User talk:Raine Valen/Archive 3

=Best Archive Ever=

Prologue: Airports and Insomnia.
Shouldn't you be on a plane? Prose 19:57, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm sitting in an airport as I speak. ^^ [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  20:01, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * :D Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Eviscerate.jpg|19x19px]] *gale*  13:20, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Aaaaand... I'm home. =) [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  06:00, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Does that mean that you were not at home for the past X weeks? *takes out little black book and prepares to update* Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 06:08, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Vacations are healthy, but now it's back to school! =o [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  06:13, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Chapter One: Passing Judgment.

 * Vacations... I accuse you of doing them wrong. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 07:51, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Your error is in the assumption that I sleep normal hours. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  08:46, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I would assume that you do sleep, though...or am I, too, mistaken about a great many things? Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 08:49, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * My accusations are based on the fact that either you had a very short holiday (above was you leaving, now you are back), or you decided to spend vacation time on GWW. I would consider either "doing it wrong". --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 09:00, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * The first was me leaving from my vacation spot to get back to school; it normally takes one day, but my second flight got delayed; I arrived today after a two-day trip. And I did spend some time on GWW (*gasp*); this largely didn't interfere with my plans because I wikied (past tense of "wiki:v", not sure how you would spell that) primarily during the time that I'd have been sleeping otherwise and then sleeping late to compensate.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  09:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Pfft. For me, any day that I don't wake up on the keyboard is a vacation day! (...because in those cases I wake up under the table.) Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 09:11, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Precisely, I don't care that you are still in school you should have been too drunk to wiki at night. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 09:21, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I do not condone underage drinking, and I expect you to quote me as saying that if ever asked. Life's more fun sober, IMO.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:05, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Who's underage here? o_O Wiki's more fun not-quite-sober, imo Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm drunk right now, it makes work more bearable. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 10:11, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm constantly drunk on power. It makes work...no, wait... that is my work. What a great job. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:13, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * How's the pay on that? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 10:19, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not 21 yet, working on it. Being sober and finding better work makes work more bearable, too.  Being not-quite-sober on wiki (and with my personality?) could lead to some... unpleasantness.  And if you want the pay on that, ask Izzy.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:31, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Beer can be legally purchased at 16 in Germany. Where I grew up it was 18 so people have to purchase it illegally at 16. Of course all this is moot because I am old. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 10:36, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, that's the slow way to do it...much faster to make the age limit come to you, instead. Or at least that's how I see it. Anyway, I suppose my pay consists of a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, which is worth more than gold shit wages for long hours. :D I wish it was as fun as Izzy's work must be, but unfortunately I can't actually change things like he does. Though, I guess with my personality, that is a good thing for all concerned. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:38, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * As long as this conversation doesn't get any reset indents, I'll continue to love it. Also, unrelatedly, I'm going to bed.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:44, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Well I always find RIs jarring, so when there are too many colons we will just wave the conversation backwards using reverse indentation. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 10:47, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't mind RIs...as long as they are preceded by a number of colons not equal to, but greater than, the post directly above them to which they reply. For example,
 * (Resetting Indent, or not). Also, on a related note, I'm passing out. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:52, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You and Raine are so weak. How could you even consider sleeping at this hour? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk). 12:23, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Passing out in a drunken stupor is not the same as sleeping. :O Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 19:53, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * They arise from the same weakness of character. Misery  19:55, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * There is absolutely nothing wrong with going to sleep at 10 AM, kthx! And omgwtf, that comment was signed?  I think someone else could use some sleep, too. ;)
 * Also, your grammar and diction are way too good (you used "stupor" in a sentence, c'mon); you clearly aren't drunk enough to "pass out". [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:39, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * One can still make full use of their lexical knowledge even while stupified by the effects of alcohol and narcotics. As punishment for your tardiness earlier I have decided to go to bed right now at the precise moment that you have decided to rise from your slumber. Also, Poke objected to my signature, juxtaposed with Brains12's earlier I found myself flustered enough to compromise. I bid you adieu for approximately 8 hours. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * 10AM ? That is way too late. You ought to go to bed when the sun rises, so you can be up and ready when the sound of evil laugher falls around the world tonight.
 * Being drunk makes some people better at speeling and grammart, kthx. It's not like you would know, anyway. :P Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 23:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Daytime is so meh. I'd stop the world from rotating if I could.  Yes, I'm fully aware of the consequences of that action.
 * Going to bed at midnight is so weak, Misery. Oh, so disgustingly weak...  And 8 hours just isn't enough.  Strong 13-hour sleep is strong.
 * And who says I've never been drunk? People change.  I just realized that there are certain conversations that just aren't appropriate on wiki.  Not many, but there are some.
 * I don't find your sig objectionable at all; I mean, as far as anyone knows, you just never sign your comments and some good Samaritan kindly adds the unsigned template on your behalf. At least, until anyone checks RC...  but still.  Does it make a difference?
 * Having a red sig automatically makes you a better person. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:09, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Signing with four tildes...I accuse you of doing it wrong. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It's not midnight and you can actually say anything you like on a wiki as long as you never tell the truth. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Oh, so now the reverse indenting has begun. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:18, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Thought you were going to sleep?
 * And telling the truth is win! D': Lies are the source of all most human unhappiness.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:23, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I am asleep. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * As am I. Have you had too much ale? Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 08:26, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't drink, neither do any of my characters, we are all against it in principle. It's called roleplaying. This is a roleplaying game you know? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * I'm WAY too lazy to add the unsigned template for you. -.-" [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You must not be at work, then? Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:02, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * If I'm on the wikis, there is a reasonably high chance I am at work. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * But..."I'm drunk right now, it makes work more bearable." D: I therefore level accusations of bearing work without being inebriated. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It makes me wonder if said work is really taking place, as well. I mean, you are on wiki...  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:20, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You see why I love my job? Why would I need to be drunk to tolerate this? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * In this chapter, I question the truthiness of prior statements. Also, I should be on a plane within 12 hours, and we have not finished the reverse indentation to provide a cool "full circle convo". This makes me sad. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:31, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I am of the opinion that consistency in statements leads to boring conversation. Also, we still have plenty of time. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Well, sleep takes time. I also lied about the plane. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:38, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * We've already discussed this nasty habit you two have of going to sleep and leaving me all alone. You have no idea what kind of mischief I have to get up to in order to keep myself entertained. Also, touché. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * But if I am asleep now, then truly, I would be waking. It is you who has yet to leave Koholint. I wonder what good Samaritan will come around to sign your comments fot you while I am away. :\ --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Vili (talk).
 * I sign my comments when you aren't around. Also, sorry I was rooting for Sega in those days so old-school Nintendo references go way over my head. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Doh! I'm feeling the pain. >.> 10 years is not old-school in my book... Orison, now, that's old-school. Ah well. *casts Egress* Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 11:06, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I love you guys. It's an honor to have your pointlessness on my talk page.  <3  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  11:10, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * We live in a world where the people I play games with no longer know what it is to collect eight chaos emeralds with sweat mixed with blood and then lose all your rings with no chance of recovery when you accidentally get shocked by one of those goddamn shocky things, then fall off the edge of the world and lose everything. Boss levels didn't even have rings. Also, I am slightly offended at the suggestion this conversation might be pointless. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * This is a far more conscructive useful activity than...I dunno...adding GW suggestions or whatnot. Not to mention more aesthetically pleasing. And I daresay there is a greater chance Izzy will read this, too. So the pleasure is all mine, really. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 11:16, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I find the suggestions section amazing. I can't believe people expect to be taken seriously with what they type there. "Centaurs are really cool, I want to be a centaur in GW2. This would make it a very unique MMORPG because there are no MMORPGs on the market where you can be a centaur." As much as we all like centaurs, I'm not sure that suggestion is viable. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * I can't believe people want the skill feedback to be taken seriously... [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  11:26, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * If I were Izzy I would have raged this wiki long before he did --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Hey! Don't agree with him! D':  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  11:59, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't actually think many of the problems with this game have anything to do with Izzy. Assuming he were intelligent enough and brave enough to fix this game and that it is even possible to fix it, I don't think he would be allowed to. From the way Regina talked recently it sounds like he is barely the balancer for GW any more. He's a good scapegoat though. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * He did (sort of) admit that his job has become more PR than "skill balancer". Which is kind of disgusting.  The thing is... if he's supposed to be the skill balancer, and he's not balancing skills... then who is? =o  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  13:42, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I can't tell you that, but I can tell you that most of the blame should probably be levelled at management. Faceless hidden people who not only emasculate their staff making them powerless to fix the problems with the game, they then throw them out into the public arena to bear the brunt of criticism from people who don't understand how life actually works. Pretty sure Izzy is practically speaking a working stiff like me. When things go wrong at work, guess what? it's not my supervisor that gets the blame. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * What the hell is aNet's phone number? Not the GW customer service line, the office number?  The "Hello, would you be so kind as to parch me through to Isaiah Cartwright?" number?  Alternatively, if anyone has his boss's cell, that'd be wonderful.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  14:05, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Just yell at me, I have considerably thicker skin than any of the Arenanet staff seem to. Also, looks like this conversation is over, bye. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * You're also considerably smarter. The unforunate difference is, they have considerably more access to the things I'd like changed. =/  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  14:20, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Am I correct that you have made it to like noon without going to sleep? Going to have to retract any previous comments about weakness on your part. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * 3 pm. I'll get to sleep... eventually. :D  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  15:33, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I have become weak in my old age. Latest I have done that I can remember was 6am and that was months ago. Alcohol may or may not have been involved on that occasion. A long walk home was definately involved. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * OH MY GOD IT'S FRIDAY. On a sadder note, you must have school starting Monday and this won't happen again. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Who says it won't? I've got pretty nasty insomnia.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  15:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, insomnia's a bitch. I just tend to lie in bed for hours staring at the ceiling instead of sitting on my computer though. Occasionally I can kill it by doing something quickly. I keep a DS next to my bed as well as a book. Problem is to get to sleep I have to exhaust my mind, not stimulate it. I should keep some work next to my bed. I haven't had it half as bad since I moved countries. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * I usually sleep 0-4 hours a night for most of the week, then sleep away a day or so. It works out.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  16:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * My tactic is to grab 5-6 hours a day, then sleep for a weekend. Sucks in winter when you wake up and the sun has already set D: --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Ew. Daylight.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  16:27, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It's daylight and you are awake now. It's not daylight here, it's been dark for about an hour. I'll probably go home soonish. I'm working far too hard to go home quite yet. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * So where d'you "work"? They seem very... easygoing.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  16:48, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Scientific research institute. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * And you're "working" on the cure for cancer, no doubt? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  18:43, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm hardly that noble. Most of my research is in the field of catalysis and surface science. I'm a chemical physicist. Fundamental research so no one can prove me wrong. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Impressive. I mean, being a chelical physicist and all.  What sort of fundamental research?  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  19:22, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't really want to get too specific on a wiki, but I'm working on developing some new techniques for characterising surfaces. Also, how do you prove me wrong when you can't see atoms? Everyone is just guessing tbh. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Oh, that's what you meant by "fundamental". WTB physicist's dictionary. =x
 * I could, I'd assume, prove you wrong by providing counterexamples to your claims. Not that I have any way to find those, seeing as I know naught about advanced physics.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  19:31, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * The key to becoming a world leading expert is to find a field so obscure no one cares enough to challenge you. I have taken this philosophy to heart. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * You're so awesome. I'd stamp you for approval like a ripe fruit or whatnot, had I both you and a stamp of approval.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  19:36, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Please be careful inflating my ego, I've crammed a lot of air into it already and I wouldn't like it to pop. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Earned admiration is earned. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  19:54, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Well I'm eating grapes at the moment, so I have to say I'm well satisfied. Question: Was the gap between my stated profession and your response when you got some sleep, or have you still not? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * No, I didn't sleep then, but I did sleep between my previous post and now. I caved. :'C  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:30, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Poor timing, I intend to sleep within the forseeable future. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Get some sleep; I won't hold it against you. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:46, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I've had a mostly good day, so I'm just playing out the bonus round, I'll go to bed, don't worry. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * So anymore the eviscerate executioner's ... uh... I work in a mail room, and I get less free time than you seem to. Perhaps I should aspire to be a chemical physicist. :\ Also, you haven't caught me yet on one of my 24...48...72-hour sleep deficiency days. Therefore I petition to have my weakness of character revisited. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 08:35, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm prepared to reconsider on the basis that you did go and sign all my comments for me. Also, did you notice Regina finally responded? Guildwiki is not listed as a fan site because Arenanet thinks it still has gold ads. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Yes, there is this handy feature called a watchlist...and I wrote a comment after you did. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 23:03, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Ye, I saw that. I see you've chosen the path of most drama. I don't actually have that many pages watchlisted. Watchlists are vile things, they cause you to read a whole lot of stuff that you actually don't care about. When you only care about one of 15 threads on a page I just find it frustrating. Regina's page is not one I have watched. This page is highly important and is watched. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * I exist to cause drama. In other news, if I remember correctly, anything that I edit is automatically added to my watchlist, for reasons I cannot remember. Normally I would not bother reading such pages as Regina's, but as you can see a topic of interest came up. I also feel compelled to read everything on my watchlist, and you may be correct that removing non-essential articles from it may be a smart idea. This page is highly important and is watched by choice, though. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 23:28, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I unticked that watch everything I edit page because it turns out I make a lot of minor edits on pages I will never ever care about again. I also occasionally do a great purge. My PvX watchlist used to be ~500 pages at all times, gah. There are some people I care about who's talk pages I don't watch because they get a lot of irrelevant crap that I don't care about on it. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * 500? That's kind of low. I know some people who have over 9,000 items on their watchlists...and they were all added manually. (On the other hand, I don't think they ever check through the entire list.) Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 23:37, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I should really consider archiving this page sometime. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:40, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You can't archive active discussions --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * I would appreciate it if you archived all threads but this one; they are irrelevant to the conversation at hand and make me unnecessarily exercise my scroll fingers. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 23:43, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * My screen starting to look blurry is a good sign, right? God I'm so weak. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * If you can still see straight from both eyes, that is a good sign. At at certain point I tend to lose vision in one eye completely, and that tells me I'm up too long. Any more I think you make up for it in bravery. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:54, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Well that was a pretty good sleep! I suddenly realised this morning what a dangerous game we were playing. If I had waited much longer this section could have been deemed inactive and archived. Misery  08:06, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * See! It has been too long. I even signed D:
 * Do either of you play FA? I haven't, myself, and I just read the thread about how lol imba it is.  Can either of you confirm?  Before I tell people to stop being bad and play the damn game, kthx, I want to know that it really is as grieving as everyone says it is.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  08:12, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't really play competitive missions, but I've heard since the changes it's almost impossible for Luxons to win, but it doesn't really matter because you get so much faction for losing that the entire Luxon team is leeching anyway. I know of at least one person who is running three accounts sitting in there leeching all day. New version of HFFF ftw. I hear Anet even helped him out by giving him a bigger faction cap.
 * I'm gonna break this up. Having to scroll halfway up a page to click the [edit] button FTL.
 * I think making an exact duplicate of FA (Kaanai/Ancestral style) with Lux favor would be sweet. Gives Kurz masochists something to do, IMO.  Alternatively, I could redesign the whole thing and then watch the redesign not be implemented.  Which I have no problem with; I'm a designer at heart, I don't mind it.
 * What's your IGN? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  08:27, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Just use difs to read what people say, then hit the contents link and then the edit link. It's easy. Oh and I'm abusing my sysop rights on PvX so I can show you my IGN. Tell me when you've read it and I'll delete it. I don't even know why I'm bothering to be sneaky. Pretty sure it's not that hard to find if people want it. Maybe I'm scared of being stalked by Oni.
 * Delete pl0x. ^^ [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  09:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm sure you know I'm only in game at you should be sleeping o'clock.
 * It's ten. In the morning.  I don't know when I should be sleeping, tbh.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:11, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Allow me to redifine "you should be sleeping o'clock" to "when Misery is sleeping".
 * And this is... when?
