User talk:Aliceandsven/Archive DawnofTime-030810

Hello world. a l i c e & s v e n 22:33, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Hello! /wave – josəph  12:12, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

How do i format my signature? a l i c e &amp; s v e n 15:03, 15 September 2008 (UTC)


 * Use   --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn 22:12, 15 September 2008 (UTC)


 * "Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags." This is what i get when i try that.
 * You aren't copying it correctly, just copy/paste everything from to  and it should look like  A l i c e & S v e n  (just realized the size wasn't working properly) --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn 22:30, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
 * i copied it exactly, clicked Raw, clicked save preferences and got the above error message and this &#91;&#91;User:Aliceandsven&#124;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red;&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;&#39;&#39;a l i c e&#39;&#39; &#39;&#39;&#39;&amp;&#39;&#39;&#39; &#39;&#39;s v e n&#39;&#39;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&#93;&#93;
 * Well, if you look at what you have in the edit screen compared to what I have, you will see the differences immediately. I'm not sure why yours is coming out that way, I can highlight and copy the code and paste it and it comes out fine. --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn 22:41, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm lost.. my code is [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn and it translates to --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn 22:46, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Tildes
You may prefer three, but wiki-etiquette, tradition, and consensus all ask you to use four to make it easier to read discussions. Thanks! :D -- Armond Warblade 18:08, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you for bringing this information to my awareness, however I will decline as I feel that I am fine the way I am. If you still have an issue with this it's a matter for the wiki authority.  Unless of course you are the authority but then I still don't f'ing care.  Bye!

Affiliation
Is there some way to customize my affiliation on an NPC box? :3 alice&amp;sven 22:19, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * nvrmndalice&amp;sven 04:06, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

MR.68
The infamous Mr. 68 finally has a user page, me and guildie's always look forward to your posts as Nick, thank you Simzy ''  21:26, 14 September 2009 (UTC)


 * It is nice to see you finally have an account Mr 68. I always enjoyed your Nick stories, hahaha. - Chrisworld 01:48, 15 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Cool, I figured everyone hated me or something. The only reason I made an account was because I wanted to design my own little space out of boredom, and remembering web-design would've taken too long.  I'll be here til the Heat Death of the Universe or Judgment Day, try the Martian H20! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи 03:10, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, Nobody hates you, well I certinaly don't.. if that matters. Chrisworld 04:22, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * lol your the only reason i read the nick talk page :) --Nick123 15:30, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, thanks. I almost didn't post this week, I go through varying levels of motivation to do things.  But now that I know some people are into it, I'll put some more effort into the entries.  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи 20:06, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol :) --Nick123 15:28, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Where is youre post of this week I am looking forward too another nice(evil) and funny story.--Wysth 19:42, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Coming Up... I don't get home until 4pm EST on Mondays.

fyi from an anon
I was bored and reading Linsey's talk page about the R/A fiasco and saw your response to Danny. You should probably know that the only way to make people think you're even remotely good on a wiki is asshattery, and that kid calling everyone an autist is one of the only good players left on PvX. And seriously, pretty much everyone here IS an autist. Look at all the shitters who waste their time editing their userpage and making pages for every single one of their characters, trying to impress others by saying they have "elite" armor or weapons, or can either figure out how to run a meta build or an absolutely terrible bar they think is outstanding. Then they think people actually give a shit about those pages. Most of the people on the build complaint/whatever section haven't ever even played an AT. The sooner you realize how much of a waste of time and unproductive this place is, the better. The only times this wiki even gets moderate updates are when the game gets a meta overhaul or PvE sees a few new quests and maybe a hero every year or so. In conclusion, don't diss good players and don't stick up for the retards. --75.175.1.103 23:16, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Danny sucks and you suck, too.

Also cool story. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:38, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * NPA plix plox. - Reanimated X 21:00, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

"Everyone here is an autist"

"Look at all the shitters"

"Retards"

"BAWWWWWW NPA ;_;" Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:30, 18 September 2009 (UTC) We have stages and theaters for communities who endeavor to be actors, although you're a bit off this scene. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:57, 21 September 2009 (UTC) lol, you play a video game and think that good players have the right to act like faggots. Then you write tl:dr cool stories to anyone who speak up to them. --Cursed Angel  20:52, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
 * And everyone here actually cares about NPA. Proves my point. --75.175.21.154 19:57, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Pussy hiding behind a proxy server - 67.159.44.24 23:13, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Obviously not, again... "Autists, shitters, retards, pussy"
 * "and that kid calling everyone an autist is one of the only good players left on PvX."
 * Human Psychology 101, shit sucks. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:43, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

preview
When making small or test edits like these, can you use the 'show preview' button to make sure it works properly rather than saving each time?

