User talk:Serge Yseron/Archive2

The way it is
1 minute stuck, a stuck command that does nothing, a timer that never end. A game that you dont play, and anet employees that say that everything is fine. - Serge Yseron 02:13, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, cheating in RA and godmode in PvE which are both allowed by anet. They even encourage it. Koda Kumi [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]] talk 22:52, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Fow: Be a barrage ranger or be kicked
Always the same comments : "Ask him to ping build, i am sure he does not have barrage" Always the same result : "omg, kick that noob, he dont have barrage" 3 years... 3 campaigns...

Serge Yseron 13:56, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

My best bad idea of these last 3 years
To tell some alliance battle new comers to attack the base defender. They did it... Serge Yseron 16:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Mesmers Land
What the h.. I got to get out of *umph*...too late ! Maybe if I *clic*... or if I *clac* "#$@%&"!...argggh.. HEAL !

List of weird things
I will list them as I recall them... Weird thing 1 - Fact: Spikes of ingame malvolent actions occur during the weekend. - Report: Nobody at ANet work during the weekend on a regular basis, it prevent them to react quickly enough. - Conclusion: They are like the rest of us, they need to take a rest, we cant blame them. Human nature exploiting human nature...

Weird thing 2 - Fact: ANet run weekly events in order to try to revive some forgoten areas of the game - Report: After 2 days the state of the game return to what it was before the event - Conclusion: I begin to think that these events have another purpose. I dont know wich yet.

Weird thing 3 - Fact: No matter what ANet do, leavers and leechers are more present than ever. - Report: ANet say it would be worse if they really wasnt doing nothing. - Conclusion: They did not yet think to remove what bring leechers and leavers to the game. But maybe they dont want to ?

Weird thing 4 - Fact: Players often ask for usefull features. - Report: The more an option is susefull, the less it have a chance of landing in a guildwars build. - Conclusion: The more an option is usefull, the more it must be complicated for the devs to add it to the game

Weird thing 5 - Fact: If you report a bug to anet they tell you that there are no such things in gw. - Report: You might read in an update note that althought it was not a bug, it have been fixed because it allowed an exploit. - Conclusion: Bugs dont exist in gw and i am the queen of england

Yseron - 90.9.251.2 16:00, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Admin Gaile and Regina Buenaobra I online
They are often online these days.. what are they preparing... Yseron - 86.209.64.48 22:59, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

And some folks say...he's up there still
- 10K to the first person who find whom i am talking about... Yseron - 90.29.48.84 19:50, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Jeremiah Jonhson. I owe me 10K. Yseron - 81.251.23.164 10:20, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Gentlemen discussion
A nice and quiet discussion, gentlemen style. I keep a track of it here in order to: 1) Improve my english 2) Use the inspiration magic line of memsers to make this style mine. Yseron - 90.28.205.242 10:56, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Regina and izzy interview
Couldnt find it on gwguru. Tried to to retrieve regina list of posts but i was asked to register. It reminded me that i once have been baned for not agreeing with a moderator who must still think that i'm not ascended because i was saying that barage is not the answer to every problem. I will continue to ignore this site that dont want you. Yseron - 90.29.51.45 18:06, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
 * I almost forgot this:
 * [[File:User Serge Yseron guru combo.jpg]]

