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Anyone want a ME2 code for the PC?

I have a spare and don't need it. Karate Jesus 18:32, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Me, best buddy. elix Omni 18:34, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Get on MSN and I'll toss you a code. Oh, and I might have more stuff like this in the future. Working for a game company gets me a lot of random swag. I think it's to make up for the income. Karate Jesus 18:37, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

ME2? -- Tha Reckoning 18:39, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Nvm, google was actually helpful this time. -- Tha Reckoning 18:40, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Felix! Hurry up, bro. Also, I may have more than one by the end of the day, so I want to get rid of it. Karate Jesus 18:44, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

You can hook me up if you get more than one =D -- Tha Reckoning 18:52, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

If Felix doesn't get on in 5 mins, I'll just give it to you and see if I get another for him. Add me on MSN, if you haven't already. Karate Jesus 18:56, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

I'm on MSN! Or rather, I have been the whole time. Did you never accept the request from my new-ish account? elix Omni 18:59, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

MSN has changed so that you don't get notified now if someone adds you (happened with me and a few friends =v). Or at least it was like that for a while. ~ PheNaxKian talk 19:10, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Maybe it still is. I didn't get an invite, but enjoy the code anyway! Karate Jesus 19:11, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

(Reset indent) I don't see your thingamawhatsit on the userpage anyway. If I ever find it I'll add you, almost nobody I like to talk to is ever on MSN. -- Tha Reckoning 19:20, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

I think it's on my PvX page. Karate Jesus 19:27, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Portal 2 will be cross-platform (PC and PS3)

And I'm probably getting it, so if anyone wants to play with me, let me know. People who buy the PS3 version will get a free digital copy too, so I'll probably pop it in my laptop for business trips and play it on my PS3 at home. Karate Jesus 19:59, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

talk to me on msn moar babe <3--TahiriVeila 20:03, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

I'll hop on MSN when I get home from work. It'll be a bit late. Hey, have you been drinking a lot lately? Your offline messages seem to be soaked in ethanol and tears of horny shame. Or is that just me? Karate Jesus 20:06, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Lots of alcohol yes. I actually pushed past the post-breakup man-whore stage a couple months back and now I hardly find anyone attractive!--TahiriVeila 21:26, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

I missed out on the man-whore phase? Damnit. That's my favorite part. Also, good news, I just found out I'm getting Portal 2 for free. Karate Jesus 22:39, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Hook your bestest best internet pal in the whole world up? And yes, you missed the man-whore stage b/c you were too busy having a real life and not talking to me on msn <3--TahiriVeila 05:35, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

Well, damnit. And I'll see if I can get an extra PC code. I doubt it, but you never know. Karate Jesus 02:06, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

Karate this is Kronix xxx. Do you play Call of Duty Black Ops? My user id is LOTUSKICK. Let me know, thanks!--71.234.72.228 18:56, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

So I realized today that I still haven't actually played portal, i just watched my friend beat the last level on his xbox. Any chance you have extra download keys lying around or do I need to shell out 15 bucks for a digital copy?--TahiriVeila 03:06, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Steam was giving out Portal for free for like a month last year. It's your own damn fault. elix Omni 03:10, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

c, biggles already reamed me out for not getting on it then.--TahiriVeila 03:43, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

way to go. Also, I thought preorder portal 2 on steam gets you a redeem code for portal 1? Just look for anyone that's preordering it, most likely all of them have portal 1 anyways. jew. MAFARAXAS 06:08, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Cheers thanks maffles! Sorry about your vacation =( If it's any consolation I don't think why likes me very much either =\--TahiriVeila 15:11, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

It doesn't have a whole lot to do with liking, tbh. And I've got a copy of Portal lying around, so feel free to send me your steam-ID and I'll send it over. Unless there's an easier way of sharing that stuff. I'm bad at Steam, if that's even possible. >_> — Why 15:19, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Hurray! gimme a few minutes to set up a steam account.--TahiriVeila 15:20, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Managed to send it to the email you used for GWW, tell me if it works :) — Why 15:33, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Worked perfectly, thank you kindly!--TahiriVeila 15:34, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

any1 else have a spare copy? :) --Nick123 17:21, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late to this. I might have a few spare digital codes soon, but I don't yet. I've only gotten 2 console versions and a couple of digital codes that I've given to friends. I'll see what I can get over the next week or so. I think I may have a code or two for Portal 1 lying around my office somewhere. Karate Jesus 19:02, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Do you play black ops KJ? I'm awaiting your response still-kronix xxx--75.69.188.64 02:10, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Nope. I played Modern Warfare 1 and 2, but I just couldn't reconcile the rushed quality of the game with the online multiplayer. It just didn't balance out enough for me. I liked the first MW, and 2 was ok, but Black Ops was just bad. Oh, and feeding the Activision monster has never appealed to me. Karate Jesus 03:51, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

P.S. The irony that I feed the EA monster isn't lost on me. Karate Jesus 03:51, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

P.P.S. And it could just be that I'm really tired of shooters. Eventually, they all start to run together. I'm honestly waiting for someone to just release a game called "Generic First Person Shooter" where you play as a space marine special operative who has the save the earth from alien terrorists because of some incredibly vague yet undeniably threatening circumstances (i.e., world domination, human enslavement, they're stealing all of our steroids and the muscly guys are pissed, etc.). Oh, and at the end of the game some deus ex machina drops from the bloody heavens to save the day.....at least until the sequel. Karate Jesus 03:51, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Well there is always Bulletstorm... The ultimate copy of CoD........ I have to say it is a fairly good game and it could always be the next best seller-it still had to make CoD look like crap in a parody they made to heighten purchases, Duty Calls-if this isn't what you were looking for in a game my bad but it is basically aliens attacking and you use futuristic weaponary to kill them. It has a multiplayer online part that is similar to CoD but it is more of an all out war than tactical movements.--kronix xxx--75.69.188.64 04:26, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Bulletstorm was produced in direct competition to Duke Nukem, not Call of Duty (even though the ads and internet-minigame would have you think differently). Duke Nukem just didn't release on time, which ended up being a good thing for Bulletstorm. Karate Jesus 03:35, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Did you find a spare copy in the end? thanks :) --Nick123 14:39, 7 May 2011 (UTC)

PSN outage theories anyone?

Personally, I like the debugged consoles theory. It makes the most sense to me. Only Sony is stupid enough to sacrifice their reputation, stock stability, and relationship with gamers/developers in order to prevent people from getting their stuff for free.

And now, because of all this publicity, the process to debug a PS3 is everywhere and I've even heard that debugged PS3's can access the network right now. Karate Jesus 03:46, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Outage as in downage? For my entire state, and for all I know the worldmay very well have the problem of the PSN being down. I had a whole paragraph ready to tell you all and then this interruption of an edit conflict happened so I'll make it short. The games Black Ops, Portal 2, Socom 4, and Bulletstorm are of the best for playstation.--kronix xxx--75.69.188.64 03:55, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

well then in the case of that my ps3 is probably bugged....I am unable to access the network. What is this talk Of people being able to?--kronix xxx--75.69.188.64 03:58, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Wait....you can access the network? It's been down for 5 days. Have you had access to it the whole time? Karate Jesus 04:48, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Was wondering why I couldn't get on PSN when I was at my parent's place this weekend.--TahiriVeila 04:58, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, it's gone down like a hooker from Taiwan when offered a $100 bill. Long and hard.

I think the debugged thing may be true. Anon is still trying to claim that it's a server issue, but that wouldn't require a rebuild of the servers. Karate Jesus 05:00, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

This is why PC is the superior gaming machine...! </console bash> I don't own a PS3... but I used to buy PSP games from PSN. To me, it just seems pretty likely for Sony to say it's not their fault their system went down. But then again, it might've been some individual anons causing this outage. You remember PS3 root key leaking out, could they be related anyhow? 62.197.173.242 07:39, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

[1] 62.197.173.242 10:46, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

No I have not been able to, and I am pissed off about it...stupid hackers...and the thing says it'll be down till end of next week........:(--kronix xxx--75.69.188.64 19:56, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Last thing I read on AOL news, it is down for good. -- Large 20:18, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Indefinitely =/= forever. It's supposed to be back up by next Tuesday at the earliest. Probably closer to the end of the week, though. P.S. Sony has lost thousands and is slated to lose millions-to-billions. Forbes predicted $24 billion, which seems rather high. Karate Jesus 21:43, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

This flux shit is absolute LOLz

TK people just told me about it. Basically they're month-long global effects for PvP. Stuff like hexes last 25% longer/shorter, weapons attack 10% faster, players have 33% moar health and deal 33% moar damage, etc. I'm loling at how terrible it's gonna be.--TahiriVeila 21:32, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about. Karate Jesus 21:44, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

It's an update planned for today to go out with the birthday stuff. There's gonna be a different global effect that applies to all players through pvp and they'll change the effect each month. Will be stuff that modifies stats/damage/recharges etc. One of the first will be like a permanent version of VoD (33% moar damage, 33% less health). Some of the other global mods are things like weapons attack 10% faster, hexes will laster 25% longer, etc. It's fucking dumb.--TahiriVeila 21:46, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I just read it. Sounds retarded. 6 warriors in GvG lulz kind of retarded. Karate Jesus 21:49, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

And Razah can change profession now? Isn't that a bit late (and lazy)? Karate Jesus 21:53, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Wth is GW these days men elix Omni 21:55, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

No idea. I haven't played it in a month or so now anyway. I just don't care anymore. I try to, but I just don't. Karate Jesus 22:02, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Random thought: Did the mutual friends thing sound odd to anyone else at first? All I could think was that Facebook Connect must be right around the corner.

"Isn't it nice to know where your friends are in the game? But what about real life? Stalk your friends! Guild Wars: now with Facebook Connect! Sign up now and get a bonus weapon for Guild Wars 2!" Karate Jesus 22:09, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Lol is all I have to say...and to the new update: Stupid mother:/;&$"/ people don't know what the H E double hockey sticks they are doing...--kronix xxx--75.69.188.64 03:10, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Watching a Q&A with the TOR writers at SDCC. Video Game writers are fucking creeps. Come talk to me on MSN sometime, I miss your bearded face =(

Yeah, some of them are. I work with some now. I would sign in, but I can't remember my password - Karate Jesus 76.187.231.242 18:42, 16 December 2011 (UTC)