User talk:Jette/Archive 3

1st
Random retard spamming 1st cuz he has nothing better to do. Lilondra  *panda*  10:44, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Get a hobby? ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 19:06, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I think being a retard is his hobby. -- Salome  [[Image:User_salome_sig2.png|19px]] 19:07, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * EDIT: or maybe its his calling? -- Salome  [[Image:User_salome_sig2.png|19px]] 19:08, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Depends on how you spell "it's" :P --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 19:13, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Grammar Nazi = COOL ;P -- Salome  [[Image:User_salome_sig2.png|19px]] 19:20, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm bad at this Grammar Nazi business because I forgot to put a period at the end of my last edit. &larr; PERIOD. &larr; PERIOD. &larr; PERIOD... --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 19:40, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * In some cultures, the emoticon is used in lieu of the period. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 22:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Zomg Salome NPA'd me :@ Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  13:25, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
 * true words, jette ;) &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 21:12, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

+1. 82.75.192.76 18:33, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

HELP:ACCOUNT
I know it's annoying, but when people give out their personal info try to go for the simple " " instead of "[I can't read and should expect weird porn in the mail soon]". Thanks. -- Brains12 \ talk 23:19, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
 * sigh* *Alright... --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:28, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
 * lmfao -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 08:10, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

File:Resilient Weapon (large).jpg
Hey Jette, where did you get that image from? It's awesome clear! poke | talk 11:09, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Googlan. First result on image search.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:34, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, thanks ^^ poke | talk 00:39, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

this
seriously made me laugh for 5 mins. =D &mdash; Why  11:54, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Notice
I approve of you, sir. Albrect Karew 23:10, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Those Skill Images?
Did you go and retouch the ones that had crappy large versions? If so, I'd love to get a copy of all your fixes for my files :D. --Star Weaver 23:42, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm doing it right now, yeah. I can't do all of the ones that need it because I can't find icons for them, but I'm doing the ones I can (which is most of them).  I'm uploading the ones I've done, so if you need one just check the big version to see whether or not I've done it.  I'll post here again when I've finished.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:44, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, I think I'm done. I might do others later if I stumble upon them (especially Blood is Power, it's like the Holy Grail of undersized icons), but for now that should be it.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 02:26, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I downloaded all the ones that were in your upload log, and boy howdy that was a pain. Nice. (Your axe rake is a little strange compared to the pixly one I have; mine looks like pixelated bleeding, yours has "ow my leg is missing parts" going on.) Anyway, now I have the problem of, all my other icons are a different size than these, and they all have borders. This could get kinda annoying; I'm already thinking of doing a mosaic of these for a wallpaper :). Is there some place to get the wiki's version of all of these at once? I'm not about to do it manually, and I don't want to pester the servers with a script or anything either, so ^_^. Thanks! --Star Weaver 22:56, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hm. You can get them from this guru post if you like, but they have a small silver border along the edges.  I always crop that out when I make mods or anything.  Also, those are at 254x254 or so, whereas mine are at 128x128.  If you don't want to use those ones, then you can go here and get them yourself from the skill card packs.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, the silver border guru ones are the base set I have. I've got the SP decks laying around on my drive somewhere too, (it's dusty and full of grues), so I might try that. I'm just a little confused cause I 'thought' the guy on guru got the 254px+border size directly off the cards, but all the GWW ones are 256 without border -- did they get resized for that? O_o.
 * Thanks for the work on restoring the pixeltastic ones though. It's more of a PITA then i CBA to do. ... mmm, gyros. --Star Weaver 05:07, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Damnit, now I'm hungry. Anyway, I really haven't the foggiest, you'd need to ask the people who did it.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:10, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

large Death Nova icon
you uploaded the beta icon again :P &mdash;Zerpha The Improver 13:28, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, a lot of the large icon files are beta icons. :/  There are no xbox hueg versions of the in-game icons of some skills, so I had to use the older beta icons.  You can revert them if you think it's important, but a lot of other skills use icons that aren't in game too, like deflect arrows.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * well, uploading them is certainly not a bad idea, yet i think they should maybe uploaded under a slightly different name since the large image of the skill icon used in-game should be located somewhere as well. (unfortunately i have no idea which disambiguation would be useful for the icon you linked to. that doesn't look like a beta icon, rather like one from factions or eotn) &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 21:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

"anti-authoritarian, anti-establishment"
So instead of lumping all the power in one dude, you spread it out among all the stupids? (No, I've not read the rest of that yet. I was actually about to remove my comment when you posted.) -- Armond Warblade 01:26, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Counterpoint: The stupids may not know how to abuse the power, or not realize they have it. Rebuttal: Nothing positive gets done, either. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 01:28, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Stop your incessant herping and derping all over my talk page unless you have a point to make. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 04:18, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You were supposed to discuss. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 16:11, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, the idea is to spread power among people who aren't idiots, rather than give it to one person. Obviously if you're giving power to stupid people, you're doing something wrong.  It's human nature to abuse power that can't be checked, look at what eventually happens every time you put somebody in charge with no restrictions.  As for your rebuttal, I'd rather slow progress than rapid decline.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:03, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * The leadership of GW and PvX was fine, and there were no restrictions there. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 06:31, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * "the leadership of GW is fine"


 * "Wail of Doom, Ether Prism, Wounding Strike, Heroes, unjustified bans, ignorant unhelpful staff members, biased judgments & exceptions, etc..."


