User:Halogod35/Contest/Yo momma

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Okay, since I haven't really heard any Good Yo momma Jokes, I want to see what this wiki is made out of. You goal is to make Yo momma jokes, Old or new, but doesn't matter. Which ever one makes me laugh the best will win.. An award. :D Plus it will also be on my main page.

You can submit your jokes here on this page, or on the discussion, doesn't matter. I can clean it up. You may begin. There is a 4 joke limit per user

Gold:
  • Yo momma's so fat, she can bend the light around herself - and even suck it in when she is thirsty. -- NUKLEAR User NuclearVII signature 3.jpgIIV 19:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Silver:
  • Yo mamma's so fat, you can hire her for parties as bouncy castle. —ZerphatalkThe Improver 18:54, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Bronze:
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she walked by the t.v., I missed the show! --Viper 18:25, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Yo momma's so fat that you cant AoE her team mates! - Yseron 90.28.79.84 19:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Runner Up:
  • yo mamma's so fat, she makes free willy look like a gold fish! ~~Brodly 19:52, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Yo momma's so fat, she disturbs the space-time continuum. -- NUKLEAR User NuclearVII signature 3.jpgIIV 19:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Yo Momma is so fat...[edit]

  1. Yo mamma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" she had to move!
  2. Yo mamma's so fat, she had a dip in the sea and caused the tsunami!--Sum Mesmer GuyTalk to me NOW!! DO IT! contribs 05:59, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. yo mamma's so fat, she makes free willy look like a gold fish! ~~Brodly 19:52, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Yo mamma's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. Suicidal Romance X 05:58, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Yo mamma's so fat, when she walks by kids they do nothing. (Come on,that one was amazing!)Oni User talk:Oni 00:41, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. YO MOMA'S SO FAT, SHE CAN CHAIN /JUMP WITH AFTERSHOCK!Oni User talk:Oni 17:14, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. YO MOMA'S SO FAT, SHE IS THE NEW URF SHAKUR!Oni User talk:Oni 17:30, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. Yo momma's so fat, she can solo all teh dragonz in gw with a stick. <- not even remotely funny Ninjas In The Sky 07:18, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Your mother is so fat that when she gave birth to you, she thought you were a tortilla wrap and tried to eat you.(dats oni final one.BTW TORTILLA IS LIEK FEWD)Oni User talk:Oni 10:52, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. Your mommaz so fat the doctor told her to make a dervish so nobody could see her ass. Ninjas In The Sky 12:01, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  11. Yo mamma's so fat, you can hire her for parties as bouncy castle. —ZerphatalkThe Improver 18:54, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  12. Yo momma's so fat, when she walked by the t.v., I missed the show! --Viper 18:25, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  13. Yo momma's so fat, wwhen she's on the beach, Greenpeace activists try to roll her back into the sea! --Viper 18:25, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  14. Yo momma's so fat that you cant AoE her team mates! - Yseron 90.28.79.84 19:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  15. Yo momma's so fat that a speed boost would be a waste! - Yseron 90.28.79.84 19:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  16. Yo momma's so fat that she cant use whirling defense! - Yseron 90.28.79.84 19:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  17. Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity. -- NUKLEAR User NuclearVII signature 3.jpgIIV 19:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  18. Yo momma's so fat, she disturbs the space-time continuum. -- NUKLEAR User NuclearVII signature 3.jpgIIV 19:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  19. Yo momma's so fat, she can bend the light around herself - and even suck it in when she is thirsty. -- NUKLEAR User NuclearVII signature 3.jpgIIV 19:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  20. Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped in the Atlantic, the ocean level rised by two inches. -- NUKLEAR User NuclearVII signature 3.jpgIIV 19:12, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  21. Yo momma's so fat, her adjacent range is your earshot range! - WeHeartKatamari File:Image-User WeHeartKatamari sig.jpg 19:43, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  22. Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "Too be continued"--The Forsaken One 21:04, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  23. Yo momma's so fat, she can put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean and call it a waterbed. - WeHeartKatamari File:Image-User WeHeartKatamari sig.jpg 10:07, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Yo Momma is... etc[edit]

  1. Yo mamma's called Peter and is the stongest in clink. —ZerphatalkThe Improver 15:23, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Yo mama is magic. Ninjas In The Sky 19:45, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  1. Yo mamma is so dumb, she makes you make stupid contests about stupid jokes that never were funny and never are gonna be. Owned :P - Y0_ich_halt User Y0 ich halt sig.jpg 18:49, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
    Lol, yeah well.. Yo momma is so god damn fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50lbs. >_> Halogod35 User Halogod35 Sig.jpg 20:05, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Yo momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade. - WeHeartKatamari File:Image-User WeHeartKatamari sig.jpg 10:07, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in a mirror it broke. - WeHeartKatamari File:Image-User WeHeartKatamari sig.jpg 10:07, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Yo momma is so dumb she tells "Yo momma"-jokes to you. --Mlw640 09:52, 18 August 2010 (UTC)
  5. YO momma is so...wait this is 2011, everyone's fat. (124.178.133.190 05:42, 6 March 2011 (UTC))
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