User:Nalana Darkling/Superventures

Darkling Fatality, A/E
Loads of Tomb of Primeval Kings. Goes to Attribute panel. Puts assorted points in fire magic, water magic, critical strikes and dagger mastery, and 12 in deadly arts. For the skills, he loads up Earth Attunement, Gale, Shell Shock, Way of the Lotus, Maelstrom, Iron Palm, Lightning Hammer, and Conjure Lightning. A group calls out- GLF Permas for clear! He self-invites to the group, is accepted. Pings his build in. Only one person says anything- "Im curious about darklings build" Darkling replies, "dont worry, its secretly good. i can solo uw with it." Fellow says, "k" (WTF???) The group has finished tweaking builds, and they enter the underworld. A monk bonds Darkling and the other assassins. Darkling runs up closely following another sin toward the enemies. Charges in and dies. Gets resurrected, and dies again. And again. The group asks him when his build will start working. He replies, "Soon, i just keep getting interrupted" They resurrect him again, he gets 2 spells actually cast. Ironically, this finishes off a group of 3 enemies. He then agros the huge group, runs back to his team, and exits guild wars.

Darkling is running Curse of the Nornbear for a friend, and runs on top of a hill to queue the nornbear spawn. Runs partway down the hill and uses deaths charge on some jotuns on the ground next to the hill to save time running down it. Instead, he ends up shadowstepping BETWEEN all the jotun, and gets stuck for some time before he can shadow step to another group of jotun, who immediately knock him down with giant's stomp. He then runs into a cave and allows shadow form to run out while being chased. The jotun run up to him, start the attacking animation, then suddenly stop, turn, and run away. He finishes the mission in confusion.

DONT HATE ME

Nalana Darkling, R/A
Enters Thirsty River with two friends, having ran them a desert tour. One friend has to go and leaves, while the other stays. Darkling chases the other friend around for a bit for amusement, then sees someone in the outpost advertising a run- "Running mission and bonus, 3k." Darkling decides to make up his own sarcastic advert of a run as a small joke- "Running mission NO BONUS 7k, approx. 3 hours, no survivors, bring damage/heals." He adds, "Must not let me die or you owe me 1k." People, sadly, take it seriously. Darkling is asked, "haha u noob, u cant charge 7k!" and "haha how does it take 3 hours?!?1" Darkling keeps advertising, playing with responses, and eventually says, "Price increased to 15k to compensate for the fact that noone's joining!" Darkling gets two people to join. (WTF???) He switches secondary to monk, dumps points in wilderness survival and healing prayers. Brings Scavenger's Focus, Kirin's Wrath, Balthazar's Spirit, Life Bond, Protective Bond, Strength of Honor, Nature's Renewal, and Bane Signet. Pings build, gets no comments, and enters mission. Casts spirit, slooooowly casts enchantments on random party members, and charges the devourers, wielding daggers. Auto attacks, gets interrupted using Bane Signet, and dies. Shouts, "You owe me 1k! You're not supposed to let me die!" The group resigns and rezones 6 times before the people give up and leave, convinced that Darkling was a noob runner. Darkling's friend and himself laugh their asses off.

PLEASE DONT HATE ME?