Guild:Avatars Of Balthazar (historical)

The True History of Genuine Epicness
Avatar's of Balthazar was founded in 2007 by Balthazar Green. Currently, as of December 2008, there are two members; Balthazar Green, and Ultra Doom Bringer. Formerly, there were three members of this guild, but the third dropped out, because she wasn't worthy to wear the flaming green skulls of the Avatars of Balthazar.

Anyway, we're the greatest guild on the game. This is not debatable. Remnants of a Hero's Luck comes in a close second, but we are a better guild. Trust me. We just are.

Another guild, called A Ronin's Curse is also involved in our alliance, but they don't have a page on this wiki. They are the third greatest guild on this game, due to their close proximity to us. The lack of a guild page, however, does give them a few minor suck-points.

Guild Anthem
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.  We don't need no water let the Mother-****** burn.  Burn Mother-******.  Burn."

Fire-Water-Burn by the Bloodhound Gang everyone. You must listen to it. And let your kids listen to it, too, of course, because Jimmy Pop is a great role model for the littl'uns.

Contact Info
If you think that you might possibly be great enough to join this guild, then you aren't. No one is worthy besides the two present members. And I probably just plain don't like you. On the off chance I do, though, you can contact me, Ultra Doom Bringer, or Balthazar Green about registration.