 * Unrelatedly, why are you in game "when Misery is sleeping"? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:16, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Damnit, I knew there was a reason people were using the standard nomenclature. I guess we may have to stick with the old definitions. I think you have a good idea of when I am sleeping. Now is Misery is working o'clock. That lasts until about 7 hours from now. Then is Misery is not working or sleeping o'clock until Misery passes out o'clock which is followed by Misery is sleeping o'clock.
 * GMT also works. Just saying.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  10:26, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, I'm GMT+1 at the moment, so Misery is sleeping o'clock is around 00:30-06:30 GMT I guess. It varies.
 * Sounds healthy. And I'm one to talk.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  11:06, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm the epitome of physical fitness.
 * Stop posting here so I can archive. Damn.  This is getting out of hand.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  20:24, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Weakness of character. I say archive only part of it. Continue the conversation over several archives. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 20:41, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * This is not becoming a chapter book. -.-" [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  20:44, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Chapter Two: How Misery Went to a Work Farewell Function that Turned Out to Not Just Be Coffee and Cake but a Full-Blown Catered Party with a Sit- Down Meal that Lasted Until 11pm.

 * Chapter 2: How Misery went to a work farewell function that turned out to not just be coffee and cake but a full blown catered party with a sit down meal that lasted until 11pm. But seriously, you did archive already. I don't see what the problem is here.
 * Was the food good? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:25, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It was fairly excellent. My piss poor planning also meant that there was no food in my fridge for breakfast (I had intended to go to the supermarket tonight) so I managed to scrounge enough leftovers to make a pretty good breakfast tomorrow morning.
 * Lucky you, then. ^^
 * I play war so badly. It took me like eight seconds to kill this monk, WTF is that?  I should be able to do it in half that. =(  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:37, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Look at where that put an edit tag! I love you so very manys right now. Here is a quote about Bull's Strike: "Three seconds is simply a ludicrously large amount of time to kill someone". I'm paraphrasing because I can't find it or remember it properly.
 * I found out what I was doing wrong. I'm terrible with dchop, but Agonizing...  Agonizing is win.  Kills stuff dead.  And I'm getting better with Shock, too.  I used to use Shock on my Derv, but it's different with a war.  I'd consider myself bad still, but not baed.  I'll try to be decent by the end of the night.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:29, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Personally I prefer Dchop. Agonizing is all about the big spike while Dchop is about Dchopping WoH and laughing as their whole team collapses.
 * Not sure why you would ever pass up on a "free dshot" tbh. Also: if you can play shock axe, I'm not anywhere near your league of skill. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 02:03, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Because dead monks don't WoH. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  05:47, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Right, and the best way to shut down a WoH is to dchop on their WoH. :D (or knocklock to oblivion, but that's a whole nother kettle of...Asura) Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 05:56, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Primal. Bull's.  Dismember.  Executioner'sAgonizingShock.  Autoattack with 70 damage crits.  Dead monk.  gg, WoH.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  06:55, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * And what does this have to do with Misery's party? b.r  //  talk  06:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Chapter Three: The Onslaught of the WhoRu.

 * D: D: D: YOU HAVE DEFILED OUR CONVERSATION!!!!
 * Anyway, why take six skills when one will suffice? I herd bar compression is srs bsns in PvP. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 07:00, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It's okay, Vili! I took the liberty of changing the signature to red, so it's not quite as... horrible now.  Maybe no one will notice.
 * And you take six skills because you haven't capped anything that could replace that combination with one slot. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  07:20, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * :/ blue blue blue blue b.r  //  talk  07:24, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't make me start archiving. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  07:27, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * red red red red red red red
 * It doesn't work if you don't sign. -.-" [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  07:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It's Misery in disguise, obviously. And as such I won't sign that comment! Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 07:36, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * | The mysterious case of the disappearing topic. No, it's not in the archive.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  07:43, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, apparently, it was archived and moved to "Misc Chat 4". Wherever that is.  I was under the impression that only things that had been responded to would be archived?  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  07:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you for making my presence felt while I slept Vili. That was actually answered here. She didn't appreciate the question apparently. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * And the official Factions championship video disagrees with her answer. --76.25.205.53 08:23, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Can we start this conversation in a new topic? Seriously?  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  08:27, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I just had two slices of cake and three bread things. Leftovers breakfast rocks. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Sounds good. =o [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  09:04, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * It was acceptable. Certainly better than the no food I would have had for the next two days had I not totally smashed etiquette out of the park by getting a plate and some glad wrap at the end of the party. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * That's nothing... I have an aunt who carries many Tupperwares in her purse whenever we go out to eat - even at fancy restaurants, birthdays, etc. - and she is determined to pack away as much as possible, despite being completely able to get food normally. She does not even bother being discreet about it. :( Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 23:53, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Free food is free? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:55, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * The food I pilfered is currently the only food in the house. Our dog ate all my flatmates food and I ate all of mine. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * "Pilfered" is such a great word.
