User:Mad Queen Malafide

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Contents 1 Mad Queen Malafide 2 General information 3 Appearance 4 Royal blood 5 Friends and allies 6 Enemies 7 Background 8 Infamous quotes 9 Rebukes 10 Battle quotes 11 Events 12 Videos 13 Crimes and vices 14 Mini pet collection 15 Other appearances

[edit] Mad Queen Malafide

Known facts.

• Is a necromancer, and a strong supporter of Grenth.
• Is said to be married to Mad King Thorn.
• Hosts a Halloween and a Wintersday community event.
• Attends and supports many community events.
• Is a strong supporter of roleplaying in Guild Wars and is always "in-character".
• Always answers the whispers of her fans and foes.
• Has various movies of her adventures on youtube.
• Claims to not be a part of any guild, despite her guild tag.
• Claims to be immortal.
• Has only 1 known account.
• The name Malafide, means "bad in spirit/nature", or "not to be trusted".
• Has various equally insane followers across Tyria.
• Is an enthusiastic collector of mini pets.
• Is the only person in Tyria who rides a flying bonedragon.
• Is biased against people from Ascalon, whom she considers rude and uneducated.
• Is strongly distrusting towards automatons.
• Hates demons.
• Hates mesmers more than anything else. (Supposedly related to a mesmer beating her in pvp.)
• Hates dwarves, and enjoys making jokes about them.
• Hates Asura, and also enjoys making jokes about them.
• Hates children.
• Hates animals.
• Hates Haddon the dyetrader.
• Hates mesmers.
• Hates mesmers.

[edit] General information

Mad Queen Malafide is a rather odd individual who frequently visits the people of Kryta to "bless them with her presence". The self obsessed Queen is no doubt completely insane, and it is likely that those who support her are either equally -insane, -terribly evil, -afraid of her, -or all three. Both loved and hated by the people of Kryta, the self proclaimed Queen often visits Lion's Arch to visit "her people". It is no secret that rumours of a lost member of the Royal family making claims to power have angered the Mad Queen, who desires power over Kryta above all. Her hold over the lands of Kryta is limited though, as the White Mantle keep an iron grip on their lands. The Mad Queen considers herself the most beautiful being on Tyria and it is ill advised to argue with the badly tempered Queen on this matter. Rumours that the Queen might actually be wearing a wig are wide spread, though people tend to keep such things to them selves when ever the Queen is about. The Queen is known to be very vain and self centered in a pleasantly entertaining way. Yet she is also quite generous when her give away events are concerned.

[edit] Appearance

Malafide is known for her pale white skin and ludicrous white hair (which is rumoured to be a wig). She always wears a silvery gray Krytan Tormentors Armor, with golden gauntlets and matching boots. Her weapon of choice is Vanahk's Staff.

[edit] Royal blood

The Mad Queen's royal blood is widely disputed. It is said that the Queen married the late Mad King Thorn, and thus made claims to the royal title. Exact details on this are unknown. It is however obvious that the Queen's marriage was not one out of love. Both Malafide and Thorn share a deep hatred for each other, and it is a complete mystery why the two are married. A marriage out of mutual benefit is likely, though at this time but a theory. According to Malafide, Grenth wanted to thank Mad King Thorn for his good service, and thus allowed him to revisit Kryta once a year on the date of his execution. However, the Mad King himself has so far been unavailable to verify these claims.

[edit] Friends and allies

Miya

The Queen is always accompanied by her loyal monk companion Miya. This innocent and naïve girl seems to always follow Mad Queen Malafide around. Miya is a dedicated follower of Dwayna, and is the exact opposite of Malafide. Malafide seems to enjoy bullying Miya around, although Miya seems mostly unaffected by it.

Regurgitator

The Queen has a pet wolf called Regurgitator. This foul beast is as badly tempered as its mistress and Regurgitator's loyalty seems to come purely out of fear for the Queen. It is no secret that the Queen makes a habit of mistreating her pets, which is bound to make them turn against her some day. The "Zoo-crew" on one rare occasion commented on her mistreatment of animals, to which the Queen replied that "A good kicking is the only way to beat some obedience into your pet". -Which prompty resulted in much disapproval from her pet loving party.

Elves

The Queen has a group of so called "elves". These necromancer ladies are every bit as twisted as their mistress and have often helped out with her events. They enjoy handing out presents to the people of Tyria, but seem to take less of a liking to the constant mistreatment by their evil mistress.

Followers

The Queen has many followers across Tyria, most of whom reside in Lion's Arch. They follow the Queen and her evil ways as much as they follow the ways of Grenth.

Daniel Frozenwind

The Queen often attends and supports events by Daniel Frozenwind, who hosts many community events.

Gaile Gray

Although Gaile Gray is a ranger (and thus obviously supporting the wrong god from Malafide's point of view), she does always seem to treat the former community relations spokesperson as kindly as can be expected from an evil Queen. The two have competed head to head in the Dragon's Nest arena, after which Malafide attributed her loss to "letting the ranger win". Malafide is known to be a very bad loser.

Mad King Thorn

The former ruler of Kryta occasionally helps the Mad Queen when she thinks she does not need any help. Mad King Thorn made an appearance in one of the promotional videos for the first Mursaat Rally along with both Miya and Malafide.

[edit] Enemies

Crimthan Lucombe

The Queen occasionally runs into a man named Fergal, to whom the Queen refers to as "Crimthan". This trickster who resembles a mesmer is said to be a powerful vampire. The Queen takes a strong disliking to his presence and his influence on little Miya. However, Malafide and Crimthan have never been seen fighting each other so far.

Corvus

The Queen often talks about a man called Corvus, who she hates more than anything else on this world. She seems to have dedicated her entire life in pursuit of this mysterious individual. Not much is known about Corvus on this world.

Demons

The Queen hates demons. Many often consider this a contradiction, since they seem to be every bit as evil as she is. Still, the Queen's hatred towards demons seems to go back many years.

[edit] Background

Mad Queen Malafide comes from a world known as Ashynnt, from a land called Nimaeh. Although the Queen does not often talk about her home world, it is a fact that Miya comes from this very same world as well. It is assumed that her world is not that much different from Tyria, although it lacks Charr, Asura, Norn, dwarves and other native Tyrian species. It is said that a terrible calamity caused the Queen to be "cursed with immortality" and that this traumatic event also drove her mad. Occasionally the Queen refers to "40 years spend alone in total darkness" as the cause of "being the wonderful person that she is today". Although she tends to talk in a mocking tone about her past, there is a clear sadness in her words. Occasionally it seems as if her madness is but a mask, and that she buries her true feelings deep inside behind a wall of hatred and spite. The Queen isn't human, despite her humanoid appearence. She claims to be one of the last surviving Eya from her world, apparently a long lost civilisation.

[edit] Infamous quotes

• "Friends are just foes waiting to stab you in the back."
• "Madness is but another way to view reality"
• "Like taking organs from a baby!"
• "He is not a DOGGY! He is a fearsome killing machine!" (When Miya calls her pet wolf a doggy.)
• "Assassins are a necro's best friend! Portable corpses!"
• "Deck the halls with ghouls unholy, falalalala, lalalala!"
• "Tis the season to be greedy, falalalala, lalalala!"
• "By Dwayna's hairy back!"
• "If you can't beat them, bribe them."
• "On the first day, the gods created me... they could have stopped right there."
• "Shh! Do you hear that? It's the sound of victory!"
• "Grenth take me now!"
• "With enemies this ugly, who needs friends?"
• "It is NOT a wig!"
• "I usually recognise assassins by the soul reaping."

[edit] Rebukes

• "I´d rather share a bunk-bed underneath Norgu."
• "I´d rather push a fat Dolyak up a slippery slope in mid winter."
• "I'd rather drive my head into a bucket of rusty nails."
• "I'd rather cover my hands in hotsauce and wave at Norgu."
• "I'd rather swallow live Devourers."
• "I'd rather wrestle a mob of Jungle Trolls while covered in chicken."
• "I'd rather ask an Aatxe for directions."
• "I'd rather charge into a Tengu camp dressed up as a cat."
• "I'd rather re-adjust Norgu's belt-buckle without life ensurance."
• "I'd rather go carolling in the Domain of Anguish."

[edit] Battle quotes

• "Today is the first day of the end of your life!"
• "Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the necro and ripped its leggies out!"
• "Welcome to the bottom of the foodchain!"
• "I put the "aaaaah" into agony!"
• "Who needs friends, when you've got minions!"
• "Eat bloodspike and die!"
• "Evil, meet greater evil!"
• "You may be evil too, but I hate competition!"
• "Bow to your Queen!"
• "Bow before my might!"
• "Feel the wrath of the Eya!"
• "Oh glorious soul reaping!"
• "Funky like a yellow monkey!"
• "They say sharing is caring... So let me share my blade with you!"
• "It's time for your dentist appointment!"

[edit] Events

• Wintersday 2005
• Halloween 2006
• Wintersday 2006
• Halloween 2007
• Wintersday 2007
• Halloween 2008

[edit] Videos

• The adventures of Miya and Malafide episode 1

Miya and Malafide meet for the first time, before the Searing. Behind the Great Northern Wall they stumble upon an army of Charr.

• X-mas special

Miya and Malafide wish all people of Tyria a happy Wintersday.

• The adventures of Miya and Malafide episode 2 - part 1
• The adventures of Miya and Malafide episode 2 - part 2

Miya and Malafide barely escape the Charr, and go on a quest to save Lady Althea, after hearing she has gone missing from an inconsolable Prince Rurik.

• The adventures of Miya and Malafide episode 3 - teaser

Miya and Malafide prepare for their greatest adventure yet. Also features the Mursaat Rally promo with Mad King Thorn.

• The King and Queen's Horrorween trailer 2008

Mad Queen Malafide and Daniel Frozenwind prepare for the biggest Halloween community event.

[edit] Crimes and vices

• Blowing up an orphanage at the Ascalon settlement.
• Illegally parking a bonedragon in Lion's Arch on multiple occasions.
• Disturbing the peace in Lion's Arch.
• No longer allowed to bring dangerous pet into Lion's Arch.
• Feeding mesmers to pet bonedragon.
• Selling magical shrines to Charr shamans.
• Beating up and threatening various Krytan children and taking their gold.
• Turning various inhabitants of Kryta into animals.
• Breaking and entering into various White Mantle temples.
• Threatening the head of the Vabian library after being refused access to certain books.
• Stealing a precious book from the Vabian library with pet wolf.
• No longer allowed to enter the Vabian library after pet wolf shredded said valuable book.

[edit] Mini pet collection

Total number of minipets: 48

Aatxe 1   Freezie 1   Koss 1   Rurik 1 Abyssal 1   Fungal Wallow 1   Kuunavang 1   Raptor 0 Asura 1   Ghostly Hero 0   Lich 1   Roaring Ether 1 Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh 1   Grawl 1   Longhair Yeti 0   Shiro Tagachi 1 Black Moa Chick 1   Gray Giant 1   Mad King Thorn 1   Shiro'ken Assassin 0 Bone Dragon 1   Greased Lightning 0   Mallyx 1   Siege Turtle 1 Burning Titan 1   Gwen 1   Mandragor Imp 1   Temple Guardian 1 Cave Spider 1   Harpy Ranger 1   Mursaat 0   Polar Bear 0 Celestial Pig 1   Heket Warrior 1   Naga Raincaller 0   Thorn Wolf 1 Celestial Rat 1   Hydra 1   Necrid Horseman 1   Varesh 1 Ceratadon 1   Irukandji 1   Nornbear 0   Vizu 0 Charr Shaman 1   Island Guardian 0   Oni 0   Water Djinn 1 Cloudtouched Simian 1   Jade Armor 1   Ooze 0   Whiptail Devourer 1 Destroyer of Flesh 1   Juggernaut 1   Palawa Joko 1   White Rabbit 0 Elf 1   Jungle Troll 1   Panda 0   Wind Rider 1 Fire Imp 1   Kanaxai 0   Pig 1   Zhed 0 Forest Minotaur 0   Kirin 1   Frog 0   Frog 0

[edit] Other appearances

Mad Queen Malafide has also appeared in other games. One of which is a short turn based RPG called Issi's Adventure, in which both Miya and Malafide act as their usual selves. This RPG was made as a birthday present for a dedicated roleplayer, who played the role of a fairy named Issi on an online roleplaying forum. Miya and Malafide were added as an inside joke, as the same player also played Guild Wars occasionally. The game contained some of the usual Miya and Malafide quotes, like their endless discussions about Malafide's wolf being a cute doggy and Miya's obsession with bunnies.