User:Jeutie/About GWI

=About Guild*Wars= It all started in 2006, And well you can pretty much say it with a rhyme,

Well this is a story all about how my ranger her life got switched upside down, and I like to take a minute so sit right down,

And I'll tell you how she became the queen of the Lions Archy Town!

In Ascalon born and raised, On the battlefield where she spend most of her days,

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, Killing some Charr outside of the school,

When a couple of charr were up to no good, started making trouble in her neighbourhood.

she got in 1 small fight and her mum made a frown, She said 'You are moving with Rurik to that Lions Archy Town!'

she begged and pleaded with her the other day, But she packed her backpack and sent her on her way

She gave her a kiss and she gave her a runner-ticket, she said 'I might aswell kick it!'

First class, yo this is bad, Drinking ale out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Lions Arch living like? Hmm this might be aright!

She whistled for the runner, And when it came near she looked at her rear (Guess she wanted to be a man O.o)

If anything she could say that this runner was down, But she thought now forget it, yo home to that Lions Archy Town!

She pulled up to a house about seven or eight And she yelled to the runner yo, home smell you later!

Looked at her kingdom and made a frown, As from now she's the Queen of that Lions Archy Town!

Now that was the rhyme but the story continues!

After she arrived in Lions Arch she knew the worst had yet to come,

So she followed the missions and completed the first campain, She was bored so started farming, Her wealth expanded quickly,

And just because of that she made a few friends, She bought herself an isle and build a castle, Dude that was big,

Her first guild was born, But then others took over, She was so sad, and was about to leave

The core of the guild stayed together, and decided to do that all over even though the bad weather,

The second guild was made and with that the queens richness was gone, Without that the guild got into financial problems,

She decided to quit, and kicked out the members bit by bit...

At the day Cantha was discovered, To forget all her problems she took the ferry, arrived in Kaining Center she even ate a cherry.

Also there she 'pwned' shiro, And here we go, Farming again she again got some wealth, She did decide not to spend.

She met some guys from a guild called 'Ecto' she joined and got promoted right away, Dude, what a good day.

after that Elona was there, beating those corsairs it was hard to bear.

Defeated a God she knew she was special, But it was time for something else,

Saying that, The monk was born, a general 55' the money kept flowing,

After beating EOTN, her hands went glowing O.o

You can already guess, the money was gone, spended it all on some shiny stuff

Well you could think, that was it all... But this game is an addiction

But not all went good, Ecto, my guild fell apart, No indeed, that wasn't smart...

Some decided to stay, But I had to leave, I saw an old friend when I was back in Lions Arch, Zilken Zatin she had just appeared,

She had her own guild, just as me in the past, I asked if I could join, that wasn't a problem, I was settled again, How long will it remain?

Not long it seemed, With a 4'th Year content Update that appeared, The ranger girl became a boy, It was a huge change (for 9.99$)

I began another search for a guild not inactive, I saw a ship, with men screaming 'YaRR' with a gender change on her - his sleeve it was time for a new adventure and maybe some beef.

The monk her gender didn't change, Although she had some corrections being made, A new hairstyle, some new blush, All these changes kept the actual player into the game,

While there isn't an end in sight, I still want to be polite, Thats why I want to say thank you! to all the ncsoft dev's for making this 4 years I will never forget!

Realising the pirate in me wasn't that big, I quickly left YaRR, Being guildless wasn't fun, I thought I still had my own old guild being disbanded,

But even when you have the money for it, starting a Guild once again isn't that easy, So I returned to ecto once more,

While I've got my Tournament Reward Points, That were again bugged, I traded the Zaishen Keys for Globs of Ectoplasm and went big spender (Good old times)

The dude wanted some new toys, which he now enjoys (Dryad Bow, Chaos Gloves)

"Woot! Finally a third birthday present, OPEN OPEN OPEN!!!" A miniature black beast of aarrgghh yay! This made my day.

sigh, Once again I joined ecto, But it turned out to be a no-go, Not that I don't like it there, Guild Wars just hasn't got that flair,

It can't keep me playing anymore, Which I find sad, But hey! Don't get mad, I still play, although not that many

But I think I can state, after almost 4 years of playing, My Ranger deserves what he has, I think he'll be quiet till a next major event,

And this weekend, the event is near, Another great edition of the Dragon Festival, I was standing on the 9 rings to get my title,

I saw someone giving out Guild invites, It was Kite, from the Lore School yet again, He asked me if I wanted to come back, And what could I lose?

So I'm back with the Lore School, And we celebrated with booze, With a stack of Victory Tokens in my backpack, I'm all settled, So let the party begin

Aight, We were partying at Shing Jea International District 3 all day long, The GWO alliance beat those Grasps like it was nothing

As stated before, I won't be around very much, With the festival over, And a re-exam heading my way, Guild Wars doesn't get fired up at all anyways,

I retired of Guild Wars, Played WoW for a bit, Done with that now shooting sh#t, Modern Warfare 2 thats what I'm doing now,

With Wintersday I've logged on, Saw the costumes and bought them all (2) But due an ArenaNet security issue...

Yep! I got hacked, Lost everything I had, Although some giggely person at bladeradio offered me some tools to restart,

I denied, And these will probably be my last words on the wiki, As my story ends here.