User:Nalana Darkling/Click to Play! Storyspam game
Ok, the objective is to make a looooong page of random story telling spamliness.
The rules are:
1. CONTINUE THE STORY WITH A) PART OF A SENTENCE OR B) FINISHING THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE AND STARTING A NEW ONE
2. NO DOUBLE POSTS
3. CUT & PASTE THE CODE TO HIDE THE TEXT BEFORE YOUR COMMENT
4. AND ENOUGH WITH THE MOLESTING OF CATS XD
5. PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGIBLE
Story Time[edit]
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SO, THERE I WAS ПALANA 02:36, 4 October 2009 (UTC) EATING THE CORPSE OF POSTMAN PAT--Neil2250 WHILE MOLESTING HIS CATS --Cursed Angel JUST THEN I SAW A --Neil2250 FLYING IGUANA HAVE AN --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk). ENORMOUS BATON OF COW SLAYING Super Igor Servant 18:05, 7 October 2009 (UTC) CANDY STORE BURNED J.P. SO AFTER THE CANDY STORE BURNED,I GOT UP...--Neil2250 AND MOLESTED SOME MORE CATS --Cursed Angel AFTER I WAS TIRED OF THAT, I MOLESTED CURSED ANGEL'S MOM Titani BECAUSE TITANI'S MOM IS TOO FAT --Cursed Angel AND THEN I WENT TO SLEEP Titani WHEN I WOKE UP--Neil2250 I WENT BACK TO SLEEP. 66.81.179.172 20:25, 8 October 2009 (UTC) WHEN I WOKE UP AGAIN -- |Cyan Light A COW KICKED ME AND I DIED. Titani IN HELL, Titani AND THERE I --smøni 15:16, 9 October 2009 (UTC) SEARCHED FOR THE -- |Cyan Light CURE FOR THE ITCH IN MY PENIS BUT --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk). I HAD NO PENIS. Titani THEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS JUST ONE OF THE CATS I HAD MOLESTED. Thrain | talk 15:19, 9 October 2009 (UTC) SO I MOLESTED IT SOME MORE. Titani UNTILL IT GOT BORED OF BEING MOLESTED AND RAN AWAY--Neil2250 AND THEN I WONDERED WHY I RAN AWAY, AS I WASN'T MOLESTED. Titani While running I fell on a purple monkey eating an ice cream. --Mage SO I ATE THE ICE CREAM AND SHOT THE MONKEY WITH the PURPLE MONKEY GUN. Titani THEN I ATE THE MONKEYS CORPSE AND CARRIED ON RUNNING AFTER THE CAT TO MOLEST IT SOME MORE!--Neil2250 BUT AS I ROUNDED THE CORNER, ZOMBIES ПALANA 15:37, 11 October 2009 (UTC) WERE MOLESTING MY CAT! SO I Titani GRABBED A CHAINSAW AND--Neil2250 CHAINSAW-MOLESTED MY CAT. AFTERWARDS.... -- I KILLED THE OTHER ZOMBIES AND CONTINUED MOLESTING MY CATS--Neil2250 TURNS OUT THE CATS WERE UNDERAGE, SO ПALANA 19:31, 11 October 2009 (UTC) THE ZOMBIE POLICE ARRESTED ME FOR USING A CHAINSAW WITHOUT A PERMIT, AND TOOK ME TO SATAN, WHO Titani WHEN I GOT THERE,STARTED EATING MY UNDERAGE CATS--Neil2250 Then they all went home ;)--Neil2250 Unlike me, who had to stay because - Y0_ich_halt My lungs exploded, as a result of Titani Chuck Norris being reborn inside my body. He said to me, ПALANA 16:56, 3 November 2009 (UTC) 'Thanks very much, lad! Here, go get yourself a pancake!' and tossed a rather large coin into the air, with which I - Y0_ich_halt bought enough bendable Power Ranger action figures to ПALANA 20:24, 3 November 2009 (UTC) build a pile high enough so I could reach the surface world and escape hell. - Y0_ich_halt Yet when I tried to escape - Mini Me talk 21:03, 3 November 2009 The remnants of my lungs started molesting me! But I had a plan, which was Titani Grab my rocket chainsaw launcher and use the recoil to unwind from their filthy clutches, and - Y0_ich_halt take a shit - Mini Me talk 21:21, 3 November 2009 It contained blood. Cracko 21:22, 3 November 2009 (UTC) So i decided to see the doctor, - Y0_ich_halt And the doctor turned out to be Satan! He/She/It pulled out a Titani Small sandwich and started talking to it ПALANA 15:04, 4 November 2009 (UTC) Then Satans Hand opens up and eats the sandwich...With just his hand.