 * [dramatic blinking] Um. Which GW are we talking about again?  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 06:36, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * GuildWiki. Also, r mael or r femael? The ladyfriend and I were confused. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 03:40, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * GuildWiki? Oh, the leadership of GW is fine.  I'm talking about IRL politics.  Internet politics is like penguins discussing nuclear physics.  I lol at anybody who tries to tell me what to do/what not to do on the internet, because the only way anyone can attempt to enforce those rules is getting butthurt and banning me and/or removing my comments.  Also, I am male.  Some people think my name is French, with that soft J or whatever it's called.  It's not.  It's pronounced like the aircraft, the -te was tacked on to make it seem sophisticated or something.  I don't remember.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 04:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Please tell me your parents weren't scientologists. --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 04:59, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Not that I know of. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 05:10, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

How many times can you quit this game/wiki armond? Quit getting our hopes up Justice 08:06, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I like you.
^   Raine   - talk  05:55, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I like you more <3 ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 06:02, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I like him more because I liked him enough to create this topic. 'Sup?  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  06:08, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * ­:3 Aww, you guys.--Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 06:30, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Creating a new request — vandals

 * 1) Edit the Vandal issues section
 * 2) At the top of the list, use the   template. Provide a short and neutral summary of the issue

- Auron 17:14, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, right. Sorry 'bout that.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 17:15, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Not to mention it says "Starting with the most recent vandals." right at the top. <--I know im an ass. Just messin with ya.[[Image:User DrogoBoffin sig icon.png|Talk page]] Drogo Boffin 17:20, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Mah lazer
Warning: I am a huge dumbass who does not understand programming; if anyone knows things about how to perform the exact same operation on large (think several thousand) numbers of images in GIMP or photoshop, please contact me. Photoshop:
 * Open actions window. Create a new action, do to a test image what you want to macro, press stop.
 * File -> Automate -> Batch -> choose that action, all open files, save and close, get a drink, come back when it's done. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 21:29, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
 * User_Jette_awesome.png
 * Thank you, that has saved me a great deal of time. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 04:49, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

User Page suggested fix
Users might have difficulty reading your user page. You should add a tip at the end stating that if they can't read it they should purchase a larger monitor. StatMan 21:24, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
 * They'll get by. Why, when I was your age we didn't even have monitors, we got a series of 1s and 0s out of a modified ticker tape machine.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 21:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
 * yeah, we got it easy now. My computer only takes 2 hours to boot up, because only half of my 16k of iron core ram is still viable.  StatMan 14:06, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Present
Congrats. Karate  Jesus  03:16, 9 July 2009  (UTC)
 * wat --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 03:29, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
 * exactly. Karate   Jesus  03:37, 9 July 2009  (UTC)

Classic GW (when men were men)
Depending on the time, I'd like to do it. I actually have two builds that I use today in PvP that only use core and prophecies skills. Just one question, can Melandru's Resilience be used? It used to be just +3 hp regen, instead of 4, and it didn't last as long, or had a longer recharge (I think it was the recharge). Other than that, I think all the skills I use haven't been buffed that much. StatMan 18:09, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Resilience is fine. Honestly though, I have no idea when this is going to happen, or how we're going to do it -- considering how much GvG has changed, everyone may just want to do a series of big 8v8 fights by picking a big open hall like the Imperial Isle and killing off all the NPCs before anybody starts.  When I said significantly buffed, I meant things like Peace and Harmony, Incendiary Arrows and Thunderclap, things that have been so buffed that they're no longer really comparable to their old versions.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
 * count me in --Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 23:01, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

orly
flak -- Brains12 \ talk 19:16, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
 * "German acronym of Fliegerabwehrkanone"


 * "Fliegerabwehrkanone"


 * "abwehrk"


 * I don't see a C in there. The "flack" spelling, while technically correct, is a bastardization of the original German acronym, most likely created because so many people spelled it wrong in the first place.  Now, I don't really care how you spell it, but it annoys me for some reason.  Also, my version is shorter anyway.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:33, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Aye. There are many people out there that misspell many words, so much that certain words are getting there 'Alternate spellings'.  StatMan 17:39, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

