User:Halogod35/Contest/GW balance

Contest!

It's been a while... It really has, all of the good/fun people have left by now. But that doesn't mean I can still try to restore the good old days of playing contests of random shit and rage over the medals I give you. :P Now that school's over (for the summer), I can start back up on this stuff. :DD

Since this wiki has changed from an official law and order place to a place full of trolls raging about how A-net sucks, I decided to make a contest that pretty much fits the theme here. Make me laugh by trying your best: A-net ups GUILDWARS still won't be balanced by the time... (Insert bad joke here). I will actually just submit one joke just to get the ball rolling. Also, sign with 3 tilds, I don't really care about the time.

I know GW is SRS BZNS, but that doesn't mean you can never have fun every once in a while. Besides, this is something to do while you wait for the mesmer update to cool down in PvP.

Oh, another thing, limit your jokes to 3.

Judgement
This joke, which was unfunny, held the best truth in it's statement : Adrin wins the truth award.

Jokes

 * 1) A-net still won't be balanced by the time Why Are We Fighting? and Salome finish their chess game →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]←
 * No, I mean, imagine ANet being balanced. Don't you mean Guild Wars? ;) &mdash; Why [[Image:User Why s.png|User talk:Why]] 16:56, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * "I Meant to Do That!" →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 22:55, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) GUILD WARS still won't be balanced by the time Auron admits that Super Igor is the most intelligent GW player ever. -- Tha Reckoning
 * 2) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time Guild Wars Five comes out. -- R i ddle
 * 3) The wiki does a good job documenting the game. User Why balance.png]] &mdash; Why [[Image:User Why s.png
 * 4) Guild Wars still won't be balanced when all PvP formats have forcably been reduced to 1v1 because of lack of players. 94.209.65.245
 * 5) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time every skill in the game is inevitably Smiter's Boon'd. - Mei Fen
 * 6) Guild Wars STILL won't be balanced by the time Anet releases DS/PSP Clients of all the GW Campaigns like other MMOs. 173.88.136.15
 * 7) Guild Wars still won't be balenced by the time FleshAndFaith discovers an elite she cnat make a build from. Yay Killing Charr talk 19:27, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) GW STILL wont be balanced by the time permas &(nerfed) Ursans get some skill User The_Scythe_Has_Fallen_Sig.png The Scythe Has Fallen Ω|Ω talk Ω|Ω
 * 9) Guild Wars still wont be balanced by the time Bill Gates files for bankruptcy. Sonic Monday User Da Sonic Sig2.png
 * 10) Guild Wars still wont be balanced by the time a troll gets laid --User The_Scythe_Has_Fallen_Sig.png The Scythe Has Fallen Ω|Ω talk Ω|Ω
 * 11) Guild Wars still wont be balenced by the time Nick stops making us kill innocent creatures for his own evil gains Yay Killing Charr talk
 * 12) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time Mr. and Mrs. Thackeray get to business. -~=Ϛρѧякγ  User Sparky, the Tainted guided sig.png  (τѧιк)
 * 13) Basicly the same as above, but involving 99 of these -- Nei l2250   ,    Portal Jumper User Neil2250 sig icon6.png
 * 14) GW still won't be balanced by the end of this contest User The_Scythe_Has_Fallen_Sig.png The Scythe Has Fallen Ω|Ω talk Ω|Ω
 * 15) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time there's no more end of the world dates. -- Unending   ♥  fear  User Unendingfear Sig2.png
 * 16) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time trolls disappear from the internet. -- Unending   ♥  fear  User Unendingfear Sig2.png
 * I fail at this 3: -- Unending   ♥  fear  User Unendingfear Sig2.png 14:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time my Magikarp forgets how to Splash. Sonic Wednesday User Da Sonic Sig2.png
 * 2) The duration of my ban is "Until Guild Wars is balanced." ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]]
 * Ouch. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 03:30, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Guild Wars 2 won't be balanced because Izzy is 'balancing' skills  dark  chaos   21:13, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Guild Wars still will not be balanced until Ilr becomes optimistic. -- E lven C haos  [[Image:User Elven Chaos RiftEdit.jpg|19px|Elven's Talk Page]]
 * 3) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time they release Duke Nukem Forever. - Mei Fen
 * 4) Guild Wars won't be balanced until this joke is funny. [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 12:20, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Guild Wars won't be balanced until Duke Nukem Forever released.--I Unhealable I 10:17, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Mei Fen beat you to that joke. -- E lven C haos  [[Image:User Elven Chaos RiftEdit.jpg|19px|Elven's Talk Page]]
 * Don't feed the troll :o - Mei Fen 23:48, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Guild Wars still wont be balanced by the time Igor is unbanned, Oshit he is!-- Neil  2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Guild Wars wont be balanced till an assasin stops attacking through empathy. (*Casts Death Nova on Assasin*)-- Neil  2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) Guild Wars still wont be balanced until i become a bureaucrat.-- Neil   2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) Guild Wars will be balanced when a mesmer doesent have a hex on thier skill bar.-- Neil  2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Guild Wars 2 coming out in 250 years.-- Neil  2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) Guild Wars will be a 8-bit game. now you can play it and space invaders without difference!-- Neil  2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) Guild Wars wont be balanced untill the great destroyer drinks tea with the lich.-- Neil  2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) Guild Wars wont be balanced by the time i finish these GW balance things....              see?-- Neil   2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 17:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * *cough* *cough* Neil... --  Unending  <font color="#e70039"> ♥  <font color="#18186b">fear  User Unendingfear Sig2.png 17:47, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll just chop off the rest of them, taking the first 3 ones. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Guild Wars will be balanced when they finally realize players just use it for a chat client so they just remove all skills and weapons from the game. -- adrin [[Image:User_Adrin_mysig.jpg|20px]] 01:52, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Guild Wars still won't be balanced by the time Russians stop laughing at us. <font color="#0AA">-~=Ϛρѧякγ User Sparky, the Tainted guided sig.png <font color="#0AA">(τѧιк)
 * 3) Guild Wars won't be balanced untill the DFS sale ends -- Nick 123  User Nick123 sig.jpg 19:19, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Elaborate. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 20:15, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Well the DFS sale has been going on for about that past 4 years and never seems to stop having a sale :) -- Nick 123  User Nick123 sig.jpg 18:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Guild wars still won't be balanced by the time a Prius becomes a manly gas-guzzler. <font color="#0AA">-~=Ϛρѧякγ User Sparky, the Tainted guided sig.png <font color="#0AA">(τѧιк)
 * 2) Guildwars still wont be balanced by the time this Russian Dog stops laughing at us.-- Neil   2250  User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 07:27, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) In Soviet Russia, Guild Wars (im)balances you. 173.88.136.15 01:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)