Guild:The Ultimate Cow Tipper (historical)

The Ultimate Cow Tipper [BEEF]
The Ultimate Cow Tipper [BEEF] is an inactive, non-serious guild. It was created because the leader of the guild wanted to make his own cape, rather than wearing somebody else's "awesome" design. This is a lame reason to start a guild? We think not.

This guild emphasizes hilarious awesomeness and MMORPG shenanigans, similar to those of Leeroy Jenkins, are widely encouraged. In addition, drumming on things in towns and outposts is one of our favorite AFK pastimes. Drumming is a must - we believe that air guitars don't quite get the job done. While being inactive and emphasizing shenanigans, we still encourage good-playerdom, which means that you aren't an awful noob. We don't really care about skill level or character level unless you are an awful noob. Awful noobiness consists of being a jerk to everybody, a begger for expensive items/rather large sums of money, general immaturity and/or the excessive use of profanity in an idiotic manner. However, most people in Guild Wars, unlike other MMORPGs, aren't awful noobs as described.

Recruitment
Currently, the only ways to gain admission to the guild are by showing the leader (Man Among Chickens) a Herring, proving your hillarious awesomeness to the guild leader or knowing the leader on good terms in real life. One example of hillarious awesomeness is Guest Rampaging. A Guest Rampage is when a player looks for people that are advertising guild recruitment and the player sends them a message asking to be "guested" into their guild. If you are guested into a rather large amount of guilds and send the leader the number of guilds and tags of said guilds, you will be welcomed into glorious a sea of [BEEF]. Of course, all of this is only possible of the leader approves. There is no definite way (besides the three mentioned above) to be admitted into the guild. That would be too easy. Easy sucks.