Thanks, – Emmett  19:58, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh, thanks. I thought the "Minor edit" button kept it off the recent change thing or whatever but this is better, I forgot about it! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 18:40, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

Nick Speaks once more
Sorry I'm late, you know how those storms can get out on the sea. We actually don't want to eat any soup; it's just an ingredient for a bomb I'm constructing that will be used to destroy the Consulate and Great Hall. No one will suspect the innocent looking traveler collecting some soup. And once again the same people who helped save the world will be destroying it, one Council Elder or Avacara at a time. The plan is toss the bombs set on 5 minute timers at the buildings, then ride to the docks on Yakkington and hijack one of the merchant ships. I'll sail to Kaineng and they won't suspect a thing because it's a merchant ship. This plan, If I may say, is fool-proof. Yakkington and I have deliberated on every single detail and made sure it's absolutely perfect.

However if I don't make it out of Istan alive, tell my father I'm sorry and that this had to be done. And please be decent and don't sabotage the soup with bad ingredients. I WAS going to have a spoon or two, I don't want to ride out on the ocean in glory/die with a knot in my stomach. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).
 * please sign comments with ~ ... thanks MrPaladin talk 20:16, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Ok how's this? 68.193.113.198
 * that'll do... MrPaladin talk 20:25, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Great! 20:59, 4 August 2009 (UTC) --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).
 * Rofl... [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]Rose Of Kali 01:24, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * My father is the computer wiz... missed those genes, I suppose. 68.193.113.198 01:43, 5 August 2009 (UTC) Did I do it right this time??
 * Bottle Rocket.png And here's to you! (Yes, you got it. ^_^) [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]Rose Of Kali 02:20, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * The only explosion that soup will give is an explosive diarrhea. (Ixillius 13:07, 5 August 2009 (UTC))
 * So you do plan on sabotaging it?? 19:37, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Definitely. I vanquished Zehlon... TWICE and still didn't even get 5 fins. My luck must be atrocious. 75.2.131.26 12:16, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * You dont have to hard mode it MrPaladin talk 13:02, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I got all mine if Farhanur. Got 8 fins the first run, ZERO the second run (go figure O_o), and 3 more on the next one.  Pretty quick with a ritu spirit spammer.  And yes, normal mode is always better for collectable drops like these.  [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]Rose Of Kali  19:53, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Just as planned.. 68.193.113.198

Aww I'm not getting any angry annoyed comments this week :( cmon don't let me down
 * So if you are sailing to Kaineng from Istan does that mean you are going to be in cantha next? lol..sunspears gonna be after you, better hide deep in the city or go down to the echovald - Chrisworld 04:36, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I shouldn't disclose the method behind my choosing locations to travel to, lest some hero discovers my plot and manages to find me.

Nick discusses Things
I have reason to believe we are living in a computer simulated reality... I was wandering through Arbor Bay on Monday when suddenly I got very dizzy. I started speaking uncontrollably, my vision started deteriorating and then the next thing I know, I'm waking up in middle of Vabbi - but the time hadn't changed! And there were a bunch of Behemoths tearing apart Yakkington's saddlebags! How in the name of sweet Dwayna did I end up in Vabbi?

I think all this plotting is driving me insane. Or was it something you put in the soup?? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).
 * You're making this one of the funnier places on the wiki. Thanks.  -- sm ø ni  03:09, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I love it TBH, gives a more comical laid back side to the game for me now. Sorry bout the bad soup Nick.. - &#91;Chrisworld&#93; 06:10, 13 August 2009 (UTC)


 * I think 68 needs to start his own Nick page. He can say whatever he wants there, and those who find it funny can read it without everyone else calling him names and telling him to gtfo.  By the way, where DOES nick get all those explosives?  And I'd love to find his rabbit farm (I'm guessing Shing Jea) and doll factory (some sweat shop in the Undercity?)...  I still wonder how Yak feels about all these dolls of him floating around.  [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]Rose Of Kali  19:35, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Heh, no, I'd rather find his brewery first, then we can talk about dolls... *hic* [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]Rose Of Kali 19:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I can't say anything about those locations. They must remain a secret until I complete my dastardly task
 * I must be going mad someone from New Jersey is posting unfunny things as if they were Nick or someone put something in my breakfast! 81.106.16.151 14:55, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I feed on your frustration!

