User:Firoas/Noushi The Prophet

Back Story
Dubbed the village loon, Noushi spent the majority of his life isolated in a small shack overlooking Mount Qinkai. He would often concoct bizzare and usually dangerous spells in his solitude. Noushi was also the protagonist of a local story told to scare young children.

Considered crazy, nobody from the nearby villages dared approached his place of dwelling. Noushi would also spend his time researching forgotten lore and Canthan history. One day, he discovered that his family was once in line to the throne of Cantha, but were exiled from the royal family. Nobody would believe crazy old Noushi, so he squandered his days trying to find a way to view the future, to see if he or his family would ever ascend the throne. Studying old spell books, Noushi chanced across an ancient incantation that would allow him to do just that. However, he required a live human specimen to take part in a particularly dangerous attempt to prophesize the future.

Luckily, one day, a weary female traveller seeking rest came across Noushi's house. Noushi immediately took her into the house to promptly begin testing. But something was wrong. He didn't want to perform the test on this traveller. Something was preventing him from performing the spell. Love. Noushi had never experienced this before, and made it his duty to cherish his new found love interest. It appeared she, too, had a desire to be with the town madman. Noushi rigorously explained the advanced incantation and how it can be used to witness the future. Noushi was completely oblivious to the fact that the traveller was in fact deaf as a post. He prattled on for hours about how their grandchildren will rule Cantha, having no idea his new love was hearing none of it. Out of pity, and possibly boredom, the traveller accepted Noushi's rather swift marriage proposal, and the lived together on the mountain side as the crazy fortune teller and his deaf wife.

Noushi now
Bored of the home life, Noushi's wife decided to take her husband on her travels of Tyria. Noushi, now socialising with others, grasped the concept of assisting those in need. At the same time he performs his prophesizing magics for a small price.

Battle Quotes
''Gee, you're stupid, it must hurt when you think. Well, it will now...'' Practical study is far more entertaining, don't you think? The Phantom of Cantha is here, inside your mind! ''Stop hurting yourself. Stop hurting yourself.'' Brain freeze! I've seen Kappa more intelligent than you! ''Blahh! I've come to suck your mind juice! SLUUURRRP'' I've come to the conclusion that our world is infact a simulation, a game as such. ''Lord Noushi, no wait, King Noushi the Almighty. Has a ring to it, yes?'' Is this a bad time to say I FORGOT MY UNDERPANTS? ''Noooooooo, they're after me! Stop following me!'' ''WWRRYYYYYYYYY! That's the sound you'll make when I implode your brain!'' ''I'm firing my BRAIN lazer! *utters gibberish*'' ''*murmurs* Hmm.. Hmm? Oh yes, a battle!'' Where am I? How much wood can a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck can chuck BACKFIRE...got ya didn't I? I don't usually dominate peoples minds...but when I do