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American sports
 is there some way I could watch this game without having access to a tv  http://atdhe.net/8979/watch-philadelphia-eagles-vs-oakland-raiders  oh cool  really hard to find a decent stream of nfl games :-/  now if only I knew anything about football :D  just to make sure, the raiders are the black guys, right  yeh  They're all the black guys  it's American sports  k, eagles got posession again  ^  eagles is like  1 white guy?  ... e.e

legal mumbo jumbo
 Destroyers Of Soul  should be banned for having a very unoriginal name <Alex`> hey, he added an s <Shard> doesnt every 12 year old gamer on the planet have a char with that name? <Alex`> that's pretty original <Auron> yeah by anet's definition

trolling Conservapedia
<Shard> what's something conservatives love besides dumb republican politicians and the bible <Shard> I know! <Shard> abortion <Shard> they just love that <Shard> LOL here's the introduction to the article: <Shard> Abortion is the induced termination of a pregnancy.[1] Abortion is a billion-dollar industry[2][3][4] in the United States and Western Europe except for Ireland, Malta and Poland, where it is generally illegal.[5] God warns in His word that a nation that sheds innocent blood will not prosper. (Deuteronomy 19:11-13) <Shard> I have problems when people say "God says" <Shard> just change it to "the bible says" <Shard> Many victims of abortion find healing by speaking out against, and discouraging, similar harm to other mothers and their children. <Shard> where do they speak from? The grave? <Shard> how did dead babies learn to speak? <Shard> A section titles "Abortion Industry and How It Targets Minority Communities" <Shard> titled* <Shard> I've never seen abortion adds...how do they target certain demographics? <Shard> ads <Shard> "Educating others about abortion requires accurate information." a few lines later on the same page: "Abortion is the leading cause of death in Spain." <Shard> I can't put enough lulz in that article, time to skim a different one

<Shard> "Given that liberalism is so prevalent in academia, it is not entirely surprising that college graduates are indoctrinated into the evolutionary paradigm via evolutionary propaganda." <Shard> HAHAHAHA "A liberal is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, " <Shard> I'm editing this page when my ban ends <Shard> logical and biblical should not be in the same sentence unless it has a "not" between them <Shard> For more information please see: Liberals and uncharitableness <Shard> lol <Shard> omg <Shard> this page has to be protected, because it's a troll magnet <Shard> the history page on liberals <Shard> http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Liberal&action=history <Shard> look at the major contributor <Shard> hmmmmmm <Alex`> oh, did you do your big trolling already, shard? <Shard> not yet <Shard> i get unbanned tomorrow at 0:15 apparently <Shard> my IP anyway <Shard> im getting articles ready to post though <Wizardboy> The problem isn't so much the flagrant bias of this article so much as the fact that Conservapedia is so damn sanctimonious about Wikipedia's alleged bias. You people have no right to complain about bias when you wear your own so proudly on your sleeve. This whole enterprise makes you look like a bunch of petty, oblivious jackasses. Consider this a public service announcement. <Wizardboy> Also, on an unrelated note, Wikipedia's article on Jesus is more comprehensive, more eloquently composed, more insightful, more educational, and more consistently cited than its counterpart here. Ironic, considering the whole point of Conservapedia was to provide a more Christian perspective on reality. <Shard> I'm gonna photobucket this page <Shard> lol <Shard> http://s34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/Shard_Fenix/?action=view&current=Biaspedia.png <Shard> and they say liberals are biased

I GOT SUSPENDED FOR NO REASON
i got suspended because someone (redwave the reaper) who should be banned) reported me for something random cause i was asking people for some gp and he told other people to report me and they did and now im super pissed!!!!! >=( my account should be unlocked because i didnt do anything !!!!!!!!!!! SO HE SHOULD BE BANNED I PAID MONEY FOR THIS GAME AND I WANT TO PLAY IT SO UNLOCK IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:173.60.52.40 (talk).
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 * You got banned for being 8 years old, and acting like it. It's past 9:30, so you should be in bed now.  We'll unlock your account in the morning.  Honest.    &mdash;Jette  [[Image:User_Jette_awesome.png|19px]] 02:45, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Rurik Teaches Math

 * Guild Wars: Probabilities (Tanetris)
 * Guild Wars: Fractions (purple_llama)
 * Guild Wars: New Forms (Binary10)
 * Guild Wars: Sine of the North (Binary10)
 * Guild Wars: Pi to the Fourth, 3.141 for short (Mortimer)

<Vili> there could be an in-game easter egg NPC who tells you that he knows Pi to a thousand places <Binary10> and start telling you them one at a time <Vili> only if you pick the wrong dialogue option <Vili> the right one would be "Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces" <Vili> and if he starts reciting, it would use those super annoying floating infoboxes that NEVER GO AWAY <Binary10> ya <Binary10> and chase you anywhere you go <Binary10> >.> <Binary10> ...I guess you could have mercy on people and not take it out of the zone <Vili> oh, that would just be cruel :p <Vili> as a reward for listening, you could get the Moebius Focus <Binary10> what would it do? <Mortimer> Unlimited energy, but you can't use any of it <Vili> yup <Binary10> nice

Touch Typing with Shiro Tagachi

 * "You are no match for my almighty WPM!"
 * "Taste my ten fingers of torment!"
 * "Spacebar, banished!"

When Policy Fails

 * User:Limu Tolkki

IRC is srs bsns
<Belar> Hi anja <Anja> hi folks <Anja> O.o <Vili> stop socking Warw -_- <Anja> :D <Anja> That's right! I am the puppetmaster! Ahaha! <Anja> >.> <Anja> Surprised? Ahaha! <Anja> ..hmm, I guess not. I shall have to work on my surprises. <Vili> gogo ChanServ <Tanetris> I do not understand why you would remove the ban. <Pling> *shrug* <Tanetris> Ah, to do it again. I respect that.
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May Righteousness Sysop Sanction Be Our Shield
<SilentStorm> Kakarot <Wyn> lol <SilentStorm> what :P <Wyn> too bad he's also wrong <SilentStorm> well its true its not an "absolute" requirement <SilentStorm> and not enforced or sth like that <SilentStorm> but still <Wyn> it's just common practice <Wyn> but it's not right to tell someone they have to change their signature because of the policy <SilentStorm> well neither of us have said he HAVE to <SilentStorm> we both just asked politely <Vili> but then how else would they be notified <SilentStorm> which is allowed ;) <SilentStorm> but anyway <Wyn> Hi Aba malatu can you change your signature so it reflects your registered username as required by our signature policy..... <Wyn> that pretty much says it's required by the policy..... <SilentStorm> yeah ok the required part is too much <SilentStorm> I agree that he/we could've written "Would you please change your Signature to reflect your actual registered Username more" or sth among these lines but well <Wyn> lol sorry, I will argue this til the policy gets changed <Pling> ... <Wyn> and since no one has bothered to try to change the policy, we shouldn't be telling users they have to do it <Pling> common practice != policy <Pling> uh <Pling> sorry <Pling> common practice = policy <Wizardboy> policy follows practice <Vili> follows being the operative word <SilentStorm> hmm <SilentStorm> maybe I should actually bother :P <Wyn> but to tell someone that it's required by policy when the policy clearly states it's not a requirement, just a common practice is wrong <Wyn> anyway... I need to go <Vili> so can I change my sig to Auron <SilentStorm> no <Pling> that's be impersonation, vili <SilentStorm> that would break the impersonate part <Pling> BE LESS BAD <Wyn> lol <Legendary_Grinch> So <Wyn> ok.. I gotta go <Vili> so can I change it to a nonexistent user <Wyn> cya later :D <Pling> you could <Legendary_Grinch> I can change my sig to a troll and not get banned? <Wizardboy> cya wyn <SilentStorm> but FAIL LESS PLZ would be allowed :Ü <Wyn> sure Vili as long as it still links to your userpage <Pling> and IT'S TOTALLY ALLOWED <Vili> is it rly <Pling> screw whatever it's supposed to mean <Pling> screw whatever's useful <Pling> screw practice! <Pling> LOOPYHOLE <SilentStorm> ^^
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Why PUGs Suck
Most good players do not want to play with PUGs for several reasons. PUGs have serious organizational problems, which can be overlooked with decent, or even mildly decent players. That brings us to problem number two. Most PUGs are terrible. You see spirit spam monks who "can heal also", /me with conjure phantasm nightmare lolling their amazing pink damage, and a host of other combos that make you want to eat your keyboard in frustration. That sort of brings us to issue number 3, and that is that PUGs have serious attitude problems, and essentially never take suggestions. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy playing with people, but having someone maintain mending on 6 people and then complain we aren't killing people fast enough to trigger his soul reaping to maintain enchantments gets irritating. As far as making the game easier, goes, that only makes the problem worse. There is no reason to get better at all if that happens. It is sad wen you get called a noob by someone who has mending, frenzy, with all points in strength, and healing prayers, and attack skills from all 3 war weapons. This "expert" has a set of 15k platemail because he can farm UW with his perma which can of course "pwn your shitye nub SSS necoro" cause with "his perma you'll never be able to do anything to him in a 1 on 1". Apparently dealing over 200 damage a second is totally shitty when he can use dismember, switch to a hammer for mighty blow, then switch to a sword to cover that deepwound with sever artery, but then what do I know. I'm a "total fuktard hoo socks cuck". On second thought, that guy is actually pretty good. He knows that covered deepwound is better, though maybe thats just coincidence. <Sarcasm> But hey, he has elite armor so I have to give him the benefit of the doubt. </Sarcasm> And yes, I did run into the above, and yes the spelling is all his with the exception of the perma is untouchable. That sentence had in total, 7 swear words, all of which were misspelled, and was written in a way that would make a furious Yoda force choke himself to death. I wish I could make this stuff up, buy my creativity is simply too feeble to even attempt such abuse of reality. I will gladly assist someone who listens and is polite. However the above, while admittedly somewhat uncommon in that it is SO far over the top, is a sad reality that you are always gambling with when pugging. At least he wasn't leeching, but for total contribution to the team he may as well have been. Kelvin Greyheart 04:29, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

switch function, which is almost as good as tags
Idea stoled from User:Fox007