User:Rust/Page (Err)Seven

Page (Err)Seven is a weekly feature (usually released on Wednesday or Thursday) written to chronicle the events happening within the PvP community, usually with an eye to events dubbed as 'e-drama' - the 'he said, she said' of the internet. Written by Rust (under the name Rustjive on forums), and billed as "a somewhat satirical, but a 100% true (maybe) sourceless gossip page", the column mimics a tabloid format with oversized headlines, documenting the hearsay and rumblings that usually is never reported and just passed on by word-of-mouth. Occasionally, a guest writer will write the column for the week. The column is released on multiple forums at the same time.

The writing typically is heavily sarcastic, prone to disparaging the subjects being reported on, with the justification that the subjects became brought it upon themselves to become the butt of jokes by taking an online game so seriously that they created 'drama'.

Typical columns have two or more 'major' happenings, given their own section, followed by a section of assorted happenings. In addition, to reflect the usual 'drama' contained within the first few sections, there is a section dedicated to routine PvP news - new guilds forming, players looking for guilds, etc.

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