User talk:Karate Jesus/Archive 3

Furst.
 * superseding is pro, i hurd. Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  22:50, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * When you have multiple edits pre-ready, users are allowed to supersede due to the NMT5EPS rule.

W7 & Ubuntu
Karate  Jesus  22:49, 6 October 2009  (UTC) W7 is out?!

You think PoLinux supports WoW?
 * Doubt it. And yes, W7 is out. Unsupported currently, but out. Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  22:52, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Link. I'm guessing it doesn't fit only on 1 CD either :< Off to buy DVD-RWs!
 * You have to burn it onto a DvD and then load it. And just go to Windows main page and clickity click through the links until you sign up for it. I think it requires email verification (like a beta). Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  22:57, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Ew, giving Windows e-mail addresses. Can I make one KJs_Cyber_Is_Pro@gmail.com, or is that taken?
 * Sorry, the Windows 7 RC is no longer available for download. If you’ve got the download and need a product key, they’ll be available until October 21, 2009. -- reckon I can torrent the beta and just torrent the product key?
 * c. Although, just torrent the beta and dl the key from Windows. The keys are often fake on torrents. Karate  [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  23:02, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Doesn't windows charge per key? Or have they had a coupe?
 * Not currently they're not. But the key will expire when they want you to buy the completed version (unless you have Vista already dl'd). Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:04, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I'm guessing 7 is backwards-compatible with all the soft that works with Vista, right? I hope? If i dl'd it now and just added the key, would that work or would i have to re-install?
 * At this point, I'm not really sure. You never know with Windows. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:09, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Which is why I asked :>
 * Like I said, at this point, I don't even know if Windows knows. I'm sure they'll fuck people over somehow with that. I would recommend backing up EVERYTHING if you dl W7. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:12, 6 October 2009  (UTC)

Zombie Movies, etc

 * In case you missed it, I just shredded my hard-drive twice, then replaced all the data with random 0's. I think that at this point, I can wipe my HD once again without much anxiety. On a side note, "The Simpsons are a much-loved, close-knit family facing some of the everyday challenges that modern day families go through," Have you seen Zombieland?
 * Not yet, but I'm dying to. I own like every decent Zombie movie ever (you should know that from my "purpose of men" comment a while back). It's in my DNA to love Zombie movies and the movie looks amazing. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:20, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Any decent top 5 zombie movie list has Shaun of the Dead. What're the other 4 you own? :>
 * Every good zombie list has to have a "romantic comedy....with zombies" (I have Shaun of the Dead, obviously). 4 others? That's hard. Um....28 days later, both Dawn of the Deads (for the lulz), the Evil Deads (again, for the lulz), Night of the Living Dead, Dead Alive, 28 Weeks Later, etc. I also can't wait until they make the book "The Strain" into a movie. Vampire-zombies that are more zombie than vampire make me happy. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:30, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Would movies like, say, (for example) Alien v Predator be considered a zombie movie or an "ugly alien-shaped like object" movie? I've yet to see the Resident Evil movies. I <33333333333333333333333333333 the games though. Fixed camera is win. Are the movies any good? PS: watch Titani bust in and GWW:SIGN my ass

The RE movies are actually pretty terrible. They're worth watching if you have a sense of humor about it....but if you liked the games, I wouldn't recommend it. They're pretty bad. And read "The Strain" before comparing it to AvP as far as the correlation to zombies. Trust me....they're zombies. Think Blade 2 with the zombie-vampires except they have a hive-like mind leader and feed using Resident Evil like stingers from their mouths rather than fangs. It's a pretty badass book. You can tell it'll be a movie soon. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:37, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I wasn't comparing AvP to The Strain, I was asking if you considered AvP to be a zombie-like movie or in a complete other category. I say ALL the Chuckie movies should be zombie movies (fuck, that doll scared the shit out of me)
 * Oh, hell no. AvP doesn't count as a zombie movie. Neither does Chuckie. The main thing that makes a zombie (to me) is that the zombies have no control over their actions. It doesn't matter to me whether they do it because of undead bloodlust, viral infection that inhibits rational thinking, some other entity is controlling them (hive-mind), etc. They're not zombies unless they're not in control. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:43, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I see. Why don't they make like, super-agile/fast/strong zombies for once? And have it end like the middle part of Day After Tomorrow (NY covered in snow was probably the best scene in that movie, left after I realized they weren't going to die after all :<)
 * They have. See 28 days later, 28 weeks later, some of the Resident Evil movies, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead (the remake). And a lot (if not most) zombie movies end with everyone dying (again...see the list above). <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:54, 6 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I see. What's up with people being in love with vampires this year?

