User:Titani Ertan

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Remember kids, just say no!

Quote of All Time: "Remember what I am about to tell you, as this will be a lesson for your entire life.

Never turn your back against me. Never flee-only run away. Never trust the Blue Spy. When you are given food on a golden spoon, spit it out and kill your assassin. Don't flinch. Any sign of hesitation is a weakness to be abused. Don't fear the dark-for you are the one. Don't fear the rain-for it's nothing of harm. Only trust the ones that did to you what you did to them. If you wake up in a baron's bed-you're still a farmer, and it is a dream. Remember that the moment of having your child is of the greatest joy followed by the greatest fear. When grown old, don't forget your young soul. Don't hesitate. Be bold. Be brave. Remember that you must die. And finally: Non est vivere sed valere vita est.¹" — Titani Ertan (archive)

[edit] KJ's List of Things That Take Less Time Than Fixing the XTH

1. Dying from AIDS.
2. Getting a passport.
3. Becoming an internet millionaire.
4. A semester of college.
5. The prison sentence for 3rd degree sexual assault.
6. Decay of radioactive carbon
7. Ressource comsumption in Sol
8. Solve The Waiting Game quest
9. Making an omelette
10. Making a pospospos chain
11. The release of Ghostbusters 3
12. Paris Hilton winning an oscar.
13. Blizzard finishing Starcraft 2.
14. Blizzard finishing Starcraft 3.
15. Duke Nukem Forever being finished.
16. Blizzard finishing StarCraft : Ghost
17. Finding something to do, without saying "Simpsons did it."
18. Curing cancer.
19. KJ's ban for badmouthing Wyn.
20. Heat death of the universe.
21. Danny's anti-carebear ban.
22. The time it takes to save 15% on car insurance.
23. Running out of patience with that Progressive Insurance chick.
24. Michael Jackson OD'ing.
25. Curing AIDS
26. Finishing this retarded list.
27. The combined length of baseball and golf seasons.
28. Finding someone on the internet who cares enough about golf to know how long its season is.
29. Reaching the end of an infinitely recursive function.
30. Writing out pi, in its entirety.
31. Getting Moses, Jesus, Muhammad and Buddha to form a boy band.
32. Bart Simpson turning 11.
33. Vili's wtf? chain finishing.
34. Nicholas Cage making a good movie.
35. Finding Jimmy Hoffa's body.
36. Duran Duran getting into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame.
37. Finding Saddam's WMDs.
38. Finding Waldo.
39. Counting to 9001
40. Curing /b/'s cancer and waiting for dead memes to disappear permanently.
41. Someone making a funny Chuck Norris joke.
42. Finding out where in the World Carmen San Diego is.
43. Uploading a to the internetz.
44. Caring about above statement.
45. Eating enough tacos for a lifetime
46. Mothers approving Modern Warfare 2
47. Shard saying Guild Wars is balanced.
48. Winning the game. (you just lost)
49. Constructing additional pylons.
50. Sailor Moon becoming entirely forgotten.
51. Finding a cake that isn't a lie.
52. Curing Daniel's bunny-fobia.
53. Full length om nom nom.
54. Actually fixing the XTH.
55. Wham! reforming and becoming hip again.
56. Building the World Trade Centre out of play-dough.
57. ArenaNet getting an Oscar for Best Actors.
58. Chuck Norris Speed Clear.
59. Birthing a pre-mature infant.
60. Counting to the 1,000,000th digit of pi at the rate of one digit per 18.4 seconds.
61. (what's left of) Led Zeppelin getting together to do a reunion tour.
62. Paying of the U.S. national debt
63. Swimming to England and back
64. Bleeding to death from a pin-prick on a toe.
65. Filling a storage box with stacks of 250 Ambraces... farmed legally.
66. The release of Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
67. Working your way up the chain to become CEO of McDonald's corporation.
68. Finding an efficient algorithm for P=NP.
69. Understanding Quantum Mechanics.
70. Making Guild Wars: Utopia.
71. Borrowing employees working on GW2 to ensure that the Halloween Event is done on time. (lolwut?)
72. Building a time machine.
73. Hypnotizing the masses into buying your disgusting homemade porn.
74. Britney Spears making a comeback.
75. The above person ever having a career to come back to.
76. And being allowed to retire to live a normal life as a loving mother.
77. Finding a point where this list will end.
78. The time between Guild Wars: Factions and Guild Wars: Nightfall's release dates.
79. Aerosmith breaking up.
80. The Rolling Stones finally dying.
81. Waiting for a RRoD 360 to be returned after reapir.
82. Getting rank 16.
83. Hold Halls for a week straight.
84. Max Zaishen Rank without ever actually buying a zkey.
85. Figure out how to infuse yourself on spikes.
86. Pre-proting a "resign-spike", and catching it.
87. Finding a proof for how to divide by zero.
88. Majoring in Evil at NYU
89. Teaching Hellen Keller to fly a fighter jet.
90. Finding a moral lawyer
91. Cloning a T-Rex and Hellen Keller until Hellen Keller beats a T-Rex in a wrestling match.
92. Waiting for Jesus Christ to come back.
93. Waiting till quantum mechanics turns your head into a fish.
94. Convincing a Christian that there is evidence for evolution.
95. Indicting an Illinois Governor on corruption charges.
96. The Jonas Brothers releasing music worth listening to.
97. Chaos coming out of the closet.
98. Taking the time to develop and add a new god to the Underworld.
99. The length of time Anet will continue to deny needing some serious server work. [1].