User talk:Dandy/Archive 4

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The sexual stuff

Hey, could you cut down on the sex-speak and whatnot? Stuff like User talk:Chaos Messenger/Me, User talk:Rhonin Soren#Dear Mr. Rhonin Soren., User talk:J.P.#Owut., and User talk:Chaos Messenger/Archive 3#Halo. That also applies to whoever else was involved in those discussions or reads this comment. I don't really care whether you're gay, straight, bi, or mysterious, it's not something I want to be seeing on the wiki continuously and engrained in every comment. We get it - you're into 'excitement', let's stop shouting it from the rooftops. -- pling User Pling sig.png 19:31, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

His wicked
Sense of humour
Suggests
Exciting sex!
His fingers
They focus on her
Touches
He's Venus as a boy
He believes in a beauty
He's Venus as a boy
He's exploring
The taste of her
Arousal
So accurate
He sets off
The beauty in her
He's Venus
Venus as a boy
He believes in a beauty
He's Venus as a boy
---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Also, I'll be good. If I remember, that is, but the habit is quite deep stuck in. Also also, half of those don't count ;o ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:47, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
so if i get this correctly the habit of being gay is stuck deep inside you? that really made me lol tough. Rhonin Soren 20:11, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
Eccentric and over-sexual behavior isn't related to gayness to the least. Ask Wyn, I just have issues. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
wel not always but often. or it points to sexual frustration. Don't tempt me I might do that you know Rhonin Soren 20:26, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
I started one of those btw. Not his fault. →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 22:34, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that discriminating based on sexuality (regardless of what type of sexuality) is illegal in the real world. Obviously, that's not true on the internet, but limiting Chaos' ability to express himself sexually seems to be in direct violation of the ethics of really any tolerant human being. If it's not hurting anyone else, I don't see the problem.
However, I could be biased, because for the last month I've worked with gender-confused and trans-gender teenagers at a clinic. Still....it seems like if something is illegal in real life, the wiki would at least be a little wary of it (especially considering the shit you guys went through just for CheckUser). Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 23:21, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
Actually, after looking at all those links, it appears that everyone else just played along with Chaos and had absolutely no problem with what he was saying. I'm starting to think you're a homophobe, Pling. That's fucking ridiculous. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 23:23, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
I lol'd. It's as if nobody thinks that Chaos is actually GAY.
Yea, I said it, if you haven't gotten the hint yet, he likes penises and poros. --dark chaos 23:26, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure we ALL like penises and poros. Chaos just likes them more than most people--TahiriVeila 23:40, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
True, =/ dark chaos kawaii 23:47, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
All this "hey look I'm a nerdy virgin who tries too hard at being a troll and use sex speak in every edit" just makes me facepalm and my head hurts now, the thing is barely disruptive but unfunny, immature and 90,6% irrelevant. Then we have kj being such a rebellious teenager who has to fight any admin who's just doing their job. How does asking chaos to tone it down make pling a homophobe? 6/10 to you? Consider growing up. -Cursed Angel Q.Q 23:55, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
Don't be hatin' the gay fags, they need loving too. :3 →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 00:01, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
Lol@ironyofCAcallin'meatrollwhiletrolling Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 00:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
You have some cute conceptions, but I ask you to stay out of this. I don't feel any urge to prove you wrong. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 06:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I'll have to agree with Pling on this one...on why is it being posted on the wiki? I myself am bi-sexual and would never post something like that on the wiki. Not because I feel I shouldn't but its more a personal thing. The wiki is for documenting the game not fantasizing about things. That's what IM's are for. And the witch hunt claim/homophone claim is not valid (it just seems that way). Pretty much it's just not the right place. I am not saying gays/bi/what not should not post there feelings here, it's not the first time such things happened on the wiki (last time the wiki debated on this it was because the posting where damn near porno). --Dominator Matrix 06:39, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
This isn't the case, and people shouldn't make an unserious thing seem serious, except for maybe in the sense of the "offense". I mean that people interpret jokes as the one below as fully serious comments, or if not the comments themself, then the supposed feelings in them.
It's on the wiki because user talks don't actually have any smart purpose, personally I don't care what's found in the user space unless it's a direct violation of NPA. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 06:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
That's cool, but you're not in charge here. So maybe you should care about what Pling and the others care about. Otherwise I might have to kneecap you. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 06:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't even think most people cared about it before people were starting to get banned and Pling told me to stop, but if people actually think it's such a serious deal, I'll try and limit those all too sexually suggestive remarks to normal level. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:01, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
Normal is subjective :o. haiiii chaos. 98.248.90.248 09:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
Hello. I myself despise most things regular. It's not always very good, but I work on that. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:06, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Dear Chaos

