User:Shard/Notes

=Random Stuff=

Shard says: I have to write a maximum flow algorithm. That sounds dirty. Adrin says: Do you have to write it the same day every month?

From the fire izzy discussion:
 * If you leave the game unchanged, it will be like a jar filled with water and sand. Sooner or later, the sand will end up all at the bottom of the jar. When that happes, you must shake the jar... Mith[[Image:User MithranArkanere Star.png]]Talk 19:00, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * This is true. But ANet isn't shaking up the sand, they're unzipping their pants and pissing in it... --Jette 22:01, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

From incendiary arrows skill feedback page:
 * Some people can't afford Nightfall or don't want to pay more for a game that has already failed

From Encyclopedia Dramatica:
 * The bible is the best selling science fiction book ever made. It was written by a large cult of mentally retarded ancients, who had no idea how anything in the world functioned, from thousands of years ago. Sadly, however, idiocy has survived throughout time and many people still believe in the illogical shit spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, unintentional or not, and perhaps the longest edit war that the world has ever seen.

From Conservapedia:
 * Conservapedia is not about neutrality. Conservapedia favors factual information over "neutral" information, and is written from a Christian point of view.
 * The definition of liberal is one who chooses right from wrong for themselves instead of accepting the objective right and wrong. Since Christianity is right, denial of that is liberalism.

On the Incoming talk page:
 * Never associated "Incoming!" with running away or charging before... 66.190.15.232 05:56, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Obviously, the Paragon is tired of his allies never listening to his advice, and has switched to a "tell the opposing team we're coming" tactic. --[[image:User_Jioruji_Derako_logo.png]] Jïörüjï Ðērākō.> .cнаt^  06:00, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

"blame your prot if shit dies"

You mean you're not supposed to do that anyway? --Jette

- The Reckoning

...i use a sword and axe on my para all the time, because para skills, they super SUCK. which makes it a MELEE class. Rogueonion

...Ok so [Enraging Charge] the only IAS that wars have that does not kill them on striking... is now nerfed... I combo enraging and lions for full adrenaline on my bar I attack faster thereby. Rogueonion

That's what you get for playing guild wars. - Auron

Most opposing votes ever

CENSORED!!!

I almost had a trivia dedicated to me.

Armond owns Igor's user page

Epic vandalism by me, a biased liberal

Flagger Fail

Banned User Fail

IRC:  ive started feeling old, cause i remember things that didnt happen before some of my friends were born :/  err  something like that   Yes.   Remembering things that didn't happen is a sign you're getting up there.

Riddle is.... DrogoBoffin jump up, jump up, get down Shard doesn't feel like explaining  next person to emote gets kickbanned Shard hopes drogo does it  oshi  !kb Shard

 wasabi is the best player eve  rr  fire fox is decent  HAHA  good 1  i havent played with him in a while so i dont know   fire fox + internet = fail  adrin...   ie = win  firefox is a person   oh   i thought u meant   fuck <DrogoBoffin> lol <Shard> owned

<Salome> *grumbles about people naming themselves after browsers* <FireFox> you're a whore Belar is now known as Opera <FireFox> also Fox YOU are now known as Safari <FireFox> also older than the browser <Salome> pair of bastards!

<Vili> I don't have anything from Blizzard :\ <Shard> going on my notes page <Shard> next to <---is a noob

Does Anet even test their game?

 * When characters under level 20 level up, the chat notification includes how many attribute points you have gained. This message erroneously always says 5 attribute points have been gained, when in fact your attribute gain depends upon your level.
 * Fixed a bug that prevented players from using the hard mode feature 
 * A bug with Heart of Shadow disconnected everyone in the same instance when used. It was fixed in a subsequent update.
 * Removed the reduced durations of hexes and conditions on the Guild Lord so that they last the normal amount of time. - Later that day - "Fixed a bug that prevented conditions from lasting their full durations on the Guild Lord in Guild Battles."
 * Fixed a bug that caused enemies in Isle of the Nameless (PvP mode) to give Balthazar faction.
 * Fixed a bug that sometimes awarded victory to the losing team in the Snowball Tournament. 
 * Fixed a bug that allowed the skills “Rampage as One” and “Strike as One” to activate without a living pet. - Three days later - Fixed a bug that allowed the skills “Rampage as One” and “Strike as One” to activate without a living pet.
 * Fixed a bug that allowed Heroes to equip more than one elite skill.
 * Equipping Brace Yourself (PvP) causes the game client to crash.
 * Seriously?