Nick's Latest Diabolical Plot
The observant hero may wonder why I'm asking people to go kill more wallows, since I could just use the tusks from the one Yakkington killed! I'll give you a hint: It has nothing to do with destroying very important people. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).
 * No! Not Emperor Kisu! -- Eevee 00:02, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * He'll be fine as long as he has monks with him. Thrain  Talk  00:07, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Unless of course I've cleverly hidden his monks inside the wallows you're killing! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).
 * Oh shoot. Everyone! The Wallows ATE ALL THE MONKS! I can has avenge them nows? Thrain  Talk  03:49, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * It's too late, as soon as Yakkington feels better, I'm riding into Kaineng Center and unleashing my greatest scheme of all time!
 * You are PATHETIC 68.193. but also halarious!74.173.107.209 15:05, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Nick is failing, he needs to read the Evil Overlord's Handbook... http://www.sterlingtwilight.net/evil/handbook.html MrPaladin talk 15:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Well what exactly is your issue against nick 68.193?74.173.107.209 15:13, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * hmmm 68 seems to have supported nick... tho he seems to want to play the role of nick in some alternate universe where nick and yak have selfish intents rather then the innocent approach... MrPaladin talk 15:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * GW 3 maybe?74.173.107.209 15:24, 24 August 2009 (UTC)


 * I doubt Yakkington is able to do any dmg at all, since he sniffs all those millions of peoples, he'll probably end up with a cold, or even worse, democracy! This world isn't disease-free --Derv Who Likes To 15:36, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah but didn't he steal all those gifts from the real santa? And with all these collectibles together hes actually quickly making a fortune on selling them to merchant. Possibly putting them out of business by forcing them to buy all of his stock ... maybe? --Smithy-Star [[File:User Smithyben sig icon.png]] 15:39, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * GW Doesn't have santa, only dwayna and snowmen.74.173.107.209 15:44, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I dunno, merchants can like get Lockpicks out of their brown aftermath--Derv Who Likes To 15:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, it seems like he's building some massive golem consisting of claws, teeth and with skale soup for blood. Zhaitan? Paddymew 14:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Plan B
My latest diabolical plot failed, but it would've worked if it weren't for those meddling Jade Brotherhood thugs! Don't worry though, I'm quickly cooking up another wonderfully diabolical plot of exponentially more fool-proof proportions. I'm being held in Tahnakai Temple, but I'm still allowed visitors.

You know what to do, heroes. Let's show those Jade Brotherhood idiots what it means to tempt the wrath of the wanderer! No one can stop me now! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).
 * Sign your comments plz... MrPaladin talk 18:36, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * He does sign them ... he signs them with ~"Blank"~ Sneaker 00:02, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * He enjoys the attention of someone else always signing for him anyway. [[Image:User Rose Of Kali SIG.jpg]]Rose Of Kali  03:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Could some update the map? this guy is taking the long way--Derv Who Likes To 05:54, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Either way is long.. .you have to travel to the back of the map, walk uphill then come back... MrPaladin talk 13:20, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Actually, you walk in a circle three times when going up. Quite a waste of time. Paddymew 15:13, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * It just makes it harder for me to escape --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.193.113.198 (talk).

Vael the Meddler
So I've escaped to the most remote place I could think of. However, most unfortunately, it seems this menace Vael has somehow tracked me down over the months since my plot to set termites loose at the Eye of the North. I am not surprised at his heinous attempt to disable Yakkington. I played along quite casually, reading between his every word and siphoning the truth from the lies. Apparently he's negotiating a deal with the Tengu to assemble a line of hidden gaurds around Tangle perimeters. I'm going to make him a mask that more resembles the enemy Tengu tribes of other regions and spray it with a trace amount of foreign pheromones, but it's not going to fool him for long. I need to time this just right so I can slip through in the chaos and get out of this jungle. 68.193.113.198 21:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC)


 * they better not release the Tengu Helms again... those things are special D: 67.242.1.161 22:07, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Termites like stone? Thrain | talk 00:39, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
 * They came from Yakkington's wool I think. They can eat anything now. Paddymew 07:35, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
 * These termites must be magical equivalents of nanomites ;-) 74.40.135.18 15:11, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Real-life, non-magical termites do, too. They're called Formosan Termites, and they eat concrete, among other things.

