User:Halogod35/Quotes

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  • Waste not, want not. -- Proverb
  • Scars are tattoos with better stories. -- Jordan Beery
  • The best offense is the best defense. -- Halogod35 20:20, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Fuck off is a command, not a personal assault. — Skakid HoHoHo 02:11, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • It's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't fucking matter. -- To-Mos
  • SP get's flamed. xD
  • Excuses are like assholes, we all have one and they stink. -- Unknown
  • The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the shadow of the moon and I have more faith in the shadow than in the Church. (Meaning the church said the earth was flat) -- Ferdinand Magellan
  • NO SHITTERS ON MY PAGE PL0X --217.44.68.161 17:01, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing/using (something)!
Person 2: Hey, I'm doing/using (something) too! Rock on!
Person 3: Fuck (something).
Person 4: lol internet. --75.71.67.5 03:04, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I forgot to take a shit. -- Halogod35 23:47, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Do you want an apple?
Apple stays for vitamins.
Vitamins stay for strength.
Strength stays for might.
Might stays for sex.
Sex stays for aids.
Aids stays for death.
Do you want one?
  • People in obsidian armor have more money than brain cells. -- Faust The Sinner
  • You are what you have. (Meaning your gender) -- Jordan Beery
  • Wtf that's a rainbow, you can't play a fucking rainbow! (Guitar Hero) -- Barrett Maxey
  • Skill balance is not a religion, you don't change the story whenever you've proven wrong. ~Shard Image:User Shard Sig Icon.png