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Get on msn. Please. Also, why do I sign when I proxy? Iffy PS: how was your ban?

It was nice. I actually got some work done. Had an interesting convo with an Anet employee after the ban too :D But that's a MSN convo, not suited for judging wiki-ears. Karate Jesus 20:47, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Hello Jesus. Please forgive my sins. NuVII 20:48, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Karate Jesus doesn't forgive sins.....he kicks their asses -.- Karate Jesus 20:49, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

I too like to kick the asses of sins. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 21:01, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Pling, just a heads up, you can leave the comments made on my talk page if you'd rather not revert every single time. I'll come back later and remove any unnecessary spam (should have done the same thing 3 days ago, tbh). Karate Jesus 20:58, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Ding goes pling's RC trolling :>

(rc) MY KARATE JESUS he has resurrected to save my sins.... LOL- Zesbeer 22:31, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Guardian Moss

Where were you farming? I found them pretty easy to get by killing Seacrash, Elder Guardian over and over. (Not that I needed more, I already had 12.) Vili 点 01:07, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

I might try that. I was just farming every one I could find in the area. I even killed the boss several times....but never got one. Hopefully, you're right. Karate Jesus 01:13, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

Killed him 11 times so far. Got 1. Karate Jesus 02:07, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

Up to 20 now. Still just the 1.....this sucks. Karate Jesus 02:21, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

About XTH

Gettin' visa to USA also takes less time. Belive me you can w8 for ages for it :p User:Siguardius 22:33, 10 November 2009 (GMT+1)

Feel free to add it. If it's under 7 months, then technically it takes less time. Karate Jesus 21:41, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

Nice list..but I'm fairly sure Duke Nukem took more then forever (that's not a pun). That said, by the time XTH is fixed we will be a few months further. Also, the Manhatten project should be added. (A-bomb, I think it was.) Harrier 09:53, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

So naive, so naive... Titani Ertan 10:41, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

Awesomeness

Your Userpage has been elected for awesomeness and has won as the second candidate on this Wiki!
Your winning entry:
User_talk:Karate_Jesus/KJ's_XTH_List

Congratulation! Please, allow me to offer you a firm handshake!
Jonny10 11:11, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

That picture made me soil my pants. NuVII 11:58, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

I thought that was Joel McHale at first. Sexy and thanks! Karate Jesus 15:37, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

Joel McHale? Huh, that picture more looks like a mud-fighter in the LOGO homosexual network. Kalizaaaaaaah

Look at the history of the image. He changed it. Karate Jesus 04:15, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

You ever notice that...

Erasculio has turned into a nicely toned one string banjo? I actually believe he surpasses me in that field. Ya post something about people losing interest in something and there's this speech saying "it stand within reason that Arena Net should not waste their time speaking about long lasting plans, but instead focus on doing, not talking." I don't think they're doing the "doing" part of that line, personally.

You make a comment about people losing the "suspense" part of the Waiting Game quest Regina was saying Linsey was hoping to create... to which I have lost interest in because... let's face it, there's nothing to actually hold the suspense, and it proves his point about... I'm not even sure anymore. I mean, I don't know about you but there's building suspense... leaving things just stall (and losing the suspense) ... or just dropping the ball.

I used to like Erasculio, a bit of push and pull was nice in discussion.. you know a bit of passion to the discussion, even started to like his self-rightous bravado, but now he's more of an anti-this-and-that person that I've portrayed myself to be. And that's kinda sad.

