User talk:Shard/Archive13

Hi! I don't think we've met!
Hai thar. me name eez Balistic (Technically second &mdash; Balistic  00:47, 1 November 2009 (UTC))
 * Much better. Hello. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 00:48, 1 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Just FYI shard, it's considered rather rude to archive active ques-
 * Disregard that, I run Wastrel's Collapse assassins. Also, hai2u. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 10:53, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Test Krewe
So Wasabi is on there? Is he selling early update information? Or has he finally stopped caring about e-gold? (lol, but seriously) ~>Sins  WDB 18:18, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
 * White Wasabi made the test crew? I'm so glad I'm done with this game. I mean, surely you could be a little knowledgeable to make the test crew. No wonder the game sucks, they think ppl that buy their way into stuff know how to playtest/balance things. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|19px]] 20:51, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Actually, Wasabi's not the only "gem" on the test crew. There are some smart, decent people on it, but there are also some loltastic people on it. I've got a feeling that the NDA will be broken the first day they work. Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  20:53, 2 November 2009  (UTC)

Good job.
On doing this. Your effort is noted and appreciated. :) ~Jason  Bacon   talk 07:57, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I have other things to do. Also, why aren't you banned again? ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 08:00, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry? I was being serious... I was thanking you for the effort on that page. For the latter part of what you said- Why would I be banned? ~Jason  Bacon  [[Image:User_Lena_Sig.png]] talk 08:14, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Because you're Lena. - Auron 08:16, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I am not. Anywho- thank you for your work on that page, Shard. Looks good. ~Jason  Bacon  [[Image:User_Lena_Sig.png]] talk 08:19, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Ya you are, I can tell by your guru account, it shows a picture of "Lena The Saint", and the name is JonnieBoi05-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Gw2flyingmountsiglol.png 13:35, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * User Unendingfear lenaequalsjonnie.jpg-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Gw2flyingmountsiglol.png 13:42, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * does it realy matter who he is???--Aura 13:45, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, because impersonating to avoid drama is lulzy.-- User Vanguard VanguardLogo.png anguard  13:48, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * And circumventing a ban is also lulzy.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 17:08, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * [[Image:User_JonnieBoi05_Brother_getting_ecto.jpg]] is also lulzy. But the title saying "brother" is pretty convincing.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 17:11, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * What title? o.O-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Gw2flyingmountsiglol.png 17:13, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * hi guys, drama averted, you can stop talking about it now. - Auron 17:17, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * No drama llama? D:-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Gw2flyingmountsiglol.png 17:17, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * The title of the picture he uploaded. I probably should have said "name" instead.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 17:18, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * And why? >.>-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Gw2flyingmountsiglol.png 17:19, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * ....Ok, let me explain, and by doing so I am ruining the irony of what I said. First, lets look at the situation: he is claiming he isn't Lena...however, most of us are not convinced. To provide legitimacy to the ruse, JasonBacon here uploaded a screen shot that clearly says "Legendary Lena"...the name of the person he claims he isn't. Now that's like me posting things from Adrin's account, which would be silly and questionable, as I have my own account. Secondly, if I were trying to prove I was not a certain person, I would have blacked out the name Legendary Lena and just posted the picture. Next he names the picture--or titles the picture: "brother getting ecto"...either he is being smart as Lena to continue the ruse, or he is, as Jason, making it clear that he is using his brother's screenshot. To tie into your previous post of the guru screenie I felt the link I provided was also humorous on the same level as yours. Obviously, my irony wasn't clear enough without an explaination. Do you understand now?-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 18:43, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yup >:P-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Gw2flyingmountsiglol.png 18:50, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Remember: it's not incest if the sibling is imaginary... -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 20:56, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Adrin...that is your next "quote of the whenever"!-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 21:00, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, the name of the picture in his signature says Lena. Though he could just have nicked it. Is that legal? (Not the general concept of stealing, I know that's illegal) Harrier 19:32, 7 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Not unless his name is copyrighted, which I doubt. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 19:33, 7 November 2009 (UTC)
 * The plot thickens... -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 04:23, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Bye Bye windows
It's over. I'm now using ubuntu. --Boro 07:23, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Enjoy your bloat. –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 07:38, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I would enjoy it, if it wasn't for a crash after replacing some system cooling fans. Unfortunately I have lost all data from my windows time. Also trying to find wine binary release.--78.92.197.126 10:40, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Install Gentoo. –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 10:53, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Isent an ubuntu a name for an indian boat?!-- Neil2250 User Neil2250 sig icon.jpg 16:39, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * No. Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] Ertan  17:21, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * oof forgot to sign at 2nd post. Also with hardy heron I could install Guild Wars, although it's not running as it should (1frame/timeoftheuniverse). --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 19:22, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Did you mean "heroin?" [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 19:27, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * They name their major releases after animals. When they get past Zany Zebra, they'll go to Alliterative Alligator.  Again: install Gentoo.  Better yet, do what I did and install FreeBSD.  There are like 4 people who use that thing as it is.  –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 21:58, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * My cpu fan replacement didn't work too well. this is why it failed to run gw. --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 16:25, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

