Guild:Down Under Alliance

Down Under Alliance [DUA]
Down Under Alliance [DUA] is a bunch of smart-arses with crude mouths and even cruder private parts. We primarily consume Finlandia Vodka or cans of Jim Bean. Our leadership changes approximately every 10 seconds and so does our edits of this page :)

Some our the activities that our guild enjoys include:

Feeding noobs to the turtles

Eating 40 spring rolls at midnight

Going on Maccas coke runs

Dancing naked in random guild halls

Animal noises

Combing Budgers backhair

Killing the wildlife in Guild Wars

Coming up with descriptive names for other guild members various odours

Spanking

Pants

Baking quiches

Coming up with bogus guild adverts

Eating popcorn that is at least 5 years old



Recruitment
YOU GIVE US PANTS, WE GIVE YOU A GUILD!

We also fully support false advertising, however we are not lying about our love of pants

Contact information

 * For a good time please contact our officers: