Guild:Knights Of The Keyboard Order

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[edit] Knights Of The Keyboard Order [KkO]

Knights Of The Keyboard Order [KkO]
Territory	Europe
Language	English
Faction	Kurzick
Type	PvX
No. of members	~50
Guild Hall	Warrior's Isle
VoIP	TeamSpeak
Webpage	www.kko-guild.net
Forums	KkO Forums

The Knights of the Keyboard Order was founded on the 4th of July 2005, by Duke Screagle, Knight Lamorak and Lord S Serpent. The guild's emphasis is on a fun and friendly environment to play in, rather than competition, and is composed principally of PvE players. Members frequently team up to complete missions, quests or dungeons, and there is frequently someone available to help anyone that requests it. However, we also hold various PvP events, such as GvG battles and Heroes' Ascent, from time to time, where anyone is welcome to join in.

[edit] Recruitment

If you are interested in joining Knights of the Keyboard Order, head on over to the forums and fill out the application form you'll find here.

[edit] Council of Champions [KkO Leadership]

Guild Leader: Lord S Serpent

Officers: Chrome Jestler, Edwin Rahl, Master Xinix, Belgar Dur, Miss Health Freak, Lonyru Greyhame, Dork Pork, Legend of Devotion

-- Honourable councilmembers -- (non-officer ingame anymore)

Duke Screagle (our very first guildleader), Knight Lamorak (for being our long standing pvp build creatormind)

-- Contributing Members --

All members are acknowledged for their idea's and help in the KkO-guild

Official Guild Historian: Lonyru Greyhame (writer and editor on the wiki and forum)

Notorious Gauntlet Runner: Medow Bane (inventor of the Medow Gauntlet Run)

[edit] Some Guild Events

• Moving our Guildhall into FOW - 30 May 2008

Today we ventured once more into the Fissure of Woe!

Since we had a stunning 16 people in our guildhall to help us relocate our Guildhall to the Fissure of Woe (FoW), we had to form two parties of 8 to accommodate our entry to FoW.

FoW was overrun by all kind of shadow knights and weird phenomena. Therefor it was need to clear the FoW from there presence and receive the blessing of the patron God Baltazar. Both parties received this blessing after for-filling 11 quest for Baltazar!

Well done to all participants and a great evening off fun.

• A Knights Errant into the Stygian Veil - 20 December 2007

Yesterday evening, 20th December 2007, some knights where sent into DOA, after hearing some rumors about a dreadmaw spawn in Stygian Veil.

If left alone, it would have meant explosive growth of the dreadmaw into our domain instead of only the domain of anguish.

Quickly some knights where issued with the task to go kill that horrible thing.

Valiantly the following knights involuntary risked there 'expendable' :P lives:

June Axe Slasher (Black Bear Warrior) Master Xinix (Grizzly Bear Ele) Legend of Devotion (Brown Bear Ele) Miss S Serpent (Polar Bear Ele) Miss Health Freak (Teddy Bear Monk) Lothian (Panda Bear Monk)

And two henchie bears: Livia and General Morghan

Venturing into the Veil the first encounters with the natural denizens of the veil where some exploratory fights to find there weaknesses, but forming a 'Bear' wall is a very good tactic. Although it got rough with some unexpected spawns from time to time... But the expedition was successful and they killed the dreadmaw spawn.

Thanks to the extraordinary keyslamming monk Lothian, fortunate running and rezzingbot Miss Health Freak, imitating living walls Master Xinx - June Axe Slasher - Legend of Devotion - Miss S Serpent. Oh and to not forget the General Morghan who offered himself multiple times to be the scout in this treacherous region. And to my lovely bride Livia :D

• KkO Party and Medow Gauntlet Run - 6 October 2007

First off a big thanks to all party-crashers! It was a blast and surely to be repeated ...

I (the Mad Serpent) started the event a little later to give all possible crasher the time to come on line (this because of the differences in time zones), so around 15h CET the party was officially opened with a call to come to the Partyhall at our Warriors Isle.

There the participants received a warm welcome by me and the other attendees. Every one that dropped by received a welcome drink to join in the festivities. So we started some laughs, dances, drumming, clapping, ... and drinking to set the mood.

Also the Mad Serpent started asking silly things (after just a few ales) like: "The Evil Queen says: JUMP!" or asked questions about our guildhall like: "What pet do we have in our guildhall", ... every time there was a winner a dwarven ale was presented from under her magical witchhat.

Luckily we had Misfitting Anouk present to take care of the fireworks.

After about 30 min or so, it was time to vote for our Party Queen and King. So we started with voting for the Party Queen, all male chars and the Mad Serpent could cast 1 vote on the best dressed up female char attending this party, and the vote was unanimous: "Lonyru Greyhame" is our first winner here. After some clapping and offering congratulations it was time for our Party King to be elected. Here we had all female chars and me vote again. And here the tension was building up since in the end the Mad Serpent's vote was decisive, congratulations too: "Misfitting Anouk" (the pumpkin did it) Both winners received a dwarven ale, a red iris flower and 5k. Followed later at the afterparty with a few picks from "The Green Pile" (not to mixed up with the movie "The Green Mile").

Now it was time for the newly named first "Medow Gauntlet Run" (named after the first crazy naked runner in KkO history, the notorious "Medow Bane"). Sadly this Champion Runner couldn't make it, because his flight had a delay somewhere between Cantha and Tyria.

For this event, our participants were magically trans-located to a secret place somewhere in the Guild Wars world. We re-materialised in Gadd's Encampment, where all participants where asked to leave all their armor, weapons, ... any speed and armor, offensive and defensive things be dropped into there storage so we could head out to Sparkfly Swamp. The rules where simple, the Mad Serpent would run out and drop a non-native item (it was to be discovered as "The Bison Cup") somewhere in this swamp. Then the start would been given to go out and find this magical artifact and return it too the Mad Serpent.

So the hunt was started, and the first to find the item was "Lonyru Greyhame" but, although she will be remembered fondly, it was not to be and was eaten by some "Crazy Frogs" from the swamp and so eliminated from the race. This meant we had to go restart since the Bison Cup was in her inventory. Now the Mad Serpent had a "Serpent's Little Helper" in the form of Lonyru. This time the Mad Serpent would hide the cup again and whisper Lonyru to give the start signal for the remaining combatants. The Mad Serpent mad its way to the cave entrance off Bogroots Growths after dropping the Cup somewhere in the Swamp. After some spectacular running by June Axe Slasher, who narrowly escaped death by dinosaurs, it was Master Xinix that found the Cup and then the race to deliver it and not get eaten began, but here he was successful and was crowned First Champion of the Medow Gauntlet. Also this winner received offerings of congratulations, a dwarven ale, red iris flower, 5k and their pick of "The Green Pile".

So with everybody drunken and exhausted, it was time for the afterparty at the Isle of the Nameless. Here "The Green Pile" was created by the Mad Serpent (formed by about 20 green items). The Call of Honor was held here and after honoring the participants and asking more silly things, like firing the catapult, healing the student of disease, ... greens where handed out to all attendees.

It was a great day and will be remembered by all attendees. Also some new ideas where sparked with the Mad Serpent for a future game by the possible name of "Boulder Dodge"

Have fun and see you all for more later ...

This report was bought by the Mad Serpent Inc (she was too lousy to write it herself)

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