User:Zachariah Zuan/Mai Vattenbugh

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Mai is a luxon ranger, hired to protect travelling vans from defenders. She is a very skilled ranger though useless with other weaponry, and, she also flails like a chicken in attempts at martial arts. Weapons of choice include Shortbows, longbows and hornbows. Like most rangers, likes using bows for combat, as she likes to 'stay away so they can't see me'. She also has a pet which also acts as her steed, a Norn Warrior named Harold Gottwood, who was imported from The Shiverpeak Mountains as a gift from her lover Kao, who felt she needed some protection.

She carries a very feminine attitude and clothing, choosing to wear mesmer clothes over ranger ones. She has a alot of patience and greets most 'male gestures of flirtaciousness' with a quick peck to the cheek. She also has an extremely polite mouth, and does very much to censor herself. In short, Mai is a good ally to have on your side; if you can handle her sexual advances, and can stay close when her clothes are torn.

Backstory[edit]

Mai was born in a van of Luxon merchants. Her mother and father rasied her as a chef, making Mai cook dangerous and deadly food sell it to sell at stores. Other children often bullied her, cause do to her love of food at her young age she had become quiet overweight, often refered to as Mai Fattenburgh which is often used as a taunt to make her unknown angry side come into the open. She often spent her free time cooking to become a better cook, as she sought to prove her worth to her parents. Mai was in the mindset that her parents wouldn't love her unless she completed all of their meals - this made her very determined, but also trapped her in a vicious cycle. When she was eighteen, she met Haruki Heavenguard who helped her slim down and inspired her to become an offical member of the Luxon Army, and now travels across the Jade Sea (and often crossing into the Echovald for raids).

Battle Quotes[edit]

Run then you lovely person!!
I'll sew your Grenth damned arms on!
I like flowers
They're pretty
Lyssa resurrect you three times!
Stop bleeding you daughter of a Luxon!
Look at the birdies!
I'm a dredge's mother!
You hit me!? why'd you do that
I want a black moa chick
ehem *Cough*
i'm gonna @/#* your $!# and ?>@# your %&~ so you'll have to $%$ sideways
hah i'm a better ranger than Haruki! oh wait