Crispin: Member #3
Please welcome Crispin to my Diabolical Terror Team. The weapons he fashions out of those tusks can cut through anything. In a few days, we plan on raiding the Shining Blade camps near the Bloodstone Caves in order to get ourselves some crystals to further improve our weapons. Hopefully by then Yakkington will be over his hang-up. 68.193.113.198 19:35, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
 * You mean Freeman? I like him, he does creepy pretty well.  My favorite will always be David Warner, though.  "You will suffer!  You will all suffer!"  ♥  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:41, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Indeed... 68.193.113.198

Nicholas Says Hello
Yes, hello! Another week rolls by, another ingenious idea. I suppose I needn't explain my latest siege weaponry design. Firstly, we're going to go decimate miserable necromancers and plunder their spell books and scrolls for later use, and then it's off to the Krytan Royal Palace. After gloriously ramming down the front gate, we're raiding the treasury then high tailing it to the Shiverpeaks, and Salma is coming with us. We can't carry all that platinum by ourselves so we'll get the rest in ransom.

I will be the world's greatest villain, you'd better believe it. I'm gonna go all Flameseeker-style, and have the clueless heroes help me on the way to dark glory. -- Nick
 * Nick, you KNOW what happens when you don't take your pills! You don't want us to have to lock you up again, do you?Thrain | talk 21:08, 14 September 2009 (UTC)
 * A little post-traumatic megalomania with genocidal tendencies seems pretty common for anyone that survived the searing. We could have a support group formed, might help Gwen out, too. Seryu 21:38, 14 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Last time i tryed to help gwen i got a fireball in the face, ill sit this one out tyvm 96.61.145.19 02:20, 15 September 2009 (UTC)


 * You know, I STILL have no idea how Nick and Gwen managed to escape from Sardelac. I think they need to boost their security measures. Thrain | talk 17:08, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't think it's that well funded after the Searing. Paddymew 18:34, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I think the sanitarium has some problems with the fact half of it's staff (and patients) are out travelling with you ... that's probably why XD Sneaker 19:14, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, poor Gwen. I was going to enlist her into my squad, but when I approached her one evening she was doing something quite odd with a match stick and a hand full of Red Iris leaves.  I steered clear of that one, Yakkington and Crispin are fine for now. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:40, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Fireball? From a mesmer? Just watch out for her illusionary weapons... batmanhatguy
 * Fast casting. 20:15, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Nicholas Speaks
I think two would be enough... for a lethal dose of poison. I'm going to poison Salma in her sleep, take the ransom, and send her back! And while the chaos of her death in the middle of Kryta erupts, my squad will storm in from all sides, capture the royal palace, and usurp the throne. Crispin and I are hard at work fletching crytal arrows. Between now and Salma's death, I'll have just enough time to hire some corsairs with a part of the ransom to do the rest.

In the mean time, I've had a chat with Dwayna. She's quite pleased that the powers have shifted, and is glad her disciples will have to actually work for what they want instead of abusing high health points and maintained enchantments! Kormir also says hello but is feeling scorned by the way everyone claims she was useless. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 21:08, 21 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Well Nick, Kormir IS useless, and deserves to be scorned. You know what she did while we were fighting Abbadon? She did absolutely nothing. She just stood there, acting as if being blind was an excuse not to fight. I mean, if every single Ritualist can do it, why can't she? Thrain | talk 23:52, 21 September 2009 (UTC)
 * You were with a whore in Istan when your mother died in Kourna; Ma was in that crappy old nursing home they tore down last fall, the one where they found the rats in the pantry, right? She choked to death calling your name.  Isn't that sweet?  But that's alright, Nicky.  She's waiting for you in Hell.  And she's turned cannibal.  When you get there, she's going to eat your eyes, over and over and over again.  Because that's what Hell is all about, Nicky.  Repetition.  I think in our hearts, most of us know that.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 00:10, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Now Nick.. why kill the dwarves? - http://i34.tinypic.com/2aro76.jpg - I know the dryders didn't do it... Chrisworld 06:54, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Haha! :D poke | talk 07:14, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * It could have been Yakkington! X-D (Note: stand beside him and his tail raises) 8-D ♥ Ariyen ♀ 07:35, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't you mean she is in the Underworld? Paddymew 15:40, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * lol :) --Nick123 18:11, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I was born and raised in Ascalon, what are you on about? I'm a respectable criminal mastermind, I don't associate with harlots.  And it was a Summit ambush, I swear! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 19:54, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Another Missive
Ah, another week and another wonderful plan...This time, however, I've no need of any expensive crafters! Yes, these fangs, dripping with their wonderful bounty of poison, will do quite nicely for what I'm planning...I am indeed quite handy with herbs, yes, but not in the way one might think. I must continue my research on these dwarves, however, as their bodies handle poison much differently than the average human. Once I've created that antidote, I'll begin the second stage of my plan: I'll secretly dose that thrice-damned King Jalis with this deadly poison, then swoop in and offer a mystical antidote! The trust I gain from "protecting" the good king will open many doors for me, and the money I earn from this should take me far in realizing my greater plans...

