User talk:Jette

5/10 trollscore
i almost wrote a serious response. - Auron 12:39, 8 December 2010 (UTC)
 * That's pretty good for being wasted. I thought the wikimarkup was LaTeX. –Jette 17:05, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

For you
Thought you'd like it. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Cute+Explosion/ -- adrin  05:35, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Weebl, weebl... I'm sure I remember that name from somewhere. Is the guy who made that one flash porno where you can skull-fuck the biker chick? That was totally awesome. –Jette 06:26, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I think you mean Zone Sama? --Dragon7 cape emblem.png The Holy Dragons 09:31, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Who? –Jette 09:41, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
 * from the Biker Chick... --Dragon7 cape emblem.png The Holy Dragons 09:48, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't really watch flash porn, I was just saying it because it sounded hardcore and served as a contrast to a harmless link to something adorable. I'm a pathological liar, you see. I can't even tell when I'm lying anymore. You clearly have more experience in this area than I do. –Jette 09:56, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Neither do I ,But it's all over Newgrounds --Dragon7 cape emblem.png The Holy Dragons 09:57, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Are you telling me there is seriously a flash out there where you can pull out somebody's eyeball and attempt to have sexually misuse the wound? Because if so I'm totally finding it. –Jette 10:57, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey Jette
Did you see this? I thought you might like that, and/or may have had something to do with it. -- Tha Reckoning  12:24, 20 January 2011 (UTC)
 * BSD strikes again. No, I had nothing to do with that, but it pleases me nevertheless. I don't check this site much anymore, just when my talk page e-mails me on updates. You'd get faster responses with the e-mail feature. –Jette 13:44, 20 January 2011 (UTC)

Hey, you!
<3 -- Oiseau | 02:57, 2 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I lost my ability to feel love after my heart transplant. This cold Jarvik is no substitute for the warmth of human emotion. –Jette 12:27, 2 March 2011 (UTC)
 * We all have our hang ups. :> -- Oiseau | User_Oiseau_Melandru.jpg 21:09, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

I could only think of you.
Internet points if you watch it till the song loops. -- Neil •  15:18, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Where's your wealthytrex.sgv?
I need it. &mdash; Raine Valen    20:56, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Deleted, apparently. It was a JPG, not an SVG. The character is called "Devil Dinosaur," as it turns out, from some Marvel comic thing. I don't know where the image I used is (it was bigger), but this should be good enough. –Jette 23:12, 6 May 2011 (UTC)

otyugh
-- Armond Warblade 21:25, 22 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Ohh, I remember those. It was that creepy pink thing in Irenicus' sewer. –Jette 21:36, 22 June 2011 (UTC)

Sweet Mercy
Does this mean you're coming back to this wiki? If it does, then I'm coming back too, your trolling is the best I've ever seen. -- Tha Reckoning  01:56, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
 * No. I've started playing on and off again because solo farming can be kind of fun, but that's about it. I didn't really "leave" the wiki or anything, I just don't post as much because people aren't fun anymore, and my watchlist is considerably smaller than it was, which means that I don't get pinged for it much. I might consider coming back if ANet replaced Dhuum's scythe with a glowing green guitar and made him play heavy metal, but short of that there's not much left in the game.


 * Furthermore, I don't troll people, I just have a tendency to make them angry because I'm a huge narcissistic jerk. Trolling is doing stupid crap like posting a batshit fundie "fags burn for eternity" message on a support forum for gay teenagers. I just get a rise out of my intellectual inferiors my deadpanning whatever I think will most offend them. I've stopped doing this online as much, because people will actually ban you for it, whereas in real life people just get all huffed up while their face tightens into this hideous little expression of self-righteous indignation that looks like they're going to shit a cudgel. –Jette 02:16, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Damn. Speaking of video games, have you played Team Fortress 2? If so, how is it? -- Tha Reckoning User- Tha Reckoning Another Sig.png 04:03, 24 June 2011 (UTC)