FoW
Fow is a core area.But It as designed back in the days of prophecies.Many people (including me) like the fact that it doesnt use non proph skills.So why do you use them ? Also I made my own version a while ago :x Lilondra   *poke*  07:24, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I use skills from all campaigns because skills from all campaigns are better. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:38, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Most monsters are just lolpowerfull.Why would you give them a anti anti KD ? Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.jpg|21x21px]] *poke*  11:46, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
 * It's designed to be a genuine elite area, as opposed to an area with mobs bigger than normal or monsters with weird special powers (mostly). It's supposed to be hard.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 11:56, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
 * try hard mode for that, it is also supposed to be fun... - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 14:33, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Hard mode is really no harder than normal mode, though. Sure, the monsters are stronger and have wtf damage output, but they're just as dumb as the normal mode ones and usually run bad builds, so they end up being no better than their normal counterparts.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:41, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

hrmpf
"Don't mind her, she's trying to follow the "site policy."" Yeah, really, who am I?... just a lowly sysop... give me a break...... -- Wyn  talk  07:41, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I was joking, Wyn. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:06, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I know... so am I :P -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  08:34, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, alright. Hard to tell via interbutz.  :<  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:09, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

You sir
made my quotes page, with possibly my favorite one. Is that okay? -- Tha Reckoning   08:32, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Sure, why not. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:39, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Schweet, the sandjar line was epic. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 08:44, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

avatar of grenth chat
who uses the term batshit nowdays :PHubbard The Dervish 02:20, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi
You signed up for the Sealed play tournament I'm hosting. Since you've last checked, I've set a tourney date (Saturday, August 1st) and asked everyone to list the times they could play on that day. Please let me know if you are able to make it. That date is not set in stone yet, I will try to be as accommodating as possible if too many people can't play. Thanks for participating. ~Shard  02:31, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

User talk:95.169.190.71
Don't, please. -- Rid dle 04:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * This probably doesn't help, but I find that hilarious and innovative. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 05:07, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * The best response I could come up with to put here was another middle finger, but I feel it might be inappropriate. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:17, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * But still hilarious, probably more so than before. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 08:27, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Vandals suck, to anyone who cannot understand frustration toward them, I must agree, this is my general feeling toward vandals and anyone with the lack of ability to understand.
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(Where'd you find this, btw, Jette?) ~Ryuu [  Talk  |  Meow :3  ] 08:30, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Awesome. Pure awesomeness. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 08:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, that's been around forever. Just google for "ascii middle finger" or "middle finger text" or something, and you'll find it.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Has it? Heh, I haven't really been around the internets much then, I guess. ^^; Thanks. ~Ryuu [[Image:User_Ryuu_Desu_Sig.png|18px]][  Talk  |  Meow :3  ] 08:33, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I think you made the quotes page with the middle finger, Jette, and I commandeered it for the user page too, thanks. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 08:34, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I also think you're going to be one of the main contributors to the quotes page lol -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 09:23, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * The best way to deal with vandals is to ignore them completely. Warnings and whatnot are fine (but even then they shouldn't be aggressive, too authoritative, or confrontational), but if he continues to vandalise, just ignore him, revert him, and/or wait for a sysop to block him. The middle finger isn't particularly helpful, whether it's funny or not. -- [[Image:User Brains12 circle sig.png|18px|]] Brains12 \ talk 14:12, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I dunno. I personally found the guy that replaced Shard's page with the wiki homepage pretty funny; that deserved commemoration, imo.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  18:59, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm taking about an administrative-best-for-the-wiki-no-vandalism-constructiveness kinda way. I don't suppose you've caught up on that yet. -- [[Image:User Brains12 circle sig.png|18px|]] Brains12 \ talk 19:10, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * If there were a homeless orphan playing a guitar in a subway station, depending on the spare change from passersby for sustenance, causing some degree of congestion as people stopped for a few seconds to listen and drop their coins into the guitar case, would you or would you not force them to move if you were responsible for the efficient operation of said subway station? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  19:17, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Are you suggesting that a malicious vandal is the equivalent of a homeless orphan? – Emmett  19:22, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, so now we're labeling them "malicious" as a people? That, sir, is just plain offensive.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  19:28, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * After having read the prior posts, I have come to the decision that I'm going to need alcohol while I edit tonight. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 00:23, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

LOL
I could totally see you raging in front of your keyboard, "Fucking right click!!!1!!" ♥   Raine   - talk  18:07, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Huh? --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:30, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
 * __#NOEDITSECTION__ [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  18:36, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh. :D  Yeah, that was bugging me for some reason.  :<  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:58, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Sealed Deck
I need your IGN so I can guest you to the hall we're playing on and so your teammates can contact you. ~Shard  21:05, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, that. Joachim Valtieri is my main.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 22:25, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

File:Unused Scepter icon.png
maybe this was once intended for the quest The Cold Touch of the Past, since the staff seen on the icon somewhat resembles the Staff of the Mists. &mdash;Zerpha The Improver 12:42, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * That's what I thought as well. Can't be sure unless we ask somebody though, and I can't even work up the motivation to write a letter to the artist for the originals (he has all of them, apparently).  You could always ask somebody, though.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 12:47, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * well i would write a message to the accordant artist, the problem is that i don't know the artist (since i don't have any clue where you got the large icons from either) &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 12:57, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, I meant someone like Emily or Linsey or similar, who might tell you what it was for. The artist is "DougBot," and he posted some icons here (main thread available here).  I would assume you can contact him through teh forum, but I hate having to write long messages as it is.  Carpal tunnel, you know.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 13:50, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Excuse my late reply. I didn't know you have CPS, and although i didn't contact the artist, i wrote Linsey a somewhat detailed and hopefully intelligible question. I guess she's busy as usual, but possibly we'll get an answer from her anyways. &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 21:57, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't, but I would if I spent any more time at the keyboard. Thanks for asking her, I might end up writing the artist at some point anyway.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 05:35, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
 * No problem, i guess thinking you have indeed CPS was kind of stupid. Anyways, i'm glad you're going to ask the artist. &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 06:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
 * An anon now said which icon it was on Linsey's talk page and i wrote an answer, then i figured out you already knew, therefore i reverted my rant since you apparently want to know something different about the icon except for the origin only. &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 00:25, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Guide to modifying in-game graphics
Because you're wording is horrible and you are calling virus scanners bad and they suck. If it was worded half-way decently, I would have left the edit. What is written there in the first place was sufficient. &mdash; Rappy 20:27, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * The wording is fine, the problem is that you don't like it when I call a program bad, even if it is. A virus scanner that detects problems where there are none and blocks its user from using perfectly legitimate programs when there is another option available that protects just as well without any of the BS is the definition of "bad."  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 00:00, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Virus scanners don't scan for what programs intend to do. A high percentage of programs that alter the way another program runs are viruses/trojans. I have had virus scanners in the past that treated TexMod as a virus, and that same program found legitimate virus on my computer than other so-called better programs (in your words) didn't find. Also, you were basically calling people idiots if they had a virus scanner that treated TexMod as a virus. "you should be smart enough to have a good scanner, right?" I've reworded it to say what you were trying to say in a nicer fashion... &mdash; Rappy 02:16, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Alright. For the record, though, my scanner has never once picked up TMod as a trojan/virus despite using heuristics.  Perhaps, in the end, it's a matter of personal preference, but I haven't gotten a single virus, malware, or anything similar in the 2+ years I've used the software.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 02:19, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
 * It really depends on your scanner, yeah. Better virus scanners have better heuristics. All heuristics is is basically an educated guess, some virus scanners are less educated than others and so they make worse guesses. I've never had a problem with TexMod, then again I use the best virus scanner there is (NOD32). DarkNecrid

A long time ago, in a GW far, far away..."
When fc and nf came out, Guild Wars have become something different... not a simple addictive mmorpg, but more likely a game where you have to make your build, your strategy.

Edits
Stop this kinda stuff please. -- Brains12 \ talk 15:41, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
 * You know, every time you give me a message it's always "stop this" or "don't do that" or "you've been blocked" or "don't post in all caps." Why don't you ever stop to ask me about my day?  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 17:48, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not a fan of small talk. If it helps though, "hi, how are you, good, i'm fine too, done anything interesting? good, bye" -- [[Image:User Brains12 circle sig.png|18px|]] Brains12 \ talk 18:04, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I saw "The Collector" at the theater. It was terrible.  Don't watch it, and encourage your friends not to either.  When did "horror" come to mean "really really gory?"  I wanted to be scared, not sick to my stomach (and it wasn't even the gore that did that, mind you, it was the dreadful camera angles and flashing lights giving me motion sickness, along with about a pound of Reese's Pieces).  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 19:04, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
 * lol =D -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|20px]] 00:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

your skill animations
upload them here plz plz plz --Cursed Angel  11:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I did who and what now? --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 11:41, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I replaced the meteor texture with an awesomeface. --Jette 07:28, 7 August 2009 (UTC) --Cursed Angel  [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 11:49, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * k --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 21:15, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

August 9 Sealed Deck
You're on Team 2. It will be a best of 3 matchup, and the first match will start at 0:30 UTC instead of 0:00. Ryuu has been trying to contact you about builds. ~Shard  06:17, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Read your user page
I agree. I miss this game when it was just proph :( Also the nerfing seems so random lol (I.E. watch yourself gets nerfed but empathy still rapes)