Lastly, your list is nice. I lol'ed. ~~000.00.00.00~~ 05:52, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Lol, thanks. And I think all of us eventually become a broken record here. There's a group that will always defend Anet, regardless of what they do. There's a group that will always go "logic logic LOGIC". There's a group that will always question Anet's motives and results. And then...there's the large majority that just doesn't give a fuck anymore. I'm starting to fall more into the last group, tbh. Karate Jesus 16:51, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

What am I KJ my very good friend? Misery 17:11, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Just plain misery. 209.107.217.16 17:12, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Misery's sexual tenacity could not possibly be limited to one category. Karate Jesus 17:17, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

I don't care much either, I just do what I like to do in the game. Though that list is getting shorter.-- anguard 17:19, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

While this list gets longer :D Karate Jesus 17:21, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Maybe this page is worth a watch, it is sometimes amusing. Misery 17:24, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Misery's amusement amuses me. Karate Jesus 17:33, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

I've had KJ on watch for a while now, cause we're both from texas, and the idea of Karate Jesus kicks ass, the pic on the userpage drew me in. -- Tha Reckoning File:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg 02:25, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Shit list

So, troll remorse huh? NuVII 18:42, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Hmm? Oh, I was just bored and thought it would be funny. Karate Jesus 18:44, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Unfunny when it lasts 30 minutes. NuVII 19:07, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Don't really care, tbh. *shrug* Karate Jesus 19:15, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Troll trolling on a subject that is only questionably trolling. Gtfo; KJ's list is hilarious. 141.165.171.194 21:34, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday

--68.163.147.179 00:06, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

happy birthday even if it is a day early were i live.- Zesbeer 02:04, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations. - J.P.Talk 02:06, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy birthday- I don't want to check the birthday project so this might be a day early or late, but whatever. elix Omni 02:34, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy birthday Taros 02:48, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday. -- riyen ♥ 03:50, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Isn't Christmas Eve Jesus' day?--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 03:52, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

He's on the japanese ninja calendar. ~Shard 03:53, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy birthday. May you die from herpes this year! Titani Ertan 05:48, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

These people don't love you like I do. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 05:53, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Hi KJ. Misery 08:07, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday! -- Cyan 14:28, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday Suit Day! de Kooning 15:22, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

:D Karate Jesus 15:30, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Is your bday the 19th? -- Tha Reckoning File:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg 19:06, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

20th. :D Karate Jesus 19:12, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Mine's the 19th =D Happy Bday KJ -- Tha Reckoning File:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg 19:13, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

The Mantis wishes you a happy birthday too--Neil2250 . 20:00, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

omg how ever could i have missed ur birthday by FOUR FUCKING DAYS.

happy belated birthday u mofo ¤Dark ';~;' Chaos¤

yo, jesus

are you familiar with the phrase "broken record"? Vili 点 21:43, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

You spin me 'round like record?--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 21:47, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

Why yes, I am :D Karate Jesus 22:03, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

NCSoft password change

How long before you changed your password and then tried to log in? I'm wondering if there is a delay between changing it and the game knowing. Did you get two "your password has been changed" emails from NCSoft? -- FreedomBound 16:37, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

About an hour. The site says that you should be able to log-in "immediately" and yes I got two "your password has been changed" emails. As soon as I saw that I contacted support and they got back to me fast. I was obviously hacked. Karate Jesus 16:42, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Did support confirm you were hacked? Were items missing or characters deleted?--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 16:44, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm still not able to get into my account, but yes they have confirmed that I was hacked. Karate Jesus 16:44, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Terribly sorry. Hopefully they didn't get to everything before support had a chance to lock your account. -- FreedomBound 16:45, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

That makes me nervous...Adrin and I were strongly encouraged to change ours last night and did so. I hope the girls are still in one piece when I get home tonight.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 16:46, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Knowing my luck, I'm sure they got most of my stuff. And Yas, I hope your account is fine too. Don't panic or anything, I have a tendency of being insanely unlucky. Karate Jesus 16:48, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

...KJ :O ... if u ever get on your account again,ill be happy to help re-claim some stuff.--Neil2250 16:50, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Meh, let's just hope it wont come to that. I just hope I didn't lose any characters. I'll probably just quit playing if that happened :/ Karate Jesus 16:51, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

(edit conflict) I guess whats happened is gold farmers have bought all kinds of email addresses and passwords from various gaming sites related to GW (not guru though, that was the first one I asked about) and they just put in the email and password to see if they match. 90% of them are the same password so the hackers get right in. Thank god none of my passwords are the same...its a pain in the ass when I have to stop to think, but in the end I guess it was a good idea.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 16:53, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

