User:Y0 ich halt/Quotes

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See the talk for way more quotes. There's plenty of'em. I'll try to pick the best ones...

"Greetings, visitor! I'd love to welcome you, but unfortunately we totally do not want you! So, well. Piss off. If you have anything else to say, visit my talk page. Please visit this page for more information." - Y0 ich halt

"The CD's are DVD's [ sic ] ." - Eloc Jcg

"Thats it. Im done with this site. See you fuckers later, I'm done logging in." - Ryudo

"Unlike Apply Poison, this skill is not Apply Poison. Use in conjunction with an Apply ranger." - Skuld (on Barbed Arrows page, see source)

"Someone's number of contributions does not mean a damn." - Dirigible
 * "Pfft, I'm at more than 5000 contributions, I'm at like 6500 now :P" - Eloc Jcg (See talk page)

"Your general commenting style is retarded and stupid. Everything is perception over the Internet, you're just sensitive. I have no interest in arguing with you and I don't want to spam A.'s chat any more so I'm done with this." - 58.110.140.18

"At age 8 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered." (Fact: I'm 16.) - The death predictor

"You don't fail. You just have to try again." - Backsword (This was in a completely different context, but it just sounds so nice...)

"The other calls were shouts." - Cursed Angel

"Anything regarding GW can be discussed without using profanity. → And everything about GuildWars can be discussed without using the word "spaceship", "syphilis" or "tax evasion". How is this a reason in favour of banning these words?" - Dirigible
 * "Dirigible is syphilis awesome." - Auron

"I don't want Mr. Whomever Userchecker to know that Dirigible, Eloc and Gaile Gray are all the same person; it'd simply be none of their business." - Dirigible

"For a year!?!? for what!? " - The gw fan


 * "oh...nvm" - The gw fan

(about Raptor's one year ban, note that Raptors made numberless NPA violations, vandalizing and stuff but apologized honestly... maybe.)

"Y0 makes me laugh :)" - Brains (I've always known i do <3 )
 * "Y0 you just make me laugh :D" --[[Image:User Brains12 Spiral.png|15px| ]] Brains12 \ Talk 22:45, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Y0 aims, hits and wins! another satisfied customer of Y0 time killing services. - Y0_ ich_halt  [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px|Have a look at my page]] 23:08, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

"bah >_< a thousand plagues of rabbits upon you." - Grim Lavamancer Joe
 * "vampire rabbits." - Grim Lavamancer Joe
 * "with rabies." - Grim Lavamancer Joe

"Guild Wars is a giant game of rock-paper-scissors. There is no one build that works in every situation." - 71.229.204.25 (on PvX Wiki)

"What does 1337 mean? I think it means Leet. 1337=L337=L33T=LEET." - Fire Tock (on PvX Wiki)


 * (cur) (last) 12:22, 24 January 2008 CoRrRan (Talk | contribs) m (Undo revision 632727 by 217.20.138.129 (Talk) it's really, really bad)
 * (cur) (last) 12:20, 24 January 2008 217.20.138.129 (Talk) (monelacel)


 * (cur) (last) 12:22, 24 January 2008 CoRrRan (Talk | contribs) m (Undo revision 632728 by 217.20.138.129 (Talk) i rate this bot 9 out of 10 for badness)
 * (cur) (last) 12:20, 24 January 2008 217.20.138.129 (Talk) (cnaricd)


 * (cur) (last) 15:30, 24 January 2008 Auron (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 632946 by 85.225.255.206 (Talk); your mom is a gettamonerac)
 * (cur) (last) 15:28, 24 January 2008 85.225.255.206 (Talk) (gettamonerac)


 * (cur) (last) 15:31, 24 January 2008 HeWhoIsPale (Talk | contribs) m (Bad Vandal, no biscuit!)
 * (cur) (last) 15:30, 24 January 2008 85.225.255.206 (Talk) (acelelc)

"This parrot is no more! It has seized to be!" - Monthy Python. Sorry, this just had to be.


