Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

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Skill. You are drunk on pirate grog. WARNING: Drinking pirate grog can cause you to spontaneously spout piratical non sequiturs. Do not attempt to wield weapons or ride siege devourers while under the influence of grog as drinking and adventuring can be hazardous to your health.

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Skill. You are drunk on pirate grog. WARNING: Drinking pirate grog can cause you to spontaneously spout piratical non sequiturs. Do not attempt to wield weapons or ride siege devourers while under the influence of grog as drinking and adventuring can be hazardous to your health.

[edit] Piratical Non Sequiturs

• "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!"
• "Drink up, me hearties!"
• "Harr. I ain't got me sea legs yet."
• "What will ye do with a drunken pirate, ear-lie in the morning?"
• "Yarr. I can't stop grinning."
• "Me pants are filled with starfish..."
• "Jolly Roger? More like mildly amused Roger"
• "I be a pi-*hic*. I be a pi-*hic*. I be a pira-*hic*. I shteal things."
• "The more we drink the better we sing."
• "I be feelin' a bit groggy."
• "Narr! Treacherous Grog! Not again!"
• "It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...argghhh!"
• "I'm the king of the pirates!"
• "Wash? Ish the grog a bit too shtrong?"
• "The ship! It's spinning!"
• "I've lost me swabbies!"
• "Red sky at morning, pirates take warning. Oy! What color is the sky now?"
• "I'm a pirate and I'm okay. I drink all night and I steal all day."
• "I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best."
• "With yer head on me shoulders, we could wreck civilization!"
• "Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl..."
• "Dyin's the easy way out. Ye won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
• "The whipstaff seems a bit off kilter."
• "Yarr. I have no known purpose. Might as well have more grog!"
• "Avast ye filthy land lubbers! Prepare to be boarded!"
• "Where there be grog, there be pirates"
• "Ahoy there, matey! This be a no-hornswogglin' zone."
• "A toast to the finest booty in all Tyria!"
• "Me booty! Who took me booty?"
• "Yarr. I love ye, man! Yer a good man, mysterious stranger!"
• "Who's yer rummy?"
• "Sit down on the deck, mate. Rough seas ahead."
• "I gots t'tell ye! Ye're the best! I love ye, matey!"
• "Arrr. It's a pirate's life for me!"
• "Toss me a line! Me ship's a-buckin'."
• "Yo ho! Those wenches aren't saucy enough! Better drink me some more sauce."
• "I'll kill anyone who get's [sic] in the way of me killing anyone."
• "Avasht! Drunkard off the shtarbord [sic] bow!"
• "Yarr! If I look queazy, ye might want to get some distance, savvy?"
• "Tip up yer sippers, ye salty dogs! T'night we drown in grog!"
• "Stop shouting, ye scurvy dogs!"

[edit] Trivia

• The name Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog is a reference to the song Dead Man's Chest (frequently known by its recurring line "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum")
• "I'm a pirate and I'm okay. I drink all night and I steal all day." is a reference to Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.
• "I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best." is a reference to the Frank Sinatra song "That's Life".
• Several of the quotes ("With yer head on me shoulders...", "Stagger, stagger...", "Dyin's the easy way out...", "I'll kill anyone who...") are from the film Yellowbeard.
• "I'm the king of the pirates" may refer to the Japanese anime One Piece in which the main character, Monkey D. Luffy, wishes to become the king of the pirates.
• "What will ye do with a drunken pirate, ear-lie in the morning?" is a reference to a famous sea shanty known as Drunken Sailor or What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?.
• The lines "It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...argghhh!", and "Me pants are filled with starfish..." are from the movie Muppet Treasure Island.