User:Serge Yseron

My Guild Hall
- Guild Hall

Things i would have liked to see in the game
- Dragon armor - Kitchen tool

My collection of anet leet customers
- Rigolux, king of the fun - Random chit-chat but more chit than chat

The Leech Files
- Do you still want to believe ?

Stradivarius Joe
Stradivarius is the only known member of the Lovisa Fan Club



= Punished ! = Another random pug... Today i learnt a new trick ! By standing on dhuum's path, you can prevent him from reaching its end quest position :)

= Once upon a time with random pugs =

= My new toy of the moment after the asuran scan ranger 200 dps : adrenaline = Or warriors like the average pve players dont want you to know they can be..

=Eva Favorite Quote Since The Addition Of Z Quests= My Alliance Battles Smell of Dead Rich Mere Mortals Among Consumables.

( I have never had so much fun since those godly players arrived for the Z challenges :) ) Yseron - 90.28.72.214 20:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Love Letters From Eva Fans Around The World
Eva Love Letters Collection

= Done on 2008/09/14 = - Res used: 2 (1 signet + 1 res scroll used on one hero) - Consumables used other than the res scroll: none - Invulnerability skills: none - Tanks: none - Bonder: none - Minions: none - Invoqued creatures (golem, imps etc): none

The fow is best owned listening Ennio Moricone's "My name is nobody". Dont try this at home. Serge Yseron 14:52, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

All runs: - Fastest KO on a menzy monk: 3 secondes with height advantage. In some of the fow areas failing this is not an option (I am the only damage dealer). - Fastest KO on a menzy warrior under the effect of "I will avenge you": 6 secondes without opportunity of height advantage and with timed interupt on heal signet to get the most of asura scan



. Savior of the Luxons(12) - alliance battles only . Savior of the Kurzicks(12) - some JQ in the end cause the last 300.000pts were disgusting, dull, boring grind . Unlockable things unlocked: all . Kobd(3)- i wanted the infinite torch because i sense that a not clever design will make us use it but i wont do the others. . misc: fow/uw/deep/urgoz/stygian veile - no ursan, no cons - might go back to DoA one of these days

= People need to believe in themselves =

- No tank - No obby - No shadow form - hm - A "resign we need a tank" ponctuated by a 395 dmg rocket - A lot of flap-flap



= Anet owned by the A-Net =



Chars:

. Stradivarius Joe (PVX) . Blackout Joe (PVP) . Dolemite Junior (PVP) . Claude Yseron (PVP) . Miss Eva Devine (PvX) . Jean Yseron (PvX, complete fow with a 4 men team (1+3 heros) at will) . Aargh Ouch Eurrrk (DELETED PVP) . Serge Yseron (older character - PvX, was clearing sorrow furnace on a dayly basis with a 3 men team (1+2 henchs) in the early days without invulnerability/cons/etc, was completing elona reach alone and without runing on a dayly basis with only a healing signet for support in the early days) . Mandatory For Uw  (I puke on this character but i got no choice, I constantly fight myself to not delete it) <-DELETED

= Misc: = - My favorite skill is not barrage ( except when the barrager plays in the opposing faction in alliance battles or get finished by a lvl5 critter in the crystal desert ). - If it's not a PUG, it aint funny.

Pve explained by General Morghan: - "I'd rather fight wurms than men. Natural obstacles are surmountable. Mankind is unpredictable, and therefore a greater threat."

= Selected Memories = - Leetness mimicry in the fow - Leetness mimicry in the fow 2, the return - To ascend or to not ascend ? - Imbalanced guild for an imbalanced map - Alliance battle players are real Gentlemen - To live or die by enchantments - GvG teams or how to fill AB with love - The spammer is your friend - An assassin "asking" to fight "fair" - JQ, the meta is your friend - Art - TOA trap - Soho Furnace 2 - Get up ! Get down ! - Get up ! Get green ! ... in KD paradise - Unsuspected encounter in the fow - Relaxed team, very enjoyable, with hierophant chest, i'll keep the names - I self heal, you self heal, we self heal... - Parking the cars - Boring roots - With bad builds comes great laughs - Fire eles - Urgoz: double zero agent - license to puke - Tuco is back - Snow White, queen of the dwarves - When coordination is not possible, aim for simplicity - No country for old monks - PlagueShop Pro 2.0 - Mrs Musso - NCC 1701 - Experts are everywhere - Higgins escaped from Magnum Pi - The bionic quest - Can I, Xai ? - Green Day in the caves - Murakai, Lady Of The Bar - Kill the clown ! - Super Turkey Puncher 3 - In armor we trust - Mr Sandman - Me do minions, hence me rox - Musso hate arcade games - Afflicteds rodeo - Calculated risks for calculated drops - hmpf @ yourupt.com - Never gonna let you join - Borat this ! - Abracadadwarf - Big trouble in little Cantha - Duck and cover ! - Muppets Show In The Tombs - A Mule Is An Animal With Long Funny Hears - The Benny Hill Ele - Signet Of The Humphless - The Agony Of Wanting A Fendi Bag, chills ladies - Bozo The Clown - L2kick - Disco Inferno - International Knock down+ - Kermit On The Rock - Master Yoyo, the AI programmers have resigned - LF echo bip mm that panic nukers - Musso Reloaded - Eva goes to Intervilles - Here Goes Hurgoz - DiscountWay - Operation Big Turbo Chicken - Clowns Lair - BwaaK BwaaK Land, home of BwaaK BwaaK - Lol inevitable, The Great Laughable, The joke in the void, the... - Clark Gable - I got "Go MM" inscribed on my face - Wonder Pug and Wonder eva - The Argh o'nauts - Mole X - Trying the 7 heros thing or how to invent the benny hill mode - Reminder - Fow gweat chop chop ! - Have it changed ? - Z routines, again, and again, and again... - Z routines, organised boredome... - The king of dilation - Fevered dreams - Bye - Come abord, we are expecting you - Shturmovik 1401, Tank killer - chop chop ? - Dont fall ! - Determination - AB cowboyz - Dyky Dyck The Alpha Male - Liloo Dallas Multi Gazes - I see the bed ! - The Suicide Squad

= Unforgettable discussions = - Because in gw, everything is different - Monks despairs

= It can be worst =



One of these days, dear experts... one of these days....