Dance, my unwitting puppets...DANCE FOR ME! 68.191.146.65 08:03, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I dun like you - Reanimated X 18:00, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
 * My word, what luck is this? Have I stumbled upon another criminal mastermind?  And one so close by?  Let's join forces, we'll rule over Kryta and the Shiverpeaks together.  I must add, clever plan with the antidote.  I doubt the dwarves will see it coming.  Let me know if you need any help! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
 * I'm guessing you'll ally with Kormir, seeing that she also wants to make everyone's life as miserable as possible. Paddymew 05:35, 25 September 2009 (UTC)
 * The funniest thing about this to me is: I think Mr. 68 and Alice are the same person. -- Konig/ talk 06:20, 25 September 2009 (UTC)
 * They are the same person... >.>... - Chrisworld 03:47, 26 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Would like to see any effect of any poison on deathless beings of stone. Mediggo 06:41, 25 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Umm Spoiler warning? Paddymew 13:04, 25 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Check 68.191.146.65's contributions. There's only one and it was this post, whereas the IP i used made several nick posts.  I don't use my ip anymore I use my login account. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 19:17, 26 September 2009 (UTC)

Hey people, I must say keep writing this posts i think there really funny, have a nice day and keep on posting--Wysth 13:31, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

This was moved to my page due to policy a consensus for a lot of ;_;, however the "missive" is not mine for the record. Just want to keep it straight for anyone following. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:54, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

Nick's bad luck
Hello again... I supposed it doesn't take much thought for you to figure our why I'm here this week. The criminal mastermind that I teamed up with turned out to be a traitor. Just as I was about to feed Salma a nice poisoned juniberry shortcake, he double-kidnapped her and is now off doing some other dubious plan... WITHOUT ME. My team-mates were disheartened and deserted me. So now I'm up by one poisonous shortcake and a wagon-load of crystal weapons, down by one magnificent plan to wreak havoc.

With any luck I might be able to recreate the titan magic of the Searing, but I seriously doubt it. I'm just staying low and biding my time this week. Hopefully no one has posted my location on a map somewhere. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:28, 28 September 2009 (UTC)


 * This has nothing whatsoever to do with the content of the article. If you wish to create a "story" please do so in your userspace. Thanks! -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  20:37, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Another great story thx, I'm stil trying to figure out why it has been moved too your user space and cant stay on the discussion page, but anyway keep on posting.--Wysth 08:07, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
 * It has been moved, because it and does not belong in the mainspace, whether on the talk page or not. Fanfiction is welcome in Userspace. -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]]  talk  09:03, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Except for the fact that it relates to the item he's collecting each week and is parody of his dialogue each week. Also why did it take this long for you or whomever to decide to move it, Wyn?  When are you going to be moving the balance update talk pages and directing everyone to Guildwars QuQu Forums? --Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:57, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
 * The Main space is for documenting the GAME, not for you to post up some stupid stories. - Reanimated X 05:02, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

Dont mind them and keep up the funny stories. --King Of Kamelott  16:19, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
 * The Main space is for documenting the GAME, not for you to rant about skill updates. Also fuck everyone.  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:00, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

Proposition
Hello. First off, story on Tuesday because today is not a good day for me and I'd rather be in a better frame of mind when I decide to write this week.

