User talk:Serge Yseron/Archive5

Kathandrax
I tried to introduce armor of frost/mantra of flammes and wards of protection to a pug but they looked at me like at a plague-striken. They ended roasted beyond death and i ended out of rez scrolls. Yseron - 90.29.180.74 18:43, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
 * They probably had no idea how to get points out of wilderness survival "needed" for Winter...  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  20:52, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

Yet another post about shadow form
Sometimes, beeing disgusted by all the troubles generated by this very single skill, i try to find some words to express all the rage inside. But i'm not good at expressing myself. Go to hell, Anet. And gw2 with it. Yseron - 90.29.180.74 21:24, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
 * "Ultimately, we focused on the lack of trade-offs in builds centered around Shadow Form and, to a lesser degree, other sources of invulnerability. All builds should have trade-offs. Extreme defense should come at the price of offense. Extreme offense should come at the cost of defense. The most efficient characters for solo-farming should differ somewhat from the best characters for team play. The best team builds for clearing endgame content efficiently should not consist almost exclusively of a single profession. (For example, a 5-Obsidian-Flesh-Elementalist/3-Monk team that can clear the Underworld is fine, but a build like that should not feel like it's a significantly better way to play than using a more balanced team.) In addition, we've maintained our stance that endgame content should not be completed so easily or so quickly that it becomes trivialized. All of our changes are geared toward reinforcing those principles."
 * And i am the Queen of England. Yseron - 86.209.65.46 21:56, 4 September 2010 (UTC)

File:User Serge Yseron the six million dollars skill.jpg
If you know something is a copyvio, don't upload it. -- pling 00:09, 6 September 2010 (UTC)

The greatest invention of all times
3 pounds. Use proudly this result of millions of years of imrovement. Higgins - 81.251.145.13

GM is for...
Inquisitor Grace Musso, dominatrix, the Godess Of Kicking. What about a kick-compilation ? What's funny about the link ? Well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= PuGJNDYGdnw... Yseron - 109.213.161.38 01:26, 12 September 2010 (UTC)

Made of sweet
I'm made of sweet, I'm made of steel, but baby I know just how to move my feet... Robochick ! Yseron - 86.209.65.39 20:40, 15 September 2010 (UTC)

3d art
Ok, stop playing kids. Real 3d is here. This is the futur of cheap movies with instant background scenery on demand. But where has poetry gone ? Yseron - 86.64.70.44 08:26, 17 September 2010 (UTC)

Cheapway?
You might want to read the last paragraph of this.  Koda   Kumi  09:16, 17 September 2010 (UTC)
 * If you are refering to armor stacking cap or other details you need to realize that the only thing that matter to me is that even with cracked armor foes will prefer to attack my mates, and it's unstripable unless you got stance removals. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:22, 17 September 2010 (UTC)
 * I like how you use the stupidity of pugs to your advantage, but even with CA, your armor is at 72 with just "I am Unstoppable!". Without CA but with Conviction next to it, you actually have 93. However, you are likely to still have more health and armor than everyone else even without Conviction.  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  11:28, 21 September 2010 (UTC)

Song of power
Kormir style. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:12, 17 September 2010 (UTC)

To the futur artists of this planet
Study well so that you can make us dream like those gods of visual arts. Carefull, there is a good music at the end. Those of you who are only used to jeremy soul souleless musics could experience pleasure with these gutsy notes. Yseron - 86.209.68.214 18:24, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

Decentralized heals
Not that blood bond alone is that cool but it can relieve some pressure in some specific contexts with vigorous spirit and some other skills. It can also heal sprits wich add to the fun... Serge Yseron 23:41, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

KD locks
A powerfull kd lock arrived in ha. Simple but efficient: an IAS warrior using a spear can kd more than 4 times in a row the relic runner with "Coward!". By the time the opponent can walk again, "Coward!" is recharged... Yseron - 109.213.157.11 21:55, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

State of the art crowd animation
Massive, Here. Have been used by Peter Jackson for several movies. Explanations begin one minute after. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:10, 20 September 2010 (UTC)

My first console game and my first home computer...
Souvenirs, Souvenirs (800xl)... Yseron - 81.251.22.158 00:25, 21 September 2010 (UTC)

Urgoz
what is left of the people that still play gw wont put a foot in urgoz warren if they dont have the following recipe: - a perma - a rit spam - a panic mesmer - a ua - a hb - a full cons set - a brain

I forgot the usual: i'm a nub.

gw can die. Yseron - 90.14.96.153 21:02, 21 September 2010 (UTC)

Killroy training camp
You will be a dwarf, my son... Yseron - 90.15.48.191 23:54, 22 September 2010 (UTC)

For consumables addicts
The Gulnar's song. Yseron - 90.29.53.214 22:43, 24 September 2010 (UTC)

Wanting to play with others make you look like a bad person
New World Record: a 1 sec kick ! Serge Yseron 11:34, 26 September 2010 (UTC)

1: standing by...2: standing by...3: standing by
Remember when we heard this for the first time ? What pissed me off was the music that ruined the whole thing. And it it still does... Yseron - 86.209.69.70 23:30, 27 September 2010 (UTC)

Ya ya
I have no idea what the schnitzel he told me.

