User:Serge Yseron

My Guild Hall

- Guild Hall

Things i would have liked to see in the game

- Dragon armor
- Kitchen tool

My collection of anet leet customers

- Rigolux, king of the fun
- Random chit-chat but more chit than chat

The Leech Files

- Do you still want to believe ?

Stradivarius Joe

Stradivarius is the only known member of the Lovisa Fan Club

Punished !

Another random pug... Today i learnt a new trick ! By standing on dhuum's path, you can prevent him from reaching its end quest position :)

Once upon a time with random pugs

My new toy of the moment after the asuran scan ranger 200 dps : adrenaline

Or warriors like the average pve players dont want you to know they can be..

Eva Favorite Quote Since The Addition Of Z Quests

My Alliance Battles Smell of Dead Rich Mere Mortals Among Consumables.

( I have never had so much fun since those godly players arrived for the Z challenges :) ) Yseron - 90.28.72.214 20:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Love Letters From Eva Fans Around The World

Eva Love Letters Collection

Done on 2008/09/14

- Res used: 2 (1 signet + 1 res scroll used on one hero)
- Consumables used other than the res scroll: none
- Invulnerability skills: none
- Tanks: none
- Bonder: none
- Minions: none
- Invoqued creatures (golem, imps etc): none

The fow is best owned listening Ennio Moricone's "My name is nobody". Dont try this at home. Serge Yseron 14:52, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

All runs:
- Fastest KO on a menzy monk: 3 secondes with height advantage. In some of the fow areas failing this is not an option (I am the only damage dealer).
- Fastest KO on a menzy warrior under the effect of "I will avenge you": 6 secondes without opportunity of height advantage and with timed interupt on heal signet to get the most of asura scan

. Savior of the Luxons(12) - alliance battles only
. Savior of the Kurzicks(12) - some JQ in the end cause the last 300.000pts were disgusting, dull, boring grind
. Unlockable things unlocked: all
. Kobd 4: "I Am A Good Target For Anet Marketing" - i wanted the infinite torch because i sense that a not clever design will make us use it but i wont do the others.
. misc: fow/uw/deep/urgoz/stygian veile - no ursan, no cons - might go back to DoA one of these days

People need to believe in themselves

- No tank
- No obby
- No shadow form
- hm
- A "resign we need a tank" ponctuated by a 395 dmg rocket
- A lot of flap-flap

Anet owned by the A-Net

Chars:

. Don Camillo (Alliance Battles), savior of the dirty faces
. Stradivarius Joe (PVX)
. Blackout Joe (PVP)
. Dolemite Junior (PVP)
. Claude Yseron (PVP)
. Miss Eva Devine (PvX)
. Jean Yseron (PvX, complete fow with a 4 men team (1+3 heros) at will)
. Aargh Ouch Eurrrk (DELETED PVP)
. Serge Yseron (older character - PvX, was clearing sorrow furnace on a dayly basis with a 3 men team (1+2 henchs) in the early days without invulnerability/cons/etc, was completing elona reach alone and without runing on a dayly basis with only a healing signet for support in the early days)


. Mandatory For Uw (I puke on this character but i got no choice, I constantly fight myself to not delete it)<-DELETED

Misc:

- My favorite skill is not barrage ( except when the barrager plays in the opposing faction in alliance battles or get finished by a lvl5 critter in the crystal desert ).
- If it's not a PUG, it aint funny.

Pve explained by General Morghan:
- "I'd rather fight wurms than men. Natural obstacles are surmountable. Mankind is unpredictable, and therefore a greater threat."

