User:BlastemTheMaster/Blastem The Master/Henchman

Blastem The Master is a Warrior who offers to assist players in their endeavors. All he asks is an equal share of the loot. He can be found in all towns and outposts throughout Tyria.

He is labeled as a "Protector of Tyria".

Locations

 * Ascalon (all towns and outposts)
 * Shiverpeak Mountains (all towns and outposts)
 * Kryta (all towns and outposts)
 * Maguuma Jungle (all towns and outposts)
 * Crystal Desert (all towns and outposts)
 * Ring of Fire

Skills

 * (elite)

Evaluation
Blastem is an aggressive fighter, with a fair amount of cockiness. He will act similar to the "attack" setting often used for heroes, attacking anything in his path and rushing ahead of the group. He tends to lead with Enraging Charge when engaging the enemy.

Pros Cons
 * Due to Hundred Blades, can pwn groups of close-together nubs.
 * Can use Sun and Moon Slash along with Hundred Blades to make an uber leet AoE.
 * Has Lion's Comfort as a sufficient self-heal.
 * Has an IQ of over 100.
 * His loud mouth sometimes gets him in trouble.
 * Might start a fight with own party members.
 * Sometimes, just for the lawls, takes off all his armor and fights naked.

Dialogue
Towns and outposts:
 * "Hey. You! Did you call me? Because I'm pretty sure you want me to help you. By the looks of it, you need the help, too. Well I hope you're glad you found me. Let's get to the butt-whooping, shall we?" (to males)
 * "Hey, lady. If you aren't really a guy in real life, I'll help you. But if you are a guy in real life, I'm not even saying another word to you. So what is it?" (to females)

Quotes
Ascalon:
 * "Those faggots don't stand a chance. Look at them!"
 * "Bring on the pain!"

Shiverpeak Mountains:
 * "This place is freaking warm."
 * "Those Stone Summit think they're so tough, but it's hard to act tough when you're three feet tall."
 * "Did you see that? I stuffed his ugly face straight into the snow. What a dumb prick."

Kryta:
 * "How much do you think my sword weighs?"
 * "The White Mantle sure have great capes. I'd like to get me one of those."

Maguuma Jungle:
 * "Dude, those are some huge plants."
 * "Dear Balthazar: Here in the jungle. Fighting plants. Who know it would come to this?"

Crystal Desert:
 * "This place is freaking cold."
 * ''"UB3R L33T PWN4G3: D353RT M0D3!

Battle quotes

 * "Ascalon Forever!"
 * "Just drop dead already so I can piss on your corpse."
 * "Come to momma."
 * "I love a good skirmish."
 * "I'm going to kill you until you die."
 * "I'm going to hurt you so bad that it will hurt."
 * "Line 'em up. I'll knock 'em down."
 * "Prepare to meet Hell, faggot!"
 * "Taste cold steel. Wait, it might be warm since I slashed your mother's face with it."
 * "Try this on for size. Oh wait, you're too tiny."

Trivia

 * During the Beta Weekend Events Blastem's name was Blastem Maguuma.
 * Blastem will not show up in towns or outposts unless he is whispered in-game. It's up to him.