...And now for your viewing pleasure disgust
← ''moved to User:Shard/Unfunny. (archiving under unfunny)'' → ''moved from User:Shard/Unfunny. (made other topics look funny)''

I bring you a pointless theatrical continuation of an unfinished 3-man argument that started over on Kotex Arena...which will feature a likeness that is unmistakable parody and condensed down into the 2-man argument that Pling callously deprived me of ...yet clearly designed as the ramblings of 1 schizophrenic with 4 distinct voices ...every one of them, a B-net Oldfag...

And what generally starts it all: I'm bad and this new arena has bad skills so it STILL sucks for bad players who just wanna put up a good fight for a change, FFS! -- ilr 
 * Derrrp, Codex is supposed to have bad skills. When the skills suck, you have to rely on personal skill. If noobs only fight noobs, they have no chance of getting better and they stay bad forever. ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]
 * Okay I get the 1337 skill part but what might be fun for 1337 guildies --> isn't fun for the newbs they're rolling. If it was my arena, I'd give all the ranked players bad decks scattered over 5 attributes and give the real newbs (but not the smurfs) better decks from just 2 attributes. -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]]
 * GDIAF, that would never work. If they want to learn they have to join a 1337 guild like we did and buff the 1337 guild leader's pickle like we did exactly like he instructs you to and then go RTFM again just to be sure. ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]
 * Hai man, I been PpPying since Kali oldschool in the early ninetees when grunge came out. If I wanted to follow some tool's e-peen/ego cookie cutter bulshyte for every good game that comes out I'd have my own guild with blackjack and hookers.  Back then, skill was knowing who NOT to get in a match with cuz everyone knew everyone.  And now you can't even choose who you fight anywamore. It's NOT FUN like it used to be. -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]]
 * Just stop plz. Shitway now was shitway then too.  Everyone spamming b-lust ogres + unholy + decay.  The only good battles were on the water or 6 way pro GoW.  LoL Kali, Bad n00bs playing other bad n00bs... ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]
 * Yeah? If it was so imba then why did they copy that same exact crap into SC in the form of Templars + Archons? Infact they made it worse cuz Psi was MOAR O^P'd  but you seem to think Bliz can only poop out GOLD now.  But back then the same exact ppl who make Anet so win were behind it all and we got 'em for this game now. -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]]
 * No this is a shit game here and the reason Bliz can only poop gold now is b/c those lusers left and made this shit company. And I don't care how much they ban me I'll still call it shitty ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]
 * Alright fine even if it was shit, that doesn't make new players shit by proxy. I think you clump "newbies" in too much with n00bs who run copypasta SWay builds.  ...Newbies don't even know what they're running and just want to see a glimmer at the end of the tunnel somewhere so they can have a reason to keep trying!  If they get drug down to pound town in every match they enter like they are now, they'll just give up b/c they don't even have Hero Battles and RR anymore. -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]]
 * HB wasn't PvP, there's a reason it's gone now. Plus they still have RA. ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]
 * RA isn't for newbs either damnit! It's also pound town but your random n00b teammates are the ones futtbucking the newby with chat RAEG cuz he brought mending or some other stupid shit. ..and then they just go to some other District to synch and farm you for LuLz!  IT'S GHEY!! -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]]
 * Duh, this whole game is gay. What, you thought that would change? ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]

