User talk:Dark Morphon/Archive 1

Hello, Dark Morphon, and welcome to the Official Guild Wars Wiki! If you need help with anything, don't hesitate to add a message to my talk page. I highly recommend that you check out the "Welcome to the wiki" page - it's extremely useful as an initial guide. Best of luck and happy editing! &mdash;  ク  Eloc  貢  17:07, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Thx a lot :P. Dark Morphon 09:29, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Re:
Many people complained about Anet not having an official forum. If they do, it would end up like this, full of trash-talkers. This is why they don't have an official forum, but wiki seems to operates like one. Readem have committed multiple personal attacks on this wiki and is given multiple warnings. I told the admin to ban him multiple times, but it didn't happen. It only show this wiki is lame if he doesn't get banned, and it only shows how lame this wiki is when trash-talkers get worshiped like hero. Lightblade 17:55, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Then still, why do u say if Ilike Readem I should be banned? It's not really fair is it? Did I break any rules? Dark Morphon 09:27, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh and Readem is cool cuz he dares to challenge teh doods here. Dark Morphon 09:31, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * No way, Raptors has messed with the people here alot more than anyone else. &mdash;  ク  Eloc  貢  20:19, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Well I don't really care, if all the ppl here are like Lightblade then this site does fail. Dark Morphon 16:43, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 * You just did. Calling me fail is a personal attack.  That's enough to be given a warning from sysops. If you continue to do so, it's a ban.  Lightblade 20:35, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I'm not quite sure it's considered a personal attack, but what I've seen before, it can definitely be taken as a personal attack. &mdash;  ク  Eloc  貢  00:26, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Then why does he say things like he said? That's a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Dark Morphon 14:15, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Quiet here
Is any1 gonneh say something or what? Dark Morphon 14:31, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Mirrored Stance --Cursed Angel [[Image:User_Cursed_Angel_Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 14:41, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Woo a reaction :D. Dark Morphon 14:41, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * so lol, its pretty quiet here right? --Cursed Angel [[Image:User_Cursed_Angel_Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 14:44, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeh except for the "LOL I BAN U NUB" messages xD Dark Morphon 14:45, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * heh, lightblade fail alot sometimes, even tho i dont know him --Cursed Angel [[Image:User_Cursed_Angel_Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 14:47, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * All he can say is U LEIK READEM?! U MUST BE BANNED LULZ! rly stupid Dark Morphon 14:53, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

GWW:USER & GWW:NPA
Wow, you must have skills to violate 2 policys at once. Anyways, no removing comments (at all) in order to make a personal attack. &mdash;  ク  Eloc  貢  06:00, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ...What? If I deleted a comment then sorry it wasn't intential but Ididn't violate NPA, unless u take the name of that policy a bit too literally xD... Dark Morphon 09:07, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Or is "scaring" some1 by saying boo considered a personal attack?? I don't think so. Dark Morphon 12:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * What I meant is you removed == http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70kw3GZmKRE == in order to make it look like Zinc's unsigned comment was calling Cursed Angel gay. &mdash;  ク  Eloc  貢  03:50, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
 * As I said, if I removed something it wasn't intential. I know how the things work here and I'm not stupid so I won't do that on purpose. Dark Morphon 12:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Alright. :) &mdash;  ク  Eloc  貢  21:54, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

(ineligible to vote, must have more than 100 edits before December 13)
Sadly, you're a bit short on edits when it comes to non-talk and -guild pages... you'll have to edit more here so you can vote next election. Might I suggest skill pages? GuildWiki has all sorts of usage notes and things like related skills, but GWW is short on most of that. Adding related skills and whatnot could easily break a hundred edits. :P

Oh, and heya BTW. Nifty to see you here. -- Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^  09:36, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Awww, what a pity :(. Well it just means I have to contribute a bit more for the next round ^^. Dark Morphon 09:40, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * yah theres another of these election things in two months or something --Cursed Angel [[Image:User_Cursed_Angel_Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 09:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * W00t I'm going to participate in these elections and you'll see, I WILL win!!! Dark Morphon 09:49, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * heh, then you'll have to make urself known here and make alot of helpful things, but you'll have my vote anyway :D --Cursed Angel [[Image:User_Cursed_Angel_Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 09:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeh I'm gonne be nice to every1, even that Lightblade guy and then I will rule the world! Dark Morphon 09:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * If being nice to people = world domination, then I should already own you by now! How much longer must I endure my wonderful people skills?! --[[image:User_Jioruji_Derako_logo.png]] Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^  11:22, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Well, my logic is flawed ofc. Dark Morphon 12:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Your signature image
It is currently in violation of the image policy please reupload it under a name like "User Dark Morphon sig.jpg. Lyra'  <font color="Maroon">Valo'  12:25, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I didn't? Wait a sec I'll do it straight away. [[Image:User Dark Morphon's Siggie.jpg‎]]<font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  13:26, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

SHINZO
SHINZO FOR BCRAT!

Spam much? Chiyu 22:14, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
 * That's from aaaaages ago, just ignore it, I did so too. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  07:31, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Yessir! Chiyu! 14:27, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Hi
Hi there, I noticed you have been posting some comments on our bcrat election pages; while we love to here feedback on canidates GWW:ELECT makes it to where you are not supposed to make comments on the voting page. If you would like you may make your comments on the talk page. Thanks :o) -- Shadowphoenix   06:53, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh ok lolz, didn't notice. Thanks for pointing it out. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:00, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Reasoning
Saying "you're bad at X" doesn't mean anything unless you back it up. You can try again when you grow up. ~Shard (talk) 22:10, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
 * shard ure baed --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 22:30, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
 * well he's right kinda &mdash;Zerpha[[Image:UserZerpha The Improver sig.png|talk]] The Improver 22:55, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Want me to come with reasoning? Then reasoning you get! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  08:06, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh btw, you're really, REALLY bad shard. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:11, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm also the King of England. Grow up, kid. 72.235.48.41 04:10, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * No you and get an account. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:15, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Oooo, it's you shard guy. Sorry lol. Btw, srsly. You don't seem to have an answer to my criticism do you? Doesn't make me that "winner of the discussion"? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:42, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

STOP IT
STOP FLAMING ME :'(

bored..

Oni 16:05, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I DINDT BIATCH! GIMME PROFF! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:04, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * STP FLAEMIN DEM PPL HEER UR SUSH A TROOL --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 11:25, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * SES WOH? TEH CRSUD ANGIL? UR SUSH A TROOL URSILF! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:25, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Happy ending? :DOni 14:22, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * No u! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:23, 20 May 2008 (UTC) (srsly wut r u tokkin bout).

Stp flemmin me and supportin mudkipz! mudkipz are baed kittenhuntahsOni 15:32, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * BlindingPowderBomb on you*

sper.
YUSH,wtb ur f00ken sper. o.o<font color="Purple">Oni  18:46, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

So stop it, tbh. :/ -- Armond Warblade 16:19, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * No u! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  07:16, 7 June 2008 (UTC) (Don't bother me on my talk page plz).

