Guild:Fury Of A Thousand Weasels (historical)

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Fury Of A Thousand Weasels [FTW]

Fury Of A Thousand Weasels [FTW]
File:Guild Fury Of A Thousand Weasels cape.jpg
Territory Europe
Language English and Afrikaans
Leader Bunny Horus
Faction Kurzick
Type Farming
Guild Hall Isle Of The Dead
Forums Will be up later
Time zone +2

Three years after the Sand Dragon awakened and took control of the Crystal Desert, the Order of Wispers found an ancient tome entitled "Furor M Minima Fera". Old linguists were able to narrow the translation to "Fury of a Thousand Small Animals". It recants the tale of a Guild formed before the great cataclism and its exploits as written by an old Monk called Bunny Horus. The Book of Weasel, as it later became known, was divided into chapters and paragraphs called Epiphanies. It served as an important insight into the lives of people in the Pre- and Post-Destroyer years.

Reading the Book of Weasel seems to indicate that the guild amassed a great fortune. BoW 3E45: "And low, from the dregs much was gained. From the worst the best was made. We carved from their sacrifice, our reward." Further research shows that the Guild was not only an association of rag-tag merchants and farmers. BoW 7E1: "Carry not greed alone, for a gold coin cannot mend a wound nor strike a man dead".

Bow 7E12: "Let thy deeds be known".

BoW 7E16: "Many threats conspire against us. We cannot stay our hands lest we wish to stay our lives. Draw your courage as you would draw a blade or a bow, and face that which calls. Give to the darkness that which it wishes to give unto you: Swift Death".

BoW 7E24: "The Factions war on. Would we but lend our lives, then mayhaps the Jaded Ones would be pushed back to their cursed sea. Stand fast and we may take their sea from them! Yet hold, for we are not the only who have amalgamated".

Guild Rules


Bow 8E12: "There are three basic Tenants which all Guild Members must follow:

1. No Member shall harm or disadvantage another.

2. No Member shall cheat (no using hax, bots, etc.).

3. No Members shall harm the reputation of the Guild.

Any of us who transgress shall suffer Punishment or Banishment".

It also appears from the text that they did allow buying and selling within the Guild. Although it is not required, a "Guildie Discount" was encouraged where appropriate.

How To Become An Officer


Bow 16E12: "Let not the Masses govern themselves. Though all are stars, some are suns. Therefore those who wish to stand above, must be willing and ambitious. Yet, for a sun to be a sun, it must shine. To shine one must:

A. Ensure that the Officer to Member ratio is correct. The ratio is 5:1. Should the ratio not be correct, the ambitious member will go and gather more under our banner.

B. Give me a loyal blade, and I will give you a position of great honor. No member will be promoted to Officer unless he has been in the Guild for a period of one week. This restriction may be lifted if the member displays a particular quality.

C. A leader must be able to lead by example. He must be able to guide and assist other members.

Should the recuirements be met, a member will be elevated above his peers".

Welcome to new members

BoW 21E2: "To the new, we wish welcome. May you be favored in every endevour"

Contact information

Guild Leader:

  • Bunny Horus

Officers:

  • Your Name Here?

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