WIN
That is for you -- Tha Reckoning   02:04, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

zzz
making a good product is *how* you exploit dumbshits -- Armond Warblade 17:20, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
 * That depends on your definition of "exploit" and "dumbshit." When I buy 30 pounds of cheezy poufs from the store, I may or may not be getting "exploited."  I like cheezy poufs, so I don't feel ripped off or enticed into a really stupid short-lived gimmick.  On the other hand, they cost more than a dollar to the pound, so the company is getting richer.  At what point it goes from "mutually beneficial transaction" to "someone getting screwed" is really quite subjective.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 17:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Please
"Casual players are faggots." ... NPA, and unnecessary. Please stop with this kind of post. -- Wyn  talk  18:19, 10 August 2009 (UTC)


 * It's really not. Kindly gtfo. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 18:20, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
 * That's not a personal attack, that's a broad-spectrum attack. A personal attack would be if somebody said "Jette is a faggot."  An obvious subversion of NPA would be "People who use smileys in their signature are faggots."  What I said applied to a wide group of people, and though the poster I was speaking to later admitted to belonging to that party, I was in no way directing at him.  I will refrain from it in the future, however.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:31, 10 August 2009 (UTC)


 * ex post facto zzz, I see nothing that says you shouldn't do it in the future -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 18:38, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Because despite being a prolific troll and some would even argue vandal, I try not to be as disruptive or aggravating as Igor. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:39, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you Jette. -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  18:41, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Why is it
that when I save an image in .jpg format, all those little pixels in shades of gray appear, and how do I get those to go away? -- Tha Reckoning   08:34, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Because JPEG images are bad. Use PNG, it's lossless.  As for how to get them to go away: you can't, basically.  Saving at a higher quality prevents them from being as bad, but it's still a lossy image format.  I use Topaz Vivacity's DeJPEG feature to remove artifacts from images, but it's faaaaar from a perfect method, unfortunately.  JPEG exists because when it was invented, it needed to exist -- a digital camera could hold maybe one or two pictures at once before running out of inventory space.  JPEGs were designed so that you could actually use a digital camera, instead of having to bring like twenty memory cards or whatever.  This was during a time when a hard drive could hold 32MB if you were lucky, and the concept of anyone ever needing -- or having -- a gigabyte of space was just ridiculous.  Times have changed, however, and the JPEG format is an obsolete format that exists mainly because it exists -- it doesn't need to exist anymore, but because so many people who use it do not understand how it works or what it was designed to do (specifically, realistic photography, not art, text, or anything else), they use it anyway for the favorable compression ratio it yields.
 * In 2000, the Joint Photographic Experts Group (which is what JPEG stands for) introduced JPG2000, a significant improvement from the traditional format with less annoying artifacts and a considerably better compression ratio, as well as support for lossless compression. You can count the number of images saved with it on one hand.  It wasn't picked up and used because it wasn't needed anymore -- hard drive space is piss cheap now, I can get a 4TB drive for about 100USD at Best Buy, and that's a huge markup over how much it costs to make it.  Bandwidth is cheap too, everyone has broadband, which is an exponential increase in speed over 56K.
 * Topaz is licensed software, which means you'll have to buy it to use it. I just pirated it, if there's an image you need me to patch up just upload it somewhere or send it to me and I'll see if it can be salvaged.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 08:49, 17 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Man, I remember those days. I still have a game or two lying around that recommended 32 MB of RAM for heavy-duty multiplayer (and amazingly enough I can still make it lag). -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 06:07, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, bitmaps are just as good as pngs, but have faster write times (and take up more space, but you probably have 500+gb on your HD so what does it matter?). Sometimes png transparencies get messed up with texmod, and I have to switch to bitmap to fix it. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 05:17, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I usually use .tga files when .png is screwing around with me. They're bigger, but I think they handle transparency and stuff better than png do.  I might try bitmap again sometime though, and I should see what happens when I try to put an APNG into GW.  Probably nothing special, but psychedelic graphics would be sweet if it works.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 10:47, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Hello
Just reminding everyone that Jette is a troll 68.193.113.198 22:23, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * zomg npa u hurt mai feelings --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 22:40, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * What's this about anyway? - J.P. [[Image:User Jope12 sigicon.png|18px|Contributions]] Talk  22:42, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Jette is not a real person, but rather a forced meme -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 22:52, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm Bad Sock, with a funny goatee and everything. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 22:58, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Then Bad Socking shall henceforth refer to the crusty balled-up foot apparel scattered around one's computer area following any major or enticing disclosure of GuildWars-2 News. -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 23:07, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not sure how to respond to that, and not sure I would if I was. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:12, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * And nothing here has the slightest thing to do with GW2, so it should stop. Take it to a talk page if you wish to harass each other. -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  23:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
 * NO U --Super  Igor  [[image:User Super Igor siggy.jpg|19px]] flame my shove sin bar!  23:36, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Hm
Wasn't aware we were allowed to endorse copyright infrigement on our userpages. (not logging in, yay dynamic IP addresses)--96.225.141.88 09:16, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Derp. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 12:38, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
 * QQ moar? -- ilr [[image:User_ilr_deprav.png]] 07:50, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Support
I sent them an email hrs ago how long does it take before they will respond?
 * If you're a valued customer, Support usually gets back within the hour, maybe a day at the latest. Otherwise, good luck. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:17, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Is it Thursday or Friday again? Meh, who knows.  NCSoft is a Korean company, so if you're lucky, it'll be resolved before 5:00 PM in Seoul.  It is Seoul, right?  I forgot, are they located in Good Korea or Evildoer Korea?  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 00:21, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I've heard rumors that Kim Jong Il is the president of QA and server management, which would explain a lot. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 00:25, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * User Jette awesome.png

