User:Master Pedo Bear/Chocolate Muffin

''Consume to grant yourself 144 hours of continuous Guild Wars play. During this period, you are immune to hunger, sleep deprivation, loss of eyesight, arthritis, and The Call of Nature. This item can be used ANYWHERE. Can be consumed in halves.''

Acquisition

 * Safeway, Costco, the pantry downstairs that is magically restocked every week, etc...