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Gamer

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Legendary dwellers of dark crevices, Gamers emerge only when the situation seems suited to their needs or desires. Endowed with great knowledge and power of the real and fantastic world of video games, these spellcasters are not to be trifled with... that is, unless the one who does succeed in angering a Gamer is willing to be trolled into oblivion.

— in-game description

Attributes

Experience (Primary)

For each point in Experience, a Gamer rages 5% harder at contemporary video game releases and updates. For each point in this attribute, your RAGE METER deals 10 damage when activated.

• RAGE METER Inherent skill. Whenever this meter is filled up, double click to deal damage to all enemies in the area and set them on fire for 5 seconds. Upon activation, you become the target of all trolls within earshot. This meter is filled up by terrible mainstream video game releases, stupid or pointless video game updates, over-commericalization of a game, or just general trolling by a gaming industry.

• Nostalgia Goggles

10 0 120 Elite Skill. For 5...37...45 seconds, you are immune to opinions and you instantly enjoy the company of anyone who agrees with you.

• Avatar of Bandura

10 2 30 Elite Form. For 10...74...90 seconds, you assume the form of Albert Bandura... with a scythe. Whenever you attack an enemy who is committing a potentially violent act that could warp a child's impressionable mind, all adjacent foes take 10...42...50 Holy damage and the government passes a Federal Video Game Anti-violence law. This skill is disabled for 120 seconds.

• Avatar of Gabe

25 2 30 Elite Form. You assume the form of Gabe Newell. You gain 10...122...150 pounds and the instant scorn of anyone who happens to play anything made by Valve. Attacks against you deal no damage, but instead incite deep laughter and a speech bubble that reads "Problem, (attacking player)?" This skill ends when Half Life: Episode 3 is released. This skill is disabled for 120 seconds.

• Avatar of Piracy

10 2 30 Elite Form. You assume the form of an internet pirate. For 10...98...120 seconds, you lose all money degeneration and your skills activate 50% faster. If, while under the effects of this form, you are caught by an internet investigation set out to expose and punish piracy, you lose 100% of your health and respawn time is delayed by 15...7...5 years. Don't worry, GW2 will be out by then. This skill is disabled for 120 seconds.

Wii Mastery

Wii-mote and Nunchuck (15-28). Two-handed. Inate -5 Money Degeneration.

• Lawsuit

5 1 15 Enchantment. For 5...13...15 seconds, the next time you take damage, you blame it on the design of Nintendo's Wii-mote and Nunchuck. You steal up to 5...41...50 health from your attacker and get 50...489...599 U.S. dollars.

XBox 360 Mastery

XBox Controller (10-25). Two-handed. Inate -10 Money Degeneration.

• "No Russian."

25 0 120 Elite Shout. For 0...4...5 seconds, you and each party member within earshot cannot take damage, attack 0...40...50% faster, and deal 100...7221...9001% more damage with your attacks. When this skill ends, you are mentally scarred for 10 years. For every 2 ranks you have in Experience, you are scarred for 3 less years.

• Red Ring of Death

15 2 90 Skill. For 300...108...60 seconds, you have -5...17...20 money degeneration, and 0...4...5% of your RAGE METER fills up every 10 seconds. While this skill is active, you have a 100...40...25% chance that you will lose all but 10% of your health for no real reason, at which point this skill ends. Whenever this skill ends, the level of rage in your RAGE METER increases by 50%.

PC Mastery

Mouse (8-20). One-handed. Inate -5 Money Degeneration.

• Viral Marketing

10 1 5 Spell. All enemies within earshot become excited and distracted for 3...9...10 seconds, but then realize what is going on and then become disappointed and angry for 10...26...30 seconds.

• Internet Connection

5 0 15 Stance. You move 25% faster and gain +5 Money Regeneration for 5...13...15 seconds. If there are any players with an XBox 360 within earshot when you activate this skill, you begin laughing for 1...4...5 seconds.

• Illegal Download

5 1 20 Enchantment Spell. For 3...17...20 seconds, your next spell activates 50% faster and costs 5 less energy.

Playstation 3 Mastery

Six-axis Controller (12-30). Two-handed. Inate -7 Money Degeneration.

• PS3 has no skills.