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The Mighty LOR DRACONIS Wiki Page!!!!
Welcome to the first edition of the Lor Draconis Wiki Page! I'm sure you all feel very fortunate that I, Lor, have decided to do this on the Wiki, rather than on some expensive pay site that would make me rich while giving you only tidbits into my extrordinary life. I do this because I care, and for that you should feel tingles of delight. Let's just hope those tingles are in the appropriate areas, as this is a site that is also viewed by teenagers who already have enough to deal with in their tiny, insignificant lives. So...a little bit about me...

I was born in Ascalon about 26 years ago to Thurmond and Elesquabik Draconis. They named me Lor because it was an easyt name to say and remember, unlike theirs. I was a pre-searing warrior that dabbled in the elementalistic arts, and my favorite thing to do was bring severed heads to Gwen and act like they were attacking her. Heh heh heh...oh, just watching her run away screaming, hands flailing like a retarded kid who just slipped off his wheelchair brought me joy to no end. Little did I know this would have lasting, permanent effects on the little runt. I was suprised that I could scare her every time though, seeing as she had eyes that were so far apart that they were almost on the sides of her head and thus she should have had a good 180 degrees or more of sight. I think that her squashed in nose actged like an ocular magnet and drew her eyes towards the center of her face. It's the only reason I can think of. Anyway, the Searing happened and I was ever more the slayer of the Charr. I became a commander that ran uncountably numerous assaults on their strongholds, places of fire worship and gathering dens. Once, while shivering in sheer terror, one of them told me I fought like a charr. I hit him in the back with my war hammer, right on the enormous hunch, grabbed him by the upper part of his spinal chord and pushed it in so he stood upright. Then I paraded him around in female ele clothing while singing "I fight like an Asuran!" Sometime during all this mess I met a ranger chick named Alcyone Terrais. Man, she was hot! She had this white elite druid's outfit that showed more skin than should be allowed in a t-13 game. Not that I minded of course. We soon got married out of necessity, had our first child Karr Draconis, who we sent off to Kamadan to learn the ways of the dervish, and have since been together. (A bit of out of character info: The woman behind Alcyone Terrais is utterly beautiful to. The kind of girl that would make Niagra Falls look like a rain gutter to the drool you would be spilling). Alcyone was a good turning point for me. I became more concerned with taking care of my responsibilities and less concerned with playing cruel jokes on people. One of these responsibilities was taking out an undead lich...as compared to the unalive liches that are found in the US congress that prefer to suck the money out of as person rather than their life force. But getting away from the political scene, Alcyone and I traveled to the Crystal Desert where something amazingly screwed up happened to us. We Ascended. I suddenly became the plaything and tool of the Gods and would assassinate 4 major threats to the world before I was let loose to do my "own thing". By the way, Grenth...you are banned from poker night after turning Peter into an ice imp. Yeah, he kept the ale cold, but my sink has been useless to me ever since. Now I am sort of an enterpeneur of sorts. I still do the work of the Gods by going to my homeland of Ascalon, giving brave new heros amazing gold weapons or items that improve on what they already are so they can continue the questing I left off on so long ago. I also have started my own business. And that is the next part of the wiki here:

== LOR'S DISCOUNT TOMES AND ADVENTURING SUPPLIES ==

That's right! I'm the same Lor as the one mentioned above! And I have as purpose....

TO END THE DAMN GREED IN THIS WORLD!

One of my favorite past times is going and beating the stuffing out of Fronis Irontoe with my old buddy Kilroy Stoneskin. It's alot of laughs and we get some awesome stuff for it. Most of it I just sell off and get rich from, but some of it I keep...the things I feel worthy to pass on to others. And so when I take my warrior tomes, ranger tomes and elite warrior tomes that I get from there to places like Kamandan and Lions Arch. And I've noticed a trend there. What people get for nothing, like the tomes, they sell for horridly enormous prices. 700 gold for a warrior tome??? WTF is that all about? And so I have decided to slowy curb the market and steer it in the right direction. Me, I sell my tomes for 150 gold. Doesn't matter if it is warrior or ranger or monk or sin, it is always 150 gold. Young adventurers don't have alot of gold to begin with, and they won't get better if they aren't given the chance to become better, (or unless A-Net has a glitch that makes us all quadzillionaires). Now, your question may be: Where does the mighty Lor sell his wares? The answer: Lion's Arch and Kamadan. No where else. If you are somewhere else, it sucks to be you.

LOR'S RANTS AND HATER SECTION
This section is where I talk about all the f---ed up people and things across this wonderfully monster infested world we live and battle in. I've found that many humans here can be worse than a pack of driders during mating season. And so, here is the start of my compiled hate list:

==   SCAMMERS   ==

Scammers have infiltraded every portion of GW. When I first joined they scammed trades with giving the wrong item because GW uses the same skin on many things, or overcharging for an item because no one else was selling it. Then the scammers started pounding the EoTN runners, refusing to pay at the end of a run because they knew the runner didn't want to   screw over the honest people who paid to get the end chest. But now we have RUNNERS that are scamming people. Either by overcharging for their runs (Kathandrax being the worst. Most runners charge 15k for the run, and then you have to do   half the fighting. Not much of a run if you have to fight). But now scmmer runners have gone even beyond that. Now they take your money and leave before fighting the last boss, they do half the run and expect more pay for it, or expect you to use up your consumables if they get in trouble and offer nothing in return. It is too bad that Anet doesn't monitor this. Imagine what might come about if they did! Personally, I would like to see Anet monitor these scammers and if they scam too many times give them a "Scammer Title" that is like any other tagged title, save they cannot remove it. It is just a dream of mine, but perhaps if enough have this dream it will become a reality.

Other people worth hating:

Maelstrom Stormrune: I had recently posted some things about this person that I feel should not have been revealed to the entire world, as they are of a personal nature and do not necessisarily involve the game. I will say, however, this person is a liar ands a cheater, so caution should be taken should you decide to deal with him in the game.

Fangs of the Wolf This twit is someone who likes to try and talk sh*t to people, but miserably fails. As I told him in Gunner's Hold, his game is about as effective as his mother's birth control was. While not exactly worth hating, he is worth being made fun of.