User:Titani Ertan/Soviet Russia

Note:Whenever I say "IN RUSSIA!!", I mean in Soviet Russia; it just saves keystrokes and makes it sound more dramatic. Also, don't take any of this seriously, of course.

IN [SOVIET] RUSSIA!!
IN RUSSIA!! Our colored TV is in Black and White, and the Black and White TV is in Black!

IN RUSSIA!! When Catherine had her wedding, 20 armed men crashed in and killed all guests, and then Catherine rose from the grave and killed them all with a Samurai Sword!

IN RUSSIA!! When burglars came to Catherine's house, 6 year old Catherine made a back flip at the first burglar, knocking him down, killed the second one with a Kalashnikov, and headbutted the last one, made a split, END OF ACT!

IN RUSSIA!! 14 year old girls fuck you!

IN RUSSIA!! Pencils sharpen you!

IN RUSSIA!! We go Ice Fishing without ice!

IN RUSSIA!! Erasers erase the sun!

IN RUSSIA!! We dance in fires because it strengthens our Cold resistance!

IN RUSSIA!! To be continued!