Yes actually, I thought we had a chance this time to play scrub ball. What's so wrong with that?? If new players are FORCED to join guilds, farm rank, and read a ton of fucking manuals just to start getting a few fair matches then most of them WON'T, they'll just go back to PvE where the newby fun really is. -- ilr 
 * PvE isn't challenging enough. If it was more challenging they'd enjoy PvP more cuz they would develop some skill for a change. ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif|21px]]
 * They wouldn't have to get better if the only point was to just have fun like in the random ladder I proposed. -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]]
 * They don't need to split the arena, noobs just need to learn to play, having skill is all that matters ''~Schill'd [[image:User_non-user_icon_shill.gif]]
 * FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 07:02, 9 November 2009 (UTC) (may or may not to-be-continued)

I take great offense to the impersonation of my character. ''~Schill'd
 * Meh... then when the real deal gets back in 2 days he can just archive it under unfunny with everything else ever posted here. Hopefully he's too busy modding to even bother reading this wiki till then... -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 07:58, 9 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Stop fapping to yourself, ilr –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 09:28, 9 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Narcissism disagrees. Pika Fan 04:26, 10 November 2009 (UTC)
 * says no to fair PvP.
 * Aww yeah, this topic just got an Anon Godwin. If you don't want it Shard, I call dibs. (pack it up and ship it to my talk) -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 20:40, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

^_^

 * wakakakakakakakakaka Gladiator Motoko 01:53, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Infected Vagina policy rape for the majority jews WIN \o/ NEDM --193.190.172.147 08:46, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

so i herd you lost in PvE
c/d Vili &#x70B9; 06:51, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * That's what happens when pve is being balanced around other people cheating. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 17:50, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * What's c/d? What happened? -- Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 19:08, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * TBH I was more interested in watching "Ghostbusters" for the 10 billionth time than what we were doing in UW.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 20:32, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Ponder this!
Do you think Guild wars is balanced? (Aimed at shard mostly)-- Nei l2250. 10:05, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow, that's a doozey of a question, make sure you think long and hard about this one Shard. Misery  10:11, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Someone, somewhere, died from this question's AoE. Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] Ertan  10:15, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * ohh! ohh! I got another one! Do you think Izzy was a good balancer? NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 10:17, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Lets just fire questions at shard till he replys.

HOW AWESOM IS SHOOP DA WOOP?

WHO KILLED THE DINOSAURS(Chuck norris of corse!)?

HOW DID A CREEPY CLOWN GET IN MY ROOM?

...Now he will come... Well, Or Halogod will,i herd he liekz questions...-- Nei l2250. 10:21, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Get to the point. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 19:53, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Get to the point. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 19:53, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Just when I thought I was done with the reverse troll, now we have Captain Obvious Questions with a pinch of ADD. Pika Fan 20:09, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I have some questions for you to ponder Shard. 1.) Is Kenye a genius? 2.) Do I <3 Harold Ramis? 3.) Is Simon Le Bon the center of my universe? Is my dog cute? Do you need to spawn more Overlords?-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 21:01, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Every other larvae should be an overlord. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 21:16, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I was just thinking about reinstalling SC/BW and try playing legit for once.-- User Vanguard VanguardLogo.png anguard  21:30, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * We should have a crazy 4v4 or something. That would be epic. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 22:20, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * The most insane game setting I ever had was a 32 vs 32 quake3 game with only rocket launchers. Talk about flooms.
 * That, and C&C generals. Free for all, 16 china players. Lol radiations everywhere. We had to limit superweapons on the second game because the timers actually prevented us from playing. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]]
 * Shard has to tell everyone the story of how he flew a marine barracks into Detraya's base and massed an army with out him knowing.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 20:59, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I flew a barracks into Detraya's base and massed an army without him knowing. When he attacked me, about 15 marines came from the side of his base and destroyed everything he had. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 01:42, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Damnit, you guys. Let me find my totally legit copy of windows 98 so I can play SC again.  –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 12:30, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Can't you use DOSBox for that? &mdash; Why [[Image:User Why s.png|User talk:Why]] 13:38, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I have no idea. I was going to run it in a virtual machine.  –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 13:41, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * My copy works fine on XP. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 13:49, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Your copy probably gets stretches to fit your monitor, too, which causes horrid distortion as well as eye strain. –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 14:24, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I have a 3 meter extension for my keyboard and mouse :D. Besides, bigger picture = easier to spot that high templar behind that tree. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 16:14, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Thanks...
Just wanna thank you and the other people (Yasmin, Adrin, Klug?, etc...) for the fun we had in UW :).