MOAR SPAM BITCHIZ
I DUNT EVEN HAVE AN ARCHIVE, SPAM MOAR FOR LOLZ FACTOR! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:27, 14 June 2008 (UTC) (do use minor edit tho cuz else u get banned) HA! oniz talkpaegz iz liek bettrar dan morhpz<font color="Purple">Oni  22:42, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
 * YE AND I HATE TET. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:37, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

fuxxrar
leafing uz in TA!? :'(<font color="Purple">Oni  17:27, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeye sorry parentspikd n all. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:11, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Guild
We got a full core team established now. be active more bitch so we can gvg<font color="Purple">Oni  12:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm on pretty often, how is that not active? But i'll try to get on ASAP. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:14, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

we pawnd em =DD<font color="Purple">Oni  21:39, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Ownage was ours indeed. Again today? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  06:46, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 15:30 was his idea or 16 <font color="Orange">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig.png|User:Fox007]] 13:22, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I'll get on right now. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  13:59, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

/(x-x)
phail. - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> 17:09, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Which is zero :D. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I mean, divide by zero. Anyway. It sort of proves 0/0 can't be one. <font color="Black">Dark  <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:42, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * nah, it proves 0/0 can be done. and it also proves that results from such calculations are not reliable anymore :D so you gotta watch out you don't accidentally divide by zero in calculations with many variables. - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px]] 17:20, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Actually, yeah. Because basically it says (0/0)x2=(0x2)/0 which is not true. Which is where it goes wrong. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:23, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Image:User Y0 ich halt divzero.gif - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px]] 17:25, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Red link? O_O <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:25, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * link upload. - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px]] 17:26, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Oic. Btw, 1/0 is infinity and so is 2/0 etc. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  18:10, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * phail. x/0 = WTF? you cannot divide by 0--Sum Mesmer Guy[[Image:User sum mesmer guy signiture.png‎|19px|Talk to me NOW!! DO IT!]] contribs 18:31, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * What happens when you divide 1 by 0.1? It becomes 10 right? So what happens when you divide by 0.0000000(infinite 0s)1? Yep, you get infinity. And as we all know, 0.9999999... is 1, so 0.0000000....001 is 0. Explanation received and understood sir? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  19:34, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * right, first of all, 0.9999999... only = 1 if the 9s go on forever. 0.0000000....0001 must therefore not exist because if you have infinite zeros, where can the 1 go. you're dealing with impossible numbers (fun fact: the squareroot of -1 = i, and the squareroot of -25 = 5i)--Sum Mesmer Guy[[Image:User sum mesmer guy signiture.png‎|19px|Talk to me NOW!! DO IT!]] contribs 20:10, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I know about i, what has it to do with this matter? Anyway, infinity is an impossible number, so why wouldn't this be true? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  07:31, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * infinity isn't a number, whereas you've come up with the completely hypothetical number 0.00000...00001--Sum Mesmer Guy[[Image:User sum mesmer guy signiture.png‎|19px|Talk to me NOW!! DO IT!]] contribs 08:38, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Since when is infinity not a number? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  09:07, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, 1-0.999999999999999.... is zero right? And you can also write that as 0.000000.......001 right? So 1/0 = infinity. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  09:10, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

(Reset indent) to clear this, x/0 is actually defined as an unallowed execution. you can say though, that for  with x approaching 0 (i don't know what term is used for this in english), f(x) approaches infinite. the point is, x can never actually become 0, but the closer it moves to 0, the closer f(x) moves to infinity. not sure what it's called in english, but in german it's a "Definitionslücke", which i would translate a definition void. you haven't had much to do with functions, have you? - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> 10:17, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, that's a way of approaching it too. About the last line, whaddaya mean? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  10:22, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * don't you do Function (mathematics) in school in america? in germany, students in gymnasium (somewhere between high school and college i think) have to do that stuff from grade 7 till abitur (~a-grades). - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px]] 11:25, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Of course we do functions in the Netherlands, I'm not American FYI... <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:28, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * oh, well, your user page doesn't say anything about your nationality, so i assumed you're american ;) - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.jpg|18px]] 11:38, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * PRobably cause of the bad jokes? :P. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Dark Morphon (talk).

Aura of Faith
Healing Prayers: 10+1 Protection Prayers: 10+1+1 Divine Favor: 11+1

Aura of Faith, Healing Seed, Orison of Healing, Reversal of Fortune, Guardian, Cure Hex, Dismiss Condition, Rez (Doesn't matter what)

It's hard to make a build with no specific parameters. But, this can hold it's own in RA and can get in specific TA builds. You just use Aura of Faith on yourself and main dmg taking friend. Throw healing seed o nthat buddy when you need. Also, the Divine Favor will be slightly increased, and the health restored from Reversal of Fortune will more than make up for the damage it prevents. Then you got your basic condition and hex removals. Obviously, like most monk builds, excessive enchant stripping will kill this build, HOWEVER, because of the relatively low recharge compared to the duration, you can keep this on 4 people so it still has some good effects. This also works well in PvE where there are some, but not a ton of enchant strippers. FleshAndFaith 22:30, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Hmm, well, can be used. Still isn't very gud though. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  08:12, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, in TA you will need a lot more hex removal because hexway is meta there. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  08:13, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Ok Then, but would you say this is decent? As for TA, you didn't say it had to be TA. If thats the case, then drop Healing Seed and bring Reverse Hex. Convert Hexes would also be a pretty good choice, if you are running into a lot of hexes and cover hexes that day. But, nothing beats a pre-veiler. Just a thought. As for anywhere else in the game, this runs pretty good. I ran a similar variant back when it was Prophecies only, and never had any complaints. FleshAndFaith 01:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * and ure still better of with healer's boon --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature.jpg|19px|talk]] 01:14, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Unless you like to roll with a Resto Rit or Motivation Paragon, which I do. That way we get the benefit of Aura of Faith from OTHER HEALING SOURCES, quite like my argument in Aura Of Faith talk itself. Tah Dah. FleshAndFaith 02:58, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * You should really have the Spotless skill to deal with hexes. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  10:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

But that doesn;t help if you get hit with Migraine or something mean like that. Pre-veil and watch with Cure Hex. Cure hex isa pretty big heal. Cut it in half and add the original value, thats like 184, if I used the right value. FleshAndFaith 17:54, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * True, but you really need Spotless thingie to deal with the hexway that's meta. Migraine is not meta, so no real need in taking counters for it right? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  18:59, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
 * To be fair, I didn't know I had to make a build to break the current meta. All I was doing was making a decent build that could hold it's own in PvE. As for the current meta, what hexes are prevalent? If they get on you, you're gonna need a way to get them off again. Spotless just doesn't do that. FleshAndFaith 21:13, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Hi
Don't troll -- "lol nigger" isn't helpful in the least, and similar contributions may lead to a block. -- Brains12 \ talk 22:54, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Sorry, won't do it again. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey Remember me?
I made that story you liked so much, so just to let you know im going to be starting a new one, just as retarded as ever! So say tuned :P--Destructos Maximus 20:26, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Nice :P. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:41, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Yarp, the first few chapters are up now, and probbably riddled with typos so yeah sheck them out. I'll probably write some more now :) Also, if you thought Ursan was cheap in it's prime you might apreciate my ursan skit, written only 2 days before it's nerf which is pretty spooky. --Destructos Maximus 20:42, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

gw is again interesting
just get the same build as me - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> 17:12, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
 * That build is so hax :O. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:23, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
 * i'd love to play it... doesn't work, though. i don't know if i can actually make the game save my build as that instead of just displaying it. - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.png|18px]] 16:53, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Diz page needs moar spam
So go on bastuds! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  15:27, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

Patrolling they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

My music so loud

I'm swangin'

They hopin that they gon catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

-- Venomoth  02:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
 * Awesome! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  09:22, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

You win at balancing and fail at mathematical limits
EPIC WIN: Recognizing that the way to nerf lame spike builds is to nerf damage and increase overall DPS. Shard wants to destroy rangers completely. Thanks for helping everyone stop him from doing that. If Anet implements Shard's idea, we may as well delete our rangers or set them up PERMANENTLY as RaO or sway as that's all they will be good for.

EPIC FAIL: Division by zero is not defined. If the denominator approaches zero from the positive side, the limit goes to infinity. If the denominator approaches zero from the negative side, the limit goes to negative' infinity.


 * Also, 0/0 (indeterminate form) as the ratio of two functions as the input approaches a certain value is best calculated with L'Hopital's Rule (sometimes spelled L'Hospital's Rule). Look it up on Wikipedia.
 * I heard thinking for yourself is better than reading Wikipedia. I heard Wikipedia is a bad source of information anyway. Also, infinity isn't a number, but neither is 1/0. So a not-number can be a not-number mirite? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:05, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, I don't give a damn about what shard thinks is good now. I want to get the best option on all feedback pages, even if that means some people need to tone down and me getting owned in discussions a several times. I want GW to be balanced most of all. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:19, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL: What's a pvp/pve split? Ranged damage is bad for games like Guild Wars. Ever wonder why 6 man warrior spikes were never popular? They're too balanced to be effective.

EPIC WIN: ''If the denominator approaches zero from the positive side, the limit goes to infinity. If the denominator approaches zero from the negative side, the limit goes to negative infinity.''
 * Only if the numerator doesn't get to 0 faster than the denominator. In that case, the limit evaluates to 0 either way (or -0 depending on the situation). ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 09:37, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
 * Ranged damage needs to be nurfed. Never said it shouldn't. That however doesn't mean the recharge has to be changed so that its utilious character is damaged. Ranged stuff should have more utility less damage, melee more damage less utility. Simple as that. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  10:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
 * Spear DPS needs a nerf much more badly than ranged DPS ever will. Just remove fast activation bow attacks(with the exception of interrupts which should do a half, a third, or even a quarter of normal damage).
 * Oic wut you mean. Of course, a negative number /0 should be a negative infinity, sorry, didn't get your point. I'm bad at math terms in english since I'm dutch. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:32, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
 * As far as I'm concerned, spears are ranged. It will be hard to fix non-core profs though cuz they are broken from the bone. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:24, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

chess
A challenger appears! --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel  16:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
 * I'll talk about it tomorraw. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:44, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

NPA
Don't call other people idiot or fag on your userpage. I suggest you follow GWW:NPA in the future. --Xeeron 23:35, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Olol, the anon went crybabying on the admin noticeboard. Now he truly deserves a place on the uncool list. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:02, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow, that was a very good comeback. You truly annoyed me there mate. *yawn* 145.94.74.23 19:10, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Hi, both of you stop this squabble please. It's rather pointless, and would probably lead to one or both of you getting blocked. -- [[Image:User Brains12 Spiral.png|18px|]] Brains12 \ talk 22:49, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Ok, I will. Sorry to have bothered you DM. 145.94.74.23 08:24, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
 * In Holland, we would call you a "huigelaar". Don't know the english word for it tho. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:23, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
 * I have no idea what you mean by that, but when I said I was sorry, I meant it. When I said I hoped you learned some manners from it, I meant that too. All I wanted from you was that you talk to me like an equal, and not treat me as inferior right from the start, just because I disagree with you. I truly am sorry if I offended you. 145.94.74.23 17:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
 * If you wanted to treat me like an equal, you should have come with arguments from the start. I don't like people that don't back up their comments. I don't mean to offend you but I won't ever respect you if you can't back up what you say and just ignore the whole situation which you said you are going to do on your talk page. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:33, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, sorry for my attitude. I was (and still am) a bit annoyed by that update. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:39, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
 * You don't have to respect me as a person, but I kindly request that you don't switch into attack mode at the first thing you don't like. Don't respect me as a person, but please do respect me as a human being. I will make every effort to do the same, and I apologize for any inconvienience that the ban may have caused you. 145.94.74.23 22:14, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
 * /shrug, you had little to do with that ban tbh. It's just what the admins do when they see the slightest hint of offensiveness. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  15:37, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Why does everyone call me a "he"?
She*  Raine   - talk  13:31, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh sorry! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  13:44, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
 * So.. tempted... to ask... -- NUKLEAR  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] IIV  18:52, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Ask what?
 * And didn't you /rage wiki? [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:06, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * You seem like a he naturally. (ZING!) --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 00:08, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * How so? I'm curious now.  [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:14, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For me it was the seemingly testosterone-induced (or aided) rants on Shard's talk page, however many weeks ago. --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 00:18, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * I've said a lot of things on Shard's talk page. Which were you referring to?  There was my first string of posts there, a lot of miscellaneous comments on conversations that I wasn't really a part of, my commentary on Shard's ban and the recent skill... um... update...  But I suppose they're all characterized by the same sort of attitude, anyway.
 * I'm pretty impatient, tbh, and have little tolerance for fail (or, what I perceive as fail, at any rate). That shows through a lot on Shard's pages, especially.  I suppose, if you don't know me, that could make me seem kind of guyish.   [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  00:28, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * <- That onward was what I was talking about. --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 00:37, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Okay, so maybe that was a little aggressive. =x [[Image:User_Raine_R.gif|19px]]  Raine   - talk  01:06, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Did you guys actually READ those walls of text? O_o... <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  11:49, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Hay
I'm here u bahstard 3:<font color="Purple">Oni  16:11, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Woot yay! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:11, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
 * WHAT NO HI MESSAGE FOR ME! <font color="Green">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig2.png|19px|User:Fox007]] 20:04, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

User:Dark Morphon/Laws of Balance
Your laws contain opinions. Opinions shouldn't be part of laws in my humble law...euhm, I mean, opinion. 145.94.74.23 20:59, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Laws are not bias. Opinions are. &mdash;  Jon  21:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, that's why I asked. Ranged damage must be weaker than melee damage...isn't that technically an opinion? Maybe it needs a bit of rewording, that's all I meant to say. 145.94.74.23 08:48, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * IRL no one takes melee weapons anymore because guns are so overpowered. God needs to nerf guns ;) --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 08:53, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, I agree with that. :p But seriously, they could use a little re-writing. Some things are said multiple times. Other than that, it's a nice list. 145.94.74.23 09:00, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * It's deducted out of logic. A melee attack is easier to kite from than a ranged attack. It's simple facts. A spell can't be blocked. Therefore a spell must always be weaker than a ranged attack and a ranged attack weaker than a melee attack. This is why Fire Magic is overpowered. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  10:25, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * I'd argue that Fire Magic is overpowered since it has never been meaningfully nerfed (overall), takes the least amount of skill to use, can be raised to 20 in PvP (!!!), has far too good e-management options, etc etc. But anyway, yes, Warriors would like the "best DPS in game" seat back. Without having to use scythes, either. Vili [[Image:User Vili sig.jpg|User talk:Vili]] 10:42, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * I'll take the risk of starting another fight by disagreeing with you and saying that it is, in fact, still an opinion. You have stated that you want spell damage to be weaker than melee damage because it has fewer counters. That's one way to balance it. However, it's not the only way. You can also make attack skills do something besides dealing damage (like knock-down or deep wound) where a spell only deals damage. Basic weapon attacks cost no energy, basic spells do. If spellcasters want to keep up with melee, then they will need to bring some form of energy management (=less skill slots available for other things). Spellcasters get less armor than a melee fighter (another way to even things out). Backfire deals more damage than Empathy, etcetera. They could be used seperately or combined to even the playing field while still allowing casters to deal just as much damage (numerically) as melee fighters do.
 * To sum things up, your concept is correct, but it would need to be re-written to be an unbiased law. Something like: Melee damage dealers should have advantages over ranged damage dealers, who in turn should have advantages over spellcaster damage dealers, because spells have less/weaker counters than ranged damage which has less/weaker counters than melee damage.
 * Do you understand my point? 145.94.74.23 12:07, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Sort of. However, melee has no advantage over Searing Flames. Therefore, that skill is overpowered. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:32, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Searing Flames+ E management only takes about 4 slots, all the others can be filled with skills like healing, spike-support etc. Melee classes can achieve the same, however they lack the energy and the time to switch from spells to attacks. A caster is constantly casting. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  12:41, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Thats retarded, ip >_>. It looks to me that yer just trying to start a argument. Spells are unblockable, unkitable and they got more damage most of the time. Also; immune to blind. Ranged damage is pretty much almost unkitable and applies a ton of pressure constantly. Also practically immune to blind with /mo Meele damage is kitable, the attacker needs to frontline, build up adrenaline, very weak to blind and it also has inferior damage. wait, wha? Meele damage should always be the strongest, since -It's the hardest to play-

None of these statements were my opinion, twas facts. kthx.<font color="Purple">Oni  14:27, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Nevermind, it's not worth my time and effort. I yield, you guys win. If you want to know my reply, check the page's history. I'll follow Wyn's approach to balance from now on. 145.94.74.23 16:45, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Actually, I want to thank you because you gave me a new insight. I can now tell you why melee should be offensive and casters/ranged defensive. It's because of counterability. When a frontliner takes defenses, they are either bad because it fucks over their normal job (aka dealing damage) or it is not counterable (Shouts). When casters try to deal damage, it is either bad because it's simply very weak (Flare) or it is too strong and abusive because it can't be countered. In short, casters shouldn't ever attack because it isn't their job, melee shouldn't cast because it isn't their job. Casting defensively is more counterable than casting offensively and meleeing offensively is more counterable than meleeing defensively, therefore casters should be defensive and melee should be offensive. Rangers are in a more difficult spot, I'd say they should be able to do both. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  09:18, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * You mean a bit like Paragons right? 87.210.150.58 09:46, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Paragons have uncounterable stuff like Shouts and Chants, therefore those shouldn't be too powerful otherwise paras become too powerful as well, leading to abusive stuff like Paraway. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  09:49, 31 December 2008 (UTC)