 * Maybe you should, oh, I dunno... shop? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:04, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I'll go to the supermarket tomorrow after work. The problem was I got home at 10pm on Monday, 11:30pm on Tuesday and 10pm today. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Supermarkets are open 24/7 for a reason! Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:21, 15 January 2009 (UTC)


 * Maybe you guys should exchange email/msn/myspace/pvx/guildwiki/facebook/xfire details? Seriously, 50kb of just random socialising? I'm not against socialising on the wiki, but on this scale.. it's quite ridiculous. -- [[Image:User Brains12 circle sig.png|18px|]] Brains12 \ talk 00:31, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
 * noty. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 01:01, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, this was "out of hand" quite a while ago. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  01:06, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
 * PvX wouldn't put up with this kind of crap, I would have banned someone long before now. It is also 10 days worth of posts. I'm sure many people reach this level, Raine is just bad at archiving. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * What's that about not archiving active conversations? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|12px]]  Raine  - talk.
 * I don't know what you are talking about. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Sure you don't. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:08, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, nou. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  23:10, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Unsigned comments don't usually include sig icons btw. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:23, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Pfft. Unsigned comments are usually fail.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  03:04, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You know, on some wikis, you can be banned for not signing your comments. I'm glad GWW is not a NaziWiki like that. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 03:11, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * If anything, we should be banned for the prodigious "waste" of server space.
 * Also, are you gonna be on tonight? There's some talk of HA being thrown around...  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  04:23, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Waste of server space? Pfft. Didn't you know that all of Wikipedia can fit onto a single DVD? Text is very small. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 04:31, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'll supply the DvD if we can continue this conversation.
 * Would either of you be opposed to me moving this to its own page? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  04:35, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Nein. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 04:36, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Come again? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  05:01, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You call yourself a Euro, yet you don't know German? :( Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 07:19, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I call myself a euro, she doesn't. Hast du schon vergessen? Also, my unsigned comments are full of win, not fail. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).
 * Neniu anticipas la hispanan Inkvizicion. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 08:38, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Your unsigned comments have your sig image (none). Mine didn't, and needed to be fixed.
 * Also, wake up. Pay moar attention to your PMs, Vili, kthx.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  09:03, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Multitasking: Just Say No. I can't have Guild Wars and Wiki and IRC all open at the same time. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 09:05, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry, but I never even considered learning Esperanto. The whole idea strikes me as somewhat crazy, instead of taking a language half the world won't accept inventing a new language that no one will accept. I might as well learn Maori. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).

Chapter Four: Brains Goes .
WTB 90/10 rule. Could you take my advice please? -- Brains12 \ talk 10:48, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * The chain is broken, my contact details are available here. Misery  10:53, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You'd fit in well at Conservapedia, Pling. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|QQ]] 12:46, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * He's ruined my mood, look, I'm even signing. It was the RI that did it. Misery  12:47, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow. That RI just completely and utterly...  Well, think Nagasaki.  It's just dead now.
 * On the bright side, it's nice to know that there's a template for reset indents. Of course, since I'll never reset an indent again after seeing the kind of destruction (untold misery!) said action can create, that knowledge is largely wasted on me.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  13:15, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Go ahead, archive me. I won't shed a tear, my heart is already broken. Misery  13:32, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * The pun did help compensate though. Misery  13:32, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm just gonna need you to not post here for 24 hours. kthx.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  13:54, 16 January 2009 (UTC)