User:Titani Ertan/omg

Every half a second,
 * 7,200 times a minute,
 * 432,000 times an hour,
 * 10,368,000 times a day,
 * 72,576,000 times a week,
 * Someone,
 * Somewhere,
 * Said any form or kind,
 * of "Oh My God."

I am talking about you,
 * The 2 noisy girls at the corner of the street,
 * Waving your hands like puppets on a string.
 * The boyfriend on the phone,
 * Receiving the fortunate news.
 * The new-weds, privately talking,
 * About their recent addition.
 * Doctor Who,
 * About to get yet another surprising Dalek invasion.
 * Or just another crazy person,
 * Of no specific gender.

All of you should know,
 * That every time you say "Oh My God",
 * I shoot a virgin and a newborn of some sort.

So for all of our sake, shut the fuck up.