Blarp

Blarp is a Polymock opponent found in Gadd's Encampment. He's the third opponent of the Polymock quest chain.

Locations

 * Tarnished Coast
 * (only when challenged to a Polymock match)
 * (only when challenged to a Polymock match)

Quests
Quests involved in:
 * Polymock: Defeat Blarp

Gadd's Encampment
If you have not registered 3 polymock pieces.
 * "You need to get your starting Polymock pieces from Hoff [Polymock Master], across the Sea of Sorrows, in Rata Sum before we can play."

Before being defeated:
 * "Are you ready to face me? The others here are like pawns compared to my kingly knowledge of Polymock and the elemental pieces. Prepare to be awed by a true master."
 * I wish to play you in a game of Polymock.
 * "You will be removed from your party and taken to a Polymock arena to battle Blarp. Do you wish to proceed?"
 * Accept: "Yes."
 * Decline: "No."

After being defeated:
 * "You proved you can outplay my elemental pieces playing for fun, but now we play for keeps. Are you strong enough for tournament rules? I won't go easy on you this time. You'll need 1 common piece, 1 uncommon piece, and 1 rare piece to play."
 * I wish to play you in a game of Polymock.
 * (if you don't meet the requirements)
 * "You don't have at least 1 common, 1 uncommon, and 1 rare Polymock piece unlocked yet. You cannot play any opponents using tournament rules at this time."

Quotes
During a Polymock match:
 * "Bad choice. Of course our other options were no better."
 * "Here's a tip for next time. Don't waste your first piece so quickly"
 * "I am so going to calcitrate your derriere"
 * "Ouch. That must have hurt."
 * "Pathetic! Did you even prepare?"
 * "That's your second piece? Are you certain? This just gets easier by the moment."
 * "Would you like your next piece chilled or flame broiled"
 * "Your defeat will be elemental. Ha! I never tire of that joke."

When he loses a Polymock match:
 * "How could my elementals lose? Nobody knows their weaknesses. Who told you?"

When he wins a Polymock match:
 * "Keep up your "hard" work. Someday you might just learn the game."