User talk:Final Travels

Realm of Torment and Cookies Current mood: adored Category: News and Politics

Well as it turns out I felt the need to reside in the Realm of Torment for some time over the week. No real big reason, I kind of wanted to check on things, well I did kind of leave it in shit when I was last there. Well long story short I have been blessed by Hogni with the spirits of the Raven, Wolf and Bear and I thought it would be best to use the Ursan Blessing of the Bear and walk around in the Depths of madness. This had nothing to do with missions or money or even quests, this was vengeance. I had just broken Razah out of his Hell and I wanted to take him on a kill raid so he can thrash all in his wake. Also I am still pissed off about the last time I was here and Topo the Protector led a massive Margonite army after my group when we where attacking members of the shadow army. Half my group did not come home that day, but thankfully I had a good team that saved me and the others. So this was time, it seems she had stayed held up in the same area I found her in last time. I sent in my new team with Razah at the lead bursting with lightning, he channeled bolts from no were and blasted the hell out of the center on the Margonite group. I also had Olias raising them all to zombies in the middle of the group, as I used my blessing to slash and claw them back in a circle when the tried to scatter. Through the constant bolts on lightning going in the middle blasting them, me keeping them in a condensed group with the Bear Spirit and Olias turning the dead ones that were in the middle into zombies or just blowing them up this fight was kind of a joke. But in all the confusion of this fight Topo was still standing as I realized she had possessed a skill that made her immune to spells and magic, so I ripped her limb from limb tell she fell defeated and as she lay dyeing I used one of my favorite spells to steal that ability from her. Now it is I that possesses the spell breaker and she is finally dead. Wow now that I think about it, I just killed a spirit twisted by hatred in Hell, that's bad ass. Final~

May 30, 2008 - Friday

To the Edge of Sanity Current mood: focused Category: Travel and Places

Well yesterday I spent most the day like any off looking for something to past the time. Considering the amount of reading I have been doing to figure out where to go with Zho's journal I wanted to do something completely different. (Keeping in mind this journal is nothing like King Hundar or Yomindhe journals, those were sweet just one read but then again they both didn't make me want to "up" and do something.) So I grouped up with my friend Edge of Sane and thought it would be a good idea to let him in on my secret treasure maps. So a quest was started to find as much treasure "be it burred or in a chest" as we can carry. Seeing how Edge brought along Olias, we hand tons of minions (Meat shields) to carry our stuff. This way we can take way more at there suffering. Thus beginning the Great Treasure Hunt of Elona!!! I had mapped out most of the spots my self but I always went alone so not to tell anyone else were to find the treasures I have discovered, due to this me and my minions could not possibly take all in one go so not to look to suspicious I go once a month and only take a little. Well long story short I trust Edge to keep my secret and that's why he is an Officer in my guild. So I let him in on it and wouldn't you know things go faster when he's teamed with me. We did a quick run of only about 3-4 sites I have mapped and we plan on going for more today, at this rate we will loot all of Elona in a matter of weeks. To tell you the truth I wasn't so down with him bringing Olias but that dude is hella rad in a hunt. So I'm down now, he made a crap load of meat puppets and at the first site we went to we had a huge party with them. At about five or so we both had to go so we parted with the most Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors match EVER. But we tied on Rock (even though my hands are solid Rock we tied). Final~

May 29, 2008 - Thursday

In the Steps of Zho Current mood: adventurous Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

As it turns out Zho is not the super strong chick that she tries to come off as being. I joined in the Norn fighting tournament last night and as it so happens I fought with her. This blog is not all about the fights, even though I caught all my opponents off guard by summoning fire djin into the ring to distract them when I used the Tome on the Bear to finish the job. But the funny thing is that in the fight Zho dropped a journal. After about the 6th round of fighting when I finally was done I noticed it. I was just surprised that my djin didn't blaze it in the ring. But when I went to return it to her she was gone (I guess losing in the third round isn't something she wanted to do). It tells about the search for a black moa and her search to tame one. It also is going through her travels in that quest. Kind of weird but through the entire journal reading I have been doing I sort of want to look for one. I mean not to tame or anything, because I have a super cool lion named "Grever" but simply to take a photo of it and in a way retrace her steps. I think that may be something cool to do. We will se how it goes. It still freaks me out about why she is so scared of them. In the journal it clearly states that in the Echovald forest she seen one almost for the first time and it plucked her eye out and since then for months she could not find them in that area. Well I will be sure to keep you all up to date with what's going on with the retracing of Zho.

