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Black Dynamite vs Foundry[edit]

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Fortunately, Black Dynamite was there to raise the bar. And he knows Kung Fu!

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Serge Yseron 21:08, 8 January 2012 (UTC)

My new toy of the moment: too complicated[edit]

Note for self: next time play on european server so that it compensate for the lack of fast casting (you gain ~500ms).

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Note: you will notice that despite the existence of this skill, pugs continue to take damages from successive meteor showers in the Tombs. Like, you know, it's too difficult to use "Complicate" on meteor showers. Really. And this is how you used to see teams with 50 barage rangers asking for a mandatory battery so that the monks could heal them. You know, experts...
Serge Yseron 03:07, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

Undead Lab[edit]

Good stuff. Pretty advanced and eye candy. Using the background to kill Zs will be my specialty. Yseron - 90.9.253.32 18:53, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

Dellusion[edit]

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However if by collecting 250 of them i could, with some gold and ectos, talk to a npc in order to get perfect mods against demons, i wouldnt mind...
Serge Yseron 22:24, 10 January 2012 (UTC)

AI explained by Grizzly Jack[edit]

Old tricks makes old men. Yseron - 80.11.87.230 13:13, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

Holydays[edit]

I got 24 days that will be definitely lost by May, of wich i could take 14. After that i will still have 15 or so remaining days to take (total ~38). After that i probably may chain a job as a contractor as usual. Be happy Gaile, i will have plenty of time to discuss with you. Isnt that lovely ? It start: TOMORROW! Yseron - 80.11.87.230 16:26, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

Giants like in ...[edit]

In this life there are dwarves that Anet call giants. And there are giants like in ... planet sized. It's also a good exemple of pathfinding on moving chunks of grounds if you look at the battles 1 minute earlier. Yseron - 109.213.153.177 22:31, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

Will we see an...[edit]

Anetality one day ? Yseron - 90.14.226.168 22:13, 13 January 2012 (UTC)

Update, what have changed:[edit]

We still click on RoJ. But we click differently: we click knowing there have been an update.
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The screen above belong to a previous run in NM.
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Serge Yseron 20:32, 16 January 2012 (UTC)

Mini game[edit]

Here is a minigame for whoever feel like playing it: if you complete that area in hard mode without enchantments, without minions, without spirits, i will have a little something for you. The first 3 to post a screenshot here that meet the requirements will get a little something (1rst will get 150k + some goodies like a ruby jinn polymock piece or an eternal Keyran Thakerey transmogrifier, 2nd will get 80k + Mallyx's Reaver + goodies, 3rd will get 50k). There is no time limit. This post will stay here for as long as necessary... Serge Yseron 04:50, 17 January 2012 (UTC)

No spirits or minions is no problem, but without enchantments? How is that fair? I am a monk! Koda User Koda Kumi Horns1.GIF 18:45, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
There are still wards, stances and shouts that can already stack up for a 80 armor bonus, and snares that are not hexes, etc. If you got this, the next only important thing are a couple of non interuptable (glyph of concentration) aoe decisive spells (in wich case, no matter how many rupters you face, if a meteor shower and a roj land simultaneously...)and line of sight. Yseron - 109.213.30.12 20:41, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
Except that armor bonuses do not stack above 25. Koda User Koda Kumi Horns1.GIF 22:24, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
Dont forget to make up for cracked armor. Yseron - 109.213.27.114 00:21, 18 January 2012 (UTC)
Did you forget to type "no hexes" in the first paragraph? File:User Chieftain Alex Chieftain Signature.jpg Chieftain Alex 22:38, 17 January 2012 (UTC)


Here is a little help with an exemple that dont even have a nuker + roj. So even if you have the habit of ccumulating DP, you should get to this point with none:

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If i must submit the other half, the minigame will be over.
Serge Yseron 23:51, 17 January 2012 (UTC)


Meet Iguanator (This does not count as the second half):
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Serge Yseron 01:39, 18 January 2012 (UTC)


1st:


User Valdimir Gw303.jpg -Vald [Citation Needed] User Valdimir newsigicon.png 01:47, 18 January 2012 (UTC) User Valdimir Gw301.jpg Iguanator says hi. -Vald [Citation Needed] User Valdimir newsigicon.png 01:49, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

lol, i took the second picture first, because i found Iguanator, posted the Vanquish one first. Also, thanks for noticing that i was running MoW with 370 health, that's probably why he kept trying to die. Vald [Citation Needed] User Valdimir newsigicon.png 02:44, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

2nd:



User Naruuu Minigame.jpg Hey there, that was really no fun --178.4.35.249 00:10, 22 January 2012 (UTC)

By judging the lack of moral boosts we can tell... But at least you will get a decent reward, unless you prefer an Anet style one like 1g and a tap in the back ? Yseron - 90.15.187.218 00:45, 22 January 2012 (UTC)
Uhh, i would be really happy about the price, always using to much gold for armors... (sry, have problems to get all your jokes cause my bad english, but i like your side here, its always interesting again^^) --Naruuu 00:59, 22 January 2012 (UTC)
Big thx to Miss Eva Devine (much easier to remember than Serge^^), btw, its not allowed to paricipate a 2nd time to gain the 3rd place, right?^^ Greetings, --Naruuu 22:10, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

3rd:




Results:
1rst: Vald, that got heroes with less than 450hp when having a moral bosst of 10%, a maginficient -2dp and no golden icon. Reward received.
2nd : X Boys Love X, for who the experience could have been worse if his monks have had less than 50e. Reward received.
3rd :


For the little video that will anounce the winners i got two options, since you're first Vald, i let you choose: Mysterious Cities Of Gold, or Disco. Yseron - 109.213.27.114 02:48, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Disco of course. Vald [Citation Needed] User Valdimir newsigicon.png 02:57, 18 January 2012 (UTC)
You got it Iguanator slayer! "Staaaaars...." Yseron - 109.213.27.114 03:05, 18 January 2012 (UTC)
Seems like we wont have a second or third in a while, so just tell me when you want the goodies. Yseron - 90.48.3.81 15:13, 18 January 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I will definitely give this a try when I have the time for it. Koda User Koda Kumi Horns1.GIF 11:13, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
It deserves a Z-jingle. Serge Yseron 23:45, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
Nevermind, a monk without enchantments is the most boring thing in the history of the profession. Koda User Koda Kumi Horns1.GIF 21:23, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
My IGN is Da Sonic, whenever you catch me on, or we can set up a time. Vald [Citation Needed] User Valdimir newsigicon.png 22:15, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
K. Serge Yseron 23:45, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
The video anouncing the winners is here. I will update it if we ever get a 3rd. Serge Yseron 06:59, 22 January 2012 (UTC)

Of designers and human nature[edit]

Gold: no other resource ever suceeded to mobilise 500.000 men in 24hours. 500.000 men. 24 hours.
By now, after 2000 years of history, designers should be aware that man can come with ingenious ways to conquer goodies. Yseron - 90.14.100.139 13:19, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

With nuclear reactors or particles accelerator, gold can be synthesized from the mercury isotope. Yseron - 90.14.100.236 22:35, 24 January 2012 (UTC)

Rolling down the reaver[edit]

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Serge Yseron 20:05, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

Poetry[edit]

Roaring Forties, Furious Fifties and Screaming Sixties. Serge Yseron 02:22, 21 January 2012 (UTC)

Sadistic Eva[edit]

Tiiiiime...

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Serge Yseron 05:00, 21 January 2012 (UTC)

Cloverfield[edit]

Upon arriving on a youtube page for an old cloverfield trailer i thought to myself: they fired every imaginable kind of weapon against it without scratching it. Then i thought to myself: assuming the logic of the film maker, even if intense heat resulting from explosions could not defeat an organic life form that developed an extraordinary resistence due to living undersea with a pressure of several tons per inch, why no chemical response (acid, poison, both...) through any appropriate way of injection (cutaneous, oral, gaz)??? But well.. no monster, no movie. Even better, give me an animatronic, 200Kg of meat, and i build you the most desirable walking pin-up lunch packed with all sort of goodies. Even if it fail to destroy it from the inside, you can block its digestive system and it will die from hunger. Yseron - 90.15.187.218 16:50, 21 January 2012 (UTC)

Line of sight[edit]

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Serge Yseron 21:35, 21 January 2012 (UTC)

I chose option D. Do I at least get a Pulsating Growth? Koda User Koda Kumi Horns1.GIF 19:21, 22 January 2012 (UTC)
What about a free "It is all your fault" war cry (unique) ? Yseron - 90.15.55.111 19:38, 22 January 2012 (UTC)

Complicity[edit]

A collection of the number one reason we were looking magnum on TV. The only other serie which also did it on a regular basis and on purpose was Moonlighting with Bruce Willis. Yseron - 90.15.55.111 18:32, 22 January 2012 (UTC)

The art of exageration: The wtf video[edit]

You wont be the same if you watch this movie. Could easely be a Gantz mission for the indian team. Yseron - 90.15.49.14 23:39, 22 April 2012 (UTC)