Still Zombies, but some shit about Vampires and Twilight
You still play GWz? (afk'ing in HB is not playing GWz)
 * Yes, but only when I have time. Basically Fridays until I get another weekend off that my wife doesn't want to monopolize. Also, I hate vampires. They make me angry. Basing horror movies off of character roles is just pathetic. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:04, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * What's up with all the Twilight crap? They're not even real vampires :<
 * Idk, my wife likes the books. I know very little about them. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:12, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * It's like an emo-chick + a vampire that's not really a vampire + werewolves that aren't really werewolves. Very sketchy.
 * Well that's just weird. How can they be things they're not? Idk, it all seems like fake emo-food to me. Is there even blood involved? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:16, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Its not that great of a series anyway >_>. I was forced into reading the first book for an english class. Hated it. And about every girl I know have read it, everyones in love with it, think its the greatest series ever, etc. (and yes I just did jump into your convo. >_>) pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:17, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey, you're welcome into the convo. Especially if you like zombie movies. I saw the first movie. It was kind of boring, but I heard it was one of those movies that you needed to read the book ahead of time to get it. In my opinion, it was just a lazily written, poorly acted movie. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:19, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I saw the movie. The lighting was HORRIBLE. Like, awful. Audio was ok. Didn't focus on the content, but the acting was just people reading lines.
 * @KJ,So were the books in my opinion. And I haven't seen too many zombie movies(I can't rent movies untill I'm 18, parents don't like zombie movies, won't rent them for me). I've seen..night of the living dead, and hopefully I'm seeing zombie land this weekend. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:21, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Torrent movies you weak-hearted person of interest.
 * See? That's the advantage of having terrible parents. I watched whatever the hell I wanted as a kid. But you also have to get a job at 13 to help support your co-dependent parents. So, there's a trade-off. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:23, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Gimme a list of movies D: Oh and I'm running low on space on my computer.I've been downloading anime for some friends though, And they're getting it tomorrow so that'll clear up some room. pers onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:25, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Anime? Ohnoes. We need to course-correct this quickly. There's a decent list of zombie movies a few paragraphs above. Just look up. I don't want to copy it. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:26, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * This kid needs to hd wipe -> l2torrent :>
 * ^. Also, stop adding that damn template to my page iffy. It's distracting. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:28, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I do need to hard drive wipe soon D: Been meaning too for months but I'm lazy. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:29, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Hidden Spam and Boxing/Fight Club
The hidden spam can stay. Also, quick making repeated edits. I'm tired of getting ec'd. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:34, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * No worries, I'm about to leave for boxing.
 * ....the sport? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:36, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Think Fight Club (great movie, btw) but with gloves. Very fun
 * Awesome. Go kick some ass. lolz. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:37, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, I know what boxing is. It's just that "boxing" means different things to different people. I actually used to box in high school (yes, in the south it can still be a competitive sport in high school). Watching amateur matches is still a pretty common hobby of mine. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:39, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * We don't have it at any school near mine, I don't think. (Is in the south too) pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:40, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, I grew up in a small Texas town. I think they've since banned it. I'm not sure. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:41, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Ah, I'm in a medium sized town, in Mississippi. Don't think the college here has boxing either, but I don't keep up with them anyway. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:43, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, by small, I mean 60k people. Compared to where I live now, that's not much. And we had fight clubs too (obviously not legal) on the local middle school's gravel roof. I guess I just broke Fight Club rule #1, but I'm sure my brothers will forgive me. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:46, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Well Going by that, my towns probably small then, doubt we have 60k people. I'd love to get on my schools roof, huge raised ceiling for the high school commons.Bout the height of a 3 story building. We're planning on sneaking up there for a senior prank anyway. pers onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:50, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It shouldn't be hard to get up there. Just do what we did. Become friends with one of the janitors. Which may mean bribing him with liquor, but it works. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:52, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Everyones friends with the janitor at our school. And besides, they have a ladder that leads up to it, bolted to the side of the school. Nothing blocking it or anything. All you have to do is walk up to it and climb. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:53, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * And you haven't been up there yet? That's just disappointing. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:55, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * They usually watch the school during the day, I'm never near it at night, or when school's out. Haven't had a car till a little under two months ago. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 00:56, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Wtf? No car? Didn't you say you're almost 18? Damn....I got a car at 14 (and a hardship license). Granted, I had to buy it myself...and it was shit...but I still had one. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:57, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Or hell, get one of your older friends to drive you around. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:58, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Yeah, parents didn't get me a car until now. I didn't have my license until Early August. And I have no way to earn money, so I couldn't really get anything beforehand(No allowance, most jobs in town require you to be 16-18 before they hire you). And every friend I have is either my age or younger Dx pers onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 01:01, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * You can't get hardship licenses anymore? How do 14-15 yr old's get jobs? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">01:03, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I have no clue. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 01:08, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