 * Melee attacksshould not be more powerfull then ranged attacks.Utility is also powerfull however it isnt damage.Only when everything deals damage even when it shouldnt things go to hell Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Eviscerate.jpg|19x19px]] *gale*  19:13, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Ow and this also means that assassins CAN use defensive skill because its easier to gank thisway.Besides a knockdown on a monk is still quite agressive Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Eviscerate.jpg|19x19px]] *gale*  19:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, I see you changed them. Good job. 145.94.74.23 08:46, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:05, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * By the way, I don't mind being on your list again, but you should get your facts straight because if there is one person that detests metas, it is me. Just say I don't understand balance because I think casters should be allowed to deal damage, and the new Double Dragon isn't overpowered. Those are all true. 145.94.74.23 20:42, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You said the last update was fine because the meta would be able to adapt to it. That is a misunderstanding, since the meta will change to bad skill balances that bring new broken overpowered shitty skills to the game. That's what I was referring to. Also, casters can deal damage as long as they are bad at it. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:03, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Morphon, will you please just remove the disputed quote from your page? --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn/talk 14:04, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry, what quote are you referring to? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:05, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * She means what you put after the IP you say can't balance. It's not actually a quote, it's a message from Dark Morphon TO the IP. Misery  14:07, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * I mean the comment that's been reverted half a dozen times in the past 30 minutes, and has reached the attention of the noticeboard. --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn/talk 14:08, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Oic. I shall remove it then, apparantly I can't put my opinion here without him vandalizing my page. Hmpf. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  14:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you. --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon.png | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn/talk 14:13, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

backz
They see me trollin'

They hatin'

Patrolling they tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

My music so loud

I'm swangin'

They hopin that they gon catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Tryin to catch me trollin' dirty

Obaby. <font color="Green">Fox007  10:31, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Hell yeah. Power to the trolls! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  10:34, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Jette had it right: "trollin' dirty" should be "writin' dirty." --[[Image: User_Ezekial_Riddle_sig.jpg|19px|Talk]] Riddle 22:11, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

twisting fangs
Is one of the skills that support skill on a assassin as it supports 2-3 attack skill chains and rest in utility.if you want i can give you a build.Ivealso put my opinion on youre bufflist:) Happy newyear dutchy ^^ Lilondra   *gale*  11:58, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah you're right. Removing it from my list. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  15:36, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * gave my game balance page a huge update :) feel free to post,happy newyear btw Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Eviscerate.jpg|19x19px]] *gale*  19:11, 1 January 2009 (UTC)  Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Eviscerate.jpg|19x19px]] *gale*  21:57, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Ranger interrupts
Here. Though what you wrote does reflect (somewhat) the balance of the game as it is, I think your intention was to reflect balance as it should be. In that, you might want to revise the part about ranger interrupts.  Raine  - talk  21:57, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Stop trolling
Stop trolling Super Igor's talk page while he's blocked. -- Wyn/talk 17:27, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Awww :(. Kk then. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  17:51, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

huge huge huge
update on my balance page feel free to comment its not finished yet but well its nearly finished :) gz Lilondra   *gale*  19:45, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

sin's actually can be fun
They rly can I havent had this much fun with a sin since well EVER.And The first profession I played because well thats right they look good.

Utility > power and this build proves it Lilondra   *gale*  17:38, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Pussy, you aint nuffing untill you've used my SP34R N3CR0 BU1LD<font color="Purple">Oni  20:23, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Weaken Knees. Barbed Spear thud. <font color="Green">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig2.png|19px|User:Fox007]] 21:02, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, Exept My build seriously owns +- everything IF i'm willing to sacc my shock I can even interrupt a palm strike trying to crush me.Otherwise a ddagger on his twisting often helps alot :) Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Eviscerate.jpg|19x19px]] *gale*  06:19, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

my warrior rebalance
is +- finished.I think I got the basics but the numbers proly are a bit off and I'm afraid some skills would be imbalanced.I would appreciate it if you would free some time to watch it and give your opinion : http://www.wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:Lilondra/Gamebalance/Warrior Lilondra   *gale*  20:58, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Watch it someone might have spammed the talk page before you ^^ <font color="Green">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig2.png|19px|User:Fox007]] 21:01, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

ow btw you're right sicilian defense is for fucking wussy's Lilondra   *gale*  08:19, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Ow and if you find the time the necro one to :p Lilondra   *Poke*  16:30, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Will look. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  16:36, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Necromancer xD will check yours again might find some nice ideas to add to mine :) Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Disrupting Dagger.jpg|21x21px]] *Poke*  19:10, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Talkpage ninjas go here
Yes he does D:
 * No he di'nt Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Disrupting Dagger.jpg|21x21px]] *Poke*  07:17, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
 * TALKPAGE NINJA WINS AGAIN <font color="Red">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig3.png|19px|User:Fox007]] 11:46, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
 * No he doesunt Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Disrupting Dagger.jpg|21x21px]] *Poke*  05:50, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Yesh he doesh <font color="Red">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig3.png|19px|User:Fox007]] 20:49, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
 * no he does unt Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Disrupting Dagger.jpg|21x21px]] *Poke*  15:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Cheating ninja gets first place <font color="Red">Fox007  [[Image:User Fox007 sig3.png|19px|User:Fox007]] 22:00, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
 * FURZT Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Disrupting Dagger.jpg|21x21px]] *Poke*  17:10, 11 February 2009 (UTC)


 * I got ninja'd :( AURON :( Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  10:46, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Your personal disrespect list, visible for everyone who bothers to look at your userpage
Are you proud of it? 82.217.189.101 23:18, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Moo? <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  10:34, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Moooo -- Venomoth  17:32, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR TILL THE END OF TIME! <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  15:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

fiern
Shoop da whoop I'ma firin' mah lazor... 'Til the end of time And I'm rickrollin like a champion But I do it for the lols Shoop da whoop I'ma firin mah lazor Baby, Shoop da whoop And I know it's never gunna phase ya.. Unless I'm chargin And I'm postin in the threads full of frosted butts But I do it for the lols Shoop da whoop I'ma firin mah lazor Shoop da whoop I'ma firin mah lazor Til the end And I'm rickrollin like a champion and I'm trollin But I do it for the lols Whoooooaaaa...... SHOOP DA WHOOP i'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR OOOOOOOH I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR SHOOP DA WHOOP i'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR OOOOOOOH I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR But It's not gonna phase ya Unless I charge mah lazor AND I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR, YEAH!!! I'm firin' mah lazor... I'm firin' mah lazor And I'm rickrolling like a champion And I'm trollin like a lollion But I gotta tell you this I'm doin it for the lols And I'ma firin' mah lazor And I'ma firin' mah lazor, yeah But It's not gonna phase ya unless I charge mah lazor And I'm rickrollin like a champion And I'm lollin like a lollion But I gotta tell you this I'm doin it for the lols SHOOP DA WHOOP i'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR OOOOOOOH I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR SHOOP DA WHOOP i'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR OOOOOOOH I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR OOOOOOH YEAH!

1st
Fox if you ninja I'll kill you biatsj.anyway Dm If I tell you I'm sowwy for calling you a nazi parrot will you unblock me and crush me in chess again :x Lilondra   *panda*  10:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * No, go away. Dark Morphon 10:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * your weevil :( Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  11:18, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't have a weevil. Dark Morphon 13:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * wuts a weevil ? Is it some mudkipeating monster Cuz In that case I'm breeding them :o  Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  16:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * STOP MAKING INSIDE JOKES WHEN UR NOT AN INSIDER! Dark Morphon 14:34, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You realise I was against mudkipz long before you right ? You have nothing to do with my quest to balance the eternal war between pandas and mudkipz Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  06:01, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

That's good for you. However, quit trying to use that to talk with him. 'Cause like we've said. You're no insider. And you wont be any time soon. Imo, Morphie; He got me banned by posting that I kept bothering him on his page. Lets do the same >;383.249.112.17 18:02, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You're just a frustrated kid that can't reach what he wants oni and thats a fact not just an insult.Besides the fact that your circomventing your ban wich will lead you to a ban I'm not insulting DM at all.I already told him I'd stop as its proly anoying for him to get these messages the whole time.I told him via msn so I guess you can ask him to block me again now ... Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  18:30, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Sure ;3.
 * So stop. Keep this bullshit on your own page. Dark Morphon 10:11, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Omnomnom
orly? --> A F K When  Needed 11:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Yarly. Dark Morphon 13:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * NOWAI Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  16:32, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * YAWAI - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.png|18px]] 16:32, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * oh snap --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 16:42, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * FGSDSG - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.png|18px]] 17:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * oh nelly ? Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  12:28, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
 * O BLAAAARGH? - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.png|18px]] 13:45, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Damn, my page is infested by meme! Dark Morphon 14:34, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
 * SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEME SO WE PUT MEME IN YO TALK PAGE SO YOU CAN.... lol whatever. --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 05:22, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Dark Morphon likes frogs. Ahem. Likes. --> A F K When  Needed 18:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Dark Morphon likes spiders aswell.>8< Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  12:32, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Wow, lil. Would you get the fuck out? We don't want you here. 83.249.112.17 18:02, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Even banned you dont do anything then spread negative comments are you rly this depressing ? Seriously lol ^^ Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  18:31, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

O,o.

Yes. Because we all know that sending a negative comment to someone who you dislike is depressing.

The reason you fail is because you never ever use logic in whatever you say. That's why I've always been a asshole towards you.83.249.112.17 19:04, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
 * No I actually am using logic have you posted even 1 constructive post lately.Constructive to any non-troll ? Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  20:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Lilondra, can you please PLEASE keep these discussions on MSN and off my talk page? Dark Morphon 09:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

your link
it's blue o.o - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> 11:18, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, I put a redirect to my talk page on my user page. Dark Morphon 11:20, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Genius. -- Halogod35  [[Image:User Halogod35 Sig.jpg|15px]] 16:23, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
 * rofl xD - <tt>Y0_ ich_halt </tt> [[Image:User Y0_ich_halt sig.png|18px]] 17:33, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Kk
I'm off forevah. Cya. Dark Morphon 15:07, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
 * good for you, tbh. --<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] 15:29, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

omnomnom2
orly? --> A F K When  Needed 13:38, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh c'mon, this'll get him back! --> A F K When  Needed 13:41, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
 * FINE! Dark Morphon 14:19, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

BACK
HAI GUIS, IM BAECK!! Dark Morphon 14:20, 23 May 2009 (UTC)


 * Yaiz! :D-- Unending fear  [[Image:User Unendingfear Crane.jpg|19px]] 01:16, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah and you WILL respect my authoritah! Dark Morphon 10:33, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Ohaithar
I commented on your flashy balance page.Just answer with this comp thingie it will take awhile before I'll read it anyway :/ Lilondra   *panda*  14:55, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Read it, thanks for your comments! Dark Morphon 15:46, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

*Facepalm*
^^&mdash; Jon    Lupen  15:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hai Jon! Did I facepalm sumwhere or are you talking about Facepalm Strike?
 * I facepalmed at a poetic attempt. :P &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  15:46, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, I cud try rite? Dark Morphon 15:47, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Points for trying, points off for failing. That brings you to a net gain of zero. &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  15:48, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * :(. Dark Morphon 15:49, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Tip: Use "damn" and "Hell" in their proper context, as well as using them properly grammaticaly. Also, capitalize "Hell," it's a proper noun.
 * Example: "He was damned to Hell for all eternity." &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  15:53, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Damn you to Hell Jon. <font color="#DD0000">Misery  15:58, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Points to Misery. &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  15:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Stop being shush grammar whores D:. You dun need gud grammar for poetic poeticness. Dark Morphon 15:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Damn you to Hell. <font color="#DD0000">Misery  16:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol @Misery. Also, poetry still requires proper usage and context. Plus, without a certain level of correct grammar, they won't understand what you're writting/saying. &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  16:05, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I dun carez, I just liek poems wif baed grammar k? Also, Misery, for some really good "damn you to Hell" special effects you should look up christianu2uber2. He made a great video with that comment. Dark Morphon 12:21, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
 * *Shrugs* Do as you please then. &mdash; Jon  [[Image:User_Jon_Lupen_Sig_Image.png|18px]]  Lupen  15:23, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
 * K. Archiving. Dark Morphon 15:40, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Oni...
-- Unending fear   18:53, 4 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I surz am, I think I'll make up a username for a sock to honor him :(. Dark Morphon 10:26, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

omnomnom3
^ A F K  When  Needed 18:24, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hai afkguy! Dark Morphon 15:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Dude
Do you actually know me or just flaming? U were rude on boro's page so i felt i gotta say fuck off... ty - Wuhy   16:36, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't know you personally, but then again there isn't anyone on this wiki I do know really. I know your contributions show a great lack of understanding of the game, even more so than those of sir Boro. Anything else you want to know? Dark Morphon 08:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
 * hehehe, tell this to Lilondra - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 10:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh yes, I have seen your skill suggestions there. I'm glad they didn't put you in charge. Dark Morphon 13:13, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * a) Wuhy your not awesome at guildwars get over it b) Dark morphon your not awesome at guildwars get over it c) I'm not awesome at guildwars I got over it Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  18:29, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * well, i had some retarded ideas y but at least i do something, lilondra alone cant make everything and im helping him, also i know what was stupid but i made it coz that makes lilondra balance it and contributes to the result, i gotta make stupid yet creative shit in order to make that page finished sometime, y i cant do it solo, look at izzy, he'd need another 1 or 2 peeps doing skill balance with him at least... - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 18:56, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I'd rather have people that do nothing than people that screw up the game. Skills like "all attacks are critical" (I think you gave that function to Practiced Stance) are neither creative nor balanced. When thinking of some balance thing, you have to make sure a skill has strategic value and you have to think whether it fits in the whole picture. If you don't, you get stupid ideas which just won't work. I can give you more examples but I simply can't be arsed. If you really want to discuss skill ideas, make your own page and I shall discuss them and perhaps give hints how to improve them. Dark Morphon 12:25, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * well, Lilondra liked it or at least he didnt change it...also, i think his balance is gr8 so thats why i dont make my own but try to contribute to his one... - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 14:51, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Whatever. I have better things to do with my time. Dark Morphon 14:52, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * om nom nom u fack gals? - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 17:31, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Keep it nice please -- <font color="Black">| <font color="Cyan">Cyan <font color="Black">Light [[Image:User Cyan Light User-Cyan Light sig.jpg|19px]]<font color="Cyan"> Live! | 17:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * it was not meant to be offensive =) - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 19:55, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

