Guild:Zulu Ox Tactics

Zulu Ox Tactics [zulu]

 * Founded by Terrifying Torp 2/28/2009, we participate in organized PvP. Strong TA-ers.

Recruitment

 * Pm one of us for details

Guild History
A long time ago, In a cottage far away, there was a young warrior named Torp. Torp led a simple life, milking cattle and making bread. One day, Torp's family was brutally murdered by Tusken Raiders, I mean Tengu so Torp fled into the forest. While training in the magical forest of Endor Kryta, Torp met a fierce savage by the name of "Berserk War." This brave warrior took Torp under his wing and taught him how to combat enemies in the illegal underground fighting ring known as the TA (Treacherous Asylum). At the near peak of Torp's training, there was a terrible accident; Balthazar, the god of war, became jealous of "Berserk War's" rising power so he transformed him into a small little gnome and banished him to another realm (WoW).

Devastated by this, Torp and his mostly-naked, red-haired companion, Chizoad, ventured into the jungle. There they met a young native who was exiled from his tribe. He called himself Emu Doodoo Pants. Emu lived alone in the wilderness eating mostly gazelle and ostrich eggs (hence the name Emu). Following his natural instinct, Emu was drawn to Chizoad's pheremones and joined the young fellowship.

After journeying into the heart of Zululand, the three met a bounty hunter by the name of Boba True Wuv. He was hunting Emu because there was a bounty on his head from the renowned warlord, Woody The Hutt, to whom Emu owed his life. True slayed Emu on the spot and then hired a replacement villager to take his spot. Coincidentally, he was also named "Emu Doodoo Pants." Then they blew up the Death Star and formed their current tribe.

Strategy & Playstyle

 * Zulu Ox Tactics Handbook

Current Roster

 * True Wuv (aka Mighty Malk The Magnificent) - Usually mistaken for a teenage girl, True Wuv is one of the most fearsome warriors in the guild. From sword to axe to hammer True gets the job done. If that isn't enough to impress you True can also play a strong ranger and necromancer! Also, his armor is pretty.


 * Favorite Team Build: Shove Spike
 * Favorite Profession: Ritualist
 * Favorite Activity: Standing in Kamadan selling other people's everlasting tonics


 * J I Z Z O A D (aka The Magic Bullet) - Mostly-naked, red-haired men have never come so good! He can play anything from necro to monk to warrior with utmost bravery and gloriousness. He can usually be found making fun of RA players during the late hours of the night. He is emperor.


 * Favorite Team Build: Random, just like the color of his pee
 * Favorite Profession: Paragon, "a sure-fire way to win any PvP activity"
 * Favorite Activity: Looking at screenshots of Icey in between matches (The Icey Files)


 * (RETIRED) Level Ioo Emu (aka The Gambler) - Emu is the guild scapegoat, whenever something goes wrong it's naturally his fault. He currently holds the record for the most demotions prompting a widespread petition for ranks lower than member. Emu's arch rival is currently "Windows Updates" as it has beat him in PvP more than any other opponent.


 * Favorite Team Build: Ride The Lightning
 * Favorite Profession: Tank (he doesn't realize it isn't a legit profession)
 * Favorite Activity: Reseaching the complexities of how to close background programs


 * (RETIRED) Il Jezta Jitsu Il (aka The Dark Elf) - On a brave mission to save Paul from WoW, Jezta lost his soul. R.I.P. He is currently in rehab.


 * Favorite Team Build: Unknown
 * Favorite Profession: Mesmer
 * Favorite Activity: Making hillarious movies to secure his spot on the roster


 * Poison Ivy Z (aka Senjadaka Kanaka) - Don't let his PVE-ish names fool you, this guy is mega-strong with any build that he runs. He is also super rich and has fancy stuff which makes him even better than he would be without them. He is also the newest member of our guild but has instantly outranked our senior member Emu.


 * Favorite Team Build: Anything developed by Japanese players
 * Favorite Profession: Assassin
 * Favorite Activity: Waiting for multiple restart timers between matches


 * Archangel Woody (aka The Quebecois Chameleon) - He may be from Canada, but he plays like a bona fide African. When he's not engaged in debaucherous weekend sex, he can usually be found flawlessing RTL spike with healing breeze and patient spirit.


 * Favorite Team Build: Hexway
 * Favorite Profession: Anything with Dolyak sig
 * Favorite Activity: Tanking ridiculous damage for ten minutes while his team fails to kill anything


 * (RETIRED) Knightrider Vroom (aka The Dark Horse) - Little is yet known about this enigmatic figure, aside from his past association with a shadowy South American para-military organization. Those who know him from this time refer to him, ominously, as "The Colonel."
 * Favorite Team Build: Unknown
 * Favorite Profession: Unknown
 * Favorite Activity: Destroying any written evidence that proves he exists


 * (TERMINATED) Le Pez (aka Pez iz Euromazing) - An unlockable Euro Player Character (EPC). Origins are unclear but is rumored to be a French/Spanish/Fin. Le Pez is the strongest euro in zulu. His/Her play style is the very embodiment of the many euro defining tactics(linebacking). To unlock Le Pez one must dchop/dshot 5 enemy devastating hammers in a single contest.


 * Favorite Team Build: 4 Hammer Warriors with Grasping Earth and Counter Blow
 * Favorite Profession: Monk
 * Favorite Activity: Debating the strength of the Euro vs a hypothetical cheese based currency.


 * P R I V A T E (aka Son Goku) - meh


 * Favorite Team Build: Pvt spells team with only two letters, "me"
 * Favorite Profession: Rangers without apply
 * Favorite Activity: watching pokemon and collecting lunch boxes


 * Lil Miss Nurse Gina (aka The Big Mama In Charge) -


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Guild Events & Programs

 * Mortal Kombat Tournaments

Contact information
Forums: www.gwstrat.com/forums

In game: Use above names.