Zumo the Beggar

Zumo the Beggar
Affiliation	Canthans
Type	Human
Level(s)	20
Campaign	Factions
Image(s)
Location in Wajjun Bazaar

Zumo is a beggar that walks the streets of Wajjun Bazaar, telling the most bizarre stories to earn some gold.

Locations

• Kaineng City
  • Wajjun Bazaar (does not always spawn)

Dialogue

"Cantha will make it through any difficulty so long as the emperor is alive."

"Fruit can be hard to come by these days now that the plague has slowed trade coming from Kryta."

"The docks are so empty these days. People are afraid to come to Cantha."

"The emperor cares greatly for all of us who have suffered beacause of the plague.":

"The guards try to keep order but there are fewer of them each day."

"The local guilds are taking over the streets. Most have bought off the Ministry and do as they please."

"The Luxon [sic] and Kurzicks have been quarreling for so long, I think they've probably forgotten why they started fighting to begin with."

"The Ministry of Fire never seems incapable of understanding the plight of the common people."

"The Obsidian Flame help keep the rogue guilds in check."

"Those Am Fah thugs are frightening!"

Quotes

"There is an old folktale in Cantha that if you give coins to a beggar he'll turn into a beautiful princess and ride off into the sunset with you. Care to try your luck?"

"I need some coins to buy some ale to get rip roaring drunk, surely that's a worthy enough cause for someone to donate? I'll let you have a few drinks with me!"

"I saw a guard earlier who ordered me to inform you that you need to give me 5 gold coins to pay the passing through the market fee."

"Hey, hey you! I was riding my horse to the other side of town and I ran out of hay to feed him to get there. Spare a few gold so I can feed him and be on my way?"

"At least we left that old fool Kaa on Shing Jea Island."

"For the low price of 250 gold, I, Zumo, shall single-handily remove the plague from the city of Cantha! I require only one payment, up front, and three days to complete the task!"

"Have you ever heard the story about the Emperor who went out among his people as a beggar? Well that's me! I demand you pay a tribute to your Emperor!"

"One time offer, donate to the help save Zumo fund! A most remarkable cause! World renown for doing good deeds in Cantha for the last three and half minutes!"

"The good monks of Cantha have informed me I have a horrid disease that is eating me alive. Apparently the only cure is to rub gold all over my body. Spare a few coins to save me?"

"Citizens, act now, for 25 gold the Zumo flea circus will be performing on my arms! Don't miss this rare and wondrous event!"

"Alms, alms for the poor!"

"Life in Cantha is so terribly difficult for those down on their luck, spare a few coins to help me get out of this rut?"

"Spare a few coins for a blind, mute and deaf beggar!"