User:Markus Clouser/Master Togo

Master Togo doesn't care about the Guild Wars Wiki maintenance.


 * Togo drank 10.000 minutes of alcohol in one shot and maxed Drunkard.
 * Togo finished Polymock and didn't get bored.
 * Togo once danced with Abaddon and won.
 * Togo once did a roundhouse kick. Since then Shing Jea Monastery has an empty space in the middle.
 * Togo is so cool that he has his own explorable area.
 * Togo once got angry at sensali and since then we call it aviary flu.
 * There is only one person cooler than Master Togo: young Master Togo
 * Why did the Charr cross the wall? To get an audience with Master Togo.
 * Togo forgave Shiro Tagachi for trying to kill him so he released Shiro in his menagerie.
 * Togo got Legendary Survivor and Legendary Defender of Ascalon.
 * Togo never dies. He uses Feign Death.
 * Shiro's Blades are Q13 because Togo said so.
 * Togo can divide by zero. Repeatedly.
 * Togo once maxed all titles and didn't get "God Walking Amongst Mere Mortals". He skipped to "I am the balls".
 * Togo only displays one title: "Master of all. (Togo)"
 * There is no Day/Night alternation in Guild Wars because Togo shaved his head.
 * Togo may be the only one able to slay Laggrawr.
 * Togo can undedicate miniatures, but he simply doesn't want to.
 * Togo never breaks lockpicks. He breaks chests.
 * Togo doesn't have 8 skills on his bar like you. He has only one, leaving the other 9 slots blank.
 * Hard Mode wasn't a necessity but Togo once finished all three campaigns in a single day .. by himself .. and thought it was way too easy.
 * When Togo finished all three campaigns in Hard Mode in a day and a half, by himself, he asked for Even Harder Mode.
 * Not only can Togo walk on sulfur but he can dance and sing too.
 * Togo once went to Elona. Since it's dubbed "The Land of The Golden Sun".
 * Togo doesn't need Resurrection Shrines. Resurrection Shrines need Togo.
 * Togo doesn't have to death level, he levels death.
 * Togo went to pre-Searing Ascalon once, and died. All monsters hit level 32. Anet had to spend 5 hours with offline servers to put them back at their original level.
 * Togo once casted Spirit Rift while visiting Orr, The Cataclysm was the result.
 * Togo has his own country, Togo.