Final~

May 13, 2008 - Tuesday

Looking for the bird of paradise, at the bottom of a bottomless pit! Current mood: blank Category: Travel and Places

As it turns out it is way harder trying to find a place that is real than it is wondering in to a place that isn't supposed to. So in my travels I have been to some raid and not-so raid places! I've been to the Temple of Grenth, the 1,000 Daggers Guild Hall, I have even been to the Rabbit hole were cute little bunny rabbit's turn into murderous little psychopaths and try to eat your damn face off like in the "Holy Grail". All this aside I think where I went last night was the most muffed up of them all. So I was walking around theFar Shiverpeaks looking for the Wurm Breeding grounds. I happened to find so really cool stuff. Like I found an area that a cliff was covering that was bright and full of plant life (not Gwen's garden, we went there before), but on the bad end I walked right past a cave filled with arctic wolves that seemed hungry. After we cleaned up the mess we made of there bodies I looked in side this place and it was filled with bones and gore. It looked like they had been at it for a while but at least that didn't spoil there taste. We then went past the frozen river and there was some dragon in the ice, past that I found a place called Egil's Perch and I found a crap load of these healing jar things. After running off with one of the jars I started looking the Frostmaw's Burrows. And when I arrived there was a bunch of Norn dancing and drinking in front of the dungeon gates talking about the warriors that went off in hopes of seeing forever. Through overhearing them I got one of them to give me a little info, he said that "the secret lies with Ssissth" after some asking I found that he was a giant Wurm Leviathan that was not to far from that area I was at. So I went back and tried to find him and sure enough he was there. After killing the beast I found out what was up. Remember when I said that's that should not be real? This is what I meant. It was straight out of an H.P. story, right next to were the beast lay dead there seemed to be a bottomless pit that looks to go on forever. Every point was screaming Abyss. Scary as it maybe what is even worse is that the Norn that wondered in surely will never come back and the towns people of Egil's Perch are simply sitting there drinking and waiting for there return. It is truly very sad. Final~

May 8, 2008 - Thursday

Chill’n With Raptor Current mood: ninja Category: Friends

Well yesterday was fun! I was doing the usual and hanging out in the Jewel of Istan. I decided that it could be fun to go in to the Consulate and take some shots of me showing off my mad skills. But do to the lack of bodies in that area I tried out a new beasty to take my photos. So I used the summoning skills that I learned from the Asura to make a Naga Shaman to hold the camera. Although smarter than my wonderful zombies, I still think a flesh golem can take a better photo any day. Well I got pretty in to the idea and went off but ass it turns out my friend Raptor Fire Spirit had seen me and snuck by me. I think that Naga seen her but didn't do anything. Naga had the camera on a quick shutter speed and rapid fire shooting caught the following, here comes Raptor behind me as she jumps out behind me screaming "I drink your milkshake" thus making me jump out of my skin and freak out! Than realizing that Naga caught all this on camera… Embarrassment… but after I noticed that it was Raptor it's all good. So turning a bad into a good, she suggested that we do a sweet group shot. A lot of flexing and awesome later, this photo shoot turned out wonderful. That was a lot of fun! But not long after I had to run because I realized that I still owe Elder Suhl like 20 gold pieces and he was on his way back, I really don't want to pay him back so I bolted. Final~

May 6, 2008 - Tuesday

Cinco de Mayo Current mood: hungover Category: Life

Wow, my head hurts! Well last night was Cinco de Mayo and I don't really remember what happened…? The night began near the Charr homelands… I think…. So for some reason I wanted to chill with Pyre Fierceshot for the day since I was in the area. So Pyre and I went on a heavy drinking spree grabbing every bit of booze in sight. We ended up in Doomlore Shrine blitzed to the heavens and back. A bit later as we were mess'n around in the fields we found a Siege Devourer just sitting there with no one around other than the dead driver for some reason. So we high jacked it, I took that back boy for one killer run and found some random forest that was on fire. Well by this time I didn't know what was going on or that fire=hot so I went right in. then Pyre started bitching that the Charr Shamans were full of crap and then he started to yell at this group of people in the distance. Turns out after the huge drunk brawl that happened shortly after that the group he was yelling at was in fact the psycho shaman dudes. Sure enough the attacked but as it turns out after 5 straight hours of drinking it seems that I had slipped the Devourer a little something and he was just a second from pissed. When they started attacking the Devourer took it way to serious and went off, it bolted so fast I fell off and ripped through the entire group within under a minute. So fast as soon as I had got up to my feet the Devourer was trying to eat a burning tree and the entire Shaman group was dead. Pyre had ended up running off because the Devourer forgot that he was a good Charr and tried to eat him as well. After that I made my way out of Sacnoth Valley and come to find out that Pyre got arrested under charges of disorderly conduct (he beat up a dwarf) and in going to be in jail for the next week. I went to go see him in jail this morning but I'm not going to bail him out because I need to cure this killer headache….

Well later….

Final~

April 30, 2008 - Wednesday

The Ring of Fire (Not Jonny Cash) Current mood: warm Category: Travel and Places

Well let me start by saying that the Temple of Grenth is uber cold. So I desided to warm up and take a trip down to the Ring of Fire Islands to get some warmth into my cold and wiry bones. So I boated in to Ember Light camp and chilled for a bit before I went off to explore, really creepy… My kind of creepy, like screaming faces in the mountainside and other curious things. Magma at all angles and lava spiting out of the ground far into the sky. I am really starting to love this place and I think I am going to stay awhile and go see the Onyx Gate and all the other cool places I have heard about. Even though the damn Mahgo Hydra's keep chasing me everywhere, there easy as hell to kill but I am simply trying to sight see and they wont let me so a lot of my photos got ruined because there stupid corpses are in the picture. Even dead there still being selfish. Also to make things worse I would find a cool face or something in the rock and go to set up the picture and "BOOM" damn Wurm comes out, these things are huge. More than big enough the knock my ass over in a photo when they shot out of the ground. But the Wurms over on the islands are different than the Frost Wurms or the Siege Wurms I'm used to fighting. These things look as though there made of fire. I have only fought one that looked like this once before but that was a while ago in the Heart of the Shiverpeaks when I offed Cyndr the Mountain Heart with some of my friends. But he was a good two or three times the size of these things on the island and there, they are all over the place, so yea lame.Well piece out everyone I got some shit to do, sorry this blog is so short but I got nothing today.

Final~

April 28, 2008 - Monday

Temple of the God of Death Current mood: blessed Category: Religion and Philosophy

So I finished my pilgrimage to the Death Gods temple this weekend and gotta tell you, it's a real pain in the ass. Well first of I've never been there before so I got lost a ton of times. I started at Droknar's Forge and went to Grenth's Footprint then through Lornar's Pass to get to Grenth's temple. I don't know if any of you have do that long of a run but it took so long to go that far and I got lost and held up by a crap ton of Gwawl and Azure Shadows that all seemed to be stalking me. But when I got there it was so worth it. There was a nice soft snow that spread a thin layer of cold and white. It was beautiful, simply amazing! Even better after kneeling at his statue I heard the Voice of Grenth that after paying am age I received a blessing that basically turned me in to a vampire for about 20 minutes and then after sharing a nice laugh about Dhuum sucking on ice and then I ended the trip and headed home. That was my great weekend.

Final~

April 21, 2008 - Monday

The History of the Scare Current mood: adventurous Category: Games

I know it's probably mean, but I get nothing but joy out of scaring little kids. Nothing is better than there little horrified faces when you jump out at them and scream "Boo" but the best part is when you get the older people. I love, and I mean love to run around and scare the working class. If I am bored enough I will go the distance to try and make a grown man piss him self. But you got to be stealthy to freak out a merchant, I usually go the route of screaming out that the "Dow Jones" has bottomed out and that we are about to go through a recession and were all going to lose our jobs. That usually works pretty well. Of course if that doesn't work I try a good old fashion startling jump to get my kicks. Mind you I don't do this every day, just when I need to take my mind off of lame stuff that's going on.

Final~

ombie Photography Current mood: animated Category: Blogging

As I previously mentioned in my profile I am a master of the dark and horrific art of raising the dead. But also like I said I simply use them to take my photos. I gotta tell yea there still is nothing funnier than seeing my Flesh Golem trying to hold my camera. He has raid hooks for hands, therefore hours of fun. Like the time I keep one around for over an hour by constantly mending and blessing him. Good times, but the only type that I even bother teaching is the Vampiric Horrors (do to the appearance of what seem to be hands). But most of the time I just duct tape the camera on there and they click away. Sometimes if I am filming a video or something I just make a Bone Fiend and tie the video camera on it. Yea now I'm just babbling so later. Final~

April 16, 2008 - Wednesday

Anton & the 300 victim killing spree Current mood: awake Category: Life

Today I met up with my friend Anton in the Dalada uplands for a few of those "odd" jobs I do. Todays task was one of the Charr hunting nature but I decided to make a little on the side and pick up some bounties as well from the refugees in the area. So Anton and I we crazy and hacked up everything in the area. We went threw the encampments and burned them to the ground. After about we offed about 100 beasties Anton wanted to leave and I wasn't done yet so I stayed and attacked the Charr's main base camp stealing the siege devourer in the proses. After about and hour I realized I took out every thing in the area and one of the local refugees told me I killed 300 plus beasties. I guess I just can't stop after drinking tons of hunters ales and jolt colas. Final~

