User talk:Raine Valen/Musings/Dartboard

"Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing," and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what playing Guild Wars is like now."

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Discuss. is for Raine, etc. 02:33, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

True story. InfestedHydralisk 02:35, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

QFT. --67.240.88.57 03:07, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

So much effort, so little point. elix Omni 04:06, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

...what? ~Shard 04:13, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Idk if I want them to do a pvp update ever again, it just gets worse each time. Now we have necros spreading conds 2x faster than rangers and sins raping everything with rapity rape hexes and rapery rape chains. -- Tha Reckoning 10:19, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Qft. Doubt they'll read it. Sincerely, SylvXIII 05:42, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

You fool. All players shouldn't be given a fair chance based on the effort they put in; the bad ones should be given retardedly overpowered skills that take no effort to use so that they are MADE to be EQUAL to good players! You just want the bad players to fail because you're an evil social darwinist! You should BURN! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:24.73.164.54 (talk).

...Wait, wat? Morphy 11:58, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

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lol, anet –Jette 07:09, 24 June 2010 (UTC)