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Hmm

I think I messed up my sidebar........ 17:43, 14 May 2009

nvm, I'm retarded today. 17:44, 14 May 2009

ohey

we can be pvx perma'd buddies! :3 128.255.216.144 17:48, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

yay! I still can't believe Auron perma'd you for that shit. That guy needs to chill out. 17:49, 14 May 2009

Owait, Auron is an admin here too. Probably shouldn't talk shit about him. /sigh. At least he doesn't hold teh ultimat powaz here. 17:53, 14 May 2009

Sysops are gimped here, I wouldn't worry about Auron random banning you as long as you keep it within policy. Misery 17:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Is general douchery w/in the guidelines? I tend to commit it bi-weekly. 17:54, 14 May 2009

I'm still unbanned aren't I? Misery 17:56, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Good point. By the way, what's the deal with you user page again? You told me once, but I've forgotten. 17:57, 14 May 2009

I... don't... have one? Misery 18:02, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Yea...but why was it deleted so many times? 18:07, 14 May 2009

Because I never had one and never wanted one, people were just trolling me, so the kind admins kept deleting it. Misery 18:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, ok. 18:16, 14 May 2009

what

the fuck. simply what the fuck. why the hell would you not talk to me before doing something so rash and useless and immature and weird and just... ugh. grrrr. msn. -.- --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Goodnight L A (talk).

I don't haz no MSN. Just pm me in-game. I'll be on this morning. If I don't see you, then I'll talk to you about it this weekend (with MSN if necessary >.<) 14:49, 15 May 2009

Signature

Please note that you need a normal text link within your signature and image sizes above 19x19 are not allowed per our signature policy. Thanks. poke | talk 18:52, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Damn! You guys finally caught me....ok. I'll work on changing it. Blah. By the way, why is the policy that way? My sig actually takes less room than most others. 18:56, 15 May 2009

The code you are working on for your replacement sig is by itself 309 characters, this is without a timestamp. I find this excessive and feel it would be disruptive to editing. Please read the policy, and note that there is a suggestion of 200 characters or less. -- Wyn 19:45, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

It is like that because people decided that it should be like that ;) We had multiple discussions on this in the past but most people just prefer it the way it is. I mean personally I have absolutely no problem with your signature, it looks really nice, but if we allow one we will have soon a lot more like that and not all will look as good as yours ;) poke | talk 19:48, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Ok, well, I'll just make it something basic then. Maybe you guys should have a policy suggesting that sigs can be images if they are 19px or less in height and 80px or less in length or something. Idk. KarateJesus 20:00, 15 May 2009

Fixed....and bland :/ Karate Jesus 20:06, 15 May 2009

Yea, it's been discussed thoroughly, and there was a recent(ish) policy change request talking about this. Overall, people pounced on the "BIG SIGS=BADBAD" idea.-- anguard 20:08, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, but how big could a 19x80 pic sig be? I've seen some big-ass sigs that technically fit into the policy but were just as disturbing as a pic sig would be. (btw, isn't your "V" technically 20x19?) Karate Jesus 20:11, 15 May 2009

hm, you're right. It WAS 19x19 at one point, but it still doesn't seem to be breaking anything.-- anguard 16:37, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) I never got that either. As long as it preserves line height, I don't care. And I'd rather see:

[[Image:User Someone Sig Image.png]] 20:06, 15 May 2009

Than this amount of code in everyone's sig when I'm trying to comment on something:

<span style="font: bold .8em Verdana;">
[[User:Karate Jesus|<span style="color: #000;">Karate</span>]]
[[User talk:Karate Jesus|<span style="color: #000;">Jesus</span>]]
</span> <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:06, 15 May 2009</font>

Or something. Bored. And not getting it. --Star Weaver 20:28, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Yea....it seems a little stupid, but w/e. I'm not here to change policies. Karate Jesus 20:46, 15 May 2009

Yeah. Aren't you here for someting invloving ninja feets? ^_^ --Star Weaver 20:47, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

That and a sexual relationship with one of the male devs. I haven't decided which one yet. Karate Jesus 20:48, 15 May 2009

O_o.... --Star Weaver 20:52, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

lol Karate Jesus 20:52, 15 May 2009

btw. why is your signature, or rather the timestamp, missing the "(UTC)"? poke | talk 21:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Because I code my timestamp in my prefs and I don't include the UTC. I could, but I just don't think it matters. Karate Jesus 20:21, 18 May 2009

1RV

This edit was also a "breaking of 1RV" - it was your second revert of that content. If someone continuously reverts, the solution isn't to also continuously revert. Doesn't help much tbh. -- Brains12 \ talk 17:44, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, next time I'll report it earlier. He's reverted two other people on that one note. I'll leave it alone from now on. Karate Jesus 18:14, 21 May 2009

Even better would be to explain it to the user himself (perhaps on his talk page or on the article's talk page), but thanks. -- Brains12 \ talk 18:25, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

K, I'll do that next time. Karate Jesus 18:27, 21 May 2009

I love you

And think you deserve this userbox. With love,

lol	This user likes big dicks.

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:frostytheadmin (talk).

How did you know?! <3 Karate Jesus 15:12, 2 June 2009

I heard

You have herpes. You got it from Misery? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:71.166.149.51 (talk).

c. Karate Jesus 18:18, 8 June 2009

your semi-annual balance recap...

I saw your thread on guru and thought it was pretty well done. Have you done those in the past, or is this the first? (If you've got more, I'd appreciate guru links, as I rarely browse and wouldn't know where to look). -Auron 22:45, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I've done others and so I looked for them....but I can't find them. I'll let you know if I find them though. And all I really did was list all the skill changes....not really that hard. Karate Jesus 19:38, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Best case

Locked predictions Best case scenario, they give everyone max points! People complaining about the zkey economy FTW! Freedom Bound 19:58, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Lolgweconomy. Karate Jesus 20:01, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Sup?

Firstly, it's not the Iffy you know. I was the one who pointed it out to her on vent. Secondly, you have no idea who made that account, it doesn't show what IP made the account. Misery 22:31, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

True, but it's already over (unless people are trying to escalate it), and tbh I pointed it out to Iffy on MSN too and she pretended not to know. I wouldn't put it past the PvX Iffy to do something like this, but I'll AGF and move on. Karate Jesus 22:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Fail. --Super Igor flame my shove sin bar! 22:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

^ Karate Jesus 22:40, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

I have a cow now. File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 17:12, 8 July 2009

(Block log); 17:45 . . Phenaxkian (Talk | contribs) blocked Iffy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) (Vandalism) Lol Gogo Phen! I love you! File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 01:03, 9 July 2009

THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOUR BANANA IMAGE! SMITE THEM ALL! SMITE THEMMMMMMMMMM!

HAHAHAHAHA! BANANA DIE!

—Rein 02:33, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

What about my banana? And, lol@Iffy for stupid bans. Karate Jesus 02:56, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

KJ, msn more. Kthxbai. File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 03:13, 9 July 2009

I fucking hate IMing. You'll understand when you're old and no longer cool. Karate Jesus 03:14, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Penis. Vent then? File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 03:30, 9 July 2009

I fucking hate Vent too. Karate Jesus 03:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

I have a cow. File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 04:10, 9 July 2009

userspace redirects

Hi, as far as I know, you cannot redirect a mainspace article (such as KJ) to your userspace. If you want a redirect like that, the closest thing you can do is register User:KJ and redirect that userpage to yours. :) -- Wandering Traveler 01:02, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I know. I just wanted to get away with it. Karate Jesus 01:03, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

LOL there are too many of us watching RC for you to get away with that. DrogoBoffin 01:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I know.....btw, where does it say that that's against the rules? Karate Jesus 01:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

here DrogoBoffin 01:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

There's no real specific clause denying, but its common spirit that the mainspace is for articles relating to GW, and the userspace is regarding user matters. redirecting within namespace parameters is fine, but redirecting from one to another (such as main to user or main to guild) is bad. -- Wandering Traveler 01:06, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Like you said, it's not in the policy.....but I guess there's no use in fighting it. Karate Jesus 01:08, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

KJ Would fall under the sub page category. DrogoBoffin 01:13, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Which are technically allowed..... Karate Jesus 01:16, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I tried pulling this once long ago by making ROT to use as a redirect, and I lost a limb for it. Rule or not, you will be typing one-handed if you try it.—Rein 01:19, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Like I said, I'm not going to fight it. I just think it would have been awesome. Karate Jesus 01:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes sub pages are allowed but they belong in your userspace. Which is defined by policy. There is nothing to fight. DrogoBoffin 01:22, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

This RC Spam Brought to you by:

Your friendly, neighborhood GRAMMAR NAZI. Morning KJ File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 11:06, 11 July 2009

Morning Iffy. Karate Jesus 13:59, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

1

You can't remove things from talk pages, no matter how pointless they are. Also, I was going to, you EC'd me >< ~Shard 20:05, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Unless you're a sysop it's spam. --Freedom Bound 20:06, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Eh, that page is fucked up anyway. I was just trying to prevent it's total fucked-ness. Karate Jesus 20:09, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Tell me

You're not serious about what's on your user page. Or is that what you decided? File:User Moo KittyMoo.jpg 17:02, 15 July 2009

That depends on which part. Karate Jesus 18:33, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

The sex part. sig check 23:37, 15 July 2009

Check the history of my userpage, and you'll see why I said that. --Karate Jesus 02:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Moo. Moo brains made me do it! 13:42, 17 July 2009

1

Look at the wording; "nets you" implies the para gains the energy. – Emmett 03:52, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Ups, was discussed. sorry for spamming talk D: – Emmett 03:55, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Signature

Here is one like your 3rd variant that eliminates the double black bar in the middle:

KarateJesus

Cheers 76.164.111.57 02:49, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

I still don't like it very much. The image one was so good it spoiled me. I'll just use this for now. Karate Jesus 16:14, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

The PNG version? How about this:

KarateJesus

That's about as short as I can get the code. Looks ok in my FireFox, not sure about other browsers. 76.164.111.57 17:57, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Damn, not bad. Looks good on Chrome and FF. I don't know about other browsers, either. But I think it breaks some sort of sig rule for length. Karate Jesus 19:28, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, the guideline says three lines or less of code and that one is 5. Too bad. Karate Jesus 19:32, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

3 lines: <span class="hiddenlinks" style="padding: 1px; font: small-caps bold 0.8em Verdana; color: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000;"><span style="background: #FF6347;">[[User:Karate Jesus|Karate]]</span><span style="margin-left: 1px; background: #6B8E23;">[[User talk:Karate Jesus|Jesus]]</span></span>

Shortest I can think of.. poke | talk 21:35, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Why

Is your penis so big? Moo brains made me do it! 13:42, 17 July 2009

I didn't have anything else to play with as a child. Karate Jesus 18:33, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

msn more

...

Vow Of Piety description:

just so you know I didn't make stuff up. --Johnny Rodrigues 00:04, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Well that's just weird, but it's correct in my game. Karate Jesus 00:08, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

so

"This is probably the only thing I like about this update. The rest of it is so imba, it's ridiculous. Karate File:User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 00:38, 7 August 2009 (UTC)"

I am talking PvP here so if you are not I apologize, apoart from maybe Fox Fangs and Vow of Piety, what exactly just became imba from the update? Frosty 00:41, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

I was including PvE, but yea, Vow of Piety alone is going to be a pain in the ass (that is, if it ever works). I haven't seriously PvP'd in a while now, since I hardly play. Karate Jesus 00:42, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

45 recharge stance in a meta where everybody is taking wild throw and whirling axe isn't really that amazing. It will be imba if the skill is broken and it reapplies even if the stance it stripped. Frosty 01:15, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

^ that is true. But lol @ RA where people rarely take stance removal (I'm assuming). Karate Jesus 01:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Meow

ugone?

Heads up

Just a heads up, assuming you get notified if someone changes your page... You've been nominated in the August 2009 bureaucrat election. Congrats? --Freedom Bound 17:37, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

KJ saves ---Chaos- 19:29, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently I save. Btw, who the hell nominated me? Karate Jesus 20:47, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Get on msn so we can discuss this nomination. Moo Kitty 19:12, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

"Current election statistics: Tanetris (+39), Defiant Elements (+27), Karate Jesus (-16)" (from Poke's GWW twitter feed)... Better luck next time. -- FreedomBound 15:03, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Wtf?

"...but if you would like to play with me just let me know..." — your userpage Please tell me no pun intended. Titani Ertan {{Snappy the Turtle}} 20:19, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to explain to me what you're seeing that could be a pun. If you think that I intended something sexual.....then seriously, stop watching so much porn/hentai. Karate Jesus 20:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

wtf? --adrin 20:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

(Edit conflict) You just can't know what people mean this day. Really. I had already seen something around what you said, but it was intended to be a sexual thing. And I made this userbox, so no way. Titani Ertan {{Snappy the Turtle}} 20:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, then stop spending so much time on teh internetz. They'll rot your mind. No really. Karate Jesus 20:35, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!!! Don't make me!!!! Titani Ertan {{Snappy the Turtle}} 20:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Lol. Btw, there seriously is a new study happening right now that might link excessive internet use to premature sexual development in adolescents. Along side it, it might prove that excessive internet use increases the hormone imbalance in teens and promotes more emotional, rather than logical, responses to real life stimuli. It's basically hilarious and calls all teens stupid sluts. Karate Jesus 20:40, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

And most teen aren't stupid sluts? Titani Ertan {{Snappy the Turtle}} 20:42, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, Titani, that was the joke. :/ Karate Jesus 20:45, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Haha......hahahaha.....hahaha. Funny. Titani Ertan {{Snappy the Turtle}} 20:48, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

It was funny, then Ertan's stupidity made me wtf, and it was dead serious. ---Chaos- 12:06, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Excuses

There is a difference between an excuse and a rationale. Learn it, and apply it. — Jon Lupen 04:21, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Jon, if you would pull your head out of Anet's ass long enough to take a deep breath of something besides fecal matter, you'd stop being such a fanboy and realize that sometimes the things Anet does are just bad policy. One of those bad policies is the rather recent turn toward, as Regina put it, "black box[ing]" us. Now kindly get the fuck off my page. Karate Jesus 13:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and btw, my dissension only comes from my love of the game. If I didn't love the game, I wouldn't care. Loving the game/company is not equal to kissing asses. I was doing my best to be polite to Regina in my statement (read the second and third sentences); however, I was also incredibly disappointed to realize that there will probably be no content update...and that it looks like the XTH is down for good. Considering that, I'd say I was pretty nice, so again please gfto. Karate Jesus 13:15, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

One more thing then I'm gone. If I was a fanboy, as you claim, I'd come storming onto your page raging and shouting something along the lines of "How dare you (fill in the blank)." — Jon Lupen 14:11, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Jon, Anet doesn't need a white knight to come riding in to save it on the wiki. They pay people to do that. I'm a realist and I don't have anything against the Anet staff or GW. I just try to look at things realistically, and an excuse is an excuse regardless of how you frame it. Karate Jesus 14:37, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I lied, I'm back. If I wanted to be the white knight who comes riding in to save the wiki I would have started an RFA a long time ago. There is always more than one way to look at things, I just point them out. I'm trying to get you to look at things from different angles, whether or not it changes your opinion is irrelevant. If I wanted to do that, I would be argueing with you now about how Regina's statement was a rationale and not an excuse. As for this comment and the one before it, those are just attempts to clear up misconceptions. — Jon Lupen 14:46, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I understand that other people may see it as simply a rationale for what has happened, but I guess I'm just tired of "rationales". /sigh. I guess I'm just tired and really wish GW would get a content update...or the XTH would get fixed...or heroes would get removed from GvG/HA...or Speed Clears would get fixed...or any one of the things they've talked about happening would happen. Anyway, didn't mean to shove that stuff down your throat. I just get frustrated with all that. Karate Jesus 14:49, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I can't say I blame you. We all have our hopes and dreams, and unfortunately they don't always come true, or atleast not when we want them to. I'm a bit too busy quaking in my boots over the turns Guild Wars 2 could take to worry about Guild Wars 1 right now... I guess the moral of the story is just to keep an open mind. — Jon Lupen 14:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

GW2 looks great and all, but I would really hate to see GW1 get neglected (not that it already hasn't). I like GW1 and would love to enjoy it for the next 2 years while GW2 is being finished, but w/o something being added to the game (or fixed) I just have no drive to care. Karate Jesus 15:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't think GW1 is going to be neglected, they just need time to build up a proper team to properly support it. Atleast that's the impression I got after they formed the Live team. As for GW2, I think I'll keep my fears to myself to avoid raining on people's parades, but they have very little to do with skill balance. — Jon Lupen 15:10, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

The very fact that they don't already have a proper team to support GW1 is neglectful. Karate Jesus 15:14, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

You expected something other than neglectful? Moo Kitty 15:16, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Nope. I hoped for something other than neglect...but that could just be because I'm foolish. Karate Jesus 15:17, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

To hope is not to be foolish, it's to be human.

