User talk:BlastemTheMaster/Blastem The Master/Henchman

Who's got skills...I got skills, enjoy the page. - StimpsonJKat 19:56, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

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Blastem The Master is a henchman found everywhere in Guild Wars Prophecies.

He is labeled as a "Protector of Tyria".

Locations

 * Ascalon (all towns and outposts)
 * Kryta (all towns and outposts)
 * Maguuma Jungle (all towns and outposts)
 * Crystal Desert (all towns and outposts)
 * Shiverpeak Mountains
 * Ring of Fire

Skills

 * (elite)
 * (elite)
 * (elite)

Evaluation
Pros
 * Great for a meat shield, A.K.A. a tank.
 * Can get enemies angry with his cocky style of talking.
 * Won't aggro.

Cons
 * Does not possess any interrupt skills.
 * No form of ressurection.

Dialogue
Towns and outposts:
 * "Most people call me "Super Uber Pwnage Leet Monster of Pwnage Uber Own" That's because I'm the best Warrior this side of the Tarnished Coast. If you're lookin' for adventure, then you'll be needin' someone to watch your back, someone who knows these lands like the back of his hand. My sword is at your service. Just say the word."

Quotes
Ascalon:
 * "Come here, furball! I got you some Kibbles 'n' Bits!" (While fighting Charr).
 * "Damn, you're ugly."

Kryta:
 * "Do you smell that? Whatever it is, it's not human."
 * "This place is beautiful. Holy guacamole."

Maguuma Jungle:
 * "These plants can move? What is this world coming to?!"
 * "On guard. These faggots can surprise you at any moment."

Shiverpeak Mountains:
 * "If things get too bad, I can build us an igloo."
 * "See those idiots over there? Let's get 'em."
 * "The snow is quite beautiful. It makes me want to... you know."

Battle quotes

 * "Bring them down!"
 * "Quit complaining and get on your knees!"
 * "Death come swiftly to my foes."
 * "Down with our enemies, up with our swords!"
 * "Balthazar's wrath be swift."
 * "Mess with a Warrior, get the tip."
 * "My sword severs your artery."
 * "Pin 'em to the ground like insects."
 * "Prepare to be brutalized, beast."
 * "Holy guacamole."

Trivia

 * He used to be named Blastem Maguuma prior to the release of Guild Wars Prophecies.
 * He is not even a henchman, why are you reading this? LOL.

 Enjoy :) C4K3'' Talk 11:53, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
 * thats the old henchie page he made, prior to deletion, isn't it? =P -- &#91;&#91;User:StimpsonJKat&#124;&lt;font color=&quot;pink&quot;&gt;&#39;&#39;&#39;Stimpson J Kat&#39;&#39;&#39;&lt;/font&gt;&#93;&#93; 08:18, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, i just found it more funny then this one, so i thought he might want it ^^ C4K3 [[Image:User_C4K3_Signature.jpg]] Talk 12:36, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I find the quote "Has an IQ of over 100." to be rather... funny ;) Especially the lines after it, "Sometimes, just for the lawls, takes off all his armor and fights naked." But hey, that's just me.  Moo  brains made me do it!    13:42, 17 July 2009