Thought you might like this screenshot :), blocked out the names tho.  Qaletaqa Hania  16:40, 22 November 2009 (UTC) .  NuVII   21:12, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * WTF? That's one weird screen. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 16:43, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Why lol? it was so much fun. [[Image:User_Qaletaqa_sig_icon.jpg|talk]] Qaletaqa Hania  16:46, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Shard is a wammo. I KNEW IT! --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 17:29, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, thanks for the screen. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 20:11, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I also have a version where you can see all names :), I wonder how many people I could fool. [[Image:User_Qaletaqa_sig_icon.jpg|talk]] Qaletaqa Hania  20:31, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, it's entirely believable that a whammo would clear the entire UW without any elites. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 20:46, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't think it is believable, but I wonder how many people think different :D. [[Image:User_Qaletaqa_sig_icon.jpg|talk]] Qaletaqa Hania  22:32, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * That wasn't the run with us Boro...I was a paragon...which is worse than a wammo.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 18:04, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * so I herd purge signet sword bars are gud. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 18:29, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Actually purge signet might even be feasible with adrenaline bars... but it needs 1 sec cast --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 20:08, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Purge signet is feasible on adrenaline bars. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 20:12, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Is that screenshot photoshopped..? cuz I'm having a hard time even getting to dhuum in serious teams. :( -Cursed Angel  [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 20:20, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * lol consumables man ur so mighty and brave 128.176.178.20 20:23, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * CA-you're better off just watching him on youtube, the battle itself if very anti-climatic, you almost feel cheated. Its like going out with that one cute guy only to find out when he has his clothes off, you kinda wish you hadn't bothered.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 20:58, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * "you're better off just watching him on youtube...when he has his clothes off, you kinda wish you hadn't bothered"


 * ITTY BITTY BOAT -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 21:59, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

So, Adrin managed to not fail a second time? My internet was down the whole weekend, for this, and double HA weekend. zzz Now I have to pug it with baddies. Ryuu - talk  22:16, 23 November 2009 (UTC) , Yes it was :). Wanna see proof? It's not hard to change a primary profession when screenshot magic is involved. Offcourse not. Sarcasm doesn't seem to work on internet tho, weird.  Qaletaqa Hania  22:21, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * @Yasmin: "That wasn't the run with us Boro..."
 * @Cursed Angel: "Is that screenshot photoshopped..?"
 * I will never understand why people put their exp bars there. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  22:49, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * kk, can I join anyone who knows what they're doing? I'm tired of doing like 8 of the quests and then some 10 year old take a quest and we all die. -Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] <font face="Arial" size="1">23:33, 23 November 2009 (UTC)


 * @Raine: Lol, I just put it there because I don't want it anywhere else, bars with bars.


