Guild:Rider Of The Apocalypse

Rider Of The Apocalypse [ROTA]
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Rider of the Apocalypse is a medium-size, laid-back guild that was started during the pre-pre-beta event in the Summer of 1923. The guild has a large collection of friendly people, we do all kinds of PvE and the occasional PvP. We have no requirements of any sort, as we think you should play the game at your own pace. Finally, because of our amazing PvP record, we are graced with a 9th skill slot.

History
ROTA was founded in the beta of Prophecies. Even early on, it was apparent that ROTA was destined for greatness. When Guild Wars went live, ROTA almost perished. Every single person left ROTA to start their own guild, and be their own guild leader. All except one man, that is. His name was Otto Bot, and this is his story. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where he spent most of his days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

The original guild was created in summer, 1923. At that time, the servers could only handle one person and were connected by telegram.

1944 - We held the Hall of Heroes and demanded the surrender of Nazi Germany, causing Hitler to kill himself due to his jealousy.

1964 - Anet begins deploying Luxon teams into Vietnam in an effort to push back the battle lines North and halt the advance of communism. ROTA assists by avoiding the main battle zones and instead capturing village after village. This tactic is largely ineffective as the villages are simply recaptured shortly after, but also in part because too many hippies are AFKing back in the States and leeching off of our soldiers.

1970 - ROTA defeats Sauron. Middle-Earth is saved from annihilation, yet again.

1975 - With the introduction of Hard Mode, US/Anet forces in Vietnam quickly DP out and are no longer resurrected, forcing them to resign out of the war. Players complain that, "This map is so unbalanced, I hate it. I'm going to RA."

2004 - ROTA finally decides to allow other people to play the live version of Guild Wars, GvG against zombies was proving too easy.

2006 - Pie joins guild. *throws brick*

2007 - Due to an economic collapse, Arena Net injects thousands of Ectos into Guild Wars' economy as part of a stimulus package. For weeks the price of ectos is only 1g, further worsening the crisis. ROTA saves the day by edge-bombing japan.

2012 - NOTHING HAPPENED.

2016 - The great reindeer uprising of 2016 is thwarted by a massive attack by Vow Of Strength dervs.

2017 - Sauron won again.

that was only slightly plagiarized. Also, dicks. That is all.

Notable Achievements
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Babyz For Breakfast Smurf : Fucking awesome.

Babyz For Breakfast : [http://www.guildwars.com/competitive/hero_ladder/show_hero.php?name=Babyz%2BFor%2BBreakfast%26amp%3Blang%3Den Here. Semi-removed.]

Pet Dunkoro : REMOVED

Recruitment
We are a very elitist guild, you must have at least one copy of Guild Wars to join and only money-hoarding, hook-nosed orthodox jews are accepted.

Contact Information
Forum (relatively dead): http://rota.informe.com/forum/index.php

Real Forum (also dead): http://rotaforum.informe.com/

Website (dead): http://www.rota-site.webs.com/

why did we even put that there?

Leader: Siril Frein Officers: Mysterias Stranger, Ixl Deliverance Ixl, Flare Bunny, Limbo Sang, Lanoi Re, Dervish Panthera, Spirit From Below, Red Undead Necro

Working class: Yokoyama Asumi, Thoughtful Red Owl, Nuking Destroyer, etc.