User:Media Control/Broken or useless Skills

After seeing a few other people do this, I decided to shamelessly steal the idea. I realize it's not original, but I'd like to have my own input on some skills I think are a bit redundant or broken. This isn't finished at all. If you want a really funny one go to Jette's page.

Body Blow: This skill does +35ish damage because no one brings the meager 5 skills that even apply cracked armor.

Burst of Aggression: For 2...8...10 seconds you gain adrenaline. When this skill ends you go back in time to before you had adrenaline.

Counterattack: This skill does not counter anything. You gain 1 energy and wonder why you didn't take Power Attack.

Disarm: For 0...0...0 seconds, nothing really happens, and your target doesn't drop their weapon. Oh, but you interrupt an action, but the chances are slim to none of interrupting anything useful if you're dumb enough to think this skill is good.

Dolyak Signet: For 8...18...20 seconds you are immune to damage in PvE, and in PvP all enemies stay an entire aggro bubble away from you at all times.

Endure Pain: For 8...16...18 seconds you have a lot more health. When this skill ends, you die.

Flourish: If you are a Warrior, you gain -3...1...2 energy and have no elite skill. If you are any other attacking profession, you gain alot of energy and your attack skills are recharged.

Headbutt: You lose all or most of your energy, and target enemy takes 40...88...100 damage, and is dazed for 5...17...20 seconds.

I Will Delay Our Loss!: If any members of your team are dead, you waste the other teams precious time.

Lion's Comfort: You heal yourself for not as much as Healing Signet, but you will die shortly anyway as your Monk is dead and you cannot use Rez Signet for 12 seconds.

Primal Rage: For 1...12...15 seconds you use Frenzy and Rush AT THE SAME TIME. If you don't have a Monk, or you have a bad Monk, you commit suicide because this skill is so godly you didn't need that cancel stance, right?

Rage of the Ntouka: Your build is most likely worthless now.

Signet of Stamina: You have a lot more health. You now have two options, you may either retaliate and die, or sit there until you die.

Warrior's Cunning: For 50 seconds or more, you wasted a skill slot.

Warrior's Endurance: For 5...29...35 your Warrior becomes another profession.

Critical Chop: If you are not an Assassin, you wasted a skill slot.

Eviscerate: You do a lot of damage and cause deep wound, but Dervishes still out damage you.

Keen Chop: If you are an Assassin you gain energy, otherwise this skill slot was wasted.

Whirling Axe: After 10 seconds of attacking a blocking Ranger you finally have the adrenaline to remove his stance that would have ended in another 3 seconds anyway.

Belly Smash: If this attack strikes a foe who is on the ground, the resulting dust cloud blinds adjacent enemies for 3...9...10 seconds.

Enraged Smash: You knock target kiting Monk down, do a lot of damage, and gain a lot of adrenaline. You may now use Hammer Bash and Crushing Blow or Pulverizing Smash and repeat as many times as you'd like.