User:Master Pedo Bear/Intro

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Introduction

My name is Master Pedo Bear, ?? years old. My relationship with Guild Wars can best be described as love/hate! I first started playing during the WPE for Prophecies. I started playing with a warrior, Monkey Seven. Years later, she doesn't exist! Or maybe that's what she wants you to think...

Oh...I'm afraid it's been signed...

Something something something darkside something something something complete...

Currently Working On (but don't really care about):

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Profit???
I don't even know anymore!!! What the hell is the point of all of this?!
  • My paragon, Hawt Tiara Action.
    <abandoned like a kitten in a basket on a cold, rainy day!>
  • Adopting all the homeless children in Elona...
    <For less than 1g a day, this child can have a warm, cuddly bear. So please, open a trade window right now. FEEL GUILTY IF YOU DON'T, YOU HEARTLESS B**T**DS!>

Master Pedo Bear