The birds and the bees
 * Awesome song with awesome animations <3. Hai IP-person I don't know! Dark Morphon 12:25, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Most epic monster builds ever :
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:Lilondra/Gamebalance/Monster/Uwrevamp TADA.No seriously I dare you to make a build more epic then the smite crawler Lilondra   *panda*  17:12, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Balancing monsters = lulz. Dark Morphon 13:11, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You forget to part where you praise me for making smite crawlers epic mo/w's btw Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.png|21x21px]] *panda*  10:37, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I made them mo/w first:P then u changed that a bit:P - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 12:54, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah yeah. Dark Morphon 14:08, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
 * lol - Wuhy  [[Image:User_Wuhy_sig.jpg|18px]] 17:57, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Deletion
You could always tag them all yourself. &mdash; Jon    Lupen  16:36, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Userspace
To view all of the pages in your userspace just go here. Just search for Special:PrefixIndex. Drogo Boffin 15:31, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, I see. Thanks! Dark Morphon 15:35, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
 * It's easier to just go here --[[Image:User Wynthyst sig icon2.png|19px | Wyn's Talk page]] Wyn 16:12, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
 * K. Archiving. Dark Morphon 11:16, 26 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Having a disclaimer doesn't make it ok. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 22:40, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
 * That was to stop meme which I somehow tend to get a lot on my talk page. But, as I said in the disclaimer, useful things such as interesting discussions are always welcome. So, what seems to be the problem Shard? Dark Morphon 14:11, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for your signature~
* Passes you a pumpkin cookie* This is for you. ^^;  Ryuu  - talk  13:08, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks :o. Dark Morphon 13:09, 15 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Lol Apparently I got banned for 64 hours for having a inappropriate name :/ 64 hours no guildwars.I think its my Yeen on Bltchrole Character :/.People should really learn pvp terms Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.jpg|21x21px]] *poke*  07:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Can't you read? MORPHY HAS LEFT TEH WIKI ONCE MOAR! Dark Morphon 12:13, 25 August 2009 (UTC) (also, sucks for you dood D:)

Something useful to say
Vili &#x70B9; 22:20, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Where? Dark Morphon 09:24, 31 August 2009 (UTC)


 * There is nothing ever useful to say! D:-- Unending fear  [[Image:User Unendingfear Crane.jpg|19x19px]] 14:33, 15 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Except that I have a new siggy pic :O-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 14:43, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Hai crane man <3. Lurv your pic! Dark Morphon 15:15, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm trying to upload the full picture, but it won't load! Q,Q-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 15:28, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Wiki is being meen n elitist. Dark Morphon 15:30, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Ya D':-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 15:34, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

Yay! I finally realized that the picture wouldn't upload because it was 27 mbs! :D >.> -- Unending fear   14:51, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Dey r cute <3. Dark Morphon 15:23, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes =D-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 17:00, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Lol

 * <<The only person that ever called Bathory and Talamere stupid on this wiki is you.>> /quote


 * The only person who has never called Bathory stupid is you :P okay, maybe a few others 82.217.189.101 11:08, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Play the game or don't comment on it at all. You have nothing to justify your arrogance. Dark Morphon 15:44, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I do, I just forget to log in sometimes X( Koda Kumi [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]] talk 15:52, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I fully realised it was you talking to me. Again, participate in discussions and beat me in one before calling me stupid. If you don't, it's just an insult, nothing more. Dark Morphon 16:11, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Discussions are not competitions. Do not treat discussions like hostile occurances and you'll be better of for it. -- NUKLEAR  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] IIV  17:58, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
 * If someone calls me stupid then he'd better have a reason to do so. As it stands, he doesn't. Dark Morphon 06:23, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol Ive kicked koda's ass in "Discussions" as well. Shes just arrogant, insolent, and downright insulting. i know i know NPA NPA NPA but srsly, Koda when you loose so many arguments so often you should really learn to cut it. =/ Dead topic i know but i saw it and had to put in my two cents. btw hai d00dBriar 10:43, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * First, I never lose arguments because I never argue online. I just give opinions and/or state facts. In fact, going into a heated argument that you fight out through text alone is usually counter-productive because there is no emotion or expression behind the message. Second, I am not arrogant. Just because I know how game mechanics work and become tired of the umphteenth guy who 'knows' it is not possible to complete UW without an invincible party member, does not mean I look down on him. 82.217.189.101 22:17, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, except in one case. Yes, I kind of look down on him :P 82.217.189.101 22:17, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry, what the hell are you on about? Dark Morphon 09:33, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Hello
mr not so ip-ish =D 128.176.178.20 22:26, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Hai agen mister notreallyanipbutusinganipashisusername! You = friend of UnendingFear, UnendingFear = awesome therefore you = awesome <3. Dark Morphon 10:21, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * ow hai thar :3 hows u? :O 128.176.178.20 10:23, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Gud I spose. You? Dark Morphon 16:36, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't know why, but whenever I read your name, I think of Morphine >.>-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 05:39, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * D:. Dark Morphon 16:51, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
 * What exactly is a "Morphon"? o.O'-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 17:57, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Long story short, a random name I made up. Dark Morphon 12:11, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * eww but your dark =S 128.176.178.20 14:31, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * MorphonLol wut?-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 17:12, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Damned, there I thought I had a unique nickname. Turns out I'm just a Dark version of Venomoth! Dark Morphon 12:23, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Troller
Dont troll.--ShadowFog 04:35, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * UR A TROLL! Dark Morphon 12:29, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol Guy comes on your page, Calls you a troll, and then tells you not to troll. How ironic does it get? Briar 06:04, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

bring dem cakes
* gives you slices of damned cake* here i hope you liek it =D 127.0.0.1 13:03, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Butbutbut... Unending was supposed to give it to you D:. Thanks anyways tho ;o. Dark Morphon 13:06, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
 * He's sharing the cake I gave him ;O-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 16:59, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
 * So... It's your cake? Awww thanks you guis <3. Dark Morphon 17:13, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy Thanksgiving! :)
I hope you enjoy it! ;D-- Unending fear   17:22, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * We don't celebrate that here D:. Happy thanksgiving to you too tho ;o. Dark Morphon 16:16, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Which country do you live in? o.O'-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 16:26, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * The evul Netherlands, home of windmills and cheese! Dark Morphon 16:26, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, I see, just like Cyan. >:P *steals cheese*-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 16:28, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Enjoy the cheese, sir lord of the cranes! Dark Morphon 16:28, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * What kind of cheese is it? ;o-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 16:29, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Well idk, you're the one that stole it... Dark Morphon 16:31, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, I'm not sure though o.o'-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 16:40, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Hi. Use MSN. NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 16:43, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't have unending's MSN D:. Dark Morphon 16:44, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't know what MSN is D:-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 16:53, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * It's called Windows Live Messenger nao. Google it. Kinda useful. Dark Morphon 16:54, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I tried finding it before, but I never could. D:-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 17:00, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * , thar! Dark Morphon 17:15, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

0H41D3R!!!!
Sup d00d? Briar 10:44, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Hai Briar <3. Dark Morphon 14:13, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I got suspended (rofl) for that letter i left regina. Dja hear? X( Briar 23:17, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Didn't they get the sarcasm? Dark Morphon 10:01, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Apparently not. >.> Briar 10:46, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

A CHALLENGZ
caring enough about gw pve to actually write something like that up in the first place. - Auron 11:50, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That's my point. If you don't care about PvE anyways, why rant about it? If you DO care about PvE (and I can hardly imagine anyone still doing that) then I'd say this is a fit challenge for you. I claim it's far too much trouble to do such a thing and don't expect anyone to take up the challenge. As long as no-one has done that, I rest my case. If however someone CAN do this in a reasonable timeframe then I concede my point. Dark Morphon 12:17, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * If there was anyone to make PvE balanced id bet auron could do it. And could probably keep to the 1 proffesion per creature rule of the first 3 games. >.> betchabetchabetchabetcha!!!! Briar 12:24, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Thats right betch
I DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!! Briar 14:34, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It has been proven by science, fool! Dark Morphon 15:11, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Reckoning
Is really starting to piss me off. >.> Briar 14:24, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Why? >_>-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 14:25, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Constantly trying to make our poor lil morphy look like an idiot when he is clearly just trying to make a point. Briar 14:26, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, I see.-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 14:27, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yupz. Btw send me a cran to past on my page will ya? :D Briar 14:28, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
 * To be honest, I'm trying to avoid having "discussions" with Reckoning. Dismissing arguments and repeating the same stupid arguments over (whether it's in caps or not) is really not the style I like my opponent to use when I'm trying to seriously and rationally have a discussion. Reckoning is delicious trollbait but he serves no other purpose than that. I really suggest you ignore him. He only copies his great hero Shard without thinking why he is wrong/right. I mean, Shard is a pretty decent guy, even though he's a bit defensive, but he definitely isn't right all the time. Dark Morphon 15:18, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Snoebollz
I suck at it <_<-- Unending fear   16:06, 20 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You don't! Just believe in yourself! Dark Morphon 16:11, 20 December 2009 (UTC)
 * No, really, I do >_>-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 20:51, 20 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Lolk. I has awesome strategies thought out n stuff so I'm pretty gud at it :D. Dark Morphon 12:55, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Cool, I prefer to Leroy Jenkins it <_<-- Unending fear  User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 13:37, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

Dear Morphon.
It's spelled "Such".

