Spiritual Possession

Quotes
Your character randomly, and quite frequently, says one of the following lines while under this effect:
 * "4...Itchy...Tasty..."
 * "Abaddon will feast on your eyes!"
 * "Abaddon's sword has been drawn. He sends me back to you with tokens of renewed power!"
 * "All is well. I'm not insane."
 * "And this is where I met the Lich. He told me to burn things."
 * "Are you the Keymaster?"
 * "As a boy I spent much time in these lands."
 * "BE GONE!"
 * "Cross over, children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the light. There is peace and serenity in the light."
 * "Do you like my fish balloon? Can you hear it singing to you...?"
 * "Get away from my baby!"
 * "Go, banana!"
 * "Gracious me, was I raving? Please forgive me. I'm mad."
 * "His blood has returned me to my mortal body."
 * "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!"
 * "I have returned!"
 * "I like how they've decorated this place. The talking lights are a nice touch."
 * "I see dead people."
 * "It's a trick. Get an axe."
 * "Keep away. The sow is mine."
 * "Klaatu...barada...necktie?"
 * "Mommy? Where are you? I can't find you. I can't. I'm afraid of the light, mommy. I'm afraid of the light."
 * "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
 * "My cat's name is Mittens."
 * "No one can stop me, let alone you puny mortals!"
 * "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Luxon."
 * "Soon you will all be crushed."
 * "Such fools to think you can attack me here. Come closer so you can see the face of your doom!"
 * "Take me now, subcreature."
 * "The house is clean."
 * "Then the healer told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy. And that's why it was the best summer ever!"
 * "There's a reason there's a festival ticket in my ear. I'm trying to lure the evil spirits out of my head."
 * "This house has many hearts."
 * "We must prepare for the coming of Banjo the Clown, God of Puppets."
 * "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
 * "You are messing with affairs that are beyond your comprehension. Leave now and I may let you live!"
 * "You are no match for my almighty power."
 * "You're disgusting, but I love you!"

Trivia

 * Many of the quotes are references to various pop-culture items, including the television show The Simpsons, the video games Resident Evil, Starcraft, and Kingdom Hearts, the movies Poltergeist, Hellraiser, Love and Death, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Army of Darkness, The Matrix Reloaded, Ghostbusters, The Boondock Saints, and The Sixth Sense, the webcomic Order of the Stick,  as well as phrases used by different characters of Guild Wars, specifically   Shiro Tagachi, Abaddon, Varesh Ossa and Prince Rurik.