User:TheOriginalTeddyBear

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Some skills I've made up for Guild Wars:

* "Daddy No!" - Elite Summon. For 8...22 seconds your alcoholic dad beats target foe like he used to beat you when you were a child.

* "RAGE!" - Shout. For 10...30...60...120...480...800 seconds, the next time you fail you are instantly transported to Hello Kitty Island.

* "Word of Killing" - Elite Skill. Steal 5...81...100 Health from Target foe. Steal an additional 30...98...115 Health if Target foe is above 50% Health.

* "Enjoy Ur Ban" - Hammer Attack. If you're feeling douchey enough, target user is banned for 24 hours.

* "Noob Question" - Enchantment Spell. For 6...18 seconds, the next time a member of your alliance asks for a run, that user's copy of Guild Wars is auto-un-installed.