Love,

-- -Chaos- (moo) -- 20:49, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Apparently you're not familiar with my purposely bad spelled catchphrase. Dark Morphon 11:52, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry, I'm not. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 11:53, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * WELLZ, NAO THAT U NO IT, CAN U PLEASE STOP BEING SHUSH A TROLL? Dark Morphon 12:01, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'd rather be louder a troll. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 12:08, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Damn you, Chaos! Dark Morphon 12:16, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yessir! <3 -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 12:22, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

omnomnom4
Hai. A F K When  Needed 22:49, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Sup? Dark Morphon 11:52, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Not a lot, you?
 * Happy Holidays btw User A F K When Needed Signature Icon.jpg A F K  When  Needed 16:06, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I r pro cuz I got my pro skillz title today. Teh title sez so, thus must be true. Happy holidays to you too. Dark Morphon 16:10, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Merry Christmas =D
Omnomnom those cookies ;o-- /u/nending fear   05:05, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Nomnomnom*, HARPY CHWRISTMWASGH! Dark Morphon 09:59, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

Happy 2010! :)
-- /u/nending fear   05:09, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
 * HAPPY 2010 SIR LORD OF THE CRANES! Dark Morphon 09:00, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

+1 Been to long mi amigo ^.^ Briar 09:00, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

^Stop putting lightning up a crane's ass you EVUL MEENIE.That being said Morphy I think you deserve this :

That is if you want one ;) Lilondra   06:58, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * EVUL MEENIE is my thing. Don't mimic meh.
 * Also, meh. I dun do userboxes animoar. Dark Morphon 16:02, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Runescape
lol -<font color="Black">Cursed Angel  <font face="Arial" size="1">15:38, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * hai ca howu doin? darkmorphon396 15:40, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I feel terrible and have fever. :( So how's runescape? -<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] <font face="Arial" size="1">15:46, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * well i just started lolo you can cut wood and stuff darkmorphon396 15:54, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omg cutting wood is fucking hardcore! then you can make a fire and eat fish and stuff -<font color="Black">Cursed Angel [[Image:User Cursed Angel Signature2.jpg|19px|Q.Q]] <font face="Arial" size="1">17:00, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omg, has you killed a spider? :0-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 20:48, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * i'll put up my epic adventures darkmorphon396 10:19, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Wut? 71.193.48.146 16:12, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * i was talking to koda, lol, he/she probably doesn't even have a 15k armor lololo darkmorphon396 16:17, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * O. I doubt koda even has hardmode unlocked in factions. let alone a set of elite armor. LoL. 71.193.48.146 16:20, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * hardmode factions? lol, i doubt koda even has finished the pre darkmorphon396 10:21, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

lol'd
I seriously lol'd hard reading this xD-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear   11:07, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * runescape is so awesome!! you should play it, crane friend!! darkmorphon396 11:17, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Just what is this all about? Have you gone craaaaaaaaaaaaazy? I mean, you were actually contributing things in the past. You used constructive criticism and, well, had some good ideas. But now you talk utter nonsense and fail at trolling properly. What made you snap? Did your hampster die? Did someone throw a giant snowball in your backpack? Have you lost your chance at the world heavyweight championship belt? Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  11:28, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Morphon, I used to :) I have a decent account, it's got full plate rune :3 xD-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 11:34, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omgf is rune that blu armor? i want it so baed!! darkmorphon396 11:37, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, it's more teal :P-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 11:47, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * epic!! how long did it take you to get?? darkmorphon396 11:51, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Uhhhhhhh, not sure. I killed a few thousand cows to say the least... <.<-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 11:54, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * @Koda He got sick of dealing with you. 71.193.48.146 11:57, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * those poor cows :(. still the awesome armor is worth it!! darkmorphon396 11:58, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * xD The calves are very easy to kill :3-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 12:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * For the record.i had dragon armor.(That leet red one) when i was a member.-- Nei l2250 User Neil2250 sig icon5.jpg 12:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * never spent a penny*-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 12:04, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Rune wasn't hard to get :S --92.12.75.42 12:05, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omfg you can get a dragon armor? a DRAGON armor? this game is so awesom!! darkmorphon396 12:08, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeh back when I used to play, I was like, level 80, had full rune (best non-members armour), granite (members armour which is pretty much a one up from rune armour), and dragon weapons (long sword, dagger and scimitar). Had this mad as cape and boots, as well as a ring. Also had some cool mage and ranger armour that were both members as well. My ranger backpack even picked up my arrows for me (gotta do a members quest heh). =P But no,...I know nothing about the game...XD<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 12:19, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Dragons dude
They're way cool. --71.193.48.146 12:15, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * dragons are so awesom they breath fire and fly and stuff!! darkmorphon396 12:16, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I killed one ;D-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 12:16, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * yeah so did i in the tutoriol eh was firin and stuf but we drugged him and made the ceiling fall on him lolo!! darkmorphon396 12:18, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ZOMFGNOWAYWTFHAXX!? --71.193.48.146 12:19, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I killed one one on one ;D No tricks ^.^-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 12:19, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omgf ur like brave n stuff just facin suh dragon i want to beat one too with blu armor!! darkmorphon396 12:20, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You have to kill it to get rune :3-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 12:21, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * so that mofo dragen ate the rune? omgf no hes don it!! darkmorphon396 12:22, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Nah, you just gotta kill the dragon Elvarg (I think is her name) to be able to wear it, along with minimum of 40 defence.<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 12:41, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omgf i only have like level 1 defense how am i evr suposed to get suhc high level? this game is hardcor!! darkmorphon396 12:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Heh, I think I have like 65 attack, 65 strength and 65 defence lol. =P You just gotta train alot man. Becoming a member helps alot when you get to like level 40 combat. You can do the minigame "Pest Control" which lets you get bonus exp after like 5 wins.<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 12:48, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * nah u have to pay for memebr and im too por!! darkmorphon396 13:19, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Unforunately, yes, that is the downside. It's only about $5 if paying by card I think in America. For me, I used to pay by phone call, which was like $12 but now like $14 I think. I just put in for a Debit card, so hopefully I can use it for a decreased cost.<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 06:25, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No wonder, you play runescape!Pika Fan 16:10, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * runescape > pokemon darkmorphon396 17:07, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Corrected. Pika Fan 17:14, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Corrected. darkmorphon396 18:05, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Corrected. Pika Fan 18:18, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * omfg 1RV darkmorphon396 07:47, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Digimon > All.
 * Also Pika, what do you mean "no wonder"? No wonder what? =P<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 08:49, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * galactic footbal > Digimon darkmorphon396 08:50, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Touché.<font color="Black"> -- [[Image:User_Lacky_Blue_Paw_Sig.png|15px|link=User_talk:Lacky|My Talk]] <font color="#0104C6">Lacky 08:52, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

hello
I would like you to sign up on the people i like list on my userpage. --Briar 23:10, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

lulz
Why is your page so empty? D:-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear   16:44, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Cuz I'm thinking up a new lulz. Dark Morphon 16:45, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * kk, can't wait :3-- / u / nending <font color="#990000">fear  User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:46, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It'll probably take a while. Don't get your hopes up. Dark Morphon 16:47, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

The fuck?
I PM'd you last night and all i got back was a PM saying <ornge ?? --Briar 13:24, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That's my bro. Dark Morphon 14:13, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

'''Your whole ten profession thing is.. how do we say..shit. Your comments are really ignorant and you should learn to play gw or quit it now'''
 * Whoru? Dark Morphon 14:07, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

