"Shoes" O'Malley

"Shoes" O'Malley is the manager of Lisa, the world famous racing beetle.

Locations

 * The Battle Isles
 * (only during Shing Jea Boardwalk events)

Dialogue

 * "Hey there! Here for the beetle races eh? I cannot blame you! There are few things in this world as exciting as a no-holds-barred beetle race! You know, back in the day, Lisa here used to be a world famous racing beetle! She won race after race, rolling past every obstacle dropped in her path! Sadly, a freak boulder incident cracked her shell and she cannot roll in a straight line anymore. Oh, I have my suspicions. That blasted Witt, the owner of KatarinaBeetle [sic] was seen on the track the morning of the race. But I cannot prove anything. Now, I bring her to the races whenever I can. She loves watching the young beetles roll their hearts out on the track. It is the only thing that makes her life worthwhile."

'''World famous? I don't think I've ever heard of her.'''
 * That was the genius of it! I was careful to control publicity so my opponents would never realize what was in store for them at the next race. It worked like a charm. Even now, after winning dozens of races, nobody knows who she is. Obviously, Witt must have figured it out, that scoundrel.