User:The Savior/Jokes

Hi Peeps, Heres some jokes to get going on.

Q. What is a charr's worst fear? A. Smokey The Bear!

Q. How many Undead does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. 1 to screw it in,1 to hold the ladder,1 to hold the holder of the ladder, 1 to hold the holder of the holder of the ladder...

Q. Why is Vabbi the merchant province? A. Cause otherwise they would have to much junk lying around.... speaking of which I need to go sell Prince Bokka.

Q. Why is the Jade Sea jade? A. Cause it would make a funny Ruby sea being named that!

Q. What is the difference between Forest Minotaurs and Desert Minotaurs? A. One can whomp you with a tree, and the other can't.

Q. Why did the necromancer eat his minnion? A. He was so bad everyone called him a dog!