User:The Boss/The Guild Wars Rap

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Your hench, do you bench. Oh he spits the lyrics!

The Guild Wars Rap, Listen to it Here!

Lyrics:

I am a hero - The Chosen, not even a Frozen

Soil can keep me down.

I be that Ytcracker, the platinum stacker,

Rockin 15K through every town.

Catch me in the Forge sellin max gold weapons,

If you try to jack me see what happens.

Guild [DGs] you can check my tag,

Fat pocket 'cause a holdin rune's on my bag.

It all started in a place called Ascalon,

Where a race called the Charr invaded us,

A brave prince said "hold the wall or we're dead"...

Couldn't hold it long- to the south we fled.

To Fort Ranik, all the people in panic,

The Kingdom was fallin like the Titanic.

I asked the guy with the catapult "Whatcha need?

I found some parts in the wreckage are you lookin for these?"

Through the ruins to the Academy,

To a place where the prince would rather be, you see

His daddy, got a few problems,

Problem is that he can't solve 'em.

So he says "You're no longer my son,

To the Shiverpeaks bitch, get your ass on the run."

To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider,

The Arch to the Henge using Stefan the Fighter.

Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle,

Go to the desert and flee from the scandal.

Reach for Elona and Rivers of Thirst,

Ascend after Dunes by doing your worst.

To yourself then fulfilling by Glint's grand design,

'Cause the prophecy states at Perdition you'll find.

The Vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich,

Beat him, take the scepter, and finish this bitch.

So that chapter closes, arenas I journey,

Beatin' Koreans in every Tomb tourny.

Guild versus Guild since I got my own hall,

Spikers and Spirits, I'm smitin them all.

Try to take favor then offer to Grenth,

Farm up some ecto then spend every cent.

Salvage some runes, and heal Divine Boon,

Level to 20 on all of my toons.