User:Vanguard/Skills

Inspired from Shard's Skill of the Day.

Feel free to put yet another one of these humor skills on your watchlist but don't check it every-day. I only make these as I think of them. I might even do the same skill more than once. Case in point, Resurrect, I've got about three different humor versions for it but I can't think of them at the moment. Oh well.

These are also sorted from Oldest to Most recent, as opposed to newest ones on top.

- - "Target party member becomes an hero."

- - Create two level-zero bone minions from the nearest corpse. If they are as much as poked, they Explode for damage and causes Poison. If PvP, human players scream at you for being cheap.

- - Activate the proper skill combo. Fall asleep. Win game.

(PvP) - - You laugh at the  morons that keep standing and taking hundreds of damage.

- - For some reason, you rush forward.

- - You become a selfish bastard. (Attribute: You're an asshole) "

- - You sing like a generic emo rock band, and your enemies become just as bored as you.

- - You find a giant hulking turtle with a massive jade-holster strapped on it's boney shell... and make it run like a Kenyan.