User:Halogod35/Contest/Create a Class/Shard

The Idiotmancer

 * Idiotmancers can't take a secondary profession.
 * Idiotmancers can't view the party window while in battle.
 * Idiotmancers can't view skill descriptions - they have to be told what it does by someone else.
 * Idiotmancers can't equip shields.
 * Whenever someone on their team dies, the idiotmancer's res sig is disabled for 10 seconds.

Primary Attribute: Retardation
For each point in retartation, whenever you type something anywhere, it has a 15% addisional chance to be mispelled.
 * Confyooshun - "For  seconds, people take % longer to read anything you say."
 * Duck! - "You duck. Everything said to you goes over your head. This skill automatically activates whenever someone else does something."

Secondary Attribute: Inability to lern
Skills in this attribute focus on you doing something wrong over and over again and never improving.
 * Entertanemint - "The next time you use this skill, it tells you where to find cookies, then gains this description."
 * Look at me, im a ranger! - - "(Elite Form) - For  seconds, your interrupt spells and attacks also interrupt your target."
 * Gimmick Mastery - - "You learn how to play target mindless gimmick. For  years, it is impossible for you to learn how to play anything else. Whenever your build gets nerfed, you QQ on forums and wiki about how you're going to rage GW for life. Everyone else's care meter is decreased by %."

Secondary Attribute: Spam Mastery
Skills in this attribute focus on mashing the keyboard with your face.


 * Seerin Flamz - - "Deal 100 damage to everything in the area."
 * Woondin Striek - - "Target foe and all adjacent foes take 100 damage and lose 100 health."

I apologize. It's hard to make a joke out of something which is already a joke. ~Shard  07:57, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
 * This is true. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 21:34, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

Secondary Attribute: Trollbait
For each rank in Trollbait, Adrinaline, Auronality, and Shardism skills do +10% more damage to you.
 * Reveel life storie - - "You write your life story. Everyone then tells you you're an idiot for posting your address on a public website. You cry in a corner all night long, they have a 15% chance to do it again for each point in Inability to lern."
 * Talk about somethign u have no clue about - - "You talk about the game, even though you just bought it last week. Everyone then tells you you're an idiot. You cry in a corner all night long, they have a 15% chance to do it again for each point in Inability to lern."
 * Try copying someone else's coolness - - "You pretend you're someone cool. Everyone then tells you you're an idiot for being less cool than said person. You cry in a corner all night long."