User:Xeeron/TopX

TOP X of signs telling you that you play too much Guildwars:

1. They look really strange at you after you shout "WTB 2 Big Mac, PST!" in your local Mac Donalds.

2. After seeing a Korean sports team win, your first thought is: "It is just because of the coke items...".

3. You argue that your company's new insurance contract would be much more popular with customers if named SecureWAY.

4. You feel ripped off after you learn that your blue colored car cost just as much as a black one.

5. Your wife divorces you, because you kept talking about "Gwen" in your sleep.

6. You find yourself yelling "Take him, I'm tanking!" when your brother gets bullied by the kid next door.

7. You're trying to make a plushie walk and follow you by hitting it twice.

8. You refuse eating a fruitcake when out of town since you know you can't anyway.

9. You gasp and make weird gestures whenever you see a panda, since they no longer exist.

10. You keep wondering why the local tailor won't accept wood planks and platinum as payment.

11. You accuse anyone over the age of 20 of hacking.

12. You're disappointed that you get no Survivor title on your 20th birthday even though you haven't died once.

13. You wear only underwear and draw patterns on your skin with a marker to "increase your energy."

14. You expect to get a new pet on your birthday.

15. You only drink strong Alcohol once every five minutes to get the most time out of it.