User:The Gaga

Call when you want, but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone {|cellspacing="9px" valign="top" style="background:; border:2px solid " width="100%"  =The Gist= So, I've been playing since September of '07, starting with a necromancer in Factions. After being Newb for a few months I had a complete character overhall and deleted her, making and falling in love with the ranger and mesmer profession. Two months later I got Nightfall and Prophecies, then EotN shortly after. Lately, I've been a bit miffed with some of these skill "balances" but meh what can you do? I am also a major armor addict, and as such spend way too much time than I should looking at the wiki's armor pages. My guildies also know me for my strange yet successful builds I make, as i am not a huge fan of "cookie cutter" builds, though with the few skills that actually...well no even some of them are still broken...so yea i like odd skill combos. It's very satisfying to get called a noob by a dead player after using a non-meta/well known skill combo/build.
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=The Girls= Harli Von Lyss {|style="background:transparent;width:100%;" My main, and favorite class. Shamefully she does play faceroll ESurge Mesmer sometimes. But mostly she abuses Psychic Distraction, Arcane Languor and Migraine like no tomorrow. She enjoys sending things into a Panic, and has been known to cause others Psychic Instability keeping them in a Chaos Storm while Worrying until their Demise. See what I did thar? Clever I know. She is the newest armor harlot and likes the borderline kink of some mesmer armor. Let's just say she likes wearing Lingerie while giving people a good headache Accomplishments: PLeaked a Vengeful Weapon, subsequently followed by the rage quit of said VW caster Made faceroll Mesmers cry with Arcane Languor and Aneurysm Goals: KoabD
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Paparazzi Harli- My paragon with the Lady GaGa flair. Named with a combo of one of my many favorite songs of Gaga's and my IGN, Harli. She has a desire to wear interesting armor combos, her current one making her look like a butterfly. Goals: Obby armor; just the skirt and shoes cause they're teh prettyful

Harli Du Esprit- The Ritualist's Gracefull casting animations and dance, along with the crazy ornate fashions drew me in like a moth to a 5 foot flame. She currently looks like a Water Djinn in Human form. Acording to Nay she has a Shellder on her head..maybe she'll evolve into Slowbro Goals: Get to level 37 so I can evolve, or find a Water Stone to evolve that way

Harli Von Gren- She likes dead things. A lot. It's almost creepy ... almost. She loves curses and death, cause she's morbid like that. Currently has armor looking like Gaga's Alejandro performance on American Idol Gaga Harli- Narthil's necro's companion. She has hair like gaga's in the opening of the Alejandro vid..the one that looked like a bug. She's a blood user and likes having +24 armor 100% of the time, Vow of Piety and Blood Renewal say ohai2u. Btw Ravenous is the lolz with pve mobs.

Harli von Thazar- I like hitting things. Hard. With sharp and blunt instruments. I hate warriors and in a delicious irony sundae she is the only char i have to not die yet. Im pretty sure once she hits r2 I'll take her to pvp and see how long I last before I go bewm. She's a fuzzy kitty atm cause it's fun killing things and then lookin all fluffy like. Goals: Smash monks in the face with hammerz Elite Templar and Monument

Snow White Harli- Her name doesnt fit anymore, seeing as she now has purple hair and is no longer paler than a kurzick albino. Before the makeover she was pale with white hair. She was so pale that she lit up like a chaos glove during jennurs horde and a few other missions, it was teh lulz. She was my armor harlot before Lyss came to be, and is somewhat neglected now merely because I like fast casting. Currently she looks like the drowned spirit of an old time english women( Go Go Gadget prim and lux armor!) Accomplishments: Made things go Ker-Blam Became an armor harlot Was a chaos glove Goals: Be less neglected Finsih up some armor sets

I Harli I- She's all spinny like and junk. I heard WS was teh haxx0rs so I wanted to try it. I prefer Reaper's Sweep, Zealous Vow and Grenths Grasp now. There's not a whole lot of derv armor so right now she's either fuzzy pokey or glittery. Soon she'll be leathery, bony or sandy. Goals: Actually use her in pvp Asuran, Ancient, or Primeval armor

Lil Guard Duck Meg- Pearls before Swine comic fans? My lil monk was inspired by pigs friend lil guard duck. Also I like ducks. Quack. I hate having that silly labrynthine skirt because its ugly, and black obby with cgloves is so yesterday. She goes back and forth between leet kurz with tats on her hands and feet, to kurz and canth mix. She also likes wielding weapons that are twice her size cause she feels like a BAMF when she does. Accomplishments: Tanked about 5 or 6 attackers and still stayed alive with my team(yay Conviction and Armor of Sanctity abuse!) Quack at everything I meet Goals: Elite Canthan gloves and shoes because I like them better than the elite kurz ones Get better at RA monking

I Lil Duckie I- Made during the hilarious antics of anets "seeping wound" fiasco update. She still uses it but now yells at people when they run away to knock them over with soundwaves. Her armor goes from commando army stripper to high end amber stripper. It varies based on her mood. Also shwing zing dagz make fun noises.

Harliquinn Sprite- My oldest character and the one to bear my first ingame name. This was how I originally named my chars till I found out how nicknames work. She's proficient in bows spears dags scythes..owait expertise makes you lol at energy so almost any martial weapon works. She has a pet pedobear too. He glomps people to death if they refuse his van candy. Also, archers sig is teh fun with concussion shot. just sayin. She likes that rough natural look so she wears elite kurzick and monument and the popular leet druid with istani, working on leet lux atm. Accomplishments: DShot some mesmers Cry of Frustration (non-rupt spam at that :D) DShot Healer's Boon and Patient Spirit; predictable monks are predictable Made a mob of Luxons rage at me after Concussion shotting someone while Apply AND Archer's Signet were up..thn epidemicing the whole thing (I literally Rofl'd at that) Goals: Get Elite Luxon Armor Get inscribable Stilletto daggers

The Monster
Haus of Harli [FaB] Yup I made a guild, with my moose Narthil and my bestest friend ever Mac. time to spread fashion around, loves!

Current Groove
Drumming Song - Florence and the Machine