A little thing called public transportation (although, if your town is as small as you say it is, walking shouldn't be THAT hard.) My ass got HANDED to me, several times. In a row, of course. But fuck it, it was worth it. Can't you work at your local McD's (or, in Mississippi, Wendy's!) I'm sure they need eager new blood to work the counters from 5 to 8. I'm pretty sure in the continental US (especially in the South) work permits are 14.
 * The only public transportation goes to the bars and to the dorms(bars no where near the schools). Een though Its a small town, I live outside the town, I don't go to city school anyway, I go to county school.(20 minute drive to the school, but thats mainly on highways going 65+) pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 04:14, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Bike, work random errands around your 'hood, do something to earn your loaf of bread. :>
 * I don't like biking up and down huge hills D:. Everyone in my neighbor hood is an ass(seriously). And we have a bread machine so i make my own bread :D pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 04:16, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Meh, I'm going to bed. If either of you wanna continue talkin' about this, put a message on my talk page. I think KJ's gonna have to archive soon after all this anyway >_> pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 04:20, 7 October 2009 (UTC)


 * /wave. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 09:38, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * /wave. Also, Personn.....I've decided you're lazy. Either that or I just don't understand high school anymore (which is possible). Can you even get laid w/o a car anymore? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">13:11, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Only if your parents are out of town, the girl you're dating has a car and she's willing to drive herself to your house for the fuck of her life. Jeeze KJ, I thought you understood high school drama.
 * He's been there and done that tbh. He's probably your biological father too, your mom lied to you and your other dad. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:32, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Liar! My mother never sleeps with rednecks!
 * Well I bet she never sleeps with men either, and KJ is tha manliest man there is. "His beard is thick". -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 15:36, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * No, our family has evolved into a hermaphroditic species. Derp.
 * @KJ's earlier statement: Even with a car I can't get laid   Yes I'm very lazy. Extremly lazy.  pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 21:27, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Awww. Now I'm sad. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:33, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Well I'm exaggerating a bit, I can be lazy but I'll do work if I have to. I do have a bad procrastination problem though. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 21:35, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I meant about the laid part. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:36, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Oh. Well, I'm not really popular with the ladies. Only had 3 girlfriends since, ever. 2 if you count the fact I went out with the same girl twice Its probably cause I'm not very sociable. I don't talk to people that often, and when I do its just a few words really. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 21:39, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Ok, you're starting to depress me. Stop it. Anyway, play your quietness as a strength. The whole "mysterious quiet guy" type stuff. It works. I have a friend who has what could only be described as borderline social anxiety disorder, but he's a pro with the ladies. He's not even good looking (he's hairy like none other). Weaknesses can be strengths. Just saying. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:43, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I'll try to stop. I've gotten some compliments on my appearance though. Apparently, I have pretty eyes. And cute legs. A bit random compliments but meh. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 21:45, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Pretty eyes and cute legs? Who the fuck are you hanging out with? Ru Paul? (that reference may have dated me o.o). You need manly compliments about your rugged physique and sexy dong size. Well.....not exactly, but you know what I mean. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:46, 7 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Several girls I know have said the same thing(same compliments) to me. I rarely get compliments on other appearances D:. pers  onn5 [[Image:User_Personn5_sig.jpg|19px]] 21:48, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * /wave ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  19:36, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * /wave. Random indent btw. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">19:38, 8 October 2009  (UTC)
 * What up KJ? de   Kooning  19:42, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Not much. What's up with you? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">19:44, 8 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Cool, cool. de   Kooning  20:00, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * /wave, it was an obvious response to my wave :o <3 -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:08, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, btw. I was the douche that nominated you that time. de   Kooning  20:25, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, awesome. Thanks for that btw. Just out of curiosity, why did you do that? Because of the name or because I'm awesome? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:27, 8 October 2009  (UTC)
 * And I will nominate you every time 'til you get in, cause you a bad mamma jamma. de   Kooning  20:39, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:45, 8 October 2009  (UTC)

"(btw, my bday is in a month :D :D :D :D :D <3 (god, i'm an ass))" ^^ -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:53, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Iz true. I was trying to be sarcastic but I realized after typing it out that I'm an asshole. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:54, 8 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Tbh I find you hilarious and extraordinarily sensual, but I've pretty much considered anything you've ever done assholeishhhhhhhh. Well, I have a nice rant by you on my talk back before our cybering days. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 21:17, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

happy early (by a month) birthday!
i prob forget :< <font color="black" face="courier new">¤Dark  ';~;' <font color="darkslategray" face="courier new">Chaos¤  22:08, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

I've come
to spam you. SPAM!
 * well, that's nice. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:01, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * In addition, I'd like to welcome you to join me in my epic PvE experience! It's new and exciting!
 * Oreallyz? Did they add new content? Ohwait.... <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:04, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * GET IT?! But seriously, I need to get my imba to DoA so I can farm stuff to get rich and buy you an em blade. So technically, this is for you... >.> Or teach me to 600 in DoA. Or make me make a ranger.
 * Make a ranger. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:08, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I have one iirc, but I haven't gotten to the secondary place yet. Halp me with Hunted!
 * Noes! RR days starts in like an hour. I want r3 before they pull it :D Also, I want moar moneyz. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:10, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I have a monk in DoA, get a sin there and we'll PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW DoA for many gemz and stuffz. Kk? HF auto resigning. I hope you're red ALL THE FUCKING TIME. PS: Maybe I'll play too, it's all ranks or just 1200+ish?
 * No! >:/ No DoA! It's RR day damnit. And you should come too. Repeatable quest means lolzkeys. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:21, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Ooooooooooooooooooh shit. That's hot. Must... click... GW... not... WoW...
 * Click WoW. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:24, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Did already ;)
 * I figured. RR day doesn't start for 1/2 an hour anyway. Plus, why would you care about GW moneyz or titles? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:29, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * One of my lolpve friends just hit r10 zaishen. I'm slightly jealous.
 * Who? Saph? Whoever it is, tell them congrats. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:33, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Saph's r2. :< You met Em? The one with the e-blades coming out of her ass :/
 * Yea, once. Tell Em to give one of them ass eblades to meh :D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:35, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Ask her yourself :>
 * Because that'll go over well :/ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:36, 9 October 2009  (UTC)

Tell her you know me and it'll go over just fine. I'm serious, it can't hurt to try.
 * ._. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:39, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Fuck that, I'm farming RFC for Disenchant... so... not logging in :>

HEY ASSHOLE
Stop playing RR and tell me how to subst time and date in a sig. Kthx. The preceding minor edit was made by: A cute hamster  15:52, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * ,   That is how, just remember to sign with 3  <font color="Fuchsia">Kurtan   <font color="Deeppink">15:56, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
 * RR hasn't started yet <.< <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:56, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Well, my code is The preceding minor edit was made by: [[Image:User_Moo_Kitty_Sleepy_McHamster.png|19px]] A cute hamster at, on //  , what's the diff between current and local? Wouldn't current take the day of the website (I'm guessing UTC) and local EST?  The preceding minor edit was made by: [[Image:User_Moo_Kitty_Sleepy_McHamster.png|19px]] A cute hamster at 15:57, on 9/10/2009

Red six times in a row so far :/ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:14, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Just make a macro (ala auto clicker) that spams Enter Mission or w/e, and copy-paste /resign. Sticky key Ctrl and you only have to press V to farm your title! The preceding minor edit was made by: [[Image:User_Moo_Kitty_Sleepy_McHamster.png|19px]] A cute hamster at 16:16, on 9/10/2009
 * It's good. 3 zkeys so far. I doubt I'll get r3 today (probably wont even get r2), but that's cool. At least I'm making moneyz. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:30, 9 October 2009  (UTC)

Psst
Hide me, Y0 will be out to get me. :< The preceding minor edit was made by:  A cute hamster at 16:31, on 9/10/2009
 * Why's that? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:32, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * this Going to boxing, have fun farming red for keyz. I call half of them! The preceding minor edit was made by: [[Image:User_Moo_Kitty_Sleepy_McHamster.png|19px]] A cute hamster at 16:34, on 9/10/2009  PS:liek nu sig?
 * Ah....yea....that's gonna be bad. Also, lol nokeyz4u. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:37, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Sing with me! Hey Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...
 * Don't make it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
 * Take a saaaddddd soooonnnggg. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:53, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * And make it betterrrrrrrrrrrr
 * Remeeeember <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:55, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * To let her innnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 * To your heartttttttttttttttttttt
 * Then you can startttttttttttttttttt
 * To make it betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hey Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Ugh, 64zkeys. I'm tired and done. No new title though. I guess I can live with r1 considering I only played HB for 1 week. (However, I think my old account was r2....which makes me >:/ ) <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:05, 9 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Oh, also got a r9 Strength Draconic Aegis and a r9 Grinning Recurve bow (if they're still worth something) from the zchest. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:06, 9 October 2009  (UTC)

=O
Guild_Wars_Wiki:Elections/2009-10_bureaucrat_election/Karate_Jesus de   Kooning  22:10, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, lord. Here we go again :/ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">22:15, 10 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Good luck though, you're an amazingly collected person though an "asshole" ;P -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 09:57, 11 October 2009 (UTC)
 * :D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">13:19, 11 October 2009  (UTC)

How come I need to install a product key for W7 since the beta isn't over? (or is it?) This makes me QQ as I can't install uTorrent since I can't connect to the internet since W7 screws you over during a non-genuine trial phase copy. Post me a working product key over MSN. Also, pling screwed me over pretty hard. QQ Moo Kitty 18:57, 11 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't have a working (non-used) W7 key. Sorry. Can't you still get one for free? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:26, 11 October 2009  (UTC)

So yeah, W7 is actually working OK for the moment. Says I need to re-install for a genuine version, but I can live with the 3 lines of text at the bottom right corner of my screen which I covered with GuildWars and ITunes icons :> Seems like Vista, smells like Vista, and only costs $100 more!! Moo Kitty 03:31, 12 October 2009 (UTC) {{{clear}} DUDE, have you seen Zombieland? Moo Kitty 03:50, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It doesn't even allow you to connect to the internettt? I think that happened on my mom's laptop too, which we circumvented by logging in on Vista instead. Just get a custom windows or torrent a working one from another computerrrrrr. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 08:29, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes....I saw Zombieland last night. My mind/penis was blown. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">14:48, 12 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I'm guessing you didn't see it with your wife, which leads me to believe that: a) Chaos magically appeared in the great state of Texas and gave you a blowjob, b) one or more of the friends you were with are gay, c) you had too much beer because you're a lightweight or d) I have no fucking clue what the hell happened. Moo Kitty 15:04, 12 October 2009 (UTC) PS: e) all of the above?!
 * e) None of your business =O <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:12, 12 October 2009  (UTC)
 * I see. Did you enjoy the movie? Moo Kitty 15:15, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It was pretty awesome. One of the more gory Zombie movies of the last decade and definitely funnier than most of the movies around right now. It'll probably become a cult-classic (except that everyone already knows about it) in like 5 years. It might have been funnier than Shaun of the Dead, which is impressive. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:20, 12 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Lies. I guess I'll wait for a DvDRip and torrent it. Not giving my money to random theaters :< Moo Kitty 15:21, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It's worth seeing on the big-screen, tbh. There are some parts where you'll go OHSHIT! that wont be as awesome on a whittle tewevision. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:22, 12 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Whittle fwiend's wee big projector might work if I can hook it up to my computer without breaking something? :> Moo Kitty 15:25, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ Sexual innuendo?! Moo Kitty 15:29, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Hah. Knowing you, you'll break something. Just pay the $5-$10 and watch it cheapo. I have practically no money atm, but I still went. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:33, 12 October 2009  (UTC)
 * D: Fine. Moo Kitty 15:33, 12 October 2009 (UTC)


 * a), b) and c) are all correct. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 17:12, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

When were you
going to tell me you had a birthday? Moo Kitty 17:33, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I thought I did. And it's not happened yet....so....yea. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">17:34, 12 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Iffles McTornCalf is pretty pissed. You didn't tell me Jesus had a birthday. :< Moo Kitty 01:24, 13 October 2009 (UTC)
 * What's Xmas? Torn calf? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">01:35, 13 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Xmas, commonly mistaken as Christmas, is the holiday where Christians show they're better than Jews by offering not 9, nor 7, nor 5, nor 3, but ONE gift per child! C, torn calf. Moo Kitty 03:12, 13 October 2009 (UTC)
 * How'd you do that? Also, everyone knows that Chanukah gifts suck ass. I'd much rather get 1 awesome gift over 4 dradles, some random terrible candy, and a menorah/mezuzah. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">03:17, 13 October 2009  (UTC)
 * DON'T DISS JEWS YOU GOD LOVING BASTARD. BURN IN SOME PUTRID, GREEN-COLORED AMBIENT LIGHT! Boxing, ofc. Moo Kitty 03:22, 13 October 2009 (UTC)
 * How the fuck do you tear your calf boxing? Also, I think the Jews love god as well...and make take offense to that. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">03:24, 13 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Not stretching + conditioning + being bad at life. Moo Kitty 03:24, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

You should
Join me in my epic PvE adventures in WoW. (Read: AoE farming, owning random people in Battlegrounds, more PvE, more farming, more owning people in Battlegrounds,...) 'Tis truly fun, epic and new and exciting.
 * -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 13:45, 13 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't has enough moneyz to play WoW. $15/month is not really do-able on my income atm. At least, not until I get another raise/the state stops being shitty to people (budget crunches/lay-offs/etc.) <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">14:42, 13 October 2009  (UTC)

What is it? (Anal with Wyn)
Just exactly what have I done to deserve your total and complete scorn? -- Wyn  talk  19:06, 13 October 2009 (UTC)
 * When I have time to write it all down, I'll let you know. I'm busy at work atm and don't have the time required to explain why you irk me so much. However, I wouldn't consider it as "total and complete scorn". It's more of a general annoyance at almost all of your edits. On a side note, I think your presence (or at least someone of a similar character's presence) is needed as a sysop here. So, take it with a grain of salt. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">19:11, 13 October 2009  (UTC)


 * I suspect it's the PvX'rs negative perspective against people enforcing every policy in existence, and being overly punctual about that stuff. Also, I can't recall reading anything fun from you since ever, but I forget stuff. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 21:30, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

Salt is tasty Mr KJ. Don't think it's not, because it is! Moo Kitty 22:08, 13 October 2009 (UTC)


 * That is why you're a cholesterol-ridden fatty. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  22:20, 13 October 2009 (UTC)


 * For your information, good sir, the only cholesterol-ridden baby factory present at the moment is KJ's wife your mom me. D: Moo Kitty 22:23, 13 October 2009 (UTC)
 * (To Wyn) Actually, Chaos pretty much hit the nail on the head. I think it's that you rarely ever seem to have fun, you're overly judicial (which is just annoying), and you can be a real asshole randomly and then turn around and be overly sweet. It's annoying and aggravating. That's about it, I guess. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:31, 14 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Just goes to show neither of you know anything at all about me, but I can live with that. -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  02:45, 14 October 2009 (UTC)
 * How are we supposed to "know you"? People on this site (and the internet in general) lie constantly. What I "know" is what I've seen you do over the last two years, and usually it annoys me when you do anything other than janitorial work. But as I said earlier, I think the site benefits from what you do, but I would really appreciate it if you'd lighten up every once in a while (and apparently I'm not alone in that). --<font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">03:05, 14 October 2009  (UTC)
 * Stop being mean to Wyn you dick. Moo Kitty 03:19, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

I can confirm
That you have 2 archives. Frosty 00:55, 14 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Good point. But if I actually knew what I was talking about before I started typing, well....then I just wouldn't be KJ. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">01:02, 14 October 2009  (UTC)

Frosty posts here? Is PvX that dead? Moo Kitty 01:11, 14 October 2009 (UTC)
 * He actually doesss, which is watt. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 08:53, 14 October 2009 (UTC)