Second, if someone helps me figure out how to move talk sections to appropriate pages, I'll start helping out with keeping talk pages clean of unnecessary banter. I don't expect anything in return but as Wynthyst compromised, I'm asking for a Nick Speaks link. Regardless if I figure out how to move things, I'm cleaning talk pages. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:43, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
 * You could go copy all your stories from the Nick archives and make a Nick Stories page linked off of your main account. Sort of like /User:Aliceandsven/Nicholas or something along those lines. And don't remove them from the archives, just copy them. - Chrisworld 21:57, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Nick's on a Desert
I once knew a man who came often to these sands and made a habit of killing as many drakes as he could. Questioning him, he'd always play it off as stockpiling their hides and teeth to be sold on exotic markets for some gold. I have a feeling there was something else going on, however. I've heard rumors of drakes that relinquish magnificent weapons upon death. In fact there seems to be a few tales of similarity for many creatures around the world. Certain ones have mini-rifts in their stomach and they burp up wonderful artifacts when they croke. That's how the stories go, anyway... Do I believe them? Of course, I talk to yakks, what did you expect?

So whoever brings me the finest Fiery Dragon Sword with the least amount of gastric drake-gut juice on it will be rewarded with a fabulous pet rock! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:34, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I want a pet rock! After all, if Gwen can have one, why can't I? *Goes off to get Spoiler on the Fire Isles* Thrain | talk 20:45, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Another great story, also nice job with the nick talk page--Wysth 06:30, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks, it consumed most of my night :| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 14:51, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

Alternate Nick
Since DeKooning is pitching such a fit about this, I have removed the link in the trivia section, but replaced the link that he removed on the talk page. Ok? -- Wyn  talk  22:42, 8 October 2009 (UTC) None whatsoever. de  Kooning  21:37, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Ok :) --Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 22:43, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Do I have permission to replace it if it gets archived in the future? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә &amp; ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 22:46, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Excuse me, pardon my intrusion Alice, but I did not remove any link, Wyn. de   Kooning  00:17, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Misunderstanding, I addressed it on the discussion page for Nick :) Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 00:19, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * "Hopefully there are no hard feelings."
 * Good :) Thank you for your input on the discussion! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 21:38, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

made u a little userbox
made u a userbox hope u like it -- Nick 123   16:36, 11 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh snap, awesome! I love it! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 19:36, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

Name?

AliceandSven I have been wondering why did you choos for this name? and not for the name Mr. 68? Isn't that allowed or did you just didn't want it? --Wysth 07:45, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * glad ya like it :) -- Nick 123  User Nick123 sig.jpg 15:43, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * nice user box, but isnt it "stories" and not "storys"? -- Salome   [[Image:User_salome_sig2.png|19px]] 17:45, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I made a wiki account a long time before I started Nick's stories, and I decided just to use it. Also I do believe it's "stories" :P Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
 * How can I make a category for userboxes I make? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 02:29, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Hello
Please stop pretending like you know how pvp works until you have done a good amount of it. ~Shard  21:42, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Please stop acting like a king, you're just a stuck up loser who's played a lot of guild wars like everyone else. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:10, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
 * If that's what makes you sleep at night. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 22:11, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Hello again 04:19, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Kudos to you for standing up to the big guy/s :D Sloh Em Oshun 22:42, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Psst.
your sig image. Need to upload it under your own name or whatever. pers onn5  20:17, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, really? Will do.  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:19, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, its some policy with the signatures. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 20:25, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

Together we wash some blood and don't afraid of anything.
Uh Yeah. don't afraid of anything? shouldn't it be aren't? pers  onn5  00:59, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Excuse the silliness. I sort of used an internet meme.  In case you're wondering.  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 02:36, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Lurk moar.  Lord Caeliat  User Lord Caeliat sig.jpg 00:00, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't exactly subscribe to 4chanism. It makes me laugh but not enough to care about the correct usage of a meme.  And I do enjoy typing sentences that aren't carbon-copies of another sentence as a response to things.  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 00:02, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * That was aimed at personn5, you used the meme correctly. Also, rules 1 and 2. :D  Lord Caeliat  User Lord Caeliat sig.jpg 00:15, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, I enjoy your alternate nick page (:  Lord Caeliat  User Lord Caeliat sig.jpg 00:19, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, I see. And as I said, no 4chanism from me :P  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 00:20, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks, I enjoy writing it Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 00:20, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Just FYI
I dont always agree with you, i dont always think your right, BUT! You do always speak your mind in a manner i find most entertaining. And ive never DISagreed with you. Ive been following you on wiki for some time and i think your great. We should be friends. ^.^ Briar 07:29, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, hello. I don't know what things in specific you're referring to but I appreciate your kindness.  I find my mind changes a lot, sometimes multiple times a day.  I observe the world and communities, I come to conclusions, sometimes they stick and sometimes I find myself completely wrong.  I speak my mind, very strongly sometimes and those are the moments when my mind is put to trial.  Personally I think I'm still very immature about some things.  I'd love to see what you agree and disagree with.  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 18:24, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

