User:NuclearVII
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Swine Flu
I has it! It's not as bad as the press makes it out to be, I mean, I only coughed up blood once, and that probably had something to do with the ground glass in my Latte the other day (Starbucks doesn't pay them enough, and my disgruntled server would rather see me choke in my own blood than to live on tips I don't give). It's mostly just coughing, and now and then you hurl something you don't remember eating. My doctor tells me that it's normal for things to change their shapes in highly concentrated gastric acid, but I'm sure that was an alien symbiont draining my life force. I think the doctor is in on this, but I have no proof yet.
Seriously though, it's not that bad. You can probably tough it out if you have someone to serve you chicken soup or other comfort food on demand. When the fever goes above 38 degrees (that's in Celsius, stop being bad and convert to metric Americans), you stop caring altogether. In fact, my roommates thought I was toasted or something before I coughed blood, so I guess hooray for the starbucks vigilante! When you take antibiotics and eat a shitton of fruit (it's like tangerine central around here), you can get up and walk about to spear spread the epidemic. However, I do like to think that I had an easy time of it because of my oxen constitution and the regular human sacrifice I offer to Angr'argh'th.
On a final note, get vaccinated. It's spreading like wildfire, and you will get the real disease (nothing wrong with that, it's much more fun tbh) if you don't.
Awesome bands no one has heard of:
At least, where I live
- Kiuas
- Lich King
- Skyfire
- Bleed in Vain
- Circus Maximus
- Evile
- Bonded By Blood
- Hallows Eve
- Mercyful Fate - Not sure about this one, they were pretty big before dissolving
- Bolt Thrower - Again, not sure about this one either, I understand that they have a cult following
- Impelliteri
- Firewind
- Haggard
