Guild:The Mercenary Alliance (historical)

The Mercenary Alliance [GODS]
The Mercenary Alliance is an up and coming Guild, that will destroy you. We do what we want.

Recruitment
While entry into The Mercenary Alliance is fairly uncommon, it is always open to new applicants. If you're interested in joining The Mercenary Alliance, head on over to steam and check out http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gw_tma. Any applications will be considered. Must be active enough.

Who are we?
hang around town... cause trouble... thief tomatos from the neighbors...punch a cow... one punch kill... GW... spawncamp.... push people down stairs... push people off clifts......generally just push peeps you dont like...... break stuff.... talk to trees.... become bored.... wank off..... find monkey paws..... kamehameha..... watch sitcoms.... browse online stores aimlessly..... fucking shit (in the toilet).... juice someones brains, then make an excelent bevrage out of brain juice..... open a lemonade stand..... sleep (or dont)...... piss pants...... shat bricks....... squathout a beaver..... become a tennis pro.....hoe,,,,yourGarden/....Make sweet sweet love to a unicorn......MMMmmmmmmm.......

Contact information
Website: http://www.example.com

Forums: http://www.example.com/forums

In game: Matthew Leader, Melance Officer, and Patty Man Mule