Peace And Harmony
Maybe ANet way to say random pugs to gtf out of aliance battles. Their wish may be granted. Yseron - 86.209.193.119 22:39, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I found a way to make fun of PnH monks (i dont think they like me that much after that) which transformed the usual: "resign, our faction got a pnh monk" into "oh sh...". Unfortunately this skill is still so strong that all they had to do to counter this was to systematicaly bring another PnH monk. With the recent buffs for self-sufiency, the battle can be resumed in "we cant die and you will soon have no energy left". But however, i know what to do now when one of those PnH arise, without having to bring a mesmer specially designed to weacken those "free wins" teams. Yseron - 90.9.120.168 22:30, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Lightning reflexes
I did read somewhere that someone was able to make 250ms (1/4s) interrupts. I might become interested the day he can do that with 500ms latency. You get the picture. Yseron - 90.48.128.226 21:40, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Tanks
By seeing how pve players cant achieve anything in the fow without a tank I have come to think that it must be the brain of the team. Yseron - 90.28.75.190 13:24, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Kanai / Ancestral Lands Doors bug fixed
2 years and a few thousand biased victories late... Yseron - 90.28.83.210 13:43, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
 * In fact, it is not. Yseron - 90.15.61.59 19:50, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Something unusual this evening
Mass leavers and leechers luxon side at etnarans. What's going on ?... Yseron - 90.9.252.141 18:25, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Leavers and leechers seem to be calmed down for the moment. We also witnessed a strange grp of players among the oponents, each having Nancy in their name (like Glob Of Nancyplasm) who played with shadow steps, without caping or fighting. After a moment their allies resigned, disgusted by the "nancy" behaviour of their "friends". Maybe one day AB will return to normal matchs of 12vs12 for more than 2 battles in a row... Yseron - 90.9.252.141 19:25, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Random pugs slowly fading away...
And me along with them. However, i dont have enough time to play all day long or form a coordinated team. Yseron - 90.14.225.230 20:09, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Self sufficients
The futur of AB is self-sufficient hordes of dwayna dervishes with PnH monks. Yseron - 90.29.176.98 19:43, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Genius Operated Living Enchanted Manifestation
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJJQ0zNNOM Do not focus on the first seconds of this movie, wait for the man to kick the robot on an icy surface ( at 0:36 precisely ) and admire the pure genius. With this kind of performance, all it takes to get hired by the NASA is to tell them hello]. Yseron - 90.29.176.98 00:04, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Archived ?
Could not find a suggestion i had made some time ago about additional rewards for completing existing quests with handicaps. Yseron - 90.29.176.98 02:07, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Remember
Remember all the cute guys who did almost rage on everyone because they wanted at least 2 party members to screw their build just to bring EoE in Urgoz Warren ? I just learn today by a game designer that EoE is not mandatory at all. Thanks again to all the experts of the game who pretended that it was. The number of parties that have been aborted because of that is not a small one. Thanks again to these "experts". Proud to be GW player... Yseron - 90.28.72.214 20:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Most "experts" are just people who are expert at searching this wiki or guru and copying everything written. Oh, there are lots of them out there. Koda Kumi [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]] talk 20:33, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Z combats
For the first time i have been able to HA. 3 runs, and 2 wining streaks for 2 of them ( no guild grp in either sides ). But more importantly, tons of fun like with that SF eles team that we bested just by spreading, we were one man short ( a disconnection ). Yseron - 90.15.61.59 20:02, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

What the hell...
am i going to do with an axe of the kinslayer on a necro ? Yseron - 90.29.53.233 23:16, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Elite Speed Boost ( leet shout: "Activate the Roger Troutman !" )
Here

No.
I want to reward good players. I will check what i can do for that with someone at anet. Yseron - 86.209.198.5 21:16, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I have posted some preliminary questions related to the contest on Gaile's page and have been redirected to the comunity team's page. As soon as i got a confirmation that i can reward a legit player, i will post the rules and eligibility details of the "Untamed" contest. Yseron - 86.209.198.5 23:14, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Pending discussion with Regina to know if the contest will be brough to life. Yseron - 90.15.183.117 20:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I will soon know. Yseron - 90.15.179.211 19:13, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Project aborted for technical reasons: nor I or ArenaNet is able to verify
 * - The authenticity of a screenshot.
 * - The context in wich a mission or instance have been completed ( which could be have been solved with all inventory panels opened on a screenshot taken at the begining of the instance ).
 * Or if you prefer, I cant reward good players. Yseron - 90.15.179.211 20:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Or can I ? Yseron - 90.14.228.141 11:32, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Scramble
Throw your enchantments in the trash bin, forget your titles, put those consumables away. In one month a player will have the opportunity to win 1000K. You will be welcome to spread the word once i will have posted the eligibility / rules / other details, and a public announcement. Yseron - 90.14.228.141 11:31, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I have begun to prepare a video for the event (with my tiny knowledges and a cheap software...). The theme inspired me so much that i started to train my noobish kung fu moves against a pillow. I will get back to the contest page after that. Yseron - 90.15.187.64 20:02, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * The pillow won. Yseron - 90.15.187.64 20:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I have chosen the final music theme for the video: The Game Of Death. Yseron - 90.15.187.64 22:59, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Here's the video. Cant go back now...Let's do it ! Yseron - 90.15.182.149 00:04, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * A recent post reminded me to modify the contest rules so that we dont end up with 4 teams of 4 ursans for the contest...wich would be more than dumb for a prize like this. Yseron - 90.9.251.157 23:13, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Cant happen, Ursan is a pve skill. All is ok. Yseron - 90.9.251.157 23:30, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * If Izzy is the only contestant he will be the default winner and will have solid arguments against those who tell him to learn to play. 6h 37minutes - 1 resurection. Yseron - 81.251.150.39 14:30, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Best jokes are the shorter ones. No player named Izzy ever registered as a contestant. But the idea of people worrying about him winning this contest amused me. Yseron - 81.251.150.39 14:55, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Lore put to use
If i somewhat succeed in interesting one player or two with a contest, the next step will be a "The Mysterious Cities Of Gold" treasure quest like, with hints to retrieve all over the worlds of Tyria using all the lores you possess. This would also be a 1000K price. Yseron - 86.209.67.246 13:26, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Just for myself > those were the years when every young man like me knew who was Ian Livingstone, the guy behind the "Mcog" stylish look of Tomb Raider. Yseron - 86.209.67.246 13:41, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Pinder Circus
Perma pre, Speed Clear, Pro runner...

What next ? Perma Pro Runners Of Pre's Speed Clears ? Maybe we begin to get too old for this modern logic. Yseron - 86.209.70.203 21:31, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Goals
To look as good in a suit as James Bond. This guy got class. Yseron - 90.15.63.168 00:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

This make me wonder...
Any news on NCSoft law suits ? Job offer for corporate attorney says that:

Description

CORPORATE ATTORNEY:

The fundamental requirements for this position are:

(...) experience etc.
 * Admission and member in good standing of the bar of the State of Texas
 * Strong academics, large law firm and/or in-house experience
 * Minimum of 4+ years of legal experience, including transactional and intellectual property or intellectual property litigation

Yseron - 90.15.179.214 16:52, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A glance at NCSoft jobs offers for a better understanding
Did take a look at several jobs offers of NCSoft that were aimed at giving a post in Bellevue, WA.

Suddenly I feel I may love this company for what they ask to candidats is what we so much expected from the live team.

Several details also provide a better view on what the live team is really doing at their own initiative, and what they would be asked to do anyway (saying that, i have to keep in mind that it might actually be a member of the live team who did write the offer before sending it to NC for publishing).

These offers also reveal some interesting aspects of what we can espect for gw2.

Yseron - 90.15.179.214 17:13, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


 * By judging what they ask from their multi-core programmers (Bellevue, again) with lock-free data structures we might see some GREAT improvments in GW2, and maybe even in GW1. Yseron - 90.15.179.214 17:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * If the devs could also completely eliminate the stuck problem in alliance battle that would make my day. Yseron - 90.15.48.213 11:26, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * What? Devs fixing problems? Since when are they doing such things?

Koda Kumi talk 13:18, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Events
I will soon have a proof that "events" that offer a real reward for a real effort is not something ArenaNet is ready to aknowledge. To create an event you must do something like this: go in an outpost, get near a npc that have been babling the same stuff for 3 years, type the dance emote, start a firework that is not even close to what could be done with old 8-bits computers, and use your power of illusion to try and make people think: "wow, it's special, it's an event". Yseron - 90.9.123.176 14:49, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I have to apologise to ArenaNet, the contest is now on the community hosted events page. Yseron - 90.9.123.176 18:00, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * The hunt is on huh? I will see what I can do. Koda Kumi [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]] talk 21:41, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * By the way, how are you thinking about weapon spells? Koda Kumi [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]] talk 20:27, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I think they are cool. Use them as you see fit, if they dont go against the rules of this contest that no one beside you will enter ( making of you the default winner ). Yseron - 90.15.62.153 23:38, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Old Tombs and New Zquests
Nothing changed. You hear lots of "pro", "perma" and other "order mm or bip" and you end up H/Hing it if you want to clear it AND have fun with your bar. Yseron - 90.29.52.22 20:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I forgot lolage/pet rangers that end up runing in circle when something went wrong because as soon as something goes through they are fucked. Yseron - 90.29.52.22 20:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Can I ask...
Why you never log in to this account but instead post on IP's? Mini Me   20:13, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Because i'm the Queen of England. Mini Moo - 86.209.64.146 20:32, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
 * More seriously, i dont know - Serge Yseron 20:32, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
 * lol okay. I just find it a bit strange :\ Mini Me  [[Image:User Mini Me sig.png|19px|talk]] 14:20, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Nonsens
I want to play with people so i try hard to find an outpost with more than 2 guys that are not farmers. When i finally suceed, they wont join because they dont understand why i want to play without charging them a fee. So this is where gw has gone... Yseron--90.9.127.56 22:47, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
 * No, gW has gone to ZQs. Backsword 22:52, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Forgewight and Scourge Sacrifice on summit zealots
= lol. Yseron - 86.209.71.155 18:30, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

