Guild:Zulu Ox Tactics/Handbook

The Zulu Ox Tactics Handbook is a compilation of team strategies and formations that are otherwise known as the famous "Zulu Ox Tactics." Some of the maneuvers may be impossibly hard to execute and may prove fatal if done incorrectly. Zulu Ox Tactics are only generally used by the members of the eponymous guild, but in rare cases have been successful for non-guild players.

Foreword:

''Beware travelers and adventurers alike, the contents of this book are not to be taken lightly nor used under any circumstance where absolute survival is required for victory. Additionally embedded in these texts are elements of the dark arts which can corrupt both the soul and the mind of those who practice them. Use utmost caution in the practice and development of these maneuvers''

Chapter I: Warrior Maneuvers

 * Maneuver 003 "Rhino With Dull Horn" -This tactic should only be attempted by a true master, and even then only when certain that your enemies are slack-jawed simpletons IRL. You display your unmatchable prowess and heap scorn upon your foes by wielding an Axe with your attribute set to 3.  Thus enfeebled, you methodically and relentlessly whittle away at the opposition, until they succumb at last to your indomitable will (and 30 damage Eviscerates).  Like a de-horned rhino, you prove that you remain a formidable adversary.  To emphasize your superiority, at the end of each match won in this fashion you should worthily proclaim: "YOU'VE BEEN AFRICANIZED."

Chapter II: Monk Maneuvers

 * Maneuver 056 "Heal Yer Nuts Off" -This strategy involves not letting anybody on your team die because you are the monk and it is your job.

Chapter III: Necromancer Maneuvers

 * Maneuver 016 "Pyth Woding" - In order to Wail of Doom like sir Pyth (aka "The Count"), you must T target the monk in the begining of the match, and then NEVER ping another target ever again for the duration of the TA match. This is so as soon as Wail is recharge on your 80/80 pythset, you can hit "T" and wail the monk without ever looking where he is!  It has proved effective as the necro will be able to focus on more important things like FFing weakness that malavon constantly applies on your frontline.

Chapter IV: Archer Maneuvers

 * Maneuver 032 "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Emu" -This is for use on Euro-Servers only, it involves the ranger spamming interupts at the most oppurtune moment necessary due to lack of ping. It is crucial that the ranger actually hits enemy skills or failure will ensue. If Euro monk and/or necromancer do not flame you after match for your use of spamming then the maneuver is being performed incorrectly and you should seek advice from 'All Star Ranger' or 'Scarlett Ixl.' However, when used correctly, these tactics will melt and destroy any Euro team at any hour of the day.

Chapter V: Emu's Advanced Tactics
These tactics are advanced and can only be executed with superb precesion. See Emu King for details. These tactics were 1st implemented by the very emus themselves in the Great "Emu War" of 1932 in which Major Meredith was quoted as saying: "If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds [emus] it would face any army in the world. They could face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus...."