Ascalon Guard

Ascalon Guards are soldiers in the Ascalon Army. They take orders from Prince Rurik, but ultimately answer to King Adelbern.

Locations

 * Ascalon (pre-Searing)

Quotes

 * "A soldier could get a nasty sunburn under this sun."
 * "Didn't your momma ever teach you not to talk to strangers?"
 * "Do I look like a tour guide?"
 * "Do you think the stories of King Doric are true?"
 * "Do you think this armor makes me look fat?"
 * "Doesn't the Wall look beautiful today?"
 * "Don't let my brother catch you looking at me like that."
 * "Don't touch me! I'm super important."
 * "Don't touch me. I said don't touch me."
 * "Duty calls."
 * "For Ascalon!"
 * "Go away before I show you the pointy end of my sword."
 * "Good day for a nap under a tree."
 * "Have you ever considered becoming a nun?"
 * "Have you heard the joke about the cookie? Aw, it's crummy."
 * "Haven't heard from those Krytans lately."
 * "How you doin'?"
 * "I could sure go for an ale."
 * "I don't have time for you right now. I'm guarding something very important."
 * "I hear Ascalon's Chosen are out fighting another Orrian guild today."
 * "I know I'm irresistible, but that doesn't mean you can just touch me whenever you want."
 * "I sure am hungry."
 * "I was the only one there, and I didn't see nothin'."
 * "I'd talk to you, but then I'd have to talk to you."
 * "If there's a better place on all of Tyria, then I've never seen it."
 * "It's a beautiful day in Ascalon, eh?"
 * "Keep it to yourself."
 * "Looks like it's going to rain."
 * "Maybe you should lay off the roasted chicken."
 * "Not much for a soldier to do now that the Charr have been taken care of."
 * "Oh, my aching feet."
 * "One little mistake! Now I'm stuck on guard duty."
 * "Pardon me, citizen, but I have very important work to do."
 * "Read any good books lately?"
 * "Seems quiet today."
 * "The butterflies are out today."
 * "Who, me?"
 * "Wonder what's going on north of the Wall."
 * "You know what I could go for right now? A big fat orange."
 * "You remind me a little of an alligator."

Battle Quotes

 * "Bring me your woes some other time, friend."
 * "Fight now, talk later."
 * "Fight, damn it!"
 * "Help. A little help here."
 * "If you haven't noticed, I'm busy at the moment."
 * "Let's give 'em a whooping!"
 * "Not now!"
 * "Now is not the time for idle chatter!"
 * "Spill the blood of our foes!"
 * "Stop wagging your tongue and start whooping some butt."
 * "Tell me later. Right now I have enemies to slaughter."
 * "The fight rages. This battle is not yet won."
 * "The time for jabbering over a pint will come later."
 * "To Arms! To Arms!"
 * "We'll reminisce after the battle is won."
 * "Your words fall on deaf ears. For now I fight."

Trivia

 * The quote "Don't touch me! I'm super important." is one of the random lines of the nobleman voice soundset in the Baldur's Gate game series.
 * The quote "How you doin'?" could be a reference to the catch-phrase of Joey Tribianni, a character on the popular show "Friends".