User:Silven/Rant

Ok heres my rant page.

Heroes lul
what im ranting about: http://www.arena.net/blog/what-does-it-all-mean-john-stumme-discusses-war-in-kryta-survey-results

Dear Anet, Somehow you managed to introduce a great and simple item into the game for a month. The pink dye, yes I'm all for breast cancer awareness, I bought 2k pink dye, dyed all my characters pink and IRL I also bought more then one pink ribbon. Perhaps you could have made this a turning point for gw1, or did you only create this one month event to seem like you aren't complete idiots. Because you have no idea how to communicate with your playerbase properly, I've only recently heard about this bullshit 7 hero party future update. Now I did War in Kryta and not only was it absolutely shit, it was absolutely, pathetically, shit easy. The Logic behind it was: More monsters = harder..right? Wrong. The lack of teaching and difficulty in the pve version of this game (not going into pvp atm) shone through when a large number of the player base voted that the mission were too hard " While 37% skewed towards “too hard.”  ". Well...maybe you should include some tutorials in how to play, instead of: when you are level 1 press space bar and your target will die. Yes, you must progress through the game to have more time to understand and beat certain sections, but err over 1/3 of your player base said a mission, which required no attention or good builds to play, found it too hard. YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG if you hadnt noticed.

Let's Quickly jump to the next section of your little survey. The difficulty of finding the mission. I'm not being sarcastic when I say, that was a good question. But although it was a good question to ask, the results sucked ass for you, new content shouldn't be hard to find because it's the only thing holding onto your dwindling player base. So now to the most annoying part of this survey.

'Q: How would you feel about having a party that you could fill with Heroes?'

The game is NOT TOO HARD, fuck sake. Teach people better, or have some way other people can teach them because this is pathetic. Yes, I did do Battle for Lions Arch AFK with 3 heroes, because it was stupidly easy. Now instead of being shit easy, the game will be fuck easy. Just make the monsters easier too, and make it so everybody on your team can do 50dmg with wand attacks and perma 33% IAS. That will have the same affect, it will become too easy and the only people who will party up with those who don't want to use heroes will be the morons who havent even learnt how to make simple hero builds yet. ANYBODY who can't solo with 7 heroes anything in the game after this update is actually a monkey or a brick just thrown against a keyboard. Take your stupid 7 heroes, your lame ass pve missions and your horrid gw2 calculator (which I refuse to fill in now) and shove it down your throat.

PS: you suck

-Jax
 * I love you. Although i am an avid h/h-er, i still expect BLA HM, DoA HM, and UW HM to be difficult after 7 heroes comes out. I wasn't able to h/h BLA in HM by myself, i had to get a friend to come help(couldnt beat perfected armor). UW will be difficult because of the splits needed, and DoA will be hard because heroes are retarded and will get aoeraped in foundry. Otherwise, i agree with you. GWs becomes even more /faceroll-able after this update. Yes, this belongs here and not on the talk page. 98.248.90.248 04:07, 3 November 2010 (UTC)

GW2 (or World Of Warcraft: Gay Version)
Anets annoying me now. It's not even the fact that gw is down for a day or w/e, and that its THE FUCKING GVG ZQ. I, truthfully, don't care that much anymore. Why? Because they've already ruined gw2. How can they even begin to think they're making a game remotely suited for any kind of current pvp player, the game has started to swing so far towards wow, with the only difference being it's free to play. Here's my main reasons for saying gw2 is gonna suck ass.

1. Jumping. WTF ANET?!!? seriously, this has got to be the BIGGEST DUMB FUCK idea in the fucking world holy shit. Instead of having the problem of spamming op skills, there'll be the problem of spamming jump...yay...how are the battle mechanics going to work now? instead of clicking targets and having good field vision, you now have to turn your character around to face the fucking tool jumping all over your face? Actually I think maybe my cat would be better at gw2, I really don't have the energy to slam my hands on the entire keyboard for 28minutes to play the game. The only benefit this will bring is there'll likely be no invisible walls, SO YOU CAN DIE BY FALLING OFF THE FUCKING MAP HOW AWESOME!!?

2. Guns. Lol again wtf. This isnt COD? idk where you guys are going with this but it's guild wars if you hadnt noticed. Siege turtles only. I have two words for you: FABLE TWO. completely fucked up sequel, because of guns (and that dumbshit mana/hp system).

3. Level Cap. DO YOU GUYS NOT GET THAT GRINDING IS FUCKING SHIT!??!?!?! OMFG MAKE THE GAME INTERESTING NOT MORE GRINDING. It's gonna end up "oh I'm level 22 and you're level 18 therefore im better then you...even though you understand game mechanics and how to play well". GOOD ON YOU ANET.

4. Sidekicks. /facepalm. pls stp, plsplslpsplsplsplslpslpslpslpsplslpslpslpslps this is srsly the 4th stupidest idea you've had (lol jk more like 4 millionth) it was dumb in ur other game w/e it is and its dumb here and I really don't have to explain ITS SO FUCKING STUPID.

5. No heal class. This is actually no1 reason why gw2 will suck. OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!??! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT GW PVP IS!?!?!?!? SERIOUSLY THE GAME WAS FUCKING INGENIOUS, LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME I SAY IT _ _ GUILD WARS IS FUCKING GOOD PVP, THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD _ _ NO JOKE GW1 IS FUCKING AWESOME THE ONLY BAD THING IS THE REPEDITIVENESS AND SLIGHTLY UNBALANCED SKILLS, OTHERWISE THE IDEA IS FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOD DONT CHANGE THE BASICS. PLS JUST DELAY GW2 AND MAKE IT LIKE GW1 BUT WITH BETTER GRAPHICS MORE UPDATES AND LISTEN TO THE NON-RETARDED PLAYER BASE.

There's shitloads more things I want to rant about but so cbf, like click to move (you nubs) and self heals, but seriously stop being so shit at this, your first game WAS GOOD guild wars 1 is GOOD and you're making a wow clone which is SHIT.

-by jax (silven shadow)(angry gw player)

Leaving
(yeah im back, i found more time to play, but still im mad)

I'VE QUIT GUILDWARS, IT SUCKS

MAIN REASONS

- Terran + Whata Wally make me cry, (theyre so bad)

- 99.9% of players suck, including all the people who claim to be good on wiki....so fuck off

- No joke but life is better then GW, you guys should try it (especially shard, you suck hard at this game and have no life either ^^ don't bother debating it btw because all you can convince are more baaaad wiki people)

- Bann me? LAWL i dont give a fuck, have fun i dont play anymore

- Bored of pvp, have been for a while, ty anet your updates suck ass

- PvE...always sucked, still continues to do so

GOODBYES

- Lil/Kal/Lyger <3 ur awesome ill still talk to you

- DK/Sarah(whos a man now) ur awesome

- Falc/V ur awesome come msn

- Alex/Kay i see you guys irl anyway

- Con/Josh dont be mean to kalli or ill kick ur ass

- Komp/Tim u guys rock win moar abs

- Pure i know you hate me. but ur still awesome

- AB FRIENDS --- U GUYS ROCK, WE RAPED AB, I KNOW ITS SAD ITS OVER BUT OH WELL. MAKE SURE YOU CONTINUE TO GET TERRAN TO UNINSTALL AND GET SOMEBODY TO PLAY INFUSE RANGER BECAUSE IM OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

btw if youre a fag and i insulted you and you want to QQ on my talk page, you're only gonna get laughed at because you fail, ill be watching a couple of weeks then im just gonna be on msn