awesome mod
omg man please do more skills xD its so :awesome: --71.104.137.218 03:13, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I might. Not sure when or which ones though.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 03:51, 21 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Awesome mod is awesome. I use it too :D-- Unending fear  [[Image:User Unendingfear Crane.jpg|19x19px]] 04:07, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Meteor Shower. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 07:50, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Do palm strike, cause that seems hilarious, seeing that face right before a sin ganks you. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|19px]] 08:00, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Meteor Shower was already done. How about Mind blast, that little scarabtype thingy that appears in front of you --71.104.137.218 22:12, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Meteor Shower was in the original mod, actually. I did Mind Blast just now, I may do Palm Strike in a bit (I'd need to cap it on my assassin, as heroes are stupid and won't use it when I tell them to).  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:45, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Schweet. -- Tha Reckoning  [[Image:User Tha Reckoning Sig.png|19px]] 23:53, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Ups. wtb more samples because I'm terrible at using texmod. Also, Ward Melee? Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 05:10, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Dunno if it'll work, but I can check. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 11:44, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Stop crying....
....and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup. &mdash; Jon    Lupen  14:48, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 * "and died like an adult"


 * What? --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 15:04, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 * You saw nothing! &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  15:06, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Works for me. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 15:36, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi
I see you --Jette&#39;s Stalker 21:40, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
 * <3 --Jette [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 00:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't hate me, bro
Vili &#x70B9; 01:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't hate you, you have adequate punctuation & grammar & spelling and don't run around acting like a retarded epileptic teenager in the throes of orgasm all the fucking time when you're online, which is probably what I should have written in lieu of that list. In most cases it's the same thing though.  :(  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 02:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

I Love You.
Best fix ever. Ryuu - talk  04:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Every time someone uses MSPaint, one of my brain cells dies. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 15:22, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Back off Ryuu! Jette's mine! Jette&#39;s Stalker 17:49, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * ew ryuu u jus jelus cuz after 2 days of talking to rain she told me she loved me :< bet it took her longer to tell u that, and btw, i used paint because i havnt found a torrent, i do have a working keygen tho lolz not much help w/o torrent XP --→[Dark]lɘs  Mc[Chaos]mongɘr  21:17, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * /me points to his userpage. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 21:18, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * i cba to clock on the link, and i dunno howto tell if it is being tracked....yu kno about peer guardian? dos it werk? --→[Dark]lɘs  Mc[Chaos]mongɘr  21:20, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * No and no. All I know how to do is pirate stuff.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 22:22, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Your Userpage
Brought a tear to my eye. -- euphoracle  |  talk  14:39, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I only wish I could claim original authorship. --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 15:45, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh. My. God. Am I playing that same guild wars? Haru 15:53, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, it could be since I'm using Wine, which doesn't support anti-aliasing with this game for some undoubtedly retarded reason. But yes, I believe we are playing the same game besides that.  I never really thought AA was that important except for taking screenshots anyway though -- and as it turns out, it's easy to do in photoshop.  --Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 15:59, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
 * It reminded me of Rurik and Kormir. [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 03:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

A transparant .png sig
You know you want it. Vili &#x70B9; 03:40, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
 * It's not already? Stupid misleading firefox dragging thingy!  Brb, footooshoop.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 03:42, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah. I have a non-white background on my talkpage (which other users don't see, css ownzzz) and you've definitely got white stuff around the awesomeface.
 * Speaking of graphics applications which eat up gigabytes of memory, what's an easy way to find the color code (#A56B4F or whatever) of a particular color which I mix in, say, Paint? I think you wrote out instructions for Armond once, but I can't find them. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 03:48, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
 * In paint? Uh... I would make sacrifices to the almighty computer gods and hope that they grant your request.  You could always download one of them silly open-source paint programs, they're marginally better.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 04:08, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Nevermind, I found a way. <3 Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 04:11, 31 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Nah, I wrote instructions to some dude. All I remember was that I was vague and it involved the inkdrop. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 05:07, 31 August 2009 (UTC)


