My Guild Hall
 Things i would have liked to see in the game
 My collection of anet leet customers
 The Leech Files
 Stradivarius Joe
Stradivarius is the only known member of the Lovisa Fan Club
 Punished !
Another random pug... Today i learnt a new trick ! By standing on dhuum's path, you can prevent him from reaching its end quest position :)
 Once upon a time with random pugs
 My new toy of the moment after the asuran scan ranger 200 dps : adrenaline
 Eva Favorite Quote Since The Addition Of Z Quests
My Alliance Battles Smell of Dead Rich Mere Mortals Among Consumables.
( I have never had so much fun since those godly players arrived for the Z challenges :) ) Yseron - 126.96.36.199 20:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
 Love Letters From Eva Fans Around The World
 Done on 2008/09/14
- Res used: 2 (1 signet + 1 res scroll used on one hero)
- Consumables used other than the res scroll: none
- Invulnerability skills: none
- Tanks: none
- Bonder: none
- Minions: none
- Invoqued creatures (golem, imps etc): none
The fow is best owned listening Ennio Moricone's "My name is nobody". Dont try this at home. Serge Yseron 14:52, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
- Fastest KO on a menzy monk: 3 secondes with height advantage. In some of the fow areas failing this is not an option (I am the only damage dealer).
- Fastest KO on a menzy warrior under the effect of "I will avenge you": 6 secondes without opportunity of height advantage and with timed interupt on heal signet to get the most of asura scan
. Savior of the Luxons(12) - alliance battles only
. Savior of the Kurzicks(12) - some JQ in the end cause the last 300.000pts were disgusting, dull, boring grind
. Unlockable things unlocked: all
. Kobd 4: "I Am A Good Target For Anet Marketing" - i wanted the infinite torch because i sense that a not clever design will make us use it but i wont do the others.
. misc: fow/uw/deep/urgoz/stygian veile - no ursan, no cons - might go back to DoA one of these days
 People need to believe in themselves
- No tank
- No obby
- No shadow form
- A "resign we need a tank" ponctuated by a 395 dmg rocket
- A lot of flap-flap
 Anet owned by the A-Net
. Don Camillo (Alliance Battles), savior of the dirty faces
. Stradivarius Joe (PVX)
. Blackout Joe (PVP)
. Dolemite Junior (PVP)
. Claude Yseron (PVP)
. Miss Eva Devine (PvX)
. Jean Yseron (PvX, complete fow with a 4 men team (1+3 heros) at will)
. Aargh Ouch Eurrrk (DELETED PVP)
. Serge Yseron (older character - PvX, was clearing sorrow furnace on a dayly basis with a 3 men team (1+2 henchs) in the early days without invulnerability/cons/etc, was completing elona reach alone and without runing on a dayly basis with only a healing signet for support in the early days)
. Mandatory For Uw (I puke on this character but i got no choice, I constantly fight myself to not delete it)<-DELETED
- My favorite skill is not barrage ( except when the barrager plays in the opposing faction in alliance battles or get finished by a lvl5 critter in the crystal desert ).
- If it's not a PUG, it aint funny.
Pve explained by General Morghan:
- "I'd rather fight wurms than men. Natural obstacles are surmountable. Mankind is unpredictable, and therefore a greater threat."
 Selected Memories
- Leetness mimicry in the fow
- Leetness mimicry in the fow 2, the return
- To ascend or to not ascend ?
- Imbalanced guild for an imbalanced map
- Alliance battle players are real Gentlemen
- To live or die by enchantments
- GvG teams or how to fill AB with love
- The spammer is your friend
- An assassin "asking" to fight "fair"
- JQ, the meta is your friend
- TOA trap
- Soho Furnace 2
- Get up ! Get down !
- Get up ! Get green ! ... in KD paradise
- Unsuspected encounter in the fow
- Relaxed team, very enjoyable, with hierophant chest, i'll keep the names
- I self heal, you self heal, we self heal...
- Parking the cars
- Boring roots
- With bad builds comes great laughs
- Fire eles
- Urgoz: double zero agent - license to puke
- Tuco is back
- Snow White, queen of the dwarves
- When coordination is not possible, aim for simplicity
- No country for old monks
- PlagueShop Pro 2.0
- Mrs Musso
- NCC 1701
- Experts are everywhere
- Higgins escaped from Magnum Pi
- The bionic quest
- Can I, Xai ?
- Green Day in the caves
- Murakai, Lady Of The Bar
- Kill the clown !
- Super Turkey Puncher 3
- In armor we trust
- Mr Sandman
- Me do minions, hence me rox
- Musso hate arcade games
- Afflicteds rodeo
- Calculated risks for calculated drops
- hmpf @ yourupt.com
- Never gonna let you join
- Borat this !
- Big trouble in little Cantha
- Duck and cover !
- Muppets Show In The Tombs
- A Mule Is An Animal With Long Funny Hears
- The Benny Hill Ele
- Signet Of The Humphless
- The Agony Of Wanting A Fendi Bag, chills ladies
- Bozo The Clown
- Disco Inferno
- International Knock down+
- Kermit On The Rock
- Master Yoyo, the AI programmers have resigned
- LF echo bip mm that panic nukers
- Musso Reloaded
- Eva goes to Intervilles
- Here Goes Hurgoz
- Operation Big Turbo Chicken
- Clowns Lair
- BwaaK BwaaK Land, home of BwaaK BwaaK
- Lol inevitable, The Great Laughable, The joke in the void, the...
- Clark Gable
- I got "Go MM" inscribed on my face
- Wonder Pug and Wonder eva
- The Argh o'nauts
- Mole X
- Trying the 7 heros thing or how to invent the benny hill mode
- Fow gweat chop chop !
- Have it changed ?
- Z routines, again, and again, and again...
- Z routines, organised boredome...
- The king of dilation
- Fevered dreams
- Come abord, we are expecting you
- Shturmovik 1941, Tank killer
- chop chop ?
- Dont fall !
- AB cowboyz
- Dyky Dyck The Alpha Male
- Liloo Dallas Multi Gazes
- I see the bed !
- The Suicide Squad
- The bridge must fall!
- In armor we... NEED A MEDIC!
- The most useless speed boost of ze wuarld
- I am using throw long-leg on himself
- Van Quiche
- Scientifically proved
- The superstitious runs
- Afflicted was Yoyo
- Korben Dallas ?
- Put your hands up!
- Ritual Express
- Tu brilles comme un mirroir de bordel...
- Kicks for free
- Captain Awesome
- PvTard Wiki
- The kings of invisibility
- National Geographic
- Z things
- The kurzick pnh team sync
- Rolling start in the domain of shitty drops
- Lack of judgment or enormous ego ?
- Anet said you will wand
- Anet said it's not used in gvg
- Coincidences making their come back
- I got an invitation
- Master Yoyo, the trilogy
- My last gift to Linsey before GW2 release
- They say you cant, i say you rox
- Time to move to gw2
 Unforgettable discussions
 It can be worst
One of these days, dear experts... one of these days....