User:Dark Morphon/Lulz Archive

= my epic runescape adventures = so i started playing runescape yesterday and its awesome!! it started of good with the loading screen tho i couldnt play it on high quality because my computer is too slow. the grapics and music rocks, it really looks like its made in the dark ages!! i wanted to name my character darkmorphon but that name was already taken so i calld him darkmorphon396. but ill talk avbout the game itself now.

so there i was standing in the middle of a house. i first had to make my character and there are so many options, i really didnt now what to choose!! i just gave him black hair and a mohawk to make it look like mr t lolo and i gave him a wool sweater in case it gets cold outside. then i talked to swir vant and a DRAGON appeared!! A DRAGON!! how epic is that?

the dragon killed his squire and then a goblin appeared to steal hs stuf. so i grabbed the squire's weppinz and i killed the goblin. he was one tough son of a bitch but i got him down!! then sir vant had a masterplan to kil the dragon i feeded the dragon meat with sleeping powder in it so before i knew i was sent on an epic quest!! i used a plank to go over the wall and put the meat in the right place

once i had done that, i returned to sir vant who used a bomb to hide himself or something and then the dragon dind't notice him and went straight for the meat and fell asleep lololo!! then i got some stuff from vants bag and attached some cloth with oil to a pole and set it on FIARRR, i felt mightly liek an sh ele!! and vant burned the other one and then the roof collapsed on the dragon lolo!! but i kinda felt sorry for the dragon cuz im an animal friend.

then someone called roddeck came out of a closet and he was grateful i killed the dragon and stuff lolo and he offered to be my adviser. i was liek "WELL, WHAT DO I DO WITH AN ADVISER?" and he sed he woud advice me when i need help n stuff. thhen i gave the armor and stuf back to vant and roddeck gave me a hatchet to cop away some roots that wer in the way lolo but i need woodcutting level 2 or something to do that!! so i practised chppin on roots in a wall and it rely looked awesome i looked like a real lumberjack lolo!! and then i copped through the roots and climbed the ladder!!

then i was in lumbridge and i was overwhelmed by the options, there was so much to do!! so i decidid to do a quest wher you sheer sheaps lolo, they were all wooly!! but first i defeated some bad-ass goblin and there was a guy and he had a blu armor!! i want to have a blu armor one day, it looks all awesome and stuff... then i had to go because dinner was rdy but ill play again tomorow and get that blu armor!!

And a certain person's reaction
Just what is this all about? Have you gone craaaaaaaaaaaaazy? I mean, you were actually contributing things in the past. You used constructive criticism and, well, had some good ideas. But now you talk utter nonsense and fail at trolling properly. What made you snap? Did your hampster die? Did someone throw a giant snowball in your backpack? Have you lost your chance at the world heavyweight championship belt? Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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