 * Anyway I uploaded a pic of the party window to show the names :). And euhm what is Cursed Angel doeing in it?
 * Just messing with you Cursed, anyway I hope you find a party. [[Image:User_Qaletaqa_sig_icon.jpg|talk]] Qaletaqa Hania  00:01, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Except that Shard and Adrin aren't allowed names. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 00:10, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I know they aren't, I'm photoshopping stuff today because I am bored, and didn't know a last name for them. [[Image:User_Qaletaqa_sig_icon.jpg|talk]] Qaletaqa Hania  00:23, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I dont have a last name. I do irl, but not rly in game. Dhuum was fun for 5 mins then it sucked. -- adrin [[Image:User_Adrin_mysig.jpg|20px]] 10:17, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
 * My mesmer is mortified that she is listed as a wammo. She just wanted me to tell you :P -- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 04:04, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol. We are all wammos deep within our hearts. --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 15:38, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Adrin Applepeel and Shard Fenix imo. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  14:50, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Aww you left out Elu...QQ-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 16:36, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Archive your rant talk page per topic
noob -- adrin  10:18, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

Rants 2.0
"Remove everything in the game   from the game." -- That's a gift right there. ...the ability to condense a 5-page thesis into 8 words, I mean... -- ilr  04:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * ? –Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 04:30, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Does that mean you get to do every chick left on MTG earth? Oh wait just realized there was never any there to begin with -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 05:13, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Have a good one bro. Drogo Boffin 15:23, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You too Drogo! ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 19:05, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Module
I'm so happy with it!!!-- *Yasmin Parvaneh*  19:51, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah me too. The boss fight was awesome and it's only half completed. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 01:40, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Que pasa? -- <font color="Black">Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 02:08, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Our final boss is leet, but I can't give anything away. You'll just have to play it yourself. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 03:59, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, for the game you guys are making? -- <font color="Black">Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 04:06, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * We got our server up yesterday, so beta tests are right around the corner!-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 23:21, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Is the base-game abandon-ware yet? Or is this a torrent situation? -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 23:25, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * When it goes beta, link please ^___^-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 00:37, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ -- <font color="Black">Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 01:07, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * [] for more info.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 07:15, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * We're testing it so much now that it's online for most of the day, and anyone is free to log in. I put up new builds every few minutes or so because of the amount of additions, but if that doesn't annoy you, come on in. There are some connection problems you might have to get around. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 07:56, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm registered on the forum, what next? -- <font color="Black">Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 08:38, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Does it work with linux? --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 11:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * @Boro I believe it does work with Linux.
 * @Reckoning feel free to wander the forums, there is story info there, screens, update notes and so on. Feel free to post questions, introductions and so on. Shard and I will have a lot of stuff we'll be posting over the next few weeks, so the forums should be busy.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 16:43, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * There is a version of NWN you can download for linux, and it will work. I'll fin a link for you later today, but I have to go to class now. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 17:57, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Dye chart
I coul make it automactic and make it have an exception that if you enter a differnt name it will switch to that name. What doyou think? --  Halogod35  05:00, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That's what I'm having it do, but I added a parameter to change the extension. I only broke maybe 10% of the charts, I'm fixing them now. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 05:02, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ill screw with it tomorrow. -- User Halogod35 Sig.png Halogod35  05:04, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Rift Warden Quests
This wiki is a help to players. Listing a non-existing quest as being in the game is misleading information. I agree that sticking a "not yet active" note on the quest is a better solution than omitting it. But I stand by my decision to remove it being better than having false information. <span style=”font-family:Verdana;color:#3FF">Manassas  00:01, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That's fine, I also agree the "not here yet" is better, and that's apparently going to stay. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 00:02, 19 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It is better to have it and them not be in the game then it to not be there and them be in the game. [[Image:User DrogoBoffin sig icon.png]] Drogo Boffin 00:03, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Merry Christmas
To you and a happy new year >;D Reaper of Scythes **  10:37, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

Wintersday
Have a happy and a merry! &mdash; Tennessee Ernie Ford ( TEF ) 18:16, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