 * (Block log); 15:15 . . Brains12 (Talk | contribs | block) (unblocked User:Brains12: rofl wrong person :/)
 * (Block log); 15:14 . . Brains12 (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked "User:Brains12" with an expiry time of 1 day: vandalism)
 * well, brains, can't be anything wrong with a short break to think about vandalizing again. - Y0_ ich_halt  [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px|Have a look at my page]] 18:58, 14 February 2008 (UTC)


 * (diff) (hist) . . User:Shadowphoenix‎; 06:49 . . (-666) . . Shadowphoenix (Talk | contribs) (:o( Removing Valentine Event Updates Replacing With Original Layout)
 * cool synergy between 666 and valentine's - Y0_ ich_halt  [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px|Have a look at my page]] 13:48, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

''Can it be died black? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:97.101.232.13 (talk). ''
 * Why wouldn't it be? Also, sign your comments. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Chaiyo Kaldor (talk). 

Another one:

"When you are on talk pages please sign your comments with ~ Thank You --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:68.151.27.108 (talk). " (source)

page history for the quote above (you may as well check yourself):

(now signed by myself) - Y0_ ich_halt  20:32, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
 * (cur) (last) 20:29, 25 February 2008 Y0 ich halt (Talk | contribs) m (rv vandalism :P)
 * (cur) (last) 00:55, 24 February 2008 Calor (Talk | contribs) m (grrr)
 * (cur) (last) 00:55, 24 February 2008 Calor (Talk | contribs) m
 * (cur) (last) 00:54, 24 February 2008 Calor (Talk | contribs) m (eh, i had to add it, Y0. I signed as you :) Wait, isn't that forbidden by GWW:SIGN? Sigh..)
 * (cur) (last) 13:48, 15 February 2008 Y0 ich halt (Talk | contribs) m
 * (many previous edits by y0)

''I can state with some authority that being a bureaucrat often sucks. That said, just being a well-respected member of the community often sucks too.'' &mdash;Tanaric 19:53, 13 July 2007 (UTC)


 * Personally there are times I feel just being sucks, but thankfully not that often. :P  Now this conversation has been completely hijacked...   --Rainith 20:45, 13 July 2007 (UTC)


 * "I think therefore I suck"? I concur!  LordBiro 21:01, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 *  Note to self, start quotes user subpage asap...  - Aiiane

"It is assumed that every game is finishable. Of course, this is to be proven." - Windows Freecell Help
 * Info for those who don't know: Windows Freecell features 1,000,000 different card deals (games).

"As a general rule of thumb, we don't mind if you do things like this to make your own playing experience more fun. [...] When you're doing it, though, keep in mind that we ask that you don't use our content to mod other games. Please do not attempt to extract anything from your GW.dat with the intent to use it in a mod for another game or project. Also keep in mind that we can't support any changes you make." - Emily Diehl on Guide to modifying in-game graphics
 * Not a funny, but a very useful one. I've been asked about this information many times. - Y0_ ich_halt  [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px|Have a look at my page]] 14:54, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

"13:23, 9 December 2007 Tanaric (Talk | contribs | block) blocked "Tanaric (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Personal attack against User:Raptors on User talk:Tanaric)"

" Dont. Make. Spear. Warriors.  " - Brandnew's rating for Build:W/P Strength Paragon
 * pretty much what i'd say, too. - Y0_ ich_halt  [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px]] 12:20, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

"Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." - Dunno who it was. Awesome guy, though.

"I actually found an experienced PuG for Jennur's. You know, with good monk and ursan." - (ingame) - Y0_ ich_halt 
 * Hilarious without context.

"If google is god how can google beat god" - Fox007
 * "How is the Invisible Pink Unicorn simultaneously invisible and pink?" - Defiant Elements

On Talk:Main Page.

"You crack me up, little buddy." - Sam

"Desu." - Suiseiseki

"Me fail Engwish? Thats umpossible!" - Eloc Jcg

"Or maybe just make a Scythe Blessing (PvP) skill. Then we can all can play the same build in pvp like we do in pve." --134.76.63.98 (Bugging Izzy about Scythe builds being overpowered link)

(Eloc montaged his cookie into a pic of kirby)
 * "He should have turned into Elocs cookie" — Seru
 * "He will. Later. For now he is just obtaining the cookie." — Eloc Jcg
 * "As soon as he turns into Kukie-Kurby, you should eat him!" — Great Darkwolf
 * "Fucking great idea. lol" — Eloc Jcg
 * "It will be like eating a cookie the size of your face with arms and legs =D" — Great Darkwolf

"Money brings you food but not appetite, medicine but not health, days of joy but not peace or happiness. Money might make you sleep, I make you rest." - Ship

"How many Warning Commodations does it take to trade in for a Ban at a[n] admin collector?" - Noctarch

"You're unique. Just like everyone else." - Wise anon