User:TheOriginalTeddyBear
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About Me: My real name is Chris, but in game most people call me "Teddy". I've been playing Guild Wars for nearly five years. I've played all professions and I currently have one of every profession type EXCEPT for Paragon.
 Lost Teddy Bear 
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Some skills I've made up for Guild Wars:
* File:"Victory is Mine!".jpg "Daddy No!" - Elite Summon. For 8...22 seconds your alcoholic dad beats target foe like he used to beat you when you were a child.
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"RAGE!" - Shout. For 10...30...60...120...480...800 seconds, the next time you fail you are instantly transported to Hello Kitty Island.
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"Word of Killing" - Elite Skill. Steal 5...81...100 Health from Target foe. Steal an additional 30...98...115 Health if Target foe is above 50% Health.
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"Enjoy Ur Ban" - Hammer Attack. If you're feeling douchey enough, target user is banned for 24 hours.
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"Noob Question" - Enchantment Spell. For 6...18 seconds, the next time a member of your alliance asks for a run, that user's copy of Guild Wars is auto-un-installed.
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This users favorite GM is Gaile Gray. |
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This user is a dedicated member of X Legion of Doom X. |
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This user is an ally of the Shining Blade. |