Shard Bear
[]-- *Yasmin Parvaneh*  07:11, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ LMAO-- /u/nending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 07:35, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I am pretty sure I saw that bear somewhere before...just can't place my finger on it. Pika Fan 12:34, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Pretty much staple bear. --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 14:17, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It's 8:30pm...do you know where my Shard Bear is? Hopefully, he isn't hanging out in the park or at Chuck-E-Cheese's with Pedo Bear.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 04:45, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * He's at the orphanage :o-- /u/nending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 04:59, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Dragon Age:Origins.
Is really good. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Borotvaltgandalf (talk).
 * Or you could just play Baldur's Gate 1 & 2. (not to say that DA:O is bad, it's just not as good as BG1+2 were imo, of course all 3 are not as good as Planescape but that's a different topic) DarkNecrid 03:19, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * True...but AD's updated graphics and partial nudity are an improvement. :) -- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 06:05, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Uh oh, that reads like "they spent a lot of time modeling some dude's bare ass"... -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 08:17, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm sure they used a body scanner to do that. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 08:20, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Speaking of highly defined virtual arses, are you gonna vote on that guy who fingered you as a major threat to the wiki via a slippery slope argument? It's a real scream, incase you haven't gotten the chance to read it yet...  -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 08:54, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Who, and link? ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 08:58, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh it's somewhere in that clusterbomb of RFA's. But I'm not an amateur so I don't "name my pain" either.  Infact I'll even give him props b/c he obviously lives his life by one simple motto: "Icy to dull the pain; Hot to relax it away". -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 09:26, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

Happy Wintersday, Linsey

 * Guess what kinds of sections cause the other ones to get locked. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 08:53, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ^^ [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]<font color="#000099">Rose Of Kali 15:57, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Guess what kinds of posts cause some users to get mocked? ···  Danny   Pew   Pew  05:27, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * really shard we are wishing Linsey a happy new year and wintersday etc there is no harm in that also linseys page is locked because of the 9000 billion questions on her page and i am sure shard that your on there as well asking or making some sort of remark.- [[Image:User_Zesbeer_sig.png|link=User talk:Zesbeer‎]] Zesbeer 12:46, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * And just the above comments made Linsey's section twice as long as it was already, on its way ad infinitum. So, guess what makes her pages explode even more? A short positive greeting got turned into a negatively loaded flame war. >_< [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]<font color="#000099">Rose Of Kali 14:50, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * And just the above comments made Linsey's section twice as long as it was already, on its way ad infinitum. So, guess what makes her pages explode even more? A short positive greeting got turned into a negatively loaded flame war. >_< [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]<font color="#000099">Rose Of Kali 14:50, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Self-Explanitory
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User_talk:Sir_Mu Self-explanitory if not very old, something made me think of it today...--Orry 04:25, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I always enjoy teaching. Thanks for the link. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 05:21, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No problem, I figured you would be better at it than me.--Orry 06:27, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * For future reference, you can make intra-wiki links like this: User talk:Sir Mu, they are much prettier that way. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 07:59, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the information Vili, I shall have to use it in the future.--Orry 11:28, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Hexes
what do you think of putting a limit on hexes? perhaps 3? mMaybe replacing the the first cast hex if a new one is applied. so if hexes a b c were put on in that order, if hex d is cast it replaces hex a. that way you couldn't cover skills as much and if you fuck up and cover a hex too many times it screws you. i know that hex removal is the actual problem, but i'm talking anet logic here since they'll never really fix the problem. -- adrin  11:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Still sounds to smart for something they would do, besides, they are too busy nerfing deadly paradox atm. Tidas 12:42, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Hex removal isn't the problem, passive stacky Hexes are. If you buff Hex removal, all you're going to get out of it is nuking now strategically acceptable Hexes (for example snares and Domination Magic apart from Empathy, Backfire and Visions of Regret). A limit of 3 wouldn't fix the problem either as you could still spread roughly 2 Hexes on a party wide level covering one useful one. That's passive. A limit of two would be better but that could potentially invalidate casual Hexing as well. No, I'm afraid many Hexes (Curses in particular) need a rework. Dark Morphon 16:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
 * What morphon said. If you limit the number of hexes to 2 or 3, people will still be able to apply them more quickly than they can be removed. Conditions are in a good place. Many of them are strong, but there are a ton of condition removals, and many of them are on a fast recharge and also give a significant heal. Hex removal is not that way. The only hex removals people use are veil (for preveiling) and cure (for the heal), and seldomly spotless, because it's a decent anti-hex-stack spell. Those are all on 12 second recharges. Cover hexes are on 2-5 second recharges.
 * Basically, hexes like faint need to have shorter durations and the recharges need to be equal to or longer than hex removals. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 21:21, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'd say it would need to be longer, because if it is equal you still need to cast the removal after the hex so it has had some time to recharge first. --Orry 00:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Even considering the headaches mesmers can stack on the backline with Migraine? In a decent hexway team, you can spread five or six hexes to the healers, and unless all hex removal becomes "target ally loses all hexes", that's still going to be a problem (especially considering all the interrupts hexway can bring to bear as well).
 * I'm wondering if a shared cooldown between similar hexes wouldn't be useful. Though, at this point, anything's better than what we have, and suggesting too many "solutions" all at once isn't going to help either. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 18:58, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Global cooldowns are too diablo-ey. It would be better if each skill didn't have 25 nearly-identical copies. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 23:30, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
 * This entire game is too spammy with skills and making hex removals more spammable hasn't worked either when ya look at PnH. They better try a lot harder in Gw2... starting with a UI component that allows the hexed to select which hexes are removed first (like Draw Poker basically). Balancing around recharge times != balancing around "Timing" -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 23:55, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You're both right - the two major problems the game faces are too many duplicated skills and too fast a pace. A global cooldown would greatly help the latter, but do nothing for the former. The pace issue is, I think, a side effect of the power creep. Skills being chain-activated with 3⁄4 cast times and etc is a lot more of a problem when you only need to get off two of those skills to kill someone. I don't believe the pace of the game was too fast back in Factions or Prophecies, but then, I didn't play competitive PvP then either. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 18:46, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * With Yeen and his friends, we reconstructed the conditions GWFC players were playing on. It was indeed a fast paced game. --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 09:00, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
 * GWFC was a sinsplitfest. :< Did you manage to use the old versions of the skills as well as banning NF/EotN ones? (I can't load the forum link for some reason; maybe freeforums is down atm?) Also, there's a difference between fast-paced (which I honestly think is healthy for a PvP game) and too fast-paced (which is what we have today). -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I still want consumables and pve skills in pvp. that would be awesome. ymlad spike? fuck yeah. -- adrin [[Image:User_Adrin_mysig.jpg|20px]] 17:29, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Enhanced Loading Screens
Can you please upload your mod somewhere else than RapidShare? Their server are always busy. Thank you ^^ <font face="Tahoma" color="#000066"> Ðαrĸ Яεvəηςєr  17:51, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Furst
Troll please Reaper of Scythes **  20:45, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
 * whoru? ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 01:56, 13 January 2010

