User:Bestat Whatido/Crazy Rants

Note, these rants are not to be taken seriously. They are meant for me to get out my insanity.

Nicholas the Traveler

Why Nick, just why? You are having us go out, and murder semi-innocent creatures for GIFTS!!! Although, thinking about it, none of them are innocent. They attack you like the animals they are! But if we kill all of them, all six million of us, then the eco-system of Guild Wars will perish, and along with it, all of us! So Nick, it leads us back to "why?" do you want all of us to die? Do you? I bet you do! WWWWHHHHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Nick, you are insane, and so am I, but I don't travel with a dolyak, making me less crazy, but writing this rant when I've got better things to do makes up for that... And now, the week of August 24th, you have us killing off a street gang so the Am Fah can kill us all!!! If they kill us all, then you can't get any more collectables, or maybe that's what you want? You devious jerk! Oh, and by the way Nick, I still plan on getting presents.

Nick, why do you feel sorry for the Ascalonians? They pushed the glorious Charr out of their homelands! That's right Nick, Ascalon was theirs!!! That's why the Charr burned the so called "Ascalonions" if ya think about it the Charr are Ascalonions. They had as much right to their HOMEland as any of us. Good day to you!