User:Aliceandsven/Custom Skills/Cranberry & Raspberry Juice
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Skill. Regain all of your health and energy. The apothecary lied, telling you it was purely berry juice, when it fact it was divine ambrosia with artificial sweeteners. You are now amazing, and you deal +100 love and smexiness. In addition, you are free to be a dick and chase women around disguised as various animals. If you are female, you are free to be a dick and chase men around disguised as various types of animals. This skill ends the next time you burp or sneeze.