Meme

 * So I herd you liek meme Thanks! NuVII  [[Image:User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg|19x19px]] 11:58, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Watch out Morphon! Do the Wrong (right) thing and Nuklear will explode all over you! All over ... Lilondra  [[Image:User_Lilondra_Sig.jpg|21x21px]] 13:15, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Stop being shush a lilondra. Dark Morphon 14:03, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
 * hey dawg i heard you like rickrolls so I put a rickroll in your talkpage so you can dance while you archive [[Image:User_Felix_Omni_Signature.png]]elix Omni 17:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * You know better than that, Felix! do you want something like this to happen again? Thrain[[File:User_Thrain_Sig.png]] contribs 17:25, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Some day, I will practice that dance and that song. Then I will perform it in front of a massive audience, and it will be the greatest rickroll ever made. -- -Chaos- (moo) -- 23:02, 16 February 2010 (UTC

"Hai"
Stop making stupid and ignorant comments in general. 99.67.235.84 16:07, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Whoru? :P Dark Morphon 16:10, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Holy shit, you actually did add it to your signature. <font color="#A55858">Misery  14:26, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I've seen better ones :< -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:32, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Picture or didn't happen :P Dark Morphon 14:39, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't have to prove nuffink. <font color="#A55858">Misery  14:45, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Morphy remains innocent until proven otherwise :P Dark Morphon 14:50, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

furzt
ym <3 --Briar 10:03, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Haaai Briar <3 Morphy 10:10, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

lolpve
mebeh you should lern to read statistics and strike ph 127.0.0.1 17:41, 23 February 2010 (UTC)


 * Lolpve --Briar 11:49, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * You guys spend way too much time on a crappy format that will never be improved by Anet anyway. Morphy 13:59, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Your face. Btw like the new sig? -- <font color="Crimson">Briar [[Image:User Briar Sig1.jpg|19px]] <font color="Crimson">Flame Me  14:50, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It's pretty nice, yes. Morphy 14:52, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I would actually say that it's incredibly regular. -- -Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:47, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Done. Fuck. It took 5 months. --Boro [[image:User_Borotvaltgandalf_Sig.jpg|10px‎]] 20:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
 * You, my good sir, have way too much spare time. Morphy 10:31, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

On a different note, but still about LolPvE - Thought you might enjoy this.
 * Ritualists are pro, I herd? Morphy 16:16, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

I wasn't joking
Continuing the conversation on this wiki can only lead to drama. I have no qualms banning either of you for pursuing it here. I reverted your edit, and I expect that both of you will leave that topic alone (on this wiki). - Auron 14:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Ok, I'll just ask him MSN then. Morphy 15:02, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
 * PS you didn't fully revert my post, only the last part of it. Morphy 15:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
 * :/ - Auron 15:15, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

StarCraft 2
I don't want to get into anything deep here, but have you played it yet? ~Shard  01:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes. As I may or may not have mentioned before, I was a diamond player before beta closed. Any further questions, please contact me on MSN. If you didn't notice, neither of us is allowed to pursue this subject on here. Besides, I won't be online for the next couple of days anyway as I graduated from high school and am getting my certificate. Morphy 11:43, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Congratulations. ~Shard  [[Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png]] 01:05, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks, I'm happy I can finally leave that phase of my life behind me. Morphy 11:46, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I'll save you some time
Just do a search for "Shard" on the official SC2 forums. <font color="#A55858">Misery  10:21, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Soye
Let's do some shit. Morphy 17:20, 9 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Ewww, fornicating with feces is disgusting. -- Unending  User Unendingfear Sig2.png <font color="#990000">fear  00:07, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
 * You ever tried it? Morphy 08:43, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I've tried everything. O: -- Unending  User Unendingfear Sig2.png <font color="#990000">fear  14:14, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
 * ur sum tru rebl! Morphy 17:27, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
 * While you were away, I decided to hate you.  Koda  [[Image:User_Koda_Kumi_UT.jpeg‎|19px]]  Kumi  17:43, 13 December 2010 (UTC)
 * We all know you already did, Koda. Morphy 18:46, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Na just joking
So whats up with that guy dumping that wall of text on his own talk page. Is he referring to himself as ignorant? Drogo Boffin 12:19, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I didn't read it, I assumed he was talking about PvE stuff so I inserted a generic elitist comment. Morphy 12:26, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Nice. Well now I feel like an idiot for reading it. Well I was bored and would have been reading something else anyway. [[Image:User DrogoBoffin sig icon.png]] Drogo Boffin 12:28, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Ok Morphy 12:30, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Out of interest...
Why would I be Oni? and if I were, what difference would that make? o.O 79.203.105.126 17:30, 16 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Because you have similar criticism on SC2 (hell, you even mentioned the ED thing). It matters because, to understate it, there has been quite a bit of drama involving me, Shard and Oni half a year ago. It's in archive 15 of Shard's talk page if you want to read it for yourself. Morphy 17:47, 16 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Hmm, well yea, I consider shard to be a theorycrafter. What he says sounds great on paper, all the numbers and jazz, but when you actually look at the facts and what happens irl (the GSL winnings I posted on his page for instance) it's just a load of bull.
 * The same thing for his "lets flip skill properpties to show how OP or UP they are" thing, on paper it is a great idea. It just doesn't take into account that you can't just "flip a skill in the other direction" and think one can still compare it to the original.
 * For example, he changes WS into something like: "5e, 1/4 cast, 3r: Heal target ally for 100HP, target ally has 20% more max HP and 3hp regen for the next 1...8...15 seconds" and thus he concludes WS is OP.
 * Yet he fails to see that you can't compare the two anymore. One is a spell, the other melee, one can be shutdown with meleehate, the other with casterhate, one does damage, the other heals and the list goes on. Yet he acts as if one can compare the two even after a complete functionality change, the only thing that remains the same are, as per usual, the numbers (a typical thing with theorycrafters). With that logic I could do the following: imagine if you had a skill that did 250 points of armor ignoring damage when target is <50%hp, like what WoH heals for, that would be pretty OP. Handling WoH on the other hand really isn't that hard.
 * So eventhough I do not know who Oni is, I can fully understand why I would sond like hinm -> he must think like me :) 79.203.105.126 20:12, 16 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I have a feeling we will get along just fine ;). Morphy 21:02, 16 January 2011 (UTC)
 * You are actually making me consider making an acc here, for the sole purpose of proving people like shard wrong. There are not enough people here doing that from what I can gather. There are however a lot of people here that act as if the word of people like shard =fact, often without even looking at it critically. I am not saying that what shard is saying is always bad, I however think the way people on this wiki accept each others words as truth without even challenging it is appaling. It is verging on nepotism if it hasn't already reached that point. 79.203.105.126 21:27, 16 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, you can do that, but keep in mind Shard isn't an honest debater. It would be nice to have more like-minded people around (Oni has been banned for like over a year), though, so I would certainly be happy if you signed up. Morphy 17:37, 17 January 2011 (UTC)

I don’t think starting an account just to prove Shard, or people like him, wrong is a good use of your time. A big problem with this wiki is its high-school mentality. People with big egos have followings and civility is trampled underneath while the vice of stomping a fellow into the mud is lauded. Shard has already proven himself a failure so much that to toss more dirt on his grave would be superfluous. Just a few examples: I’m not trying to discourage you from starting an account. I just don’t want to see you or anybody else put a lot of energy into an effort that will not bring you the results you’re looking for, and attention from partial sysops. Take care, whatever your choice. <font face="Monotype Corsiva" color="black">Sardaukar  18:05, 17 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Permabanned in game.
 * Banned from posting on most Anet staff pages.
 * Complaining about a game to the point of just being pathetic. “Yeah we get it. You don’t like GW’s skill balance. Blah. Blah. Blah.”
 * I'm not entirely certain but couldn't like 90% of the post above me be categorized as NPA? Also please assess Auron in the same manor so i can put it on my wall of favorite quotes. <3 -- Briar  User Briar Sig 3.jpg  The Spider  14:42, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I do not consider what I said a personal attack, I am attacking his methods and what he says, which is perfectly in line with the rules iirc. As to your comment about auron, I can't say I have read all that much of what auron has written, so I am not going to be an ignorant dork and say things about him or his statements. 195.240.213.35 15:00, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Auron is a pretty cool guy. Morphy 16:29, 18 January 2011 (UTC)