April 15, 2008 - Tuesday

A Brief History Current mood: vexed Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

So I have this sweet thought that I should just not work and get paid for being super cool and that would be fine by me. Well I didn't get much working as a Charr hunter after that i tried working for the Luxons in the turtle hatchery. that job was sweet but they did pay as well as i needed at the time. So I moved Elona to join the Sunspear army but ended up staying for only a little bit before I ditched to go to the lightbringer's. I was doing my normal rounds and I found a huge crack in the side of a mountain face and as i went to look in it I got lost and ended up in some weird place with some random creaters (Asura) and Dwarves. they were right in the middle of running away from some creepy looking bastards then i ended up in Tyria some how. Then I ended up talked in to Killing those Destroyer things and ended up killing "the Great Destroyer" but I spent all that money so now I am working odd jobs with the Norn, Dwarves, Asura, and Ebon Vanguard. Anyways that was an overview but I still wish I was just given money for being so raid. Final~

The Asura Suck!!! Current mood: pissed off Category: Travel and Places

Well I guess I shouldn't start out like that I do like two of the Asura, I like Vekk, but that's only because he isn't one of those know it all jerks that has to always say how much smarter they are. I also really like Oggy "he's a Heavy Metal God" this dude would never talk trash because he is to held up on his own inadequacies and constantly trying to score. This brings me to why I have most of those little trolls. I was chill'n with Oggy and that Jezza chick that he wants comes by with her bitch of a friend and starts to dish out the hurt by cutting Oggy down with insults about how small his ears are. When they left I gave his some of these sweet huge Taro leaves and told him to just tie them on his ears and he'd look pimp. So sure enough Jezza and the bitch come and her friend had to have a problem with it but Jezza kinda liked it so we'll see. I'm going to try to find him some of those red flowers and have him give her some that should get things to work out for the togetherness. But the rude one, this is what I don't like. They always seem to have a problem with people. Well with me they always start complaining when I come around and if I ask for something they say I'm bothering them. Well its better then being called a damn "Bookah", Yea there's nothing better than being referred to as a clumsy creature with a loud, bellowing voice that scares children. Wow go team Asura racists (yea I said it) the Asura race is Racist against humans… (jerks) Final~

April 11, 2008 - Friday

polymock and summoning Current mood: ecstatic Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

i have been playing polymock all day and i am super addicted to is. As it turns out if the smart little ugly people like the way you play they teach you how to summon monsters!!! I have video of some of the summons i can do now. I can invoke tons of beasties, enjoy! Final~ p.s. I beat the polymock master

Day of Lyss Current mood: exhausted Category: Life

So I'm chillin in the Garden of Seborhin during the day of Lyss getting bombed ass drunk and enjoyed the fests, I even had a duel with a mime. Ok I hate mimes so he had to go down. Later on I was trying to wander away from the dance floor after realizing I have been dancing with a bunch of kids. I thought they were just little mini-me's wanting to learn how to dance! Later on that day I went to go tell the princes how much of little bitches they are and that they want there people to die (alittle over the top I know but hunter ales do weird things to me). But as soon as I was going to open my mouth a dick load of fucking harpies things fly in to ruin my buzz. Well after I was done removing my aggression from alcohol on them I decided it is probably time to leave. Final~

Abbadon Current mood: annoyed Category: Life

Well I'm slightly disappointed! I came across the "Unholy Lord D-Bag" Abbadon "God of Secrets" wow, I mean WOW what a piece of crap! I mean, I maybe a good fighter but for a God, come on!!! I decided to fight him me and a few of the other Heroes but we beat him so fast he didn't know if we were coming or going by the time we were done. The out of fucking no where Kormir jumps in his ass as he was kind of exploding and tries to eat him then boom he's now gone and she becomes the new Goddess of Truth. What the hell? This is jacked. But final thoughts on this…. "Abbadon's my Bitch" Final~

Full body tattoo Current mood: accomplished Category: Life

So yea I have finally saved up the cash to go to Tatmandu and get my self my full body tattoo. I wanted it to be a simple design like a tribal kind but not the "Roadie Hick" kind of tribal. The "Pam Anderson" kind, you know the "hey I have one pussy barbwire tat and now I can go kill people and I'm some sort of hot super hero" you know that kind, but good! So I found the design I wasted and got it from neck to feet. Well not my arms because for some reason you cant tattoo stone that easily.  Anyways so it all kinda matches the style on my face. Well that's all here is the pictures!!! Final~