--Neil2250 but suddenly the sandwich began to struggle and escaped Satan's hand, jumping into my face. - Y0_ich_halt And then I said: We have so much fun together!!!! Lets kill each other and have some more fun!!! I soooo love you *drunk* <3 The sandwich said: -- Cyan "I am dying of aids" and so it died of aids, but just then -Cursed Angel Sarah Palin - J.P. Told me im Baby Jesus--Neil2250 but i was so sure i wasn't, so he had to be lying! - Y0_ich_halt Suddenly I was sucked into a black hole -Cursed Angel And i died. But scientists found the Higgs Boson in my body and used it to ПALANA 23:04, 6 November 2009 (UTC) enhance gravity so my brain could be - Y0_ich_halt resurrected in the body of ПALANA 14:57, 7 November 2009 (UTC) A liger. It's like a lion and a tiger bred for its ~Celestia 15:06, 7 November 2009 (UTC) And thats just so cool that Sarah Palin invited me.. -- Cyan But I won't go to her party anyway, because - Y0_ich_halt Im a Liger.JUST THEN A--Neil2250 HUGE DONUT STARTED INVADING EARTH, FRUSTRATING ALL THE - Y0_ich_halt sentient Bagles who in return - - Obie Quiet 16:01, 10 November 2009 (UTC) Gave me the power to defeat the DONUT!!!--Neil2250 and together, i and the sentient bagels defeated the huge donut, but then a ПALANA 01:03, 11 November 2009 (UTC) pancake showed up. and since i like pancakes very much, i decided i'd eat it. - Y0_ich_halt But then i got belly ache from the pancake and went to A & E --Neil2250 but i didnt like A&E so i started shooting the mutant zombie pirate ducks who ПALANA 14:08, 13 November 2009 (UTC) were fighting with the flock of mutant zombie ninja ducks. The ninja duck leader then ~Celestia 14:46, 13 November 2009 (UTC) Molested my cats. Titani One of the cats didn't want to get molested. - Y0_ich_halt And then Exploded,THEN... --Neil2250 I exploded and went to heavan --Neil2250 But my GPS got it wrong for spelling "Heaven" with an A, so I got to Hell again. In there, Titani I saw jesus,he claimed he was 'under cover' but was infact being burnt to death.--Neil2250 Seeing Jesus being burnt to death made me horny so I -76.212.1.156 01:20, 19 November 2009 (UTC) Went to my Grandmothers' house to eat cookies. Titani realising my grandmothers house was in hell i --Neil2250 tried to keep to the rules and copy older posts into the expandable box. my grandmother helped me memorise the rules, so it wasn't that hard. - Y0_ich_halt Then we do that great Y0(ko?) My grandmother brought me home. At home, I saw the mailman ^^ I shouted: "And stop sending me -- Cyan to the cat molester! i don't want to molest cats anymore!" I turned and jumped out of the window, but - Y0_ich_halt a wild pikachu was in my way, so I chose squirtle and made him -76.212.1.156 02:14, 20 November 2009 (UTC) Watch me molesting my cats. After that, we all went to the Roller Coaster, where Titani Samuel L Jackson shouted STOP MOLESTING THESE MUTHA FUCKIN CATS ALL THE MUTHA FUCKIN TIME! ПALANA 23:44, 20 November 2009 (UTC) So i Molested some rabbits insted.--Neil2250 I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY FUNNY, SO I LAUGHED - Mini Me talk 21:32, 30 November 2009 BUT THEN I CHOKED ON THE RABBIT AND TOOK A DUMP ON A DOG.--Neil2250 The dog being essentially unharmed, I proceeded to my girlfriend's house, where she | 72 asked me to help her find the magical amulet of awesomeness ПALANA 15:50, 5 December 2009 (UTC) which had served as her mother's engagement ring, | 72 So i killed her mother and --Neil2250 Un-killed my girlfriend's mom because that's retarded, and to get the magical amulet i ПALANA 01:45, 9 December 2009 (UTC) Molested her cats while still wearing the ring. Titani Then i realised my giflfreinds mother had magical binoculars which could see into --Neil2250 my soul. but i didn't have a soul, so i ПALANA 16:36, 2 May 2010 (UTC) Got raped by a starfish molesting cat.