Guild:Internet Haet Machine
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[edit] Internet Haet Machine [Anon]
| Internet Haet Machine [Anon] | |
|---|---|
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| Territory | America |
| Language | English |
| Leader | Faer |
| Faction | Kurzick |
| Type | Casual / PUG PvP |
| Guild Hall | Imperial Isle |
| VoIP | TBA |
| IRC channel | #ATC on GameSurge |
| Webpage | N/A |
| Forums | N/A |
| Time zone | GMT -5 |
We play because we can. We win because you can't.
[edit] History
Internet Haet Machine [Anon] was formed in March of 2008 to be used as a sister guild of Girl Power Hour [Cook], a PUG PvP guild under the leadership of Faer but technically belonging to Tiyuri of Wee Free Men and the #GWPickup IRC channel on the GameSurge network ([Cook] was formally a member of an alliance of guilds led by Tiyuri used for PUG GvG and teaching less experienced players how to PvP at a reasonable level). Due to many months of bad balance decisions by the development team, and general lack of interest in GW by the GWPickup Crew, pugging activities in [Cook] had all but ended; therefore, a small group of members from Scars Meadows [SMS] who were interested in breaking into what could be considered hardcore PvP attempted to bring [Cook] back as a serious ladder guild. However, because of timezone conflicts and pressing issues in the lives of various members, this plan never really took off, and [Cook] slowly fell apart once more.
It was then that the decision was made that [Cook] was doomed to be a nearly empty guild only used for escaping from other guilds in the alliance. So, in his infinite wisdom, and with an unprecedented optimistic vigor, Faer created Internet Haet Machine [Anon] and set out to find players interested in playing for lulz through victory, and individuals who were interested in PvPing (and the occasional "high-end" PvE ventures) but did not have the motivation required to play enough, or at the level required, to break into the top 100.
And, for now, this is where our History ends. What lies in the future is for us to decide.
[edit] Our Shit List
This shall be a public record of the people we want to destroy, for various reasons. You can thank Savio for generating the necessity for this list to exist.
- Savio Because he hates to haet.
- Simath Because he's always AFK when we need him the most.
- Lemming Because he can't swim. Seriously, WTF?
[edit] Recruitment
At some point in the future, [Anon] will be recruiting members. When this time comes, if you would like to apply, please be sure you accept the following conditions:
- You must not be easily offended.
- You must have otherwise thick skin.
- You must participate in scheduled play no less than once a month.
- You must know why Frenzy is better than just about any other skill you will ever use.
- You must know why Frenzied Defense is fucking terrible.
- You absolutely must have at least one character slot open for rolling PvP toons unless you have one RP character of each profession with all feasible sets of equipment and skills available to you at any given time.
- Similarly, you must be at, or somewhat close to, UAX. If you are not yet UAX, having 5-10k Balthazar Faction handy at any given time is recommended.
We are not accepting join requests currently. We're all too busy playing better games to care right now.
[edit] Contact information
Parties interested in becoming a part of Internet Haet Machine [Anon] or wishing to know more about our purpose are encouraged to contact Faer with any questions, comments, or concerns they may have.
| Scars Meadows Alliance | |
|---|---|
| Leader | Scars Meadows |
| Members | Fifteen Over Fifty • Girl Power Hour • Internet Haet Machine |