My passwords are extremely different for everything I use and the email I used for GW was only used for GW. I don't use it for anything else and it wasn't posted on any gaming site. Karate Jesus 16:56, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Btw, if your account is locked, will the log-in screen tell you when you try to log in to it? Karate Jesus 17:04, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Pretty sure you'd get an error code (045). -- FreedomBound 17:17, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Right now its just giving me the normal, "Your account information didn't match" thing..... Karate Jesus 17:19, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I know you would get the error code if the password matched, I assume you wouldn't if it did not. Got any banned friends? Ask them to try and access their account with the wrong password, I guarantee they won't get the ban message and an account lock is essentially a ban with a different reason. Misery 17:21, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Well, good. That takes a little bit off my mind. Karate Jesus 17:22, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

You're sure you were using a different password and email for your account? Most of the people I know who've been hacked have used one of their primary emails as their login, along with a related password of some kind. Most of the people I know who haven't been hacked don't participate on any Guild Wars sites outside of the various wikis. ··· Danny Pew Pew 18:13, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure. I use a different password for every single thing I do, and they're all unrelated. And the email I use to log-in is not used for anything else....at all. Karate Jesus 18:43, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

That's bullshit...Anet needs more security or KJ had a virus, which om sure ur not that stupid

For the past three months, all i have read about is people getting hacked and losing everything.

i dont believe the gamer is the problem...¤Dark ';~;' Chaos¤ 20:13, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Another guy just posted on Gaile's page that the same thing happened (changed his password, went to login, and it had been changed). Something's wrong with this picture. -- FreedomBound 20:36, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

^ and tbh, I'm not a complete fuck up with computers. I dual boot W7 and various Linux systems (depending on what computer I'm on) and have all kinds of virus protection. :/ Karate Jesus 20:38, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Because I have nothing of value and don't care, I'm tempted to go change my password to see if I get hacked. No one knows my in game email and for testing purposes I could make a 50 character password if I wanted. Misery 21:13, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm considering doing the same, on a spare/empty account. KJ, when you changed your password, did you follow the link from the game, or navigate to the site by some other method (search/typing in the address, etc.)? -- FreedomBound 21:15, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

From the game. Karate Jesus 21:16, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Your idea is better Freedom... especially considering my keys are all back in New Zealand and some of campaigns were gifts my brother purchased for my account using his credit card after I logged in. Yes, it's a strange way to give a gift to just flash a credit card and say "Happy birthday, you have factions now, log in please", but another way has not been made. Misery 21:20, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Hey KJ, exact same thing happened to my officer’s account. It sucks; I hope your account is in some form of a recoverable state. In his case it is blatantly a security breach at NCsoft, he only has access to the internet at my house on his laptop and he only does two things on it, play GW and WoW. We found a password reset email from NCsoft and had a "wtf" moment (we have antispyware precautions ect). Once again, my best hopes are with you Frozenwind 21:31, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Frozenwind, but I sincerely doubt I'll be seeing any of my stuff back. I just hope they don't delete the characters. And my case should be obvious too, unless someone hacked me in the 15 second interval of time between me changing my password and checking GW. Karate Jesus 21:37, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I will donate many zkeys to the "KJ Needs More Torment Weapons" fund. The best way around getting hacked is making sure everything you own is either unsalvageable or worthless to salvage and customized. That is why all of my Torment weapons are customized. :> I am curious about what went on with that password reset email. I've never gotten an email from NCsoft that I wasn't expecting. Could be impersonators? From what little poking around I've done on the NCsoft site, it looks pretty solid. (That said, I don't know a whole lot about poking around aside from some PHP tricks.) ··· Danny Pew Pew 21:45, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Tbh, I kinda feel sorry for the hackers. The only good shit I owned was a bunch of destro weapons and tormented weapons and every one of them was customized......so, they didn't exactly get much. Karate Jesus 21:47, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Oh...wait, I forgot. I had a r11 silverwing on my ranger. Awwwwweeeessssooommmmeeee. Karate Jesus 21:49, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Silverwings suck anyway. Get a Dryad Bow this time. Also, if it was customized then the best they could've gotten was Wood Planks, and I would be kinda surprised if a hacker could be bothered salvaging for those. ··· Danny Pew Pew 21:58, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I wouldn't be. I had a friend get hacked two weeks ago and they salvaged EVERYTHING that was customized; including his armor, weapons, etc. Karate Jesus 22:04, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

