Buried corpse

The "buried corpse" is an invisible NPC that starts speaking to the character while standing on a specific place in Lion's Arch and Kamadan, Jewel of Istan during Halloween events.

Locations

 * Kryta
 * (during the Halloween event from 2006 onward; a bit north of Merchant's Row, in the middle of a patch of grass)
 * Istan
 * (during the Halloween event from 2008 onward; in the southwest, northeast of Kehtokweh, northeast of a small patch of grass)

Quotes

 * "[character name], before you walk on me, at least have the courtesy to clean your boots! You've stepped in moa droppings!"
 * "A bird flew off with one of my fingers a while ago... let me know if you see it anywhere."
 * "Do me a favor, [character name], and chase away some of these flies, will you?"
 * "Excuse me, [character name]...have some common courtesy, would you? It's not as if I can get out of the way."
 * "Hello! Corpse here, [character name]! Mind where you step."
 * "Hey [character name], do me a favor and keep the dogs away. I don't want to lose any appendages!"
 * "I'd rather be fishing."
 * "I've been laying out here rotting all day and no one seems to care."
 * "Ow! Get off me."
 * "What's that horrid smell? Oh... I suppose it's me, isn't it? How embarrassing..."
 * "While I'm sure you find this terribly amusing, [character name], getting walked on isn't exactly my idea of a good time."
 * "Would you people get off me? Do I look like a door mat?"