User:Jerry

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My User Page[edit]

Ah yes my user page. I'm not actually going to turn it into a light show so i'm going to put in some basics about me. Any questions, go to my talk page.

-Contact: If you need me for something just whisper me in-game to Jerry Bird, Jerry The Assasin or Jerry The Healer. If i'm on away it actually means i'm away so don't bother talking to me then.

-What i hate about GW: noob's, bots, SP assassins, RA noobs... you get the picture :)

-What i like about GW: no damned monthly fees!!!! thats why i hate WoW!!! why pay that money if you, for example go away for a month, then with your other bills you also get a little reminder from them...

-Main character: whats the deal with this? i like and play all my characters so why shoud i have a main character?? its like you have 3 kids but only feed and take care of one. If you don't like the looks of this then don't say you got a main character.

-birds: now i really hate this. every time i get up i hear: tweak tweak tweak and their shit falling on my window. then of course i have to clean up after a bird party. just disgusting.


Other Info[edit]

I got some more info here if you want to know.

List of things i hate:

-birds: see above

-public bathrooms: eww. you cant even have a decent pee in there without holding your breath or taking a napkin.

-public transports: a disaster waiting to happen. I cant get a damned seat in there!! if i find one an old lady comes and i have to get up, or there is simply a crowd of people like in a mall.

-noobs: thats the worst case in RA. when i want to monk, i usually get some noob with a SP build that runs into enemy back lines and expects a heal as soon as he takes damage. and how am i supposed to heal him when being raped by an ele and a warrior?

List of things i like:

-air-guns: i can use this baby to snipe the shit out of those pesky birds that annoy me.

-TV: it has everything you need. From romance to horror, news to sports, and... well...

-silence: thats something that where i live does NOT come often.


See Also[edit]

You also hate birds? Well wait no more. whisper me in-game if you got any tricks to get rid of those bastards! tell me!