Zumo the Beggar

Zumo is a beggar that walks the streets of Wajjun Bazaar, telling the most bizarre stories to earn some gold.

Locations

 * Kaineng City

Dialogue

 * "Cantha will make it through any difficulty so long as the emperor is alive."


 * "Fruit can be hard to come by these days now that the plague has slowed trade coming from Kryta."


 * "The docks are so empty these days. People are afraid to come to Cantha."


 * "The emperor cares greatly for all of us who have suffered beacause of the plague.":


 * "The guards try to keep order but there are fewer of them each day."


 * "The local guilds are taking over the streets. Most have bought off the Ministry and do as they please."


 * "The Luxon [sic] and Kurzicks have been quarreling for so long, I think they've probably forgotten why they started fighting to begin with."


 * "The Ministry of Fire never seems incapable of understanding the plight of the common people."


 * "The Obsidian Flame help keep the rogue guilds in check."


 * "Those Am Fah thugs are frightening!"

Quotes

 * "There is an old folktale in Cantha that if you give coins to a beggar he'll turn into a beautiful princess and ride off into the sunset with you. Care to try your luck?"


 * "I need some coins to buy some ale to get rip roaring drunk, surely that's a worthy enough cause for someone to donate? I'll let you have a few drinks with me!"


 * "I saw a guard earlier who ordered me to inform you that you need to give me 5 gold coins to pay the the passing through the market fee."


 * "Hey, hey you! I was riding my horse to the other side of town and I ran out of hay to to feed him to get there. Spare a few gold so I can feed him and be on my way?"


 * "At least we left that old fool Kaa on Shing Jea Island."


 * "For the low price of 250 gold, I, Zumo, shall single-handily remove the plage from the city of Cantha! I require only one payment, up front, and three days to complete the task!"


 * "Have you ever heard the story about the Emperor who went out among his people as a beggar? Well that's me! I demand you pay a tribute to your Emperor!"


 * "One time offer, donate to the help save Zumo fund! A most remarkable cause! World renown for doing good deeds in Cantha for the last three and half minutes!"


 * "The good monks of Cantha have informed me I have a horrid disease that is eating me alive. Apparently the only cure is to rub gold all over my body. Spare a few coins to save me?"


 * "Citizens, act now, for 25 gold the Zumo flea circus will be performing on my arms! Don't miss this rare and wondrous event!"


 * "Alms, alms for the poor!"


 * "Life in Cantha is so terribly difficult for those down on their luck, spare a few coins to help me get out of this rut?"


 * "Spare a few coins for a blind, mute and deaf beggar!"