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Earlier today, scientists discovered that the Large Hadron Collider was a $6 billion dollar sink whose price will only continue to climb as technical issues become apparent. Concerns were later dismissed after several international economic institutions pointed out that they've been bankrolling the U.S. (whose debt is estimated to be in the trillions) for years now in hopes that they might be able to keep the country out of bankruptcy long enough for someone competent to step in, and that at least the investments in the LHC could potentially provide huge scientific gains. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  17:44, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * In other news, MediaWiki sites across the web have seen a steady increase in the number of "cranks" in recent months. Expert sources suspect that this may be related to middle-management job cuts, which may have forced many overbearing and cynical people to search for new locations in which they can flex their authoritarian muscles. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  17:44, 11 August 2009 (UTC)