 * bump for great justice Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 18:37, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
 * It's been transparent for about a week now. :>  You'll need to refresh your cache if it isn't showing up.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:20, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
 * howto >_> Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 20:22, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
 * shift+f5 &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:26, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I've shift+f5 all over and it don't work. Maybe I'll just wipe IE's cache. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 20:27, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Could work. &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:29, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

You (and a select few others)
Should work for Anet... like free help to make the game better. If they can't do it, we should! (PS no account because I cannot be bothered. I have a wikia one already but no go here.)
 * You're kind to say that, but chances are I would just make it worse. I'm kinda of a BOFH when given even a grain of authority, it's why they'll never let me be a sysop.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:57, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh that's a shame.
 * I'd be very impressed if anyone can actually make it worse, except Anet of course. Tidas 14:28, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

warning
Even if commented out, this is not ok. Also, please remove the text at the top of your userpage - community consensus seems to be against that kind of thing. Thanks. -- Brains12 \ talk 21:10, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
 * done &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 00:14, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

The two (and a half, and an unknown part of one) tiers of Magic
''Huge seed capital. Fast play. Small player base.''
 * T1 - Vintage (eternal format) [this means that its card pool doesn't shrink in times]
 * Legal (allowed)
 * Almost all cards, unless part of the ante theme or listed under banned/restricted lists
 * Restricted (only once per deck)
 * so-called P9 (Power Nine). The 9 ultimate instruments of mana and card draw control
 * Nearly all first or second turn win combo cards
 * Card quality control cards
 * Banned (disallowed)
 * Ante theme cards
 * Special cards made for fun
 * Un-serious sets

''Medium seed capital, almost no further investment. Medium to slow paced game. Huge player base.''
 * T1.5 - Legacy (eternal format)
 * Legal
 * All cards from turn 4~5 to &infin; victory
 * Restricted
 * Restricted only exists for T1
 * Banned
 * Ante theme cards
 * Special cards made for fun
 * Un-serious sets
 * P9
 * Most (excluding most non-black card control) restricted cards of T1 in general

''Medium to higher seed capital, medium further investment. Medium fast play. Tiny player base.''
 * T1.X - Extended (limited format) [limited formats have a temporary card pool changing with each block]
 * Legal
 * All cards of the five newest blocks (consisting of 3 sets each)
 * All cards of the two newest core sets
 * Banned
 * Highly over-powered cards which allow Legacy-like strength

''Low seed capital, extreme standing costs. Medium to slow game. Big player base.''
 * T2 - Standard
 * Legal
 * All cards of the two newest blocks
 * All cards of the newest core set
 * Banned
 * Certain cards of the Mirrodin cycle will be the only exception to the rule that Standard doesn't have banned lists due to its limitedness

Hint; try this Ɲ oɕʈɋɽɕɧ  09:51, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks, I'll read that sometime. Also, I have tried MWS -- it's a cool system, but people online are people online.  On the rare occasion I get to play Magic IRL, it's fun because people are nice IRL.  Online, people are dicks.  Also also, I like to smell the cards.  It's just not the same on a screen.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 09:53, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Agreed :D ... also:


 * Look here


 * <font color="#C10000">Ɲ <font color="#000000">oɕʈɋɽɕɧ  10:01, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
 * "enchant world"


 * That's so old I don't even remember what it does anymore. They were like nature rituals used to be, right?  You could only have one.  I think my personal favorite card is The Abyss, for no reason other than that it's really cool, and oft-parodied.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 10:28, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

Copyright Nazi
Isn't the swastika, as used by you, subject to copyright by the regime which used it? =P <font color="#C10000">Ɲ <font color="#000000">oɕʈɋɽɕɧ  13:27, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
 * If Hitler wants to try come and claim his property, he can make my day. &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 18:28, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

lol. &mdash; Jon    Lupen  21:29, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 21:43, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
 * GREAT'AH!!! - <font color="Black">J.P. [[Image:User Jope12 sigicon.png|18px|Contributions]] <font color="Black">Talk  21:47, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

Armond's feedback pages
Armond says.... jette stop being nab, copyedit != add opinions I say... put your opinions on the associated talk page. -- Wyn  talk  05:41, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I did both! I discussed it with him beforehand anyway.  I think.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 05:43, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't care. The copy edits to make his descriptions consistent are fine. The commentary is not. I have undone your changes, so try again. -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  05:45, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ Thanks for the comments, though, even if they're just in the history. I lol'd a couple times. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 05:48, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, give me your AIM/MSN. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 05:56, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * AIM:Joachim Valtieri; MSN:Jette37@hotmail.com or something, but I don't use it because Pidgin has hit a pothole and I'm not installing microsoft's bloatware. Normal operations will resume when the developers overcome Microsoft's so-called security.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 05:57, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Hi
A) If you have heard of anyone who successfully captured a Devourer, I would love to see this. I spent about 6 hours trying half a dozen methods to get one, all with no success.

