User:Shard/Unfair

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A collection of pages detailing the general stupidity of human beings (good read)

StarCraft2[edit]

It's not news to many people that the blizzard forum community is dumber than the average stuffed bear, but I feel like I should shed light on the situation. . .

Super Smash Snake Bros. Brawl[edit]

If you've ever played any Smash games, you know it's a fun twist on traditional fighting games like Street Fighter. Competitive smash, like many fighting games, has always had a natural tiering effect due to some characters having better matchups than others, but it wasn't until Brawl that this became a huge issue. . .

Why I'm better than Anet[edit]

From Linsey Murdock's FAQ: "The expertise required to develop [an auction house] is far more than the Live Team can handle."

I win . .

Build Wars![edit]

This game is stupid. . .

How to do a bad game update[edit]

My computer had been acting up, so I was not here for the last few weeks. I saw the most recent skill preview today for the first time like many of you. . .

Why Anet is delusional about what GW2 will be[edit]

In some recent articles on guildwars2.com, some developers make a few comments that bother me quite a bit. . .

My first impressions of the Dhuum battle[edit]

The first two tries I made to get to Dhuum, my team died to the four horsemen. Like any determined group, we tried a second time, and died at the same place. Then we said "fuck it" and brought a shadow form tank. . .

League of Legends Sucks[edit]

Some friends of mine got me into League of Legends a few months ago, but luckily D3 came out, so I uninstalled LoL. . .

Diablo 3[edit]

In an attempt to be more like Auron, I have decided to write a review of Diablo 3. I stopped after Auron's introductory paragraph so it wouldn't be possible for me to repeat anything he said unconsciously. . .

Mortal Kombat 9[edit]

This review contains some spoilers. If you haven't gotten the game yet and care about the story, don't read this. . .

MMORPGs and the idiots that play them[edit]

Runes of Magic is basically a free WoW clone. My main character is a mage20/priest16.

I had to complete a certain quest where a powerful wolf boss spawns and pretty much kills anything it touches.Seriously. Why does every intellectual property have to eventually become a massively multiplayer online game? . .

Magic the Gathering: Nightfall[edit]

Magic: the Gathering has been around a long time. A very, very long time. WotC (the company that makes it) has always made sure their cards don't get out of hand, at least most of the time. Until now. . . . .

PvE in PvP[edit]

Let's define some terms:

Player versus Player - a game type where an amount of players fights an equal amount of opposing players get teleported to pve to fight twenty or more fucking minions. . .

Idiots in Random Arenas[edit]

Let's play a game. It's called "Which one gives you dishonor!" Here's the first round:
A: AFKing a match.
B: Being the last person to die in RA because you run around instead of fighting.
C: Being reported by a leecher. . .

My notes[edit]

"blame your prot if shit dies"
You mean you're not supposed to do that anyway? --Jette User Jette awesome.png . .

Some funny images[edit]