A brief state of the game for a dead game
- Population - Lion Arch: 5 opened districts Keineng: 3 opened districts Kamadan: 7 active districts Other outposts over the 3 campaigns: empty

- Bad habits - People who know how to play without an A/El: very few Rangers that still use elemental damages against other rangers: a lot ( no change here ) Pve warriors that use conjure something by reflex because they saw it out of context in alliance battles: a lot Pve warriors that still use high cost enchantments turned against themselves by necros and mesmers: a lot ( no change here ) Pve warriors that systematically attack a target other than the one called or prepared for them so that there is no way it can survive more than 5 secs: a lot ( since day one ) Monks that still dont know that Defender's Zeal can keep you full on energy infinitely with few attr pts against physical dmgs dealers: a lot

GOLD: Assasins that look at you wondering what they must do when you call a target in urgoz warren that: cant block, cant be healed, cant receive enchantments, have a weaken armor, receive increased physical damages, move and attack 50% slower. They got a staff and daggers that deal fire damages because it looks cool in the character panel

etc

ArenaNet: douchbags factory since 2005.

Yseron - 90.15.54.212 15:04, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Zquest in hard mode: dopleganger and Jarimiya
The first one took me 10 secs, the second one 20 minutes. For jeremiya, and to my surprise, 4 warriors did really well. They dont evade mark of pain that much in hard mode. There are still people waiting for an A/El to complete this in hard mode, they are waiting since the quest became available. Somehow i am sad for them. Yseron - 90.9.248.55 21:18, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Note for myself: i wonder if someone ever thought of building his survivor title by repeatedly defeating the dopleganger in hm. This is dumb enough for titles farmer to do it. Yseron - 90.9.248.55 21:33, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
 * The exp reward is only given once, and as long as you are not already Weh no Su or haven't finished Hunted!. You could still try survivor'ing it for the 1k + kill exp, though.--Fighterdoken 21:40, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Too bad. The idea of a bots queueing for this was amusing me. Yseron - 90.9.248.55 21:47, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Heros AI
ArenaNet lost 2 potential customers who witnessed 2 heros going back and forth unable to stick to a target while the third decided to aggro the boss and his escort at tanakai in hm. I should get a medal for having completed this under those conditions. Yseron - 90.9.251.183 20:57, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Heroes should be removed from the game completely Koda Kumi [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]] talk 19:44, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Targeting
Heros dont follow the called target any more in hm. Yseron - 90.14.227.47 14:37, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Heros evading 1 dmg aoe's
The moment there is aoe dmgs, the moment your heros run in circle even if they could kill the called target in 4 seconds. Just a little effort more from anet and will swap dedfinitely to aion. Yseron - 90.15.52.202 18:18, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Note for myself: warrior heros mistake defy pain for evade pain. No point in defying pain and evading it when you take 1 aoe dmg pt every 2 secs. Yseron - 90.15.52.202 18:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Permas
Lost again a few K by paying the UW entrance to some pugs who wanted to discover uw but had the bad idea to accept a perma. It is notorious that perma always take unwanted guest because they find it funny to see new-comers die to a badly designed quest in term of setup. But what amuse me the most is that "Gw is their bitch", they "fuck gw in the ass" and anet cant do anything to them. I wont be sad for anet if they dont take action. And they wont take action. Yseron - 90.28.82.171 20:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Gw2 trailer
Where is the gameplay ? Yseron - 81.251.17.138 20:15, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Played with a gw offcial wiki member
Yesterday I had the opportunity for the first time to play with a member of this wiki known as whose toon was named Furyan Spirit. We did a fow with the usual events... player x dont like player y and leave, then player z leave because player x leaved etc. Ultimately we did not get far but at least we met a member of this wiki ingame. Yseron - 90.15.182.13 10:43, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Your talk page
Could you perhaps move it to a seperate page or something, that would be nice The preceding brainless comment was added by C4K3 (talk &bull; contribs) at 10:51, 23 August 2009 (UTC)