User talk:Dandy/Archive 5

Dear Guild Wars Wiki
I have to confess that my homosexuality is nothing but a low joke, and that I am actually straight and normal like most other normal men are. It started off as a simple inside joke from my "Chaos is gay" signature, but soon grew to epic proportions and running out of hands, stirring a lot of drama around both GWW, and to a lesser extent PvX. Since I'm quite inactive on both sites I figured it doesn't really matter much what I tell people. People thinking I'm homosexual has just created a barrier between me and them, hampering my everyday discussions with people. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:16, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you seriously believe that THAT is what hampers your everyday discussions with people? -- Wyn [[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px ]] talk  09:53, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, of course. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 11:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Nuuuuuu it must not be true Q.Q--/ u /  nending fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 13:48, 1 April 2010 (UTC)


 * cool 1 april joke, bro. -Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 14:05, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Nevertheless, it's a mindfucker. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:06, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Faggot. <3 ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  17:09, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Also, and this is not a joke
I had to write a speech for my mother tongue (Swedish, though I'm a Finn ;o) class. I wrote it up here. and incredibly enough, the whole class bought it since I was very convincing with my dry monotone way of speaking. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:54, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You should be a politician! pretty amazing you made an entire group of people believe it. Either that or your peers are rather uninformed. :)  -- Lania Elderfire [[Image:User Lania Elderfire pinkribbon.jpg]] 21:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Actually that is reason why he SHOULDN'T be a politician. Previously Unsigned 05:47, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
 * All leaders need to be charismatic, if it'd be a good or bad thing would be a matter of what I would do with my 'power' :> -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 13:31, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
 * svenska talande bättre folk :c &mdash; The preceding unsigned comment was added by 194.252.105.29 (talk) at 19:35, 03 April 2010 (UTC).
 * ^Is that Finnish Chaos? Reaper of Scythes ** User Reaper of ScythesJuggernaut1.png 19:38, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't ever mistake swedish for finnish. thanks! -Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 19:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I've been seriously offenced! :D - J.P.[[Image:User J.P. sigicon.png| ]] Talk  19:44, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * The other way around. Finnish is the dumbest languish on earth. -Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 19:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * But they have some of the best curses. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 19:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Teach me 'em. →[ » Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png  (talk)« ]← 19:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Blasphemy! Just try Dutch :P - J.P.[[Image:User J.P. sigicon.png| ]] Talk  19:49, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * FUCKING VITTU :DDDDDD most epic curse ever -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Eivittu perkele saatana. Also, ym is a hemiviista. Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 19:53, 3 April 2010 (UTC)


 * Out of the three languages I speak fluently. Even though the grammar is just ridiculous, it's a very clear language that doesn't leave room for misinterpretation. Very good to express things in. English is good too ^___^ but there's no expression as good as "PERKELE". -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)


 * It's a Finnish saying, said in Swedish, referring to the fact that the whole upper class was Swedish back in the days. It doesn't make Swedish speaking Finns any more popular. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * @Halo:There's the most common, "Vittu", which means "Fuck". But only as a curse.
 * There's "Saatana". Means "Satan" (who knew? :P).
 * "Helvetti", means "Hell".
 * "Huora", means "Whore".
 * "Perkele", also means "Satan".
 * "Kulli" or "Mulkku", means "Dick".
 * These are just some of our curses. - J.P.[[Image:User J.P. sigicon.png| ]] Talk  19:56, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * "Perkele" also means "Satan"!
 * "Vittu" is like "fuck", but literally is a slang term for vag.
 * Now you can speak fluent Finnish, but generally it's not needed, you can live months in Finland without saying a word, mebbe just politely laughing. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:09, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * And some Dutch ones,
 * "Hoer", means whore
 * "Klootzak", means son of a bitch
 * "Lul", means dick
 * "Hel", means hell (o rly?)
 * "Kut", means pussy
 * Reaper of Scythes ** User Reaper of ScythesJuggernaut1.png 20:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Which makes doing it for the luls much more satisfying. Thanks! NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 21:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * That gives a whole new meaning to lulz o.o--/ u /  nending fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 21:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Guys, stop that. Thank you. - Reanimated X 21:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Omg i lol'd hard @ lul meaning dick XDD  dark  chaos  i love chaos 00:30, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
 * also, reanimated, if you dont like it, gtfo  dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos  i love chaos 00:31, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

härre gud! -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:47, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Happy Easter
Hope you have a good one. Reaper of Scythes ** 09:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ^_________^ Most definitely! This day was amazing. I had so many girls around me today that they carried me around when I ran out of hands to share attention with. Overall a good day! :> -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you mean girls as in people with two X chromosomes, or just carbon-based humanoid lifeforms that resembled females? Vili &#x70B9; [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 19:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Refer to April 1st headline above! -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:30, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I fucking love you
Thanks for that. <font color="#A55858">Misery  15:17, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
 * <3 No problem ^____^ -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 15:21, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

Me too
Thanks for that. Thanks! NuVII  14:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ;o -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:38, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

changed sig
to reflect our previous conversation + memorabilia of iffy -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos  Saturday Night 20:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I approve of this ^___^ -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:25, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

hi
do something on the wiki. this is an absolute joke. 85% of your edits are to talk pages, and most of them are spammy gwiki bullshit. thanks in advance. - Auron 23:21, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I only just did some edits to some skills, but I wasn't logged in! :> -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:37, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
 * wait, we're expected to actually do stuff on the wiki? wat. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew 
 * Yes. - Auron 23:42, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
 * well, that's news to me. we should probably address the community at large. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew 

Hello, GWW
Everyone should seemingly add Dandyel@windowslive.com since I'm no longer allowed to post on this wiki! -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:46, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ynot? -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos  Saturday Night 21:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
 * That.--User Oneshot O.JPG neshot 21:35, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I enjoyed that short while we spammed IRC together. >: --Myotheraccount 15:05, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh shit, I made it on that list, I'm fucking pro. -- <font color="black" face="courier new">dark  <font color="gray" face="courier new">chaos  Saturday Night 18:11, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Morning, Chaos!
You're banned. 91.204.210.16 10:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * A month. That's actually quite reasonable, and they even got the ban reason right! "Disruption" =/= "Trolling". --81.167.229.130 10:56, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * It still makes me sad, honey. :< 91.204.210.16 10:50, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Next time you circumvent expect your block to be lengthened. &mdash; Why [[Image:User Why s.png|User talk:Why]] 11:59, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Tbh we should use IPs and sign manually. IPs cannot be bolked! --86.150.113.220 12:00, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't doing that only encourage further proxying and, therefore, a greater lack of ability to track? Unless you plan on prohibiting IPs from editing, you could end up simply creating a bigger mess. If someone hasn't already said this, then perhaps I'll be the first: Bans only prevent constructive users from editing. 68.168.212.12 21:13, 18 April 2010 (UTC)