It could mean one of two things.

1: Nobody quified enough is applying, which is very likely. I've heard plenty of tell that the software industry is short on learned programmers.

2: They don't have the money to pay additional staff memebers, wouldn't surprise me. The GW business model looks like it struggles at generating steady revenue.

Granted these aren't the only posibilities, they are just the ones that I found most likely. I did hear tell that they are looking at hiring another designer for the live team. — Jon Lupen 15:22, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Yea, they announced that several months ago. Karate Jesus 15:25, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Sry Jon, I'm goin with KJ on this one... the problems have been highlighted (by rather vocal members who's methods I don't always side with)... they still exist... only Anet has the power to change or inform and neither seems to be happening... the reasons why may be rational, but they don't change the current problem... I did however love the last content change... want more plz MrPaladin talk 15:30, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I agree. I'm tired of the CR team claiming they want to inform us and then never doing it. I just hope Regina's right in saying that Linsey will update us soon. I could really use some good news about GW1. Karate Jesus 15:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I actually think what GW1 needs right now is a healthy dose of good PR: fix the XHT (pressing the revert button isn't all that hard, as admins on here know). Announce a REAL skill update, give some teasers. That Aion shit was, well, shit. Let's give people wings that have no benefit so they buy a totally different game than GW1, which won't apply to GW2, even though GW2 isn't coming out any time soon. But hey, what do I know. Moo Kitty 15:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

The PR has been shitty for what? Like 1-2 years now, right? Idk, it would help them out a lot if they actually fix the XTH, but it looks like Regina is setting us up for that to go away. And it would be nice if we actually got a content update, but that also looks shady. Karate Jesus 16:12, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

If they could give even a little dab of hope, I'm all for it. Say you'll fix the XHT, that'll be more than what you're giving us now. -.- Moo Kitty 16:14, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) @Iffy, Saying they'll fix the XTH is the same thing they've already been doing - lying. The last thing we need is more "miscommunications" (to put it in Regina's words). Karate Jesus 16:21, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok then - blatant truth. We don't care about the game. We're working on a sequel, even though we're trying to sell a complete other game (Aion). We've given up total hope, and, hopefully, in 2 years, you'll have even less hope. Because we know exactly what we're doing. Moo Kitty 16:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and we care about the in-game economy. We care about it so much we're going to fix things like Shadow Form, Discord, Assassin's Promise, Hundred Blade teams. Yeah. I'd rather be lied to. Moo Kitty 16:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I'd rather stuff actually get done.....and I'd rather them leave things alone that they don't understand. Karate Jesus 17:15, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

with love,

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¤Dark Chaos¤ 18:32, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

*gasp* How did you find out!? Karate Jesus 18:37, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

idkmybffjill ¤Dark Chaos¤ 18:39, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Who the fuck is Jill? Karate Jesus 18:42, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Nvm TT; ¤Dark Chaos¤ 18:55, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Tell me damn it! >:/ Karate Jesus 18:56, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

YM's stripper name ¤Dark Chaos¤ 19:03, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually, that's BubbleYum. She's 320lbs and has cottage cheese thighs. We figured the name fit. Anywho, I thought you were saying that was iffy's name...and I was like, "wtf? she told me something else :/" Karate Jesus 19:04, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Lawl, u got sucked in too? ¤Dark Chaos¤ 19:10, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Who hasn't? Lies on the internet are lol. Karate Jesus 19:11, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok good, you knew what i was talking about :P i didnt want to have to explain myself on the wiki, btw cottage cheese thunder thighs are hawt ;) ¤Dark Chaos¤ 19:15, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, they are. And I think she told everyone what we're thinking. So....yea. Lies on the internet lol. Karate Jesus 19:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

I still think half the people beleive it...or are in on the joke and just screw with us ¤Dark Chaos¤ 19:19, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

They still believe it. Secret text, ftw. Karate Jesus 19:20, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

XD i have some too ¤Dark Chaos¤ 19:25, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

If you have MSN, I'll tell ya. Karate Jesus 19:26, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Add me ¤Dark Chaos¤ 19:27, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Um...what's your email? Karate Jesus 19:29, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently, all twins fans are faggots. Can you confirm this?!?! Moo Kitty 19:33, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not a twins fan, but sure. Check your MSN and you'll see what we're talking about. We're not stupid, but that doesn't mean that we're trying to be jerks about this. I've known for a while, but I didn't want to piss you off. Karate Jesus 19:39, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm tired of being banned when people call you a nigger and NOTHING happens. Screw fucking policy. Screw GFDL 1.2 or any later version. Moo Kitty 05:28, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

I need you both in my office. Now. ---Chaos- 22:25, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Damn, I'm going to get a spanking. Btw, Iffy, people don't get banned on my talk page. You can say whatever you want to whomever you want on my page w/o consequences. Karate Jesus 22:29, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

WOW KARATE JESUS YOU SUCK ASS GO FALL IN A SPIKE AND DIE YOU NOOB ASSCRAPBBQ

Street art. ---Chaos- 01:18, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Msn

Naow tbh ';~;' ¤Dark Chaos¤ 03:27, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

^

thx

for using the userbox.Lilondra *poke* 15:05, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm just glad there finally is one. Karate Jesus 15:15, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Hi

What's up? Moo Kitty 16:07, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Nm. Got the swine flu....yet I'm still at work. You? Karate Jesus 16:09, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Trying to get WoW to run on either VirtualBox or Playonlinux. Any ideas/comments? Why are you at work? You on msn? Will I string more questions? Moo Kitty??

I'm not on MSN. I feel like crap and don't want to mess with it. I've had the swine flu vaccination, so although I caught the disease, I apparently can't spread it. Which means I have to work. And I honestly don't know how to get WoW to run on either platform. I know PoL has some serious issues with it, but I don't know about virtualbox. I think you're best bet for running WoW on Ubuntu would be one of the commercial Wine systems that cost like $40 (sorry, that's all I can think of). Karate Jesus 16:16, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Feel well. And if pigs think you're their mom, don't kill them. Titani Ertan 16:18, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Well, for some odd reason I can't even install XP. I got a working CD (I know it works because I installed XP on VB with it), but I can't seem to get it to install cleanly on my HD over-writing Ubuntu. How do I wipe my HD using Ubuntu? Can't you tell them that the vaccination didn't work because you still got it, ergo you might still be able to spread it? Or pay some random buddies $5 to start coughing whenever Mr Doctor shows up? Feel better Mr KJ, I miss your sensual GvG voice. Moo Kitty 16:19, 5 October 2009 (UTC) PS: lol interrupting convo

PS: try to listen to some random music while fantasizing about skinning your boss in front of his family, making them eat his body parts, one by one. It'll cheer you up.

My voice is more sensual now. Tbh, I'm at work on my own volition. I'm really far behind from being out all last week and I need to get caught up. Anywho, I really don't know how you're supposed to install XP alongside Ubunutu. I know how to install Ubuntu on a system with XP, but that took me like 3 days to figure out. I figure you just have to partition the drive using Ubuntu and then install it.....but I'm really not sure how to do that backwards. Karate Jesus 16:25, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and I'm the boss, remember? Karate Jesus 16:25, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Well, apparently there's a shred command to "virginize" a HD (I swear, programmers need to have more sex), so I'll try that once I find a working Ubuntu CD. I'm guessing it's easier to install XP first, then partition and then Ubuntu? How's the family? Moo Kitty 16:27, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Yea, it's definitely easier to do XP, then partition, and then Ubuntu. And you should be able to burn a disk for free (even an iso CD, if you don't have a DvD burner). The wife's good. She's sick too, but not with the swine flue (which cost us $300 to find out), but she's making teh moneyz today while I'm slacking off at work. Karate Jesus 16:29, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Someone agreed to marry you? Titani Ertan 16:31, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Dear good sir, please don't comment on the facets of people's lives you do not understand. With love, Moo Kitty 16:32, 5 October 2009 (UTC) PS: Good to hear, I'll try it in that order once I figure out how to wipe.

Ubuntu can wipe itself. Check the ubuntu forums. It's not that hard. Karate Jesus 16:33, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I demand several links to the same page in order to ