User:NuclearVII
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[edit] Nuclear's guide to advanced high end super duper cuisine
Rule 1: You can never have enough butter. Bonus points if used alongside olive oil and lard. Bonus points for calling this mixture diet and "rich in necessary lipids".
Rule 2: You can never use/serve enough wine. Bonus points for serving the dish in a pool of wine. Bonus points if it's cognac instead. Double bonus points for mixing wine with cognac because it's the "next thing".
Rule 3: Irregardless of whatever it is you're serving, serve it along with expensive cheese. Bonus points for moldy/grassy cheese that smells like feet and has the texture of granite. Double bonus points for getting people to pay for it.
Rule 4: Always serve very small portions with retarded price tags. Bonus points for serving them absolutely nothing, and getting people to pay for it.
Rule 5: Feeding the customers is secondary. The primary aim of going out is being price gouged and leaving the restaurant drunk.
Rule 6: People generally don't look at price tags. To ensure premium price gouging, serve a complementary bottle of cheap wine to loosen pockets.
Rule 7: Live music increases the bill by 20%. Both live and recorded music increases the bill by 60% instead.
Awesome bands no one has heard of:
At least, where I live
- Kiuas
- Lich King
- Skyfire
- Bleed in Vain
- Circus Maximus
- Evile
- Bonded By Blood
- Hallows Eve
- Mercyful Fate - Not sure about this one, they were pretty big before dissolving
- Bolt Thrower - Again, not sure about this one either, I understand that they have a cult following
- Impelliteri
- Firewind
