Farmer Dirk

Farmer Dirk is initally a resident of Ashford Village, but after the Searing becomes one of the Ascalonian refugees, and makes a second appearance in Kryta. He is later interrogated by Inquisitor Bauer during War in Kryta.

Locations

 * Prophecies
 * Ascalon (pre-Searing)
 * Kryta
 * Ascalon Settlement
 * Beyond
 * War in Kryta
 * Ascalon Settlement
 * War in Kryta
 * Ascalon Settlement
 * Ascalon Settlement

Quests
Quests given:
 * Ascalon (pre-Searing)
 * The Prize Winning Hogs
 * Kryta
 * The Last Hog

Dialogue

 * North Kryta Province:
 * "This land might not look like much to you, but peat from the swamp is the best soil in Tyria.


 * "What's your business here?"


 * During the Peacekeeper encounter,
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "DAMN IT, we don't have time for this! Tell me where the Shining Blade is hiding!"
 * Farmer Dirk: "I don't know anything! I'm just a simple hog farmer!"
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "You're going to tell me what I want to know. It's just a question of how much it's going to hurt you!"
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "Careful boss, you can't keep killing all our leads..."
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "Don't question my methods!"
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "That sure is a nice pig you have there. If you tell me what you know, I'll make sure nothing bad happens to him."
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "Ummm... boss?"
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "Don't interrupt me while I'm interrogating a suspect!"
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "But... don't those guys over there look kind of familiar?"
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "I don't have time to follow your ignorant hunches, I'm a professional!"
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "Uhh... OK, you're the boss..."
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "Do you see this pine cone? Do you know what I could do to you with this pine cone?"
 * Peacekeeper Enforcer:"mmmmphy eees ellphin ehh ruuuph."
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "What? I can't understand a word you are saying! Why don't you take that stupid thing out of your mouth!?"
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "He said "Maybe he's telling the truth." He has a point... maybe this farmer doesn't know anything."
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "Impossible! Look, farmer, tell me what you know or things are going to start getting messy!"
 * Farmer Dirk: "Fine, fine...the Shining Blade is hiding in...umm..."
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "Out with it! We're running out of time!"
 * Farmer Dirk: "They're in Scoundrel's Rise! Yeah, that's it! I mean... where else would scoundrels like them be?"
 * Inquisitor Bauer:"Of course! You men stay behind and see if you can get any more information."
 * Inquisitor Bauer: "I'm going to Nebo Terrace to gather my "interrogation supplies" so I can be the first to reach the traitor's camp."

(Inquisitor Bauer leaves to Nebo Terrace)
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "So, what do you people know about the Shining Blade?"
 * : "The Shining What? Never heard of them."
 * Peacekeeper Enforcer: "mrrrmph ummmph huphin braaph?"
 * Peacekeeper Marksman: "I agree, my hulking accomplice. Perhaps we should jog their memory."

(Peacekeepers turn hostile)


 * After the Peacekeeper encounter,
 * "Well that was the strangest experience of my life. I just hope that guy doesn't show back up when he realizes Scoundrel's Rise is full of nothing but Skales and Mergoyles!"


 * Lion's Arch (War in Kryta):
 * "Oh, I hope those Mantle didn't do anything to my precious, prize-winning hog! Hasn't that hog gone through enough troubles already?"

Quotes

 * "But if you see Orville, you tell him to keep his filthy hands off my pigs!"
 * "Sure is lonely being a pig farmer."
 * "I don't get visitors all that much out here..."
 * "King Adelbern's cook has a standing order with me. Nothing but the best pork for the king."
 * "I've got work to do, so if you want to stick around, I expect you to pitch in a hand."
 * "So my pigs wander into Orville's garden every now and then. They don't cause no harm."
 * "It's all over! My pigs have escaped."
 * "Come back here Curly!"