User:Neil2250/What will happen before Guildwars is balanced

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 * 1) Me getting 100 of these terrible reasons.
 * 2) Titani finding out i stole his idea
 * 3) Chuck norris Admiting that he killed the dinosaurs.
 * 4) nalana playing me in a chess game
 * 5) Me thinking of more reasons.
 * 6) Vili's WTF line finding an end.
 * 7) Nalanas Story spamming game not involving Molested cats.
 * 8) MJ coming back to life.
 * 9) Livia stripping.
 * 10) This Dot line not finishing..................................................................
 * 11) Froggy will eat gaile.
 * 12) The Rabbit working in an coal-mining operation.
 * 13) A siege turtle breakdancing.
 * 14) Charmable hippos that play trumpets.
 * GW:Utopia coming out.
 * 1) Noctarch finding out i stole his cookies before he left.
 * 2) Igor getting unbanned
 * 3) Chuck norris will roundhouse kick my guildleader.
 * 4) Santa giving me good presents.
 * 5) coka-cola going bust.
 * 6) Woolworths coming back.
 * 7) someone saying ' man, that itailian family at the next table are quiet'.
 * 8) latin will be the language of the world.
 * 9) Naruto wearing different clothes -.-
 * 10) Me finding the taco my mantis hid.
 * 11) cyan finding out hes a monkey.
 * 12) People not setting events for me in american hours -.-
 * 13) Telling people im acualy an emo.
 * 14)  ^   Me finding out people didnt know that.
 * 15) Me coming out of my creative slump.
 * 16) Wyn Not eating my soul
 * 17) Me having memory loss
 * 18) Me having memory loss
 * 19) Me failing english class,its unpossible.
 * 20) gaile gray giving the frog away
 * 21) the frog getting its own TV show
 * 22) Hitler being re-incarnated as a chipmunk called Geoff.
 * 23) Unendingfear finding out that his crane is acualy a giant mantis in disguise
 * 24) A juggernaut playing the trumpit
 * 25) DO(ing) A BARREL ROLE!.
 * 26) Me having memory loss
 * 27) Forgetting what my password on Guildwars is.
 * 28) Me finding out what trans-genderd means
 * 29) Pigs Flying
 * 30) Shadowform being nerfed.    Meh.
 * 31) ShadowForm BEING BOONED.
 * 32) SHADOWFORM BEING REMOVED FROM THE GAME!!!!!.
 * 33) Me going to eat someones parents.
 * 34) Charr having shotguns while humans are stuck with rocks and spears.
 * 35) Me finding out theres a number called 51.
 * 36) Family guy getting cancled for the 5th time.
 * 37) all spelling errors on this list fixed.
 * 38) People realizing Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny
 * 39) Intelligent cows taking over 33% of the world
 * 40) Neil finds out he has super powers (irl)
 * 41) Neil Buying an AC(anti-crane) Gun for his pages.
 * 42) This Having more swears than that number at the start of this sentance
 * 43) Titanis Virgin token being given to Queen malafide.
 * 44) Me remembering i had this page
 * 45) Me Gaining Memory loss.
 * 46) Me Finding out where i live.After eating purple snow.
 * 47) UnendingFear Giving up miku >_>
 * 48) Me finding out UnendingFear wants to be a shemale
 * 49) Neil realizing the difference between shemales and transsexuals.
 * 50) Me Getting an Anti-Crane gun as we speak...
 * 51) Me Having Memory Loss.
 * 52) The Siege Turtles Liking Carrots.Ending the Kurzick/Luxon War Like this. "The Kurzick started catapulting large bags of carrots into the Jade Sea....Ever since then, no turtle has ever step foot on to Kurzicks soil from the day forth"
 * 53) Me reaching 70'th Comment.
 * 54) Woop!
 * 55) User:Ryuu Desu Not being a Cat.
 * 56) SF Being Removed from the game. 1 Down. 99 more to go.
 * 57) User:UF Being a FLAPING Crane.
 * 58) Me Getting Memory Loss.
 * 59) Me Scoring with my X.
 * 60) Igor being Unblocked.
 * 61) Oni Being unblocked.
 * 62) At least one of Miserys Talk pages not including Sanchez.
 * 63) Furyan Stealing my Birthday.
 * 64) Mantlecon being interesting this Year.Which it will be (1080AE).
 * 65) Mich Sprechend Deutsch.
 * 66) Iemand Kääntäminen Wannan
 * 67) Me remembering WTF that says ^
 * 68) White Mantle Winning this Krytan War 1080AE (Canon Lol)
 * 69) Furyan Giving my Birthday Back
 * 70) Giggles being a Monkey
 * 71) Me thinking of any more for today
 * 72) No i think thats just it.
 * 73) Mantlecon NOT involving Explosions.
 * 74) me getting memorry loss.Unposiblaz.
 * 75) The Scarecrow finding love <3
 * 76) the scarecrow having Sylvari Children O.o
 * 77) me thinking of more...
 * 78) RA Sins not dying
 * 79) Neil beating me to 100 (muahahahahahahahahaha!)
 * 80) Neil not putting another floater on his page
 * 81) Scythe getting an edit right the first time
 * 82) Wyn quitting GWW
 * 83) Scythe stopping @ 99 :P
 * 84) Me scoring with my X for a THIRD time.
 * 101. This list having a number 100
 * 102. Me scoring with my X for a FORTH time.