Ascalon Guard (post-Searing)

Ascalon Guards are soldiers in the Ascalon Army. They take orders from Prince Rurik, but ultimately answer to King Adelbern.

Locations

 * Ascalon

Missions

 * Ascalon

Quotes

 * In Ascalon City
 * "A cold mug of ale sure sounds good right about now."
 * "Arggh, this armor chafes me so!"
 * "Beat it, will ya? I'm not in the mood for talking."
 * "Can't you see I'm busy right now?"
 * "Didn't your momma ever teach you not to talk to strangers?"
 * "Do I look like a tour guide?"
 * "Do you always talk to strangers?"
 * "Do you think this armor makes me look fat?"
 * "Good to see you're out doing your part. May Dwayna bless you and keep you safe."
 * "Killed eight Charr today. If I get three more, I beat Horace's record."
 * "I can still hear the screams of the dying. It's been two years, and I still can't get them out of my head."
 * "I found a baby devourer in my boot this morning. Good thing I always check for 'em..."
 * "I got a letter from my son today. That always lifts my spirits."
 * "I haven't been home in four months. I wonder how my family is getting on."
 * "I like that young Prince Rurik. He's got his head on straight, if you ask me."
 * "I miss the poppies. My wife always kept a vase of them on the table."
 * "I need a bath. I'm really starting to stink."
 * "I signed up for the army just two weeks before the Searing. Bad timing, I guess."
 * "I used to be a musician before the Searing. Played for the king a few times, even."
 * "I worry about my mother's welfare. If something happened to me, there'd be no one left to care for her. "
 * "I'm hoping to go on leave in a few days, so don't stir up any trouble."
 * "I'm parched. I need to go find some more water."
 * "I've got a hankering for some fresh meat."
 * "I've really have to do something about this chafing."
 * "It's funny the things you remember. I remember what my wife and daughter were wearing that last day..."
 * "Look at this place. Nothing but dirt, ruins, and skeletons."
 * "Lots of time out here to sit and reflect on life."
 * "Mind your own business."
 * "My brother is a Ranger. Spends his time tramping through the woods with his cat."
 * "Not much of a view out here, is there?"
 * "Oh my aching tooth. Why didn't I go see a healer before it got this bad?"
 * "Sure wish this rash would heal. It's awfully hard to scratch when you're wearing full armor."
 * "The rations out here taste like cardboard, but at least it keeps my waistline trim."
 * "There was never a more beautiful place than Ascalon. Hard to believe looking at this wasteland, isn't it?"
 * "Things have been quiet lately. Too quite, if you ask me."
 * "Unless you're here to relieve me, get lost. I've got work to do."
 * "Wallace says Devourer blood cures baldness. You reckon that's true?"
 * "Wallace says eating moa bird gizzards makes you virile. You ever heard that?"
 * "Wallace says skale saliva cures foot fungus. I think I might try it out."
 * "Watch out for devourers. This place is crawling with 'em."
 * "Watch yourself. I don't want to have to come rescue your worthless hide if you get into trouble."
 * "What I wouldn't give for a good night's rest in a soft bed."
 * "What I wouldn't give to see just one of our beautiful Ascalon sunflowers growing out of these ruins."
 * "You done much traveling? I've always wanted to travel."


 * In Old Ascalon
 * "My duty is to guard this gate. That's what I intend to do."
 * "No one gets into Ascalon City without my say so."
 * "This gate has nothing to fear while I'm on guard."

Battle Quotes

 * "Bring me your woes some other time, friend."
 * "Fight now, talk later."
 * "Fight, damn it!"
 * "Help. A little help here."
 * "If you haven't noticed, I'm busy at the moment."
 * "Let's give 'em a whooping!"
 * "Not now!"
 * "Now is not the time for idle chatter!"
 * "Spill the blood of our foes!"
 * "Stop wagging your tongue and start whooping some butt."
 * "Tell me later. Right now I have enemies to slaughter."
 * "The fight rages. This battle is not yet won."
 * "The time for jabbering over a pint will come later."
 * "To Arms! To Arms!"
 * "We'll reminisce after the battle is won."
 * "Your words fall on deaf ears. For now I fight."