User talk:Karate Jesus/KJ's XTH List

It's you, so I used common sense. Besides, who said I wasn't? Titani  Ertan  15:10, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Just saying. Sex in marriage is like a roller coaster. For a few years, it's 3 times a day (the uphill part). Then for a while it's every week or so, then every month, then every birthday (the downhill part). Then the cycle starts over. So, depending on which part of the rollercoaster I'm on, that statement could be wrong or right.....and right now....I'm on the uphill ;D Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  15:12, 6 November 2009  (UTC)
 * Sexless marriage says hai2u. Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] Ertan  15:14, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Sexful marriage says haiback :D (it'll come back around. Give it time). Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  15:16, 6 November 2009  (UTC)
 * I think the most horrifying combination of words any man can hear is the glorifying word "Sex", followed by "Less". And no. Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] Ertan  15:19, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ truth is truth. Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  15:19, 6 November 2009  (UTC)
 * The fuck? That's a terrible analogy unless you think the up part of a roller coaster is the good part or that sexless marriage is the good part. Misery  15:23, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Actually....good call. Reverse that. Down part = good. Up part = bad. I think I was trying to suggest that the "ups and downs" of marriage relate to a rollercoster....but I mixed metaphors. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:26, 6 November 2009  (UTC)
 * Pretty sure the part when the rollercoaster reaches terminal velocity is the best, as it is the climax. Usually, that is found somewhere in the middle of the top and the bottom of the track. Pika Fan 16:54, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Now, I could be wrong, but I'm vaguely certain that the spirit of the phrase "Every roller coaster has its ups and downs", particularly when applied to "Life is like a roller coaster" is intended to be transitive, in that "Life has its ups and downs", or, in this case, "Marriage has its ups and downs". ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  21:14, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Have save sex. And have a ccokie while you're at ;) [[image:User Shadowphoenix Cookie.jpg|32px]]  Jonny10  [[Image:User Jonny10 Sig.png |19px]] 22:22, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You mean safe sex right? The only safe sex involves some lube and some pr0n...-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 22:29, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, don't break lines like that. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  22:29, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

Really?
Golf has a season? Imagine that. <font color="Black">-- <font color="#0104C6">FreedomBound  20:18, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Kind of. Blame the knowledge of that on my father-in-law. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">22:11, 11 November 2009  (UTC)

Quantum Mechanics
No one fully understands Quantum Mechanics... --Curin Derwin 19:35, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * And? <font color="#92000a">Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] <font color="#92000a">Ertan  19:36, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * OICWATUDIDTHAR --Curin Derwin 19:38, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Actually, it depends on your definition of Quantum Mechanics. Quantum Mechanics is understood, technically. It is the derivations and applications of it that are not. ··· ''[[User:Daññy|<span style="color:


 * 1) 999999;">Danny ]] Pew   Pew '' 19:59, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * And? <font color="#92000a">Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] <font color="#92000a">Ertan  20:01, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Psychics understand it quite perfectly. Previously Unsigned 20:02, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Psychic Physicists? --Curin Derwin 20:10, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * @Danny I'll let the experts tell you how wrong you are:  "Quantum mechanics is magic." -Daniel Greenberger. "Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory cannot possibly have understood it." - Niels Bohr. "If you are not completely confused by quantum mechanics, you do not understand it." John Wheeler. "It is safe to say that nobody understands quantum mechanics." Richard Feynman. "If [quantum theory] is correct, it signifies the end of physics as a science." Albert Einstein. "Quantum mechanics makes absolutely no sense." Roger Penrose.
 * It doesn't have to make sense because it works. Quantum electrodynamics is the most exact theory we have. <font color="#A55858">Misery  21:50, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Thats like saying you understand how a calculator works because you can use it.
 * You're quoting people from 20+ years ago. In terms of technology, that's a huge amount of time, especially when you consider how much Einstein himself discovered that had been completely inconceivable just years before. Quantum Mechanics might be magic, but it's understood completely. I get the feeling you haven't even read the article on Wikipedia. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  21:58, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, give it time. Every theory is eventually proved. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  22:00, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Or disproved. Either way, Einstein invented the internet. True story. - Auron 22:01, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I think Auron might be trolling. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  22:10, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * @unsigned:Pretty sure I didn't say anything like that. What I said was more like understanding how a calculator works is not necessary to use it correctly. <font color="#A55858">Misery  22:11, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Wanna hear from another semi-expert? "Quantum Mechanics is Zulu with a combination of Traditional Chinese and my dog's language. Yet, me and QM get along together by me making conclusions from it and using its tip of the fork to help me reach conclusions. One way or another, don't try without having a PhD in Mathematics." -- <font color="#92000a">Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] <font color="#92000a">Ertan  05:20, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You would actually be better served with a PhD in pure physics, chemical physics, molecular physics or physical chemistry. I admit I haven't finished my PhD in chemical physics yet, but I am working on it. <font color="#A55858">Misery  18:28, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Pure Physics. I only finished my B.A. in that, because well, PH.D in Mathematics is fun stuff. Besides, when you get up to some point in Physics, and you know enough of the system and enough Math, you can catch up with someone much "higher ranked" than you. <font color="#92000a">Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] <font color="#92000a">Ertan  05:16, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Walrus
Really? How does that even fit? --Curin Derwin 21:19, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * koo koo ka joob. --User Ezekial Riddle silverbluesig.png <font color="#dce2e8">R <font color="#cfdae5">I <font color="#b8c2cc">D <font color="#a1b1bf">DLE 05:31, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
 * By the way, @KarateJ: I was correcting a two lines above the line you deleted, using a page instance of that which was before your edit. There was then an edit conflict when you removed the one line while I was also editing and, when I soft refreshed, the line that you had removed was still there. (I don't know why.) I'm very sorry that the result was a revert of your edit; it was completely unintentional.
 * My Regards, Curin Derwin 05:37, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Britney Spears
She did make a come back--she's back under tight corporate mind control again and pumping money into various concert promoters pockets.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh*  22:39, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I feel you may have missed the topic. It took less time for that to occur (Britney making a comeback) than for XTH to be fix'd. --Curin Derwin 02:01, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * She was faking it. <font color="#92000a">Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] <font color="#92000a">Ertan  05:20, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Just for clarification - who do you mean by "she"? EDIT: signed. --Curin Derwin 07:32, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
 * No, you missed the point...she made a comeback, "Blackout" sold 3 million copies & debuted on Billboard's top 100 at # 2, "Circus" debuted at #1 and sold 3.5 million. Her "Circus" tour made 74.6 million just for the first 48 shows. The whole point of this list is to write down impossibly long or things that can just never happen to show how slow Anet is at making fixes & repairs to their game, not something that obviously did happen.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh* [[Image:User_yasmin_parvaneh_sig.png]] 18:12, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * She was faking it. <font color="#92000a">Titani [[image:User Titani Ertan chrome.png|Uth]] <font color="#92000a">Ertan  20:20, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

This page is getting long, and turning me on
I wonder how long it will get before Anet actually fixes the XTH o.o <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">18:08, 26 November 2009  (UTC)
 * Blace your bets for WW3's starting date. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 22:31, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I am hungry. Pika Fan 22:35, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I just ate. --[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] neshot. Test your keyboard strength.  22:39, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't it cost money to scrub your mouse and keyboard? Pika Fan 22:41, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I got a free voucher for my birthday. --[[Image:User Oneshot O.JPG|19px]] neshot. Test your keyboard strength.  22:43, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Transient is the passage of time, illusory is the experience of senses. Pika Fan 22:48, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

WHAM!
I saw an interesting interview with George Michael the other day...poor George...he's taught me that drugs are bad and that apperently "having sex with random people in public bathrooms is no different than meeting people at bars". Except that with a bar, you usually go back to someone's home, which is more sanitary than a bathroom. Poor George, I miss his WHAM days. At least Andrew is doing well...and normal.-- *Yasmin Parvaneh*  17:43, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Last christmas I gave you my babies but the very next day......<something rude with abortion should go here>. Poor george indeed, he's like the new Britney. LEAVE GUORGE ALOWNE!!!  Jonny10  [[Image:User Jonny10 Sig.png |19px]] 21:05, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

150! Woot!
Maybe the list will make 500 before Anet fixes the XTH. Then again...if they don't fix it, then this list could be over 9000! <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:20, 6 January 2010  (UTC)
 * Go directly to jail. You do not pass Go and you do not collect $200. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew