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= Guru =

Authority ( Primary )
Authority is a Guru's primary attribute. It allows them to command, govern, and lead others more easily. They assert authority by telling others what and what not to do in every situation. Authority skills last longer than any other skills, and also reach further than others. Authority increases a Guru's pimp hand power to let them slap bitches down easier.

Domination
Domination is a Guru's main attribute (other than Authority). It allows a Guru to rule with an iron fist and lets him pound women harder. Domination skills have their power increased 10x for every 2 ranks of Domination. It allows the Guru unquestionable obedience and makes for a better sandwich.

Divine Ritual
Divine Ritual is a Guru's backup. If a foe does not adhere to Authority or Domination, then Divine Ritual will always be the answer. Divine Ritual skills are god-like and as such, take a great deal of sacrifice to maintain, control, and use, and as such, are not used as much.

Skills
''' "Get back in the kitchen!" ''': Shout. Yells at a woman to get back in the kitchen for any task, eg. sex, to make a sandwich, etc. Usually followed up by Wicked Sikh Skills. (Attribute: Authority)

''' Wicked Sikh Skills. ''': Skill. Grabs a woman and throws her in the kitchen to make you a sandwich. After  it...is...made  seconds, you are healed to full health and energy. (Attribute: Domination)

''' Listening was Son. ''': Spell. Enlightens by giving son "the (sex) talk". Knocks down all foes within hearing range from gasping and shock of horror. This spell can only be used once in life as after then son does not want to hear it again and gets a woman. (Attribute: Divine Ritual)