Guild:The Goon Squad (historical)
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This page is about a historical player guild.
This page is a player-managed entry on a guild that has now faded into obscurity through inactivity. |
The Goon Squad [LLJK]
| The Goon Squad [LLJK] | |
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| Territory | Freedomland |
| Language | foul |
| Faction | Luxon |
| Type | Hardcore PvP/PvE |
| No. of members | 4 |
| Guild Hall | Wizard's Isle |
| VoIP | vent is for rollcall! |
| Webpage | [1] |
Guild History
LLJK was founded by Cletus C Butts in the early days of the GW (guild wars) beta. He had a simple dream that he encapsulated in his famous saying that to this day adorns our guild message and is immortalised in our theme song: "Mending Cleave Chilblains". Sadly a string of temporary account bans for frivolous, trumped up charges culminated in a permanent ban, and after many months of litigation and legal proceedings Cletus was unable to restore his account to it's former glory. Many in the community questioned ANet's decision, but alas the ban has stuck and the great achievements made by our glorious leader became memory, before transcending to legend.
Cletus C Butts as he would have appeared to people in his day.
Recruitment
The Goon Squad has a long history of acceptance and tolerance. Simply asking politely is often enough to gain acceptance into the fold. Often times a player will be "groomed" after displaying outstanding skill or dedication to the ideals that are upheld within the guild, and will be lured to our guild hall with promises of candy and magic.
Contributions to the Guild Wars community
LLJK is a well-known contributor to the furtherment of race relations, community spirit and good sportsmanship that prevails throughout the Guild Wars community.
Theme Song
LLJK established the tradition of Guild Wars themed songs. Three songs have been written by its members and dedicated to the Guild Wars game.
- "Mending Cleave Chilblains" by Jack "lank" Bauer & Fjot the Mage Killer Click to download
- "3AM (Cleave)" by Jack "lank" Bauer Click to download
- "The Sound of Cleaving" by Jack "lank" Bauer Click to download
Ideology
- Guild Wars is Serious Business
Records and Achievements
