User talk:Fox007/Quotes

• "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
• "Take me to the fair I want to see the godd*mn pony".
• Add your favorite quotes here

Add your weirdass Quotes here :)

• "<Ninja Dragon> Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one, and they all stink."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
• "<Ninja Dragon> There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
• "<Ninja Dragon> The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."
• "<Ninja Dragon> One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention."
• "<Ninja Dragon> A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."
• "<Ninja Dragon> You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Good Morning" Is an oxymoron."
• "<Ninja Dragon> I drink apple juice because OJ will kill you."
• "<Ninja Dragon> I wish my grass was emo. So it would cut itself."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "And this is where I met the Lich. He told me to burn things."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "It's just a flesh wound!"
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I will shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking..."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "King - Please! Please good people! I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Peasant 1 - No one lives there.

K - Then who is your lord?

P1 - We don't have a lord.

K - What?

Peasant 2 - I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs-

K - Be quiet!

P2 - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious-

K - Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

P1 - Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!

K - I am your king!

P1 - Well I didn't vote for you."

• "<Ninja Dragon> "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. "
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers"
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. "
• "<Fox007> If jack would help you of the horse. Would you help jack off the horse.
• "<Fox007> General we are surrounded! Good now we can attack in all directions."
• "<Fox007> Never let your schoool interfere with your education."
• "<Fox007> Why are you using fire magic you could have made a elementalist. I am a Ninja!"
• "<Fox007> Why do you have a pair of trousers when there is only one?"
• "<Fox007> If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars. Chuck norris has more money then you!"
• "<Fox007> X-mass is diner, diner is murder, murder is massacre. X-MASS IS MASSACRE!"
• "<Fox007> They Hate everything we stand for! Liberty, Freedom, Applepie!! Did i say freedom?"
• "<Fox007> After 9/11, Bush made two statements: 'Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity' and 'We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism.' Sounds like everything is going according to plan."
• "<Fox007> If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practise?"
• "<Fox007> Bitches are like Tele2. Born To Be Cheap"
• "<Fox007> Who reads updates nowadays? I mean come on, they so totally don't tell me everything i needa know about the meta. Screw August. User:Shazam The Assassin

I am using Hidden Caltrops on Shazam The Assassin! User:Fox007"

• "<Fox007> The Box Said "requires Windows 95 or better." SO I INSTALLED LINUX"
• "<Fox007> 1337^1337=OVERFLOW ERROR."
• "<Fox007> I have had enough sex. Life fucks me up every day."
• "<Fox007> Can't kick "all", name not found."
• "<Fox007> The french people are rightly proud of the feeds accomplished here. Feeds which speak for French, a modern French, a enterprising succesfull French, a French which invests in the furute. He forgot to mention the fact that the architect was British."
• "<Fox007> One day i was praying, and suddenly i realised i was talking to myself, therefore i must be God."
• "<Fox007> I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own"
• "<Fox007> Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature"
• "<Shadow> Take me to the fair I want to see the godd*mn pony"
• "<The CBR> I reject your reality and substitute my own"
• "<Oni>When somebody says so i herd you liek mudkip,a kitten diez. be wary."
• "<Anon:Alcedo> If you chase two Monks, you will lose them both. Ever considered a thing called ee-em-ess?"
• "<Anon:Alcedo> If someone /ranks you, swallow your pride or it will make it worse."
• "<Anon:Alcedo> I only trust two people: I'm one of them, you're not the other."
• "<Wings of Blood> School and veggis are one in the same, people hate veggis and people hate school but only school is wwhere you get homework!"
• "<Nalana Darkling> OMG IT SPINS!!!!"
• "<Wandering Traveler> If you can't beat them, join them. Then beat them."
• "<Wandering Traveler> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
• "<Nalana Darkling> OMG! What's that? A monster? Godzilla?? ALIENS??? NO! It's the FAAIILL BOOAATT!!!"
• "<Peter Higgins> Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
• "<Peter Higgins> You have to be 100% behind someone to stab them in the back."
• "<Unendingfear> After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."
• "<Giant Nuker> Lady Nancy Astor: Winston if I was your husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Nancy, I was your husband, I'd drink it."
• "<Nalana Darkling>The pen is mightier than the sword. But so is a gunHUGE FREAKING SCYTHE.
• "<Neil2250> igor, oni and a dash of raptaz.Thats what makes- Oh shoot.it exploded.
• "<ickoization>I am currently telling the laws of physics to shit down and shut up!
• "<ickoization>I GOT A 4!!!!
• "<ickoization>I think i just had an Evilgasm.
• "<ickoization>I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WaR!!!
• "<ickoization>Group Hug!
• "<ickoization>Today was the wrong way to stop sniffing pixey dust.
• "<ickoization>I have an idea. It begins with 'S' and ends with, 'litting their throats
• "<ickoization>I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
• "<Fantil Swift> Nobody Move! I HAVE A HOSTAGE!!! Now Give Me the GUN!!"
• "<Fantil Swift> If you need someone to commit acts of piracy and murder, I'm your girl.(NOT As Good As Advertised)"
• "<Fantil Swift> So I says to him I says "Hi" and then he sais "Hello" and that was end of the killer swarm of angry Flibbitygibbits"
• "<Fantil Swift> I swear!!! There is no blood in my alchohol line!!!"

lol!

funny quotes. ofc CN has more money than you, even if it's the same amount. you know, he's chuck norris... —ZerphaThe Improver 17:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

^^ now add some you know :P Fox007 17:55, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

unfortunately i can't think of any yet, but i'll try to think of it when i get some. (I'm also afraid of worsening the page if i come up with crap :P) —ZerphaThe Improver 18:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Well it is always fun to have some more :D Fox007 18:57, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Add mor peeples or dy and sufer teh ultimte consqunces!!!! RAWR!!!!--..V,(^_^) \,,/(^_^)\,,/ (¬_¬)/¯ Ninja Dragon 06:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey umm I added mines. Hope it's okay ^^' Couldn't resist. Alcedo --84.3.228.244 10:10, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

that' s why the page is here^^ Fox007 11:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

ach...yeah i have a lot of stupid things ive said, and a few things ive heard. I can never remember them when i need to tho! NalanaTalk 01:46, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

Added a few. -- Wandering Traveler 01:49, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

so i herd you liek mudkipz (meOW)--Unendingfear 01:08, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Kitten diez Fox007 11:39, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

So I herd u leik mudkipz. (kitten dies again)--Unendingfear 15:32, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

STOP KILLING KITTENZ XD Fox007 16:28, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

This is what kittens look like when you say "So I herd u leik mudkipz" File:User Unendingfear So I herd u leik kittenz.jpg--Unendingfear 00:58, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

the troll council will get yous Fox007 10:31, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Love it!--Ickoization 00:01, 3 September 2010 (UTC)