B) Your to-do list

 * No one cares about HTML. You just need to know CSS. Try the W3C tutorials. Also, wikimarkup is terrible. This is an excellent example of how to fuck with wiki pages.
 * Normally I'd suggest using a Python script to automate this, but I'm not even sure what this would accomplish, even in terms of trolling. =/
 * Go into RA and type "PvX doesn't suck", then press enter. Mission accomplished.
 * IRC is boring.
 * SVG is so much harder to manipulate than EPS. :<
 * Why do you want blinking lights on the wiki? o_O
 * Vandalism is boring. If you really want to get back at ANet, write a network-crawling zombifier and fire up a few thousand Ion Cannons.
 * You can't upload jpegs with inserted ZIPs or RARs. Already tried. The server sees them as corrupted. :<
 * You'll need zombie machines to do it effectively, or you'll start timing out because too many parallel connections.
 * +1-512-498-4000 - Make it clear that you're also still angry about the Korean War. Call them Communist-lovers a few times for good measure.
 * Macs would come first, because people actually care about and use Macs for things other than servers.
 * You have too much time on your hands. I'd suggest picking up a second job. I have three of them.
 * Just use a bot to do it. It wouldn't take much code. I'd suggest AutoHotkey for the job.
 * Ping it's contributions page on a set interval, compare the top contribution with it's previous top contribution. If different, post to talk and store new top contribution. If same, nothing.
 * Good luck with that one.
 * Lists are boring. (That said, you successfully distracted me for over 3 hours by linking to the Village Stocks page. There are reasons why I try to avoid Wikipedia, mostly because my work production suffers severely once I enter the Realm of Eternal Links.)

Love,

···  Danny  Pew   Pew  22:12, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Also
Why exactly does Photoshop refuse to install on your computer? Need a better keygen? ;o ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  22:15, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Nah. I have no idea, but I just downloaded the "micro" version is only 50mb.  Works just fine.  Adobe is known for bloatware anyway.  I should remove that message, and in fact, I intend to.  I'm waiting for a reply on something first.  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 23:03, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Dude
Your user page is always my favorite. -- Tha Reckoning   13:49, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * /agree -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 15:04, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

But I liked The Brain as the voice of Vekk, and that's part of Eye of the North, so what does that say for me? &mdash; Jon    Lupen  15:41, 11 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Also, I main an imbagon/dslash war in PvE because lolPvE. What's that say about me? D: -- Armond Warblade[[Image:User Armond sig image.png]] 16:21, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Spineless? <font color="#C10000">Ɲ <font color="#000000">oɕʈɋɽɕɧ  16:24, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * /agree but please change the ranger part to "ranger with war or assin as secondary" ^^... owell i should know you dont give a shit :OOO - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 19:41, 11 September 2009 (UTC)


 * BUT PVX IS THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO GW. :< ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  19:54, 14 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Wut? - <font color="Black">J.P. [[Image:User Jope12 sigicon.png|Contributions]] <font color="Black">Talk  20:00, 14 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow, I missed this whole section. &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:33, 14 September 2009 (UTC)

How could you not like Siege Devourers?
^ Vili &#x70B9; 20:01, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * D: Oh, right.  Let me revise that to "almost anything..."  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 20:30, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Manly
People who seed torrents like you make me feel all warm and bubbly <3 Effin  NPA's  YOU  21:22, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Your Sport
No it doesn't count. Also, Hi. -- NUKLEAR   IIV  23:37, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * hai &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 04:35, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

What's your personal record? Vili &#x70B9; 04:46, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
 * ...what? &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 05:09, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

hey
hey, eat a dick. thx The larry 09:19, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
 * o_o k  &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 09:22, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Copypasta
I have at my command an entire battle group of the poorly balanced. Fifty Characters, including specialized Palm Strikers, Shadowsteppers, Wounding Dervishes, Ether Prism Elementalists, Ritualists and Thumpers. Over half a thousand useless skilss and a hundred broken skills are mine to command. Dwayna show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not. -- NUKLEAR   IIV  17:23, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I only have one question: Why you people always eat copypasta? Copylasagna is my favorite :} - <font color="Black">J.P. [[Image:User Jope12 sigicon.png|Contributions]] <font color="Black">Talk  19:41, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Do you need any Photoshop skill honing
And help me at the same time? <font color="#92000a">Titani  <font color="#92000a">Ertan  19:32, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

I know it doesn't mean shit to you, but being nice won't hurt me. <font color="#92000a">Titani  <font color="#92000a">Ertan  19:02, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

666
Creepy post on the updates page. -- Tha Reckoning   19:51, 12 September 2009 (UTC)