Serge Yseron 21:16, 28 September 2010 (UTC)
 * His grammar is terrible, but he is asking if "they" can switch builds.  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  19:53, 29 September 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the translation. I think he whispered me by error because he was not in our grp. Yseron - 90.15.53.65 23:24, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

Ode to Kristen Perry
Nobody does it better... Yseron - 90.15.181.77 19:00, 1 October 2010 (UTC)

Flawless victory
Subaru Quasar: your rez sig have resigned. Yseron - 90.15.181.77 23:12, 1 October 2010 (UTC)

Our grand mother talk: the audience is listening
We are close to get an almost clear view of a composite image of our mother, Saggitarius A. She gives birth every 400 million years. If you want want to hear the fossil noise of the universe's birth you can check nobel prizes Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson's records. Yseron - 90.29.48.226 23:06, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

Arachni poison "bug"
Could you provide details about where to stand that you consider to be bugged? Your current description makes it sound like the general problem the game has with dealing with corners, stairs, bridges, and so forth, e.g. that ranged attacks fail from the same location that touch skills succeed, e.g. that NPCs disappear on at certain angles, e.g. that you can get stuck pathing to a target around the corner.

I'm not suggesting this isn't a bug. I'm saying it sounds like a well-documented one. Thanks! &mdash; Tennessee Ernie Ford ( TEF ) 20:19, 3 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes I can ! It's in the screenshot. 109.213.24.188 20:47, 3 October 2010 (UTC)

A million amusing ways to play with logic - today: ghosts hunters
Amusing facts about ghosts: 1 None of our furry ancestors with pointy sticks ever painted them on a cave wall 2 There is no known ghost of neanderthal 3 There is no knwon ghost of a porn actress 4 Ghosts never find peace on earth but we arent facing a ghost population problem yet 5 We never heard the possibility that there might be ghosts of extra terrestrial beeings 6 They are spoted only in houses, cemeteries, dead towns or caves, any other place sucks, even if it saw more than a billion deaths since earth exist 7 They always show up at midnight or any other fixed time . ..

Conclusion: 1 To become a ghost you must have invented the theory of relativity 2 Neanderthals cant even hit once for 'yes' and twice for 'no' 3 They are censured 4 Ghosts invented a compression algorythm 5 Only humans can become ghosts. Yeah, we rule... 6 If you erase all these places from earth, they are fucked 7 They got an integrated daylight saving time indicator and possibly a coordinated universal time(UTC) software (MicroghostTM) with them so they can always show up at the right time, be it summer time or not . ..

Yseron 86.209.193.180 18:03, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

Humor
The miraclehappened: I am 10 years old again :) 86.64.70.44 11:44, 6 October 2010 (UTC)
 * PS: Humor was invented by a neanderthal who accidentally droped a big rock on the foot of his neighbor.

Moo Box Satanicus
The return. Yseron - 90.9.249.21 17:11, 6 October 2010 (UTC)

DukeWare
Rock me baby. Blackout Joe - 109.213.34.151 00:22, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Screenshot lost
After diving in my oldest screenies i think i definitely lost it, but basicly it was the most wonderfull exemple of diversity in AB. The discussion was something like this: player A: - gives directives in english - player B: "Scusa, je dont habla deutch, que happening ?"

Yseron - 109.213.34.151 02:23, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Photoshop Disasters
Bad photoshops is bad. Yseron - 90.14.97.116 17:49, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Calculator
I'm not sure of what it calculates because half of my titles are not there... Yseron - 109.213.36.129 21:29, 10 October 2010 (UTC)
 * It only takes into account what you have brought to your Hall of Monuments.  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  11:05, 11 October 2010 (UTC)
 * I exposed all the titles for wich i did never hit the display button, but even after that they wont show in the calculator. Nevermind, these are just toys for kids. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:23, 11 October 2010 (UTC)

Bad acting
Serge Yseron 21:39, 10 October 2010 (UTC)

A million amusing ways to play with logic - today: the big boss, God
If you want to believe, you can still shield yourself with the belief that god's form is not his real one. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 16:14, 12 October 2010 (UTC)

Hom discussions in this wiki
Marketing have a logic of its own. Its primary goal is to have you buy all the expensions. You get the titles, but it's anet that get the fame. Yseron - 90.14.226.160 22:25, 12 October 2010 (UTC)

