User:Athrun Feya/The Deep/Humor

Tank Sause: Legend of The Deep NEWS FLASH: I recently interviewed Tank Sause's close friend and mentor Salvatore Warrior and learnt of Tank Sause's huge helium balls. Here is a small clip from the interview; Lau: "What do you think Tank Sause's key to success has been? What has made him such a legend?" Salvatore: "Well obviously Tank Sause leant everything from me... that's why he's so good" Lau: "Tank Sause can use Charm Animal on Kanaxai, did you teach him this? What pets do you have?" Salvatore: "Kanaxai... pfft. Shiro is my pet, in more ways than one..." Since this interview, I'm sad to report Sause has denied ever learning anything from Salvator and banned him from The Deep.

Quotes (after fleeing a rather large spawn of Onis)

Jokes When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Kanaxai resigns. In a fight between Kanaxai and Urgoz, Tank Sause would win. When Tank Sause uses Shove, the Jade Sea turns back into water. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Restoration resses you! Tank Sause used Charm Animal on Kanaxai When you say "Tank Sause" in The Deep, Kanaxai is knocked down. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Hans Baer doesn't get stuck. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, La Gatita doesn't disconnect. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Jaded doesn't "ping ether nightmare!" Tank Sause completed The Deep in 15 minutes. 7 minutes getting to the end, and the next 7 chasing Kanaxai. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, it's not Murgen's fault. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, War Defender says slowslow. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, he goes with Xerox THE Tank. Tank Sause can reorder without kicking or readding people. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Murgen is pretty. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, he uses ward against PuGs. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Teh Tpyo Quene pulls 18mins. When Monk Sause goes to The Deep, everyone wants a Dwaynas Kiss. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Outcast are accepted back into society When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, Kanaxai drops ectos When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, he uses Essence of Celebrity which gives +1 leetness attribute Tank sause did the deep in 8 minutes. 7 minutes chasing kanaxai, and this time he remembered to take Pin Down (W/A/R ftw) Kanaxai attacks with two axes at once, tank sause can attack with three. (one in each hand) When tank sause goes deep, he doesnt actually do pulls, the Oni assemble themselves out of fear. When Tank Sause goes to The Deep, he uses Light of Deldrimor which reveals a secret path that leads directly to Kanaxai.