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- "I didn't really shoot my eye out! Someone else did, and I'll never say who. Okay, it was Kidd. He was doing the shooting and I was holding up the target and... well, Kidd isn't the best shot ever. So he hit me in the eye but it just missed and went in to the side around the eyeball and sort of bounced around in the socket until... why is your face turning green?"
- "Anyone want to see me do a cartwheel?"
- The dialogue about "shooting my eye out" is a reference to the film A Christmas Story: the main character's mother refuses to buy him a Red Ryder BB Gun, continually reminding him "you'll shoot your eye out". This NPC is named after Isaiah Cartwright, who also was shot in the eye with an arrow when he was a child. (Source)