User:Wynthyst/Sandbox/Gospel

Jes

 * Ye shall go out into the wilderness, and ye shall find the treasures that the Gods have placed for you
 * But ye shall find thy efforts in vain.
 * For verily, the picks are like unto glass, and they shall be lost.
 * In their infinite wisdom, the Gods have intended for ye to waste thy money on these most expensive objects to get as little return as possible before their inevitable destruction.
 * Ye shall gnash thine teeth and wail, for ye shall yourself lacking, thine efforts fruitless.
 * Better to donate to the House of Jeseira, rather than fritter precious gold upon wasteful lockpicks.
 * This is the Gospel according to Jes.