Guild:The Goon Squad

The Goon Squad [LLJK]
LLJK has been revived.

Guild History
LLJK was founded by Cletus C Butts in the early days of the GW (guild wars) beta. He had a simple dream that he encapsulated in his famous saying that to this day adorns our guild message and is immortalised in our theme song: "Mending Cleave Chilblains". Sadly a string of temporary account bans for frivolous, trumped up charges culminated in a permanent ban, and after many months of litigation and legal proceedings Cletus was unable to restore his account to it's former glory. Many in the community questioned ANet's decision, but alas the ban has stuck and the great achievements made by our glorious leader became memory, before transcending to legend. Cletus C Butts as he would have appeared to people in his day.

Contributions to the Guild Wars community
LLJK is a well-known contributor to the furtherment of race relations, community spirit and good sportsmanship that prevails throughout the Guild Wars community.

Theme Song
LLJK established the tradition of Guild Wars themed songs. Three songs have been written by its members and dedicated to the Guild Wars game.
 * "Mending Cleave Chilblains" by Jack "lank" Bauer & Fjot the Mage Killer Click to download
 * "3AM (Cleave)" by Jack "lank" Bauer Click to download
 * "The Sound of Cleaving" by Jack "lank" Bauer Click to download

Ideology

 * Guild Wars is Serious Business

Recruitment
The Goon Squad has a long history of acceptance and tolerance. Simply asking politely is often enough to gain acceptance into the fold. Often times a player will be "groomed" after displaying outstanding skill or dedication to the ideals that are upheld within the guild, and will be lured to our guild hall with promises of candy and magic.

What we are looking for:


 * We are looking for new members who are active, fun, and take an interest in the well-being of the guild.
 * We are looking for people with a knowledge of multiple professions and who can use these professions efficiently and proficiently.
 * Farming fanatics and Power traders are not welcome in the guild.

Requirements:


 * Vent, working mic is highly recommended.
 * Age 16+ Mature Member (no drama queens)
 * A Knowledge of HM and High End areas
 * Activity on LLJK Forumn
 * Participation in Guild Activities on a Regular Basis

Before you apply, you should know that we expect all members to know what they are doing. If you have little or no experience with hard mode or high end areas, LLJK is probably not the guild for you. If you feel you meet these criteria or need more information, feel free to drop by our site (http://lljk.cyborgethel.com). To apply to our guild, please register on the website and create a new post by copying the following questions in, and answering them.


 * What are your in-game names, professions, levels, XP, and /age?
 * Do you have ventrilo and a working mic?
 * What game related forums are you a member of and how often do you visit/post on those forums?
 * If you have a guru profile, post a link to it.
 * How often do you play, and during what times/days?
 * What Country do you live in?
 * How old are you, and what time zone are you in?
 * How did you hear about LLJK(friend, forum, etc)?
 * Do you know any LLJK members who can give you a reference and if so, whom?
 * What are the in-game activities at which you excel (keyword: excel)? Please be specific.
 * Briefly describe why you want to join LLJK.
 * What makes you an asset to the guild; what makes you stand apart?
 * How many Maxed Titles do you have, and what are they?
 * What GW games do you own, which ones have you completed, and what elite areas can/have you visited, and on which characters?
 * Can you please name your past guilds if possible

Please submit your application using the format shown here. You may add any additional information you like beneath the requested information. Officers (and some members) will review your application and vote on it. During the voting process, LLJK members and officers will leave a reason in your application thread detailing why they made their decision. In some situations additional information/Trial Runs may be requested so please check your application frequently until you are decided upon. If you are voted in, the leader or an officer will contact you in-game and send out an invite.

LLJK only accepts the very best to insure that our members are guaranteed the highest level of game enjoyment.

We look forward to hearing from you.

GL