Swinging on a star
Tried to find the best remix (according to my tastes) of the Rainbow Road sound track. This one came close second. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:13, 13 October 2010 (UTC)

Krongsak
Because sometimes, even if you got a 75% chance to block, it's better to run. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 16:24, 13 October 2010 (UTC)

The reason you dont let fans sing
2012 is nothing compared to this. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 09:54, 15 October 2010 (UTC)

Les cyber trouducs
Toi aussi, deviens un vrai cyber trouduc. Yseron - 81.251.146.22 05:15, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

Ray Harryhausen
90 Years ! Happy Birthday ! Yseron - 81.251.20.175 14:55, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

Even in TV series with high standards...
This one will go complete my personnal collection: in an episode of Columbo a murderer sneak into a room...alone. Well, quite not alone, they forgot to verify the camera angle for the mirror in one take :)

Serge Yseron 21:54, 19 October 2010 (UTC)

Stupidus Agravatus
I sold by error an expensive dye to the wrong merchant for 1 gold. I rule. Yseron - 90.15.50.254 21:21, 20 October 2010 (UTC)

GW2 and dPVS
Umbra dPVS demo (the technology that will be used in gw2): "Here's a screenshot from one of the new SurRender Umbra demos. Umbra is a commercial visibility determination library that can be plugged into any 3D rendering engine to handle early culling of hidden objects (hierarchical VF culling, occlusion culling, portal culling, contribution culling). The library supports completely dynamic scenes and requires no visibility pre-processing.

This real-time demonstration shows how objects can be "on-demand loaded" from massive world databases. The demo loads objects from a database file when they become "almost visible". The loading never stalls the rendering - if an object hasn't been loaded in time, it is not rendered until its data has been fully streamed in. Objects that have not been visible for a while are removed from the database and swapped back to the disk."

Implementing streaming is quite trivial (althought your first one can in general be a nightmare to debug), but dPVS culling will be a real plus for gw2 and will be necessary to render scenes with high objects/polys count on machines with humble specs. My old pc says thanks anet.

Yseron - 90.9.251.71 10:05, 21 October 2010 (UTC)

MMORPG web series
Good fxs but...it's not in english. More than 20 episodes already. Yseron - 90.14.227.141 14:27, 22 October 2010 (UTC)

Sometimes it takes someone 's error to give you ideas...
A mysterious joker took the quest while all the 8 of us were standing near the reaper... But we did it.

I got an idea !

Serge Yseron 00:22, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

Toys for necromancers childs
The undead barbie ! Yseron - 81.251.151.28 03:51, 24 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Mattel out of its mind: barbie horror collection. Yseron - 81.251.151.28 03:56, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

This year i wont do the same error
Prepare the stacks !

Serge Yseron 12:41, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Nonsense for eles with no senses
I heard an ele saying: "finding a grp as an ele is hard and playing an ele takes skills". At this point i think you are like me, in the coma. GW2, with the absence of monk and tank will sort it out for them. Yseron - 90.29.48.79 19:27, 25 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Finding a group as the most underpowered profession in the game is hard? Gee, I wonder why...  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  19:51, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

If...
- If you dont know if you should take a quest, dont take any - If you dont know what quest to take then dont take any quest - If you ask which quest you must take, do it before you take a quest - If you keep being striped to death, stop casting more costly enchantments - If you know that they smite hexs, dont spam hexs - If you know they hit hard but they are snared, dont sit there waiting for them to blow your unique remaining neurone - If you are a barrage ranger and you think you helped against foes that got 1000 heath and hit for 175, go back to school - If you still go to school, stay there some more - If you dont know who is Darwin, stay there for even more - If you dont plan to stay for long, dont join - If you're going to eat in 10 minutes, dont join - If you know you have to take the dog out in 10 minutes, dont join - If you know your parents are going to stop you from playing, dont join - If you're the kind that rage-quit for things like "omg he get all the ectos, i get none", dont join

Serge Yseron 16:01, 27 October 2010 (UTC)

LF english teacher...
Shadowy remains of dark darkness...ARRRRGGGHHH all this does not make any sens when you dont speak english !!!!

Serge Yseron 16:43, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

For once...
For once i found some mature people to party with. It all went smoothly and i even learnt some new tricks that eliminate completely the risks that go with the most didficult quests.

But still it rely heavely, very heavely, on invulnerability...

Serge Yseron 03:59, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Shadow form / obsi flesh etc: remove these from the game...
...and we will talk about difficulty. Yseron - 90.29.49.136 04:07, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree with you, as long as this shit is in the game (and even though I main monk, I still say Spell Breaker is no exception), PvE cannot be hard.  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  10:02, 30 October 2010 (UTC)

Of movies....
This one was not hard to catch but required some luck: in an episode where Columbo is after an ilusionist, the said ilusionist walk onto a wall-to-wall carpet. But the french dubbers forgot to stop adding the sound of shoes walking on concrete... So i wanted to be sure it wasnt an exclusive error of the dubbers and i tried again. Original version: no shoes-walking-on-concrete sounds, french: shoes-walking-on-concrete sounds. I give only a note of 6/10 because it was not an error of the production staff. Serge Yseron 22:05, 30 October 2010 (UTC)

Of vampires movies...
I saw for the first time the movie tittled 30 Days Of Night (dont buy the sequel). It's the first movie that i found to be good since "From Dusk Till Dawn 1" and other horror jewels. But among other things, here is what entertained me: - In a scene we learn that the heros have been hidding in an attic for 7 days and that they havent been using the closets that are located downstairs during this time. It means that both the vampires and the heros....have no noses. Note to the assets manager: next time add at least a bucket so that we dont think they did trash their underwears. Yseron - 81.251.150.22 22:12, 30 October 2010 (UTC)

Teens videos with hard rock music
I want one with apocalyptic/end of the world/noisy/cataclysmic music where you: - Do your homeworks - Find a job - Raise a family

XxX Dark Shadowy Underground Ninja Of Killers That Kill Death Till it's Dead 2000 XxX have fled, turning off heavy metal music

Yseron - 81.251.23.142 13:59, 31 October 2010 (UTC)

Gaile outclassed
Serge Yseron 01:05, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

Of tutorials and accessibility, motivation and synergy ...
Some facts: - Players are driven by their motivations - The primary sources of motivation are rewards and, hopefully, the fun that comes with obtaining these rewards - Most players skip tutorials - Most players dont know what is gw wiki - Those players are those who are the most in need of accessing tutorials and gw wiki

Questions: - How to make those players eager to be more knowledgeable ? - How to make the information more appealing ?

Some thoughts: - We know that rewards drive people to be more participative - We know that official contests have a great success with players - We know that un-official contests cant reach the level of participation that the official ones reach

What about an anet's weekly/monthly quiz, focused on some knowledges that anet know some players lack in general ? The quiz would introduce the diffculties tied to a specific area/mission or whatever. It would contain 2 parts: 1)The first part would be a kind of documentary with notes from the designers. 2)The second part would be a quiz that you can answer once you did read the devs notes. A price would be offered to those who provided the right answers...

Pros: - Provide an additional way to make the comunnity paticipate - Provide an additional opportunity for the devs to communicate about their work - Bring knowledge

Cons: - The devs want the players to discover things by themselves and encourage diversity that's why:
 * 1) Everybody use the same pvx builds
 * 2) An abnormal amount of skills descriptions and translations are wrong

- The learning curve that everyone skip would be even more useless with this - It would require some activity from the community staff - Keeping people ignorant is what gives you power over things

Yseron - 109.213.29.120 20:43, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

Experimenting
I now know that a discord/necrose, a spoil victor and (at a lesser extent) a ss build work in the uw even without permas. What i want to try next is to Grenth Balance dhuum in order to shorten the fight by 20 minutes. Yseron - 109.213.159.194 15:15, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Talking about it grant me an instant kick. So be it, let's forget about it. Yseron - 109.213.159.194 18:01, 2 November 2010 (UTC)

5 ~6 secs
I dont even understand why this is a zaishen quest. Serge Yseron 18:58, 2 November 2010 (UTC)

Those blue drops that are not gold...
They literally rain over tyria, but guess what ? Players dont look at the price of what's in it, they look if it's gold.... And after that you wonder why some eternal new comers always complain that they are poor. Yseron - Serge Yseron 22:13, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I do. I always wonder why people buy these so much (that's why the price is high i guess) when they're pretty common drops. - J.P.[[Image:User J.P. sigicon.png| ]] Talk  11:31, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Aidan is a booty lover
Serge Yseron 04:46, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

From now on
for every single pve barrage ranger that wipe a team in wich i am, i will make sure 2 barrage rangers get the worst game experience of their life. Yseron - 90.48.130.155 18:46, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Of warriors and monks
Today i remembered why i finshed to hate to play a warrior with pugs. I told that monk to disable hexs on his heros bars. He said ok. My reward was shatter hexs x 10. Beside that i discovered that Club Of A Thousand Bears hit through blindness and blocks. Great skill... Yseron - 90.48.130.155 22:09, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

First digital picture
1957, here. Yseron - 90.48.130.155 22:35, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

If you are bored, you look this. Please, you watch
Why go to a movie theater when the movie can come to you ? -> Raiders of the Lost Jedi Temple of Doom. Yseron - 90.48.130.155 23:40, 4 November 2010 (UTC)