If I ever go to Finland, you get a hotel room and I'll bring the lube. kekekeke?--TahiriVeila 05:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

That doesn't sound like a very fair deal. I'll be sure to come up with something, though. Something creative. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 06:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
Will it involve lube?--TahiriVeila 13:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
"I'll bring the lube."
Most definitely. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 13:56, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Its Tomoro.

Get a weapon Now'ish.judging in the next 5 hours.--Neil2250 , Render Lord User Neil2250 sig icon5.jpg 15:34, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I pretty much opened paint and lol'd at what I'm doing. We'll see then, though. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 17:22, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

My Contest

Guess What :D

User Neil2250 Bronze Mantis.jpg This User Came 3rd in One of Neil2250's Contests.


When do you want your small amount of prizes?

--Neil2250 , Render Lord User Neil2250 sig icon5.jpg 19:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Had I gotten any above 3rd I would've lol'd irl for ages. Do I get in game stuffs? ^________^ Name is Chaos Messenger. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Also, I'm logging in to GWs for that. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Fuck Portal

Pants. Off. Now. I'm not as cute as I usually am when I get angry. Thanks! NuVII User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg 21:49, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll volunteer? :3--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 22:44, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
So... I stick my genitalia into the portal and.... they appear on the other side? Feels cold and metallic, where could this be? ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 22:54, 6 March 2010 (UTC)


I think the meaning of life is to learn and enjoy and that shiz, so let's ditch that. Anyone got better philosophical questions? Psychological ponderings work too. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 07:10, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

If you're a male and get a sex change, and then get fucked up the ass, are you gay? 98.248.90.248 07:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
[1] or something. No. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 07:19, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

I got chased by christan zombies. What the fuck is wrong with me? →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 07:22, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

My guess would be histrionic personality disorder. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 07:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
3 days and that shit. Tell me, do you believe in God? :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 08:55, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
I do. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 09:04, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
What do you think? →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 17:51, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
I wouldn't be very surprised, but 'tis unlikely. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 18:11, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
Well I don't. →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 07:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Stranger things have happened both / before and after noon ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 07:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I got a simple question for you! Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? -Cursed Angel Q.Q 21:12, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer! Anymore the eviscerate executioners strike spike dont work but its fairly effective. very weak against any type of anti-melee and shock is a costly interrupt skill. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:15, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
I fucking lol'd at CA's terrible grammar.. --dark chaos i love chaos 21:17, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
It was a quote- Ariyen, I think. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 21:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
No, people are fraidycats, they've never been that far :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 21:35, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
They were both quotes. CA's quote was Ariyen. My quote was Mizzouman (or w/e). Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:54, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
anymore the mizzouman shock axe quote is old but fairly funny. very bad when told uncivilized gwwrs and this is an old meme. kk :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 21:57, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
lol so sure? ^^ [2] -Cursed Angel Q.Q 22:04, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
They were both memes. CA's quote was Anon. My quote was Mizzouman (or w/e). kk. Nobody cares. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 22:12, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
Another example of why Ariyen is the most successful troll on GWW. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 22:19, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

What is the best approach to dominating someone, in the sense of psychological advantage? ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 22:12, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

Bend them with guilt and shame. Remorse is almost as strong as fear, and a hell of a lot more practical. User Raine R.gif is for Raine, etc. 22:24, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
In the case of a (at least somewhat complete) stranger? ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 06:53, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Be me. Misery 07:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Misery is pro bondage. She pulls perfect dominatrix roles.
Also, geeks fail at human minds ^__^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:00, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Part of the trick is at least to give as little reads of yourself while gaining as many reads of the other as possible. Trust is good, fear can be either good or bad. Figure out their thought processes, because human thought processes pretty much always follow common paths, understand how they think, that crap, then give the other person the impression of you understanding him/her. As long as you're not all too feared, you can do pretty much whatever you want with the person. School is often a bad environment for this. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:00, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Misery's birthday

There you go. - Reanimated X 09:13, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

:> I figured it'd be there. Thanks. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)