Guild:Wts Felix (historical)

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Wts Felix [Free]

Wts Felix [Free]
Guild Wts Felix Cape featuring Dave.png
Territory America
Language English
Faction Kurzick
Type PvE
No. of members 30
Guild Hall Druid's Isle

Wts Felix [Free] is a break-away guild hailing from Knights of Numenor [LOTR]. A band of hopeless orphan children, looking for a place of refuge from the invading forces, imposing already-lost battles. The subtle whispers between the freedom-seekers echoed throughout the familiar guild hall. One incredibly wily character hailing from the said hall became fed up with such indecisiveness and lack of progress. This lone individual charged into Kaineng Center and told the others of the happenings. Thus, Wts Felix [Free] was born.

Why would you want to sell Felix?

Felix, the name of our old guild leader turned new guild co-leader, was the butt of every joke. Uttering lines matching the brilliance of "quite pancake." and not being able to spell 'gurl', Felix became the person everyone loved to poke fun at. Oh, do not fret, dear readers, he dished out twice as much as he endured. After shedding blood, choking back tears, and some intense (if not hysterical) brainstorming sessions, that previously mentioned wily character created the name. Wts Felix [Free] was that name, Wts Felix [Free] is that name.


!IMPORTANT!
Felix enjoys being called the following names:
Feelicks, Shelix, Wigger, Taco Bell Employee of the Month, Bimbo, and Felixy The Cat.

Contact information

If you would like to buy Felix, or just pester him, contact Freezor Hellsong or Achyls Deas in the game.