User:BeXoR/iawtc

iawtc is an acronym for "I also wave to camels" (or sometimes "I am waving to camels").

Camel-waving
Waving to camels is an important consideration for any wiki user as the hypnotic waving motion placates normally aggressive camels by lulling them into a sense of security and safeness, thereby stopping the user from being attacked or worse.

C.I.A.
Camels have a paramilitary organization with extremely expansive intelligence network and are suspected to have multiple black ops divisions. This organization is known as the Camel Intelligence Agency. It is best to never state any negative comments about camels because they have undercover agents everywhere. It has been reported that some users have experienced violent repercussions of anti-camel sentiment, with one case of a user known to be missing, presumed dead.

Users known to be affiliated with camels

 * User:BeXoR
 * Often seen with a herd of personal camels and spouting pro-camel propoganda.


 * User:LordBiro
 * Probable camel sympathizer and regular camel-waver. Dreams about camels.


 * User:Anja Astor
 * Once spotted camel-waving, but seems to wave a lot anyway so the evidence is inconclusive.


 * User:Indecision
 * Agrees with pro-camel sentiments and sighted participating in camel-waving activities.


 * User:Dashface
 * Claims he is not a camel but we all know better.

Users that probably need to go into protective custody

 * User:Readem
 * Flippant behaviour toward camels may provoke action from the herd.

In Guild Wars
Wolves are actually vicious camels in disguise. If you manage to tame one be on guard at all times. It might be plotting against you.

Camel drop research
Under special scientific conditions the following research was obtained. Ensure that you are never carrying any of these items as they may provoke any camels that spot you with them.