PROFANE WORD OF UTMOST OBSCENITY
WHY, DEAR DWAYNA WHY must I be subjected to the ills of online digital transactions. For crying out loud, I want to make a $10 dollar purchase, but I have had to wait 3 days now (and another 3-5 days coming) JUST to start up a PayPal account. Thank you Aye Net for making the process of purchasing your money-sinks so painless. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH PAYPAL!! OK GET YOUR ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBER!! OK NOW WAIT FOR SUM DEPOSITS!! OK NOW GET YOUR BANK STATEMENT AND LOOK AT DEM DEPOSITS!! OK NOW WAIT FOR THE FUNDS TO TRANSFER!! IT'S THAT EASY!! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә    ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:58, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Billy Mays is dead. Don't take his name in vain. [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 20:59, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * We'll be dead too some day and no one will care, sad story huh? Way to be ON TOPIC!  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 21:01, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry, I actually couldn't find a topic. What was it? [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 21:02, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It was about white knights running to the aid of dead celebrities. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 21:04, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

Wintersday
Have a happy and a merry! &mdash; Tennessee Ernie Ford ( TEF ) 18:19, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You too, sir! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 19:27, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

Nu Yeer
Merry Happy everybodies *is going to stay up for the first wintersday finale* Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә    ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 06:11, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

signature
Hi, can you change your signature back to use File:User Aliceandsven 1.png again? Thanks. -- pling 22:38, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Isn't that already what it is? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 22:43, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh... I see it now... changing Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:Assassin-tango-icon-20.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 22:44, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

hello
I would like you to sign up on the people i like list on my userpage. --Briar 23:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Umm, I'll check it it, thanks :P Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:46, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Test Krewe
Great idea. Why didn't I come up with that idea? --numma_cway 22:38, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Hopefully they consider it Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 22:39, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I just got a great idea, but I thought I should ask you first because you also have very great ideas. What's about adding a feature to the game to report bots? It sends a message to Anet team members and they check the players behavior. What do you think about that? --numma_cway 14:40, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * lol that is so needed :P -- Nick 123  User Nick123 sig.jpg 18:30, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Shiro's Blades
You want to know why they are Q13? Well there is an explanation on this page.--Underwood 07:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Signature Praise
I have to say, I adore your sig's butterflies. At least I hope they're butterflies and I haven't made an ass of myself. Anyway. I was wondering where you got them or how you did it? Or is it a trade secret? &lsaquo;Lady Chani&rsaquo; 22:19, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes they're butterflies, and thanks :D Where I got them, I can't remember, I think I copy-pasted them from elsewhere.  However on Windows PCs there's a nifty tool called the Character Map (all programs > accessories > system tools) which gives you the entire list of all the text characters you can use on the PC.  You can go in there and find symbols that make pictures :)  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:43, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Your input
I seek it. --Briar 11:46, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

In regards to the update page
The truth hurts. I didn't sugarcoat it for whoever that was, and I didn't make it out to be any worse. I didn't violate NPA or have an attitude whatsoever. So, what do you mean my attitude demeans pvp players? -- Tha Reckoning  01:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * It was abrasive in a manner that's seen by some as prototypical of PvP players. Going "123 no skill" is not really a decent argument as it's been said a thousand times before and just adds to the general image of PvPers being dismissive and scornful of PvErs.  Not all PvE players play that way.  It was just condescending.  I'm not saying you're wrong about your arguments like "it requires more skill to PvP", I don't touch PvP but I would agree. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ  аІiсә  [[File:User Aliceandsven 1.png]]  ѕνәи  Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)