Guild:Internet Haet Machine
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[edit] Internet Haet Machine [Anon]
| Internet Haet Machine [Anon] | |
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| Territory | America |
| Language | English |
| Leader | Faer |
| Faction | Kurzick |
| Type | AFKing |
| Guild Hall | Imperial Isle |
| VoIP | TBA |
| IRC channel | #ATC on GameSurge |
| Webpage | N/A |
| Forums | N/A |
| Time zone | GMT -5 |
We play because we can. We win because you can't.
[edit] History
Internet Haet Machine [Anon] was formed in March of 2008 to be used as a sister guild of Girl Power Hour [Cook]. We're pretty much fantastic.
[edit] Our RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE List
This shall be a public record of the people we LOVE WITH FIERCE INTENSITY, for various reasons. You can thank Savio for generating the necessity for this list to exist.
- Savio Because he IS JUST SO EXTREMELY OMFG KEWT :3.
- Simath Because he's used to be always AFK when we needed A STATIONARY CHARACTER TO DANCE AROUND.
- Lemming Because he can't swim. Seriously, SUPER KAWAII DESU =^_^=
[edit] Recruitment
At some point in the future, [Anon] will be recruiting members. When this time comes, if you would like to apply, please be sure you accept the following conditions:
- You must not be easily offended.
- You must have otherwise thick skin.
- You must participate in scheduled play no less than once a month.
- You must know why Frenzy is better than just about any other skill you will ever use.
- You must know why Frenzied Defense is fucking terrible.
- You absolutely must have at least one character slot open for rolling PvP toons unless you have one RP character of each profession with all feasible sets of equipment and skills available to you at any given time.
- Similarly, you must be at, or somewhat close to, UAX. If you are not yet UAX, having 5-10k Balthazar Faction handy at any given time is recommended.
We are not accepting join requests currently.
[edit] Guild Leadership
Leader: Faer
Officer in charge of Lulz: Akuma
Officer in charge of Doom: <To be Chosen>
Officer in charge of Pants: <To be Chosen>
Current members interested in Officer positions should ask Faer very sweetly for a promotion.
[edit] Contact information
Parties interested in becoming a part of Internet Haet Machine [Anon] or wishing to know more about our purpose are encouraged to contact Faer with any questions, comments, or concerns they may have.
| Scars Meadows Alliance | |
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| Leader | Scars Meadows |
| Members | Fifteen Over Fifty • Girl Power Hour • Internet Haet Machine |
