Guild:Internet Haet Machine

Internet Haet Machine [Anon]
''We play because we can. We win because you can't.''

History
Internet Haet Machine [Anon] was formed in March of 2008 to be used as a sister guild of Girl Power Hour [Cook]. We're pretty much fantastic.

Recruitment
[Anon] is not currently recruiting, however exceptional players of a mean-spirited variety who can't seem to find a place in other guilds due to their general behavior and use of colorful language are more than welcome to try and get invited. We understand that you want to play Guild Wars too, and we would like to provide you with a welcoming environment regardless of your previous issues with authority or community spirit.

Requirements for joining are as follows:


 * You must know why Frenzy is better than just about any other skill you will ever use.
 * You must know why Frenzied Defense is fucking terrible.
 * You absolutely must have at least one character slot open for rolling PvP toons unless you have one RP character of each profession with all feasible sets of equipment and skills available to you at any given time.
 * Similarly, you must be at, or somewhat close to, UAX. If you are not yet UAX, having 5-10k Balthazar Faction handy at any given time is recommended.

Contact information
Parties interested in becoming a part of Internet Haet Machine [Anon] or wishing to know more about our purpose are encouraged to contact Faer with any questions, comments, or concerns they may have.