User:Enigmatist

 An Ode to Mesmer or 10 Reasons Mesmers Rock! Ten reasons abound, I won't try to play coy,

so sit back and relax, I'm sure you'll enjoy.

Reason ten still leaves me astounded,

I'll screw with your head 'till you're fully dumbfounded.

Reason nine is surely divine,

my Mesmer powers are all but benign.

Bewildered, confused, is my enemy's fate,

and surely the reason, I chose it as eight.

Seven might not seem quite as impressive,

but I feel my attire is rather progressive.

Some call it chic or a great sense of style,

but I won't hesitate to subvert or beguile.

Reason six isn't quite as well known,

but I can't wait to kill you, and hear "dude, I got pnwed!"

I'm not quite the sadist you think I am now,

because if I was I'd be out playing WoW.

We've covered five with five more to come,

please hold your applause until I say I'm done.

My reason five shouldn't be too perplexing,

for my gamut of interrupts will become rather vexing.

Necro Curses are good, but my hexes are better,

because a caster's no match for a Visions Mesmer.

I chose the skill Migraine, as my number four,

because when you're afflicted, casting's a chore.

Empathy, Backfire, and Cry of Frustration,

are my skills of choice, for mental domination.

Reason three is just here for fun,

when I see foes flee, I know my job is done.

Almost to the end, I present number two,

with a wide range of skills, there's not much I can't do.

Because Illusion is fun, while Domination is stronger,

and Inspiration, will help me last longer.

The best of them all, and the reason I play,

I dance a cute jig, even though it looks fey.

From one to ten, we've covered them all,

when you play as a Mesmer, feel proud and stand tall.