User:Valion Sentis/factprofessions

10 signs your party [insert profession] is a noob

 * Party
 * 1. He has armor less prestigious than platemail
 * 2. His armor is dyed green, brown, yellow, or a mix of random colors (this is probably not their preferred style, it is a mix of dyes that they have found dropped by enemies)
 * 3. He discriminates against fellow axe or hammer warriors
 * 4. He still uses sever artery-> gash
 * 5. He has no elite, not even Warrior's Endurance
 * 6. He has never seen Dragon Slash before
 * 7. He asks where to find a common elite skill
 * 8. They rush into battle, completely ignoring aggro
 * 9. They think that they killed everything, and that their noob build kept them alive and the monks had nothing to do with it
 * 10. They use Frenzy


 * Party
 * 1. They use a shortbow
 * 2. They have a Melandru's stalker for a pet
 * 3. They don't use expertise
 * 4. They use AoE spells and other high- energy skills, thinking their expertise will lower the cost
 * 5. They don't have an elite in level 20 areas
 * 6. They ask what barrage does
 * 7. They use armor less prestigious than Druid's
 * 8. They use traps, and run into the enemy group and take aggro before the enemies even reach the traps
 * 9. They use colors of dye like purple, green, brown, red, and blue
 * 10. They don't pull, and instead bring 2 groups to the monks


 * Party
 * 1. They only use blood magic
 * 2. They don't know where to find Flesh golem
 * 3. They use mass HP sacrificing skills
 * 4. They expect the monks to heal all their self inflicted damage
 * 5. They don't use an elite
 * 6. They use a melee weapon
 * 7. They run head on into battle, instead of staying back
 * 8. They don't use an offhand when they have a wand or caster sword
 * 9. They use blood of the master too often
 * 10. Their minions are under level 10 at level 20


 * Party
 * 1. They don't use an elite
 * 2. They use enchantments that require upkeep
 * 3. They use all smiting prayers
 * 4. Never heard of WoH
 * 5. Ask what "HB" stands for
 * 6. Use skills like heal other and Balthazar's Spirit in a full group
 * 7. Use holy wrath
 * 8. Attack with a sword and use smiting prayers to kill instead of heal
 * 9. Blame their deaths and failure to heal on faulty pulls
 * 10. Blame bad healing for a laaaag


 * Party
 * 1. Use illusionary weaponry
 * 2. Have no elite
 * 3. Use all inspiration magic spells
 * 4. No interrupt skills
 * 5. Takes more than 2 seconds to cast spells while fighting
 * 6. Uses Empathy on casters and backfire on melee
 * 7. Use and attack with a melee weapon
 * 8. Never heard of Energy Surge
 * 9. Never heard of cry of pain (with the exception of when they don't have Nightfall)
 * 10. Tries to stack mantras


 * Party
 * 1. Doesn't use an attunement spell
 * 2. Uses all four elements
 * 3. Very little energy storage
 * 4. Doesn't use glyph of lesser energy
 * 5. Thinks fire magic is the only good element
 * 6. Discriminates against water, earth, and air
 * 7. Tries to tank with bad earth magic builds
 * 8. Doesn't have an elite in a level 20 area
 * 9. Has Ranger as their secondary profession
 * 10. Uses Warrior as their secondary profession


 * coming soon


 * Must have equipment