User:Derath Fafnirslayer/General Book of Awesome

Exploits (like stuff I did, not cheating.)

 * Early February, Killed Lord Jadoth and the Dreadspawn Maw with William and Julia. Also Team Awesome was founded. People got mad. But we were too awesome to care.
 * Also, heroes were made.


 * Somewhere between above and below, William, Julia and I stomped Rotscale and Glint. Dragons are big and attract my axe. Its physics, look it up.

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 * March 3 2010, Killed Rand Stormweaver and Justiciar Thommis. I was severely disappointed in the White Mantle. Mainly because I didn't get a Pyroclastic Axe or Voltaic Spear.
 * March 4 2010, A whole lot of absolutely nothing happened.
 * March 5 2010, Killed Frostmaw the Kinslayer, Zoldark the Unholy, Selvetarm and The Forgewight with William. Hurray for staying up for 40 hours : D
 * Also bought an Axe of the Hierophant (ITS SO SHINY!). Its really shiny (REALLY REALLY SHINY). You don't even know. Well you might, but still, super shiny.
 * March 6 2010, Slaughtered Duncan the Black. The world is safe, but for how long...
 * Havok died. I got the Soulwailer, Sam came too. It was nice.
 * Massive Reform
 * April 20 2010, After a long break and a massive reform, I am back.
 * War has been declared against the White Mantle. I plan to be waist deep in corpses soon.
 * William was replaced by Steven in Team Awesome.
 * Steven bought new armor for the first time in like, ever. He's pretty like the rest of us now.
 * Skyler is now a full time member of Team Awesome, I have to decide what he will be director of.
 * We broke off and made our own guild, The Aetherial Consortium. If you want to join, message me, its small, but we rock so it doesn't matter.

Stuff I thought everyone should know

 * Farming Nerf, don't worry, I love you. Don't listen to the other meany faces (Yes, I am 4 years old.).
 * Also, Tactics, Hammers and Rits are delicious now. Not literally, but in a metaphorical awesome kinda way.


 * Things I stomp. With my boots. Specifically the right one.
 * Mursaat (Spectral Agony has got nothin on me)
 * Asura (I will admit, you can't attack them, but they are still fun to step on)
 * Stone Summit (Silly dwarves, thinking they can kill me, knee + face = dead dwarf)
 * White Mantle (Who sends level 18s to Thunderhead Keep, poor coordination makes Legendary Spearmarshals mad)