Festive Norn

Festive Norn
Affiliation	Not specified
Type	Norn
Professions	Warrior Ranger
Level(s)	0, 20
Campaign	Eye of the North

Festive Norn can be found drunk and enjoying themselves outside the entrance to the dungeon of Frostmaw's Burrows.

Locations

• Far Shiverpeaks
  • Jaga Moraine (outside entrance to Frostmaw's Burrows)
  • The Great Norn Alemoot

Skills

Warriors

• Dragon Slash (elite)

Rangers

• Melandru's Shot (elite)
• Read the Wind

Dialogue

"For the fallen!" (Jaga Moraine only)

Quotes

"And then he says, "That's not a duck!"

"I hear frogs taste just like chicken..."

"What, you don't believe me?"

"I should have became a brew master."

"17...18...I just can't remember how many I killed last week..."

"And there I was, riding the back of a giant siege turtle with nothing but my helmet on."

"I can't feel my feet."

"I love the feeling of bear fur on my skin."

"Pass me some ale."

"I bet you a hundred gold I could wrestle a jotun for his lunch."

"I swear that's exactly what happened."

"It was ten men. No, twenty! Maybe twenty-five. By the time I was done they were knocked out cold!"

"Not to be rude, but your breath stinks like a dead muskrat."

"All this drinking and no action. Where's a bear when you need one?"

"I'm going to rip that Frostmaw a new dirt chute!"

"Oh, you should have seen the looks on their faces before I ran 'em through with my sword!"

"That Grimey sure was a riot. Now he's just rot."

"Do you find me attractive?"

"She had the beard of a billy-goat and the horns of a platypus. A real looker, for sure."

"I never told anyone this, but I think you and me have a special kind of connection. Do you feel it?"

"You *hic* look sho *hic* be-yoo-fee-ful in this *hic* moonlight. Gimme a smooch."

"If my mother could only see me now...."

"I love the weather this time of year."

"My belly is full, but I can't stop eating!"

Notes

• The quote "She had the beard of a billy-goat and the horns of a platypus. A real looker, for sure." may refer to Berserking Aurochs

Trivia

The level 0 Festive Norn (both warriors and rangers) are apparently the only lowest-level characters in Guild Wars possessing the elite skills.