A friend of mine got hacked recently, but he told me he only lost gold, ectos and FoW armor. he still have otehr elite armors and rare weapons.--Sharkinu 22:20, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) I would think that it would depend on how long they have access to your account. They're going to go for the easy stuff first, gold, ectos, things that salvage into ectos. Then, if they have time, they'll strip everything else down, in order of value. Someone posted (I think at guru?) that all their characters were stripped, except for one, that ended up as a bot in Bergen Hotsprings as a 55 Monk. They had access to that account for weeks, IIRC. -- FreedomBound 22:51, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I blame all the ebay golsd buyers for this. Seriously, no joke., They are gold farmers who hack these accounts.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 22:56, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I blame Anet/NCSoft for having terrible account security. Karate Jesus 23:10, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

hey now, reggie said they were working on it and will have a real solution to increase account security. it can't be anet or ncsoft's fault. -Auron 23:20, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes! How could I ever have doubted them. All my worries are gone now and sunshine just flew out of my ass into the lower atmosphere creating the most spectacular rainbow. At the end of the rainbow, little ass leprechauns dance and sing songs of merriment about Anet and also there are 70 virgins and angels and clouds and stuff. Karate Jesus 23:23, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

So, I tried it. Seems to have worked fine. We'll see if I still have access to the account tomorrow. If so, maybe I'll try another browser, or something. KJ, after resetting this, I noticed that you're notified in the emails of the IP address used to change the password... Were all of your emails listing the same IP address? -- FreedomBound 00:07, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

sup bro, don't mess with anet or your account gets hacked Vili 点 01:45, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Yea.....I'm an idiot. I wish I'd noticed sooner that GW allows you to type way more than 13 characters for your password.....and NCSoft doesn't. Karate Jesus 04:37, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Glad you got this resolved.  — Tennessee Ernie Ford (TEF) 10:33, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

If they don't alarm that the PW is too long, you couldn't know. ---©- (moo) -- 10:40, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

That's one of the annoying things about the NCSoft site, that you're limited to 13 characters. At least you have it all figured out now. -- FreedomBound 13:06, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Test Krewe

Before I explode Regina's page and derail a topic. Keep in mind that the test krewe's knowledge of the game is not the main determining factor for what gets tackled in what update. What gets handled is the developer's call, so... I guess what I'm getting at is that I'm missing your chain of logic. — Jon Lupen 02:55, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's hard to develop a chain with one comment. But, tbh, I was just going off what I read in her journal entry, which seemed to give a good deal of credit to the TK. Karate Jesus 02:57, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

What I was getting at on Regina's page was that they aren't going to lolepicfix GW in a single update. They have a lot cut out for them. Let's have a crazy, impossible fantasy for a second. Say this coming update, and all the ones following are 100% flawless and perfectly achieve what they set out to do with it (we can dream right?), it's going to take more than three or four updates to fix all the major issues. Also, don't forget ArenaNet works on Valve time, so count on those updates being far between, even in a perfect world. — Jon Lupen 04:00, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Tbh, I'm pretty sure Auron said everything I want to say to you on your talk page. Why are you here? Karate Jesus 04:19, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Because of the mentality that everything has to be done all at once, in one fell swoop, done 100% perfect, and done so the first time. Because people refuse or fail to look at things from a perspective other than their own tunnel-bound, selfish, and self-serving perspectives. — Jon Lupen 04:34, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Are you serious? Is that what you got from what I said? I have the number of a few good psychiatrists, if you need one. Some of them will work for very little too, if you don't have insurance. Karate Jesus 04:36, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

That was a statement of why I even bother to post anything, anywhere, in any God-forsaken online community, unless it's for the express purpose of pure nonsense or small-talk. — Jon Lupen 04:39, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Ah, then I would recommend that you take a break from this "God-forsaken online community". They've recently linked a large increase in borderline personality disorder and a few other (more rare) disorders to excessive internet use, especially in teens. So, for your own sake, take a break ;) Karate Jesus 04:42, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Wintersday

Have a Happy and a Merry!  — Tennessee Ernie Ford (TEF) 00:39, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

Lau

is t3h r0xx0rz. is for Raine, etc. 05:31, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

^ iz true. Karate Jesus 15:40, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Ugh, need to quit posting. Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head OHHHH. Karate Jesus 10:05, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

I decided not to entertain Ariyen

on the Rfa. When she finally gets smart enough to realize that she is sounding me out at the wrong place, I will reply again. Pika Fan 18:59, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Meh, you seem to be trying not to involve yourself there, but that talk page is a mess. Tell her to do an arbcomm on you or something and get it over with. Karate Jesus 19:00, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Lol, she keeps sticking to me all the time that I should be the one requesting the arbcomm, but it's not worth the shitstorm later tbh. Pika Fan 19:01, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Why would you start one on yourself? Has anyone ever done that? Tbh, I wish she'd take the hint from her bcrat nomination and realize that some of her actions/words around here aren't...exactly...appreciated. Karate Jesus 19:04, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Same advice I gave another user applies here, KJ. -- FreedomBound 19:07, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh? If I were to start one on her, I would attempt to get a bcrat injunction to prevent her from making posts with no logic. Of course, something that subjective and quite hard to enforce, and it would be a waste of time in general. Not to mention, it would be quite stupid of me. Pika Fan 19:08, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Wait wait wait wait. Since when do arguments on the internet have to be composed using logic? ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:09, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

@Freedom, I think I misunderstood your point. And if you think I'm suggesting that Ariyen get arbcomm'd, then you misunderstood mine. Karate Jesus 19:10, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, you first stated that I should ask Ariyen to arbcomm me, so I replied saying that I should be the one requesting the arbcomm. Naturally, I was referring to the converse, aka I should be the one to arbcomm Ariyen. Scratch that, Pika fails. Pika Fan 19:12, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Ohhhh. Ok. Well, she seems to have more of a problem with you, so I was only suggesting that to end the issue between her and you. You know? Karate Jesus 19:14, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Anyway, we should continue this on MSN, at least we won't get a pesky sysop asking us to go away because the wiki isn't an IM. Pika Fan 19:15, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

So we can't have conversations on talk pages? Even user talks? Now I'm just confused. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:20, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Sysops here are anal about convos on talk pages that go on for too long and have nothing to do with GW or GWW. Karate Jesus 19:22, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

That's a real shame. I mean, I understand that using user talks to discuss conflicts or just day-to-day activities could be bothersome if you've really got nothing else to do, but if you've really got nothing else to do, you probably need to get out more. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

The irony is killing me. Wait, read that wrongly, I think. Pika Fan 19:30, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

psb. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:33, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

so i herd

Your brain hasn't exploded enough yet? elix Omni 19:39, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I'm doing my best goddamnit, but it just wont explode anymore. Karate Jesus 19:40, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Suffice to say that, even a low level of education may have the risk of exploding certain peoples' brains. We know this is true because we had someone speak from a precedent. What a touching life-story from that individual. Pika Fan 19:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

You are just not trying hard enough! A brain can always explode a little bit more. --Lensor (talk) 19:46, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Obviously, I'm not. Too bad. I guess my brain will never be as exploded as Ari-um...as a certain person. Karate Jesus 19:48, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Lol, I don't have quite as much education to remember as you. So therefore, can't have an exploding brain with all that knowledge. ;) -- riyen ♥ 20:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Did you just say KJ is smarter than you? - Mini Me talk 21:07, 7 January 2010

Tbh, I have no idea what she just said. Where's my Engrish Derptionary? Karate Jesus 21:10, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

I am personally more interested in the location of the pesticide. Pika Fan 21:13, 7 January 2010 (UTC)