User:Lenchy/An inept player

Description
An Inept Player is a lagging Warrior/Monk (difficult to tell by his choppy movement, due to his crappy connexion) that uses lag at his advantage. He is truly a nightmare for anyone facing him in PvP, but a strong advantage to anyone who has him in his PvE or PvP party. Hitting him with a projectile is an impossible task, simply because he will ignore the damage dealt by it wherever it lands, might it be directly on him or near him. The game will register it as a dodge, a stray, or even not notify you of anything since his connexion doesn't really let the server analyse what really happened.

Connexion
Little is know about his internet connexion, since none of his two friends (including his parents) knew what he had. The most common theory is that he is currently using dial-up, or some sort of home-made modem, tin foil being it's principal material.

How do defeat
Most people resign (by typing in : /resign or /giveup). This is the recommended solution, or you could also close Guild Wars. Spellcasters are also very useful, because the damage is directly applied to him without the need of a projectile. Immolate and Searing Flames are a good combination to defeat him.

A new suggestion was proposed. Try and ask him for his address (unlikely he has one (money is still a big problem for him), try his P.O.Box) and send him money so he can maybe buy a better internet connexion.