User:Basilisk/llz

this is a page for stupid awesome most likely most often old school geeky humor that I can't resist putting up somewhere

=unix=

>From the csh (cshell):

% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light? No match.

% sleep with me bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.

% man woman No manual entry for woman.

% make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

% make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% \(- (-: Command not found.

% date me You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ].

% ^How did the^sex change operation go? Modifier failed.

% who is my match? No match.

% set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i Democratic_Platform unreadable

% awk "Polly, the ship is sinking" awk: syntax error near line 1 awk: bailing out near line

>from the bourne shell (sh):

$ drink < bottle;opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found

$ test my argument test: too many arguments

$ "Amelia Earhart" Amelia Earhart: not found

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!

$ man -kisses dog dog: nothing appropriate

$ mkdir matter;cat > matter matter: cannot create

$ lost lost: not found

$ found found: not found

>other?

% strip bra bra: Cannot open

% sccs what bottle can't open bottle (26)

% cat "door: paws too slippery" can't open door: paws too slippery

$ cat food_in_tin_cans cat: can't open food_in_tin_cans