User:Jagtiger/bosses/King Of Bad Internet Problems

This boss is professional internet connection destroyer. Surfers must approach with caution and spare connection as counter.

Locations
World wide web game servers, varies with time.

Skills

 * "I'm Lagging!"
 * "There is no problems on my side, maybe they are on your side?"
 * "Sorry, you ran out of monthly usage limit. Please use top-up bundles, purchasable at..."
 * "Sorry, you used up threshold limit and must be throttled."
 * "Sorry, your equipment is too old to work properly. Buy new equipment at..."
 * "Currently, we are out of ports on our equipment. Please call in few weeks' time."
 * "Currently, your area is over-saturated. We planning to add new equipment soon."
 * Rip cable
 * Interference
 * Lighting (hits computer equipment)
 * Thunderball (pierce protected computer equipment)
 * Chain Lighting (hits multiple computer equipments)

Items dropped

 * Dial-up modem and other telecommunications devices

Trivia

 * He is just personalization of internet problems.