User:IAmAI/Notes/Ascalon Guard

Ascalon Guard

Quotes (pre-searing)

• Don't touch me. I said don't touch me.
• Pardon me citizen but I have important work to do.
• I'd talk to you, but then I'd have to talk to you.
• Don't talk to me. I'm super important. (?)
• Looks like it's going to rain.
• Have you heard the joke about the cookie? Aw it's crummy. (?)
• It's a beutiful day in Ascolon, eh?
• I could sure go for an ale.