FIRST

 * wanna bet? ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 02:16, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * lawl – User Balistic Pve B d-dark.jpg<font color="#7777cc">alistic 02:27, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ill take second <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  02:33, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * O.o Awesome Reaper of Scythes ** User Reaper of ScythesJuggernaut1.png 07:31, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Shard, you did not sign that edit. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  02:25, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Does that matter? --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 17:09, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Does it matter? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Does it matter that it matters? <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  00:04, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Does it matter if it matters if it matters that it matters? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  00:17, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no but does that matter? <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  00:19, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No, but does that matter? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  00:27, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no but does that matter? <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  00:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no but does that matter? – User Balistic Pve B d-dark.jpg<font color="#7777cc">alistic 00:34, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no but does that matter? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  01:45, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no u ps: bring back teh V& topic so we can discuss shard's neckbeard cred -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 09:59, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no but does that matter? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  10:58, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * no but does it matter? Kaisha 16:41, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * i'm being pro and contributing valuable information Kurz Hates Challenge 20:54, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * does it matter? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  23:29, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You guys are making it hard to look at my otherwise empty talk page. GTFO unless you have something non-stupid to say. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 23:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * dde i jst inventes a nw chainnnn <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  03:35, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ^ i was drunk when i typed that :< <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  19:07, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You're so cool. &mdash; <font color="Pink"> Mini Me 19:23, 17 January 2010
 * i know, i can't remember typing that though <font color="#000000">Infested <font color="#CD0000">Hydralisk  20:06, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

By all means Shard. You should delete this section. --Boro 19:59, 17 January 2010 (UTC)