User:The Boss

Guild Wars Timeline

• Guild Wars begins!
• Charr breach ascalon's Northern Wall.
• Humans flee to the northern Shiverpeaks.
• Prince Rurik dies.
• Ascalon's settlement in Kryta.
• Humans move to the Muguuma Jungle.
• White Mantle defeated by humans.
• Vizier summons a ship.
• Humans sail to The Desert.
• Ghostly hero performs his rituals.
• Forgotten defeated by humans.
• Humans defeat Doppleganger and ascend.
• Humans move to the southern Shiverpeaks.
• Humans help King Jalis Ironhammer defend Thunderhead Keep.
  
• The Lich takes Prince Rurik's body.
• Humans move to the Fire Islands.
• Vizier morphs into the Lich
• Jade and Mursaat defeated by humans.
• The Lich takes control of the Burning Titans.
• The Lich creates portals to the rest of Kryta.
• The Lich sends the Burning Titans to use the portals and take over Kryta.
• Portals destroyed by humans.
• Undead Prince Rurik defeated by humans.
• The Lich defeated by humans.
• Humans save Kryta from the Liches wrath.
• Humans head back to defend Droknars Forge and the Shiverpeaks for the last time, until...
• Guild Wars: Eye of the North!

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Spoiler alert: The following text contains spoilers relating to the story of Guild Wars.

Your hench, do you bench. Oh he spits the lyrics!

The Guild Wars Rap, Listen to it Here!

Lyrics:

I am a hero - The Chosen, not even a Frozen

Soil can keep me down.

I be that Ytcracker, the platinum stacker,

Rockin 15K through every town.

Catch me in the Forge sellin max gold weapons,

If you try to jack me see what happens.

Guild [DGs] you can check my tag,

Fat pocket 'cause a holdin rune's on my bag.

It all started in a place called Ascalon,

Where a race called the Charr invaded us,

A brave prince said "hold the wall or we're dead"...

Couldn't hold it long- to the south we fled.

To Fort Ranik, all the people in panic,

The Kingdom was fallin like the Titanic.

I asked the guy with the catapult "Whatcha need?

I found some parts in the wreckage are you lookin for these?"

Through the ruins to the Academy,

To a place where the prince would rather be, you see

His daddy, got a few problems,

Problem is that he can't solve 'em.

So he says "You're no longer my son,

To the Shiverpeaks bitch, get your ass on the run."

To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider,

The Arch to the Henge using Stefan the Fighter.

Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle,

Go to the desert and flee from the scandal.

Reach for Elona and Rivers of Thirst,

Ascend after Dunes by doing your worst.

To yourself then fulfilling by Glint's grand design,

'Cause the prophecy states at Perdition you'll find.

The Vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich,

Beat him, take the scepter, and finish this bitch.

So that chapter closes, arenas I journey,

Beatin' Koreans in every Tomb tourny.

Guild versus Guild since I got my own hall,

Spikers and Spirits, I'm smitin them all.

Try to take favor then offer to Grenth,

Farm up some ecto then spend every cent.

Salvage some runes, and heal Divine Boon,

Level to 20 on all of my toons.