User:Farlo/Farlo Profession

Skills
 Divide by Zero (user skill)


 * Type:Calculator Skill

Divide by Zero

 * Calculator Skill. Create a miniature Black Hole from your calculator, pulling all foes near you to your current position and dealing damage.

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 "Fuck You and Your Men!" (user skill)


 * Type:Shout

"Fuck You and Your Men!"

 * Shout. Target foe and foes adjacent to target suffer from Cracked Armor and a Deep Wound for seconds.

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 Summon Chester (user skill)


 * Type:Spell

Summon Chester

 * Spell. Summon a level Chester that lives for  seconds and has Unsuspecting Strike. Only 1 Chester can exist at a time.

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 Forced Meme (user skill)


 * Type:Echo

Forced Meme

 * Echo. Using the powers of anon and peer pressure, you deal damage for each ally within earshot.  If the target was under the effect of a Meme shout, target is set ablaze for  seconds.

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 KANT Theory (user skill)


 * Type:Spell

KANT Theory

 * Hex Spell. Hearing the theory itself baffles your opponents, causing the next spells the target casts fail and you steal up to  Health from that foe.

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Skill 6

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Skill 7

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 "Hey You! C'mere!" (user skill)


 * Type:Shout

"Hey You! C'mere!"

 * Spell. Resurrect target party member. Target party member is returned to life with 50% Health and 25% Energy, and is teleported to your current location. This Spell causes you to be winded and unable to use shouts for seconds.