Guild:Lazy Guild
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Lazy Guild [lazy]
| Lazy Guild [lazy] | |
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| File:Guild Lazy Guild cape.jpg | |
| Territory | UK/ France |
| Language | English/ Franglais |
| Leader | Badmark |
| Faction | Kurzick |
| Type | PvE |
| No. of members | 3.5 |
| Guild Hall | Isle of Solitude |
| Time zone | GMT (or sometimes GnT) |
Who are we?
We are a small group of friends who regularly indulge in GW (except one who has defected to the other side). We set ourselves low standards and often fail miserably. For some inexplicable reason, we frequently delete higher level characters and then start off again with a new character. On the rare occasions we have played against another guild, we have been thrashed - so we are possibly one of the worst Guilds of all time.
History
The "Lazy" name does not reflect our attitude to GW, as we work quite hard at that (albeit with few results). No, it is because most of our members were in a musical band of the same name (this was before personal computers became popular). We are not to be confused with other guilds which we have seen with the same tag but different capitalization. Also not to be confused with the excellent local band "The Laze".
Unsolved Mystery
One area of ongoing research is: why does one of our team consistently gets loads of black dye and other goodies while the rest of the team don't? Possible reasons for this include : colour of armor; how helpful you are to other players and how many pets you kill (one of our favourite pastimes is to hit a pet so that it attacks another team player).
Recruitment
We can't actually imagine anyone wanting to join our guild, but I guess they would have to be pretty easy-going and not have any ambitions to win tournaments etc.
We could do with forming a Kurzick Alliance with another guild, but we're not all that sure what an alliance actually is.
Contact information
My in-game name is 'Zorgon Five'
