User talk:Dandy/Archive 3

O hai dere
SO i heard you were a finnish troll hmm? Reaper of Scythes ** 21:03, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, he lives under a bridge and eats poros. Also, he drinks a lot. Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  21:12, 3 February 2010  (UTC)
 * His sauna brings all the penguins to the yard. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 01:51, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * penguins live in antarctic not arctic pffff 127.0.0.1 01:52, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Missing the ethnic joke ftl. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 02:08, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * The arctic ant disagrees. He traveled all the way here from Antarctica just to be close to our warm saunas. He told me the penguins and him came with the same ride, and I can take his word, he seems like a trustworthy fellow. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:20, 4 February 2010 (UTC)


 * This is correct information. Sauna evening at Friday, and every other day too! The beer's on me, but bring your own glasses, mine are somewhy all trashed. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:20, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Don't
Don't talk shit about Total Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә    ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 23:47, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Like the cereal? It's supposed to be healthy, right?
 * Fuck healthy cereal. I ate a bowl of Grape Nuts (what a fucking deceptive name!  There's nothing grapey or nutty about them!) and I couldn't get the cardboard-dirt flavor out of my head for weeks.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  01:29, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Maybe your tongue is broken. Previously Unsigned 01:50, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Pineapple is the bestest fruit ever Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 01:59, 5 February 2010 (UTC)


 * I don't know what total is, but it's probably shit :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 05:47, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Total is one of those cereals that values health over taste, much like Grape Nuts. I prefer Cheerios. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 02:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
 * i hate cheerios 127.0.0.1 03:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Love. <3 -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 09:09, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
 * humor is totally wasted on you people. --Briar 10:14, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Hurrrrrr :> -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 14:21, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

Fail troll anyone? Reaper of Scythes ** 12:42, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't consider that particularly inflammatory. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 14:48, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * A bit obvious, I know you can do better, i give this a 6/10. Reaper of Scythes ** User Reaper of ScythesJuggernaut1.png 14:57, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Whenever I use smilies, my posts are nothing but friendly. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:16, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Stop grading things, and btw you did the link wrong. 0/10 →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 22:05, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It was also worth at least a 7 ;o -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 08:23, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * @ Halo: I fixed it, but yeah >.<.
 * @ Chaos: Obvious isnt worth more than a 6 sorry. xD Reaper of Scythes ** User Reaper of ScythesJuggernaut1.png 12:29, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Dear Chaos
Girls who play guild wars are typically NOT the kind of girl you want to see naked. --Frosty  14:24, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I can prove you wrong. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 14:26, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I highlighted a key word in my above my comment! --Frosty  [[Image:User Frosty Frostcharge sig.jpg|19px]] 14:28, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I just woke up. ._. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 14:30, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I can't see why you'd ever want to see a girl naked anyways. It kills my libido. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Dear Chaos
Guys who play guild wars are typically NOT the kind of guy you want to see naked. Thanks! NuVII  14:52, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I highlighted a vital word on your above comment! --Frosty  [[Image:User Frosty Frostcharge sig.jpg|19px]] 14:54, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm still waking up. ;_; →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 14:54, 9 February 2010 (UTC)


 * Seeing men naked is very welcome, but if they're fat or lack a spine (see: nerds) it's very unattractive. I want sexy and strong men. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * What is this in your book? :> →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 15:07, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Does he have a sister? Wait.. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 15:19, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeed. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 15:19, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * *fapfapfap* :3-- / u / nending fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 15:20, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * >.>; Go find your own porn. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 15:22, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Ok, does that mean the picture of you? :>-- / u / nending fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 15:23, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Sure. :D →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 15:24, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Ok :3 *fapfapfap*-- / u / nending fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 15:25, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That is the most pansy armchair in the universe. Moving on from that, are those skis?  Who the hell has skis lying around?  And... is that... is that a microwave?  What the fuck, Halo?  Just what the fuck?  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  17:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Armchair - It's 15 years old. Skis - I went skiing out west last week. Microwave - It's my mancave. Fuck - Like it or leave me. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 17:02, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Armchair needs to be killed with fire, imo. If anyone asks how it caught on fire, you can explain how your microwave malfunctioned.  Jeez, how can you even have a chair like that and call it a "man"anything?  I think we're looking at something more like a "fairycave" at this point. :>  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  17:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Eh. Cool point, bro. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 17:08, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I wasn't kidding about the armchair, though. [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  17:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah I understand, though we were about to throw it away but I decided to just use it for sex. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 17:16, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * May I get in on the fairysex?
 * Also, treadmill. That needs to die with fire. Thanks! NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 17:34, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Tredmill is for my dad, he puts it there cause our tv's so big. n.n →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 17:36, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I forgot to praise your hair. Damn that's one hell of a manmagnet baby. Does your dad have your boyish looks? Twice the fun if so. Thanks! NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 17:39, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * My hair was on special occasion, which means Saturday. As for me, I was born from a test tube, so.. I'm exactly like my dad. :> →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 17:41, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * ^ R u srs? TEST TUBE BABY? I didnt know they existed! -- dark  chaos   21:59, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * They do. :3 →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 22:47, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't suppose your biological father has any extras left around for sale? ;o Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 03:44, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Nah unless you want me. :> →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 03:58, 10 February 2010 (UTC)


 * You actually claiming that you look like that? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 17:43, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Some advice, using the word nigger in a derogatory fashion will get you banned, I suggest not doing it! --Frosty  17:44, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Forgive me, I should have known better. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 17:52, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Rofl, need moar proof or something? →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 19:20, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * A picture of that person naked should suffice as evidence. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 20:46, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Or you can just wear foam. Thanks! NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 22:15, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Do I need to specify on what makes your sentence invalid, or can you figure it out by yourself? -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 22:26, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Do I need to specify on what makes your presence invalid, or can you fuck yourself? Thanks! NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 22:52, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That was quite weak. Some bitch grade it low for me ;o -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:35, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * eh →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 03:04, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That pose makes you look fat. The absence of guitar is also very :< Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 03:06, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Meh. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 03:10, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I lol'd -- dark  chaos   04:16, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I was 13 in that picture. Lol. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 04:17, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I thought you are 13 -- dark  chaos   05:23, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Excellent burn. Ass. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 05:30, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * inform me of where the photo linked "indeed" came from? i am highly positive she was a friend suggestion to my on facebook, with 13 friends in common....  <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   07:29, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Idk where it is, I found it once, never again. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 07:44, 13 February 2010 (UTC)


 * Ohell, works. It's funny how a name and signature can give me a completely off impression about a person. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 09:42, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha, you'd be surprised, I'm 17. :P →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 21:28, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

You ovb didnt hear iffy in vent
because he sounds as much like a male as i do. i'm pretty sure he was the only person he talkd to anyways.

unreal heard him tho, and was like WTF??!?  <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   02:31, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It was in a team, but I even camped the vent window to see it go green and to hearrrr a voice. But no, I never had any vent discussions with Iffy. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 09:47, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
 * fjioaweohifwj -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   08:05, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I've been told I sound like a girl in Ventrilo :3-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:14, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Iffy didn't "sound" like a guy, though. Iffy WAS a guy. It was some solid trolling for a while, once I found out. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:19, 17 February 2010  (UTC)
 * "Was"?-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:24, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I thought this was painfully obvious a long time ago. --<font color="Black">Frosty  [[Image:User Frosty Frostcharge sig.jpg|19px]] 16:30, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Somewhere along the way the tangled up mass of trolling that existed in the persona of "Iffy" claimed that (s)he had terminal cancer, and could therefore be dead. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:31, 17 February 2010  (UTC)
 * Ah, ok. Didn't know <.<-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:32, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Amazing troll and/or real person. I don't care, we had some pretty epic times. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 17:50, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

ups what
you can't even put an ASCII picture on this shitterhole without the carebear's coming to BAWW at you? <font color="CornflowerBlue" face="Comic Sans" size="3">Pimp <font color="IndianRed" face="Comic Sans" size="3">Strong <font color="CornflowerBlue" face="Comic Sans" size="3">hand 22:15, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
 * BETTER BE SAFE THAN SORRY! -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:05, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

[[File:User Chaos Messenger Cute McMonkey.png]].
I'll make a sig sometime. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 16:11, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Sure. It's lovable. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 17:40, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It's God, but the "meme" is kinda old by now. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 18:31, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Its so old I didn't even know it was a meme. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 22:45, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Um..  <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   23:01, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Trip Bonder Method
Have you seen it posted on PvX Yet? --71.193.48.146 04:32, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
 * If it's a PvE build I wouldn't know, if it's a userspace build, I would probably not know, if it's a PvP build (bonders, okay), I would know.
 * I don't know :> -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:44, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
 * moo<font color="#b22222"> X treme 13:34, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * c, moo! -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 16:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty damn bored. Person to write the best short-story gets to decide the STD for my next archive.
^Along with a thousand nights of sweet cybersex. Suggested motifs are male love, animal torture and genocide, especially genocidal animal torture featuring male love. I am a very open-minded personality though, and will accept mostly anything written in good English! Maybe even women, if the theme is kinky enough. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 01:37, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Ask mis, he's good.--TahiriVeila 01:41, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Can it be Herpes? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  is for   Raine,   etc.  01:42, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Story first. Write about (wo)men and horses. It will inspire Misery into great heroic deeds. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 01:54, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

SHUT UP WOMAN AND GET ON MY HORSE  --TahiriVeila 01:47, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * If both I and Mizzles, who you just said it to, would simultaneously mount your horse.... Wow. Get writing, I'm horny now. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 01:54, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I got this, bitches.
 * od, csb. hwas, aw(m)ah. bawwww
 * priZe naow pl0x  <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   02:05, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * "Good English". Cool story bro. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 02:13, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * You could just roll them all into one. Gonnocyphaclapoherpolaids. -- <font color="Black">Tha Reckoning [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg|19x19px]] 03:00, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Then what would I name my other archives? :< -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 03:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * To bad you already have gonorea. The dutch name for gonorea is literally translated 'a dripper'. otherwise take Chlamydia. Chlamydia makes you piss blood or puss. that's for the men anyway. 1/2 to 3/4 of all infected women don't receive any complaints. Here's the story: Once upon a time a beautifull prinses had chlamydia from fucking the stable boy. Because she was to lazy to run to the farmacy she asked help to her fairy-godmother. Instead of using Peace and Harmony so both the STD and Hex of Womanhood where removed she puts her to sleep for a thousand years (along with the rest of the castle because Anet had just did powercreep on Wail of Doom). When it was almost time a young prince came to the rescue, defeated the great dragon went up to the tower and kissed her awake. On the wedding day The princes told the prince she still had chlamydia so he ran away with the stableboy who just went to the farmacy and bought antibiotics instead of contacting his fairy-godmother and lived happily ever after and had great cyber-sex every night. THE END PS: The escape horse(stud) found another human stud and had great SM sex to and killed al straight people (that's the genocide, animal torture and bestiality) good enough? Rhonin Soren 18:17, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you think comparing wyn to a grand dragon is a violation of NPA? Rhonin Soren 18:29, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't know, but it's definitely amazing. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:41, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * so did i win? Rhonin Soren 16:29, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

B&
):   is for   Raine,   etc.  04:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Chaos my darling,
It appears i have personally attacked you. For being gay. Im such a homophobe. =/ -- <font color="Orange">Briar <font color="Orange">Flame Me  04:05, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * ^ I will retract the statement and apologise if it is indeed a joke. But it needs to be done in a different way, because it makes you (Briar) look bad. [[Image:User DrogoBoffin sig icon.png]] Drogo Boffin 04:07, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It's not a joke. Chaos is bisexual and fabulous, and (s)he demands that we point that out as often as humanly possible. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">04:14, 27 February 2010  (UTC)
 * I just told my sister how I like you. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:23, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't worry Briar everybody makes homophobic comments sometimes. Even gay people themselves. Rhonin Soren 18:27, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Sigh, why can't people understand that Briar is joking =/ -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:25, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Because I speak English as a second language Rhonin Soren 16:29, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Halo
Wants to rape you with a banana.

It is unclear whether the banana used will be peeled or unpeeled. -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   00:23, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I prefer it to be unpeeled. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:25, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * That would cause an unnecessary spreading of STIs, if you catch my drift. -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   00:26, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Peeled, defiantly. Also those huge green ripe ones from Jamaica. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 00:27, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Peeled is more sensual and creative. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:31, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I so agree. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 00:35, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I will now go to bed. I expect to be attached to my bed with handcuffs within three hours. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:38, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't be surprised if you wake up to Lau and not Halo -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos   00:40, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * wat? <font color="Silver">Athrun [[Image:User_Athrun_Feya_Hamster.png‎ ]] 00:53, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * That depends on how hot you are Rhonin Soren 16:29, 1 March 2010 (UTC)