User:Shard/Dearvandal

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Dear vandal,

You have received this copy+paste message because you aren't important enough for me to spend time making a real post. Each of your foolish attempts at vandalism will only be seen by a few people, which is good, because it wasn't that entertaining anyway. Better vandalism targets include PvXWiki (which deserves it) and EncyclopediaDramatica (which itself is vandalism). I also recommend that you become funny. In any case, the time it takes a sysop to ban you is less than the time it takes to read this paragraph. Bye.

Sincerely,