Selected Memories

- Leetness mimicry in the fow
- Leetness mimicry in the fow 2, the return
- To ascend or to not ascend ?
- Imbalanced guild for an imbalanced map
- Alliance battle players are real Gentlemen
- To live or die by enchantments
- GvG teams or how to fill AB with love
- The spammer is your friend
- An assassin "asking" to fight "fair"
- JQ, the meta is your friend
- Art
- TOA trap
- Soho Furnace 2
- Get up ! Get down !
- Get up ! Get green ! ... in KD paradise
- Unsuspected encounter in the fow
- Relaxed team, very enjoyable, with hierophant chest, i'll keep the names
- I self heal, you self heal, we self heal...
- Parking the cars
- Boring roots
- With bad builds comes great laughs
- Fire eles
- Urgoz: double zero agent - license to puke
- Tuco is back
- Snow White, queen of the dwarves
- When coordination is not possible, aim for simplicity
- No country for old monks
- PlagueShop Pro 2.0
- Mrs Musso
- NCC 1701
- Experts are everywhere
- Higgins escaped from Magnum Pi
- The bionic quest
- Can I, Xai ?
- Green Day in the caves
- Murakai, Lady Of The Bar
- Kill the clown !
- Super Turkey Puncher 3
- In armor we trust
- Mr Sandman
- Me do minions, hence me rox
- Musso hate arcade games
- Afflicteds rodeo
- Calculated risks for calculated drops
- hmpf @ yourupt.com
- Never gonna let you join
- Borat this !
- Abracadadwarf
- Big trouble in little Cantha
- Duck and cover !
- Muppets Show In The Tombs
- A Mule Is An Animal With Long Funny Hears
- The Benny Hill Ele
- Signet Of The Humphless
- The Agony Of Wanting A Fendi Bag, chills ladies
- Bozo The Clown
- L2kick
- Disco Inferno
- International Knock down+
- Kermit On The Rock
- Master Yoyo, the AI programmers have resigned
- LF echo bip mm that panic nukers
- Musso Reloaded
- Eva goes to Intervilles
- Here Goes Hurgoz
- DiscountWay
- Operation Big Turbo Chicken
- Clowns Lair
- BwaaK BwaaK Land, home of BwaaK BwaaK
- Lol inevitable, The Great Laughable, The joke in the void, the...
- Clark Gable
- I got "Go MM" inscribed on my face
- Wonder Pug and Wonder eva
- The Argh o'nauts
- Mole X
- Trying the 7 heros thing or how to invent the benny hill mode
- Reminder
- Fow gweat chop chop !
- Have it changed ?
- Z routines, again, and again, and again...
- Z routines, organised boredome...
- The king of dilation
- Fevered dreams
- Bye
- Come abord, we are expecting you
- Shturmovik 1941, Tank killer
- chop chop ?
- Dont fall !
- Determination
- AB cowboyz
- Dyky Dyck The Alpha Male
- Liloo Dallas Multi Gazes
- I see the bed !
- The Suicide Squad
- The bridge must fall!
- In armor we... NEED A MEDIC!
- The most useless speed boost of ze wuarld
- I am using throw long-leg on himself
- Zapata
- UbberWorld
- Van Quiche
- Scientifically proved
- The superstitious runs
- Afflicted was Yoyo
- Korben Dallas ?
- Put your hands up!
- Ritual Express
- Tu brilles comme un mirroir de bordel...
- Kicks for free
- Captain Awesome
- Mhenlo
- PvTard Wiki
- The kings of invisibility
- National Geographic
- Z things
- The kurzick pnh team sync
- Rolling start in the domain of shitty drops
- Lack of judgment or enormous ego ?
- Anet said you will wand
- Anet said it's not used in gvg
- Coincidences making their come back
- I got an invitation
- Master Yoyo, the trilogy
- My last gift to Linsey before GW2 release
- They say you cant, i say you rox
- Time to move to gw2

Unforgettable discussions

- Because in gw, everything is different
- Monks despairs

It can be worst

One of these days, dear experts... one of these days....

This user plays all GW campaigns: Core, Prophecies, Factions, Nightfall, Eye of the North, and Beyond.

PvX	This user enjoys both PvE and PvP.

This 12-12 have had his share of dirty faces and enjoyed it

This user completed all of the FoW quests with 3 heroes. He used no tank, no bonder, no shadow form, no obsidian flesh, no minion, no invoked creature, no consumable except a res scroll, and used only 2 res.