User:Elveh/Elv

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Elvs are mistresses of caffeine control, subverting the enemy’s souls for their low-carb diet. They will engage in random flirtation to sow confusion among the enemy ranks, and will resort to sarcasm as their caffeine levels drop. When fed a soul or cookie regularly, these women can be valuable assets to any team, disrupting the enemy attacks and usually annoying them immensely by sheer force of stubbornness. However, if an Elv's caffeine levels start to run low, their usefulness will rapidly diminish and they'll quickly become dead weight. Elvs are high maintenance and not usually very patient. This makes them excellent interrupters, but hard to direct.

— The Guild Wars Manuscripts

A mistress of caffeine, flirtation, and sarcasm, the Elv uses her arcane coffee arts to influence her surroundings and behaves as a general nuisance.

— in-game description

Attributes

Caffeine Mastery (Primary)

Caffeine Mastery increases your character's maximum caffeine level, and improves skills that help you regenerate caffeine.

Cappuccino Mastery

Increases the duration and effectiveness of your Cappuccino skillz, which allow you to disrupt and damage your enemies for their actions.

Espresso Mastery

Increases the duration and effectiveness of your Espresso skillz, which steal your enemy's soul and are generally a pain in the backside.

Macchiato Mastery

Increases the duration and effectiveness of your Macchiato skillz, which have no real use, wreak havoc, and are generally pointless.

Tea Arts

Increases the duration and effectiveness of your Tea skillz, which shut Elv down, annoy Elv, and will usually make her hate you.

See also

• List of Elv skillz

Trivia

• Practitioners of the Elv profession are always female.

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