User:Y0 ich halt/Guides/RA

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There are 10 golden rules:

1. You shall not use Mending.

2. You shall not use Flare.

3. You shall follow rules 1. and 2.

4. You shall not play monk and put attribute points into smiting.

5. You shall not enter without Resurrection Signet.

6. You shall not finkle forward.

7. You shall not finkle backward.

8. You shall not hit a white rooster.

9. You shall not move two crossed pieces of wood or step on them if a cloud stretches its shadow upon them.

10. You shall not hit a white rooster sitting on two crossed pieces of wood, nor shall you step on the pieces of wood (presuming you could manage to do that without hitting the rooster), if a cloud stretches its shadow upon them, and of course you shall not finkle forward or backward.


The attentive reader might notice that rules 6 and 7 are quite easy to obey, since not yet has anyone be seen who knows what "finkling" is.