 * That's kinda trolling by definition. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 04:30, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
 * No, I hate video games. –Jette 05:07, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm not sure if I believe that, Jette. -- Tha Reckoning User- Tha Reckoning Another Sig.png 01:43, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
 * With the exception of stupid ones that don't let you, like GW, I've never "played" a video game in my life, aside from some of those ancient, addictive flash-type games like space invaders, and the ones that have really original concepts like Portal. I've always cheated. On the rare occasion I found a game that didn't include cheats, I just used a RAM editor. I get games for their stories, not to play them. I turn on every advantage I can think of and steamroll my way through everything to save time and frustration. GW is an obvious exception here, the story is of the quality you'd expect from a below-average fanfiction.net writer, but other than that I only did it to see what the story was about. That's why I avoid most popular video games: they're all about gameplay, the stories range from nonexistent to atrocious Tom Cruise potboilers. It's also why I enjoy a lot of older video games that have good stories: basically anything from Black Isle, a number of the Final Fantasy games but most prominently 6 & 7, Vampire: Bloodlines, etc. There are a select few games I enjoy for their play value, like Guild Wars before Eye of the Spotted Hyena's Spermy Nutsack, but it's not common. –Jette 03:02, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I thought Final Fantasy 9 had a pretty good story line, too. (Plus I <3 Zidane.) None of them are really bad, but 7 and 9 really stand out to me. I didn't play 6 until after the rest of the series, so it didn't have much of a powerful effect on me. 50.99.184.225 03:43, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Right. Also, I lol'd at Eye of the Spotted Hyena's Spermy Nutsack, and I wonder what kind of twisted place your mind is to come up with some of this stuff. I'm getting nostalgic, brb making a top 10 video games list. -- Tha Reckoning User- Tha Reckoning Another Sig.png 00:13, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I grew up in a backwards-ass redneck state where there were only about six or seven TV channels. Channel 4 has Jerry Falwell espousing the evils of pleasure while telling people to call the toll-free number and donate via credit card, while channel 5 has some faceless asshole greasing up his dick while telling people to give him a ring and donate for him to keep going. Most of my childhood was spent zoning out on prescription Ritalin and Vicodin while listening to tracklists that alternate between songs about cocaine and prostitutes. I'm no psychologist, but I suspect that has something to do with it. –Jette 04:49, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, for most of my childhood I only had one channel, it was 7, and it sucked. I was really sheltered, I didn't get to play outside until I was 9, etc. I won't say that it was nearly as bad as yours, but growing up in east Texas is some boring shit. -- Tha Reckoning  16:32, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I loved my childhood. I thought nothing was wrong with it, it's only in retrospect that I realize most people would consider it demented. –Jette 16:34, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Official forum suggestions
I had an idea to incorporate the feedback suggestions into the official Guild Wars forum. As you and a a small group of others love to suggest things, and the feedback space pretty much dead, it would be a better place to get our ideas visible and a better fit than the wiki. I posted a a topic here, https://forum.guildwars.com/forum/forums/web/Would-it-be-possible-to-incorporate-Wiki-s-suggestions-into-the-forum and if I could get your support, thanks! I think the idea will go nowhere but if enough agree maybe their stance will change or they can humor us! What do we have to lose!? Previously Unsigned 00:59, 11 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Several ANet employees have stated that they read the suggestion space daily or near-daily. I'm not one to take people at their word, especially people acting in the official capacity of their job, but since a number of suggestions do make it into the game, I suspect that they're telling the truth. Adding it to a forum would only make it more difficult to manage, as well as open the floodgates to every random idiot spouting his ideas. The feedback space is mostly dead, as well it should be — so long as any ANet employees are reading it, the fewer people who are not me posting their terminally retarded ideas, the better. I don't claim all of my ideas are perfect, but some of them are, and I'd rather them not be drowned out by bad ones. More importantly, a large number of suggestions could preceded the staff not bothering to read suggestions anymore, in much the same way that the staff don't respond to their talk pages much: the moment you acknowledge you're reading something, the other 10,000 people who want to talk to you all take the opportunity. –Jette 01:18, 11 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Thanks for reading even though you disagree (I though you would). It's more about having a more visible place to post things, yes everything. I honestly don't think everybody would go buck wild seeing as the game is so old, and I partially explained in that link that if something somebody suggests gets a lot of support, they can try those first. Moving it to the forums is also about increased visibility from supports of anything. There can be a 1000 suggestions, with a couple with a lot of posters or supporters. Around here, basically everything is unsupported. Previously Unsigned 02:12, 11 July 2011 (UTC)