Jiaru

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Jiaru
Affiliation	Not specified
Type	Human
Profession	None
Level(s)	10
Campaign	Factions

[edit] Location

• Shing Jea Island
  • Shing Jea Monastery (only during Canthan New Year)

[edit] Dialogue

[edit] 2007

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the pig. What pig you ask? You know the one! The celestial pig! Seventy-five feet tall, tusks as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for blood.... I have heard it said that if the pig is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.

"You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial pig before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"

[edit] 2008

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the rat. What rat you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Rat! Seventy-five feet long, whiskers as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for cheese.... I have heard it said that if the rat is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.

"You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial being before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"