the stupidest reason (so far) to ban me, I think. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:10, 18 January 2010 (UTC)