--Neil2250 , Render Lord Soon, i awoke to find a Mudkip eating my Sonic Sunday childhood friend, uncooked. so i quickly grabbed my trusty bo staff, which i keep in the kitchen, and ПALANA 23:14, 10 May 2010 (UTC) then I remembered that I left the shower on! I rushed into the bathroom to shut it off when ThrainFile:User Thrain Sig.pngcontribs 23:37, 10 May 2010 (UTC) seven hungry, hungry hippos appeared, demanding refunds. I shouted, "SPECTRAL DISORIENTATION!" and ran to the nearest Wendy's, where ПALANA 18:45, 6 June 2010 (UTC) I got hungry and bought a hambuerguer, some fries, and super big Coca-Cola, when i turned aroud to get some more fries, I Haunted Shadow DR. OCTOGUNAPUS came and said BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA afterwords we Yay Killing Charr talk 19:08, 6 June 2010 (UTC) decided to "WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGIBLE," such as --Elven Chaos Light is both a wave and a particle, and it's speed limit is enforced by the law ПALANA 22:01, 4 August 2010 (UTC) Then i tested the air speed velocity of a squirrel in my home-made Not quite nine thousand, but close enough, so i made myself a medal using only my NALANA 00:00, 18 September 2010 (UTC) A propane tank, which flew 9 meters in the air and landed on a box of sparklers, which blew up and destroyed a nearby... GreenEarth28 03:16, 18 February 2011 (UTC) mailbox, which had contained nearly 8 thousand dollars worth of NALANA 00:23, 28 February 2011 (UTC) bananas. That was such an awful lot of fruit that Peter decided to build something fun with it. His idea was - Y0_ich_halt to make it into a plasma cannon, which would be used to... - GreenEarth28 16:45 Febuary 28,2011 fix everything that happened in this wacky story. The End. Wait, the plasma cannon malfunctioned and now there is a hole in the mailbox which The Savior 23:12, 15 April 2011 (UTC) could technically be fixed with duct tape, but NALANA 00:49, 17 April 2011 (UTC) the stupid duct tape had been hidden by anonymous. TOO BAD THE STORY ENDS HERE BECAUSE I ENDED WITH A FULL STOP. - Y0_ich_halt But then the full stop got up and said, "no, screw you man, I'm outta here!" ANd then it had to --Xu Davella 13:57, 17 April 2011 (UTC) Summon Chuck Norris to eat a B-day cupcake with his armpits and -- Chuck Norris ate my head with his armpits because my head looke like a birthday cupcake. Then I said Suddenly, turtles NALANA 14:34, 22 May 2011 (UTC) with layzor beamz and... -- decided eat a peice of rock, which made them MORBIDLY OBESE. I saw this and said - GreenEarth28 20:48, 5 June 2011 (UTC) OMG TURTLES ARE SCARY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! I do not know what made my voice so loud but The Savior 23:53, 25 June 2011 (UTC) It didn't matter anyway, the renegade turtles were already coming at me fast. I had to make up a plan to get out, so I ... 50.99.184.225 00:08, 26 June 2011 (UTC) went towards the west, finding myself strangly aroused by the thought of a turtle and a horse. I did not realize that...209.159.216.134 00:39, 26 June 2011 (UTC) the turtles had siege cannons on their backs! I was in the jade sea and the turtles were closing in fast! I wasn't sure what to do so The Savior 21:52, 8 July 2011 (UTC)
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I teleported to the gun store and got a bomb on a stick. but it would only blow up with me so I decided to... GreenEarth28 16:52, 15 July 2011 (UTC)
