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Idiotmancers are the masters of leeching off the rest of society. Usually, all humans abandon this profession around age 14. For a select many, they choose to keep it as their favored profession.

— in-game description

The Idiotmancer[edit]

Idiotmancers can't take a secondary profession.
Idiotmancers can't view the party window while in battle.
Idiotmancers can't view skill descriptions - they have to be told what it does by someone else.
Idiotmancers can't equip shields.
Whenever someone on their team dies, the idiotmancer's res sig is disabled for 10 seconds.

Primary Attribute: Retardation[edit]

For each point in retartation, whenever you type something anywhere, it has a 15% addisional chance to be mispelled.

Confyooshun

10 Energy1 Activation time20 Recharge time - "For 1...16...20 seconds, people take 10...162...200% longer to read anything you say."

Duck!

¼ Activation time20 Recharge time - "You duck. Everything said to you goes over your head. This skill automatically activates whenever someone else does something."

Secondary Attribute: Inability to lern[edit]

Skills in this attribute focus on you doing something wrong over and over again and never improving.

Entertanemint

1 Energy¼ Activation time1 Recharge time - "The next time you use this skill, it tells you where to find cookies, then gains this description."

Look at me, im a ranger! -

number of brain cells you have left Energy3 Activation time30 Recharge time - "(Elite Form) - For 30...54...60 seconds, your interrupt spells and attacks also interrupt your target."

Gimmick Mastery -

0 Energy0 Activation time5 years Recharge time - "You learn how to play target mindless gimmick. For 1...4...5 years, it is impossible for you to learn how to play anything else. Whenever your build gets nerfed, you QQ on forums and wiki about how you're going to rage GW for life. Everyone else's care meter is decreased by 50...90...100%."

Secondary Attribute: Spam Mastery[edit]

Skills in this attribute focus on mashing the keyboard with your face.

Seerin Flamz -

energy required to move a finger Energytime required to move a finger Activation timetime it takes to cast Glowing Gaze Recharge time - "Deal 100 damage to everything in the area."

Woondin Striek -

0 Energy3 Recharge time - "Target foe and all adjacent foes take 100 damage and lose 100 health."

I apologize. It's hard to make a joke out of something which is already a joke. ~Shard User Shard Sig Icon.png 07:57, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

This is true. →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 21:34, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

Secondary Attribute: Trollbait[edit]

For each rank in Trollbait, Adrinaline, Auronality, and Shardism skills do +10% more damage to you.

Reveel life storie -

100 times longer than it takes people to decide they don't care Energyas long as it takes you to stop crying Activation time - "You write your life story. Everyone then tells you you're an idiot for posting your address on a public website. You cry in a corner all night long, they have a 15% chance to do it again for each point in Inability to lern."

Talk about somethign u have no clue about -

0 Energy0 Activation time0 Recharge time - "You talk about the game, even though you just bought it last week. Everyone then tells you you're an idiot. You cry in a corner all night long, they have a 15% chance to do it again for each point in Inability to lern."

Try copying someone else's coolness -

-1 Upkeep10 Energy2 Activation time0 Recharge time - "You pretend you're someone cool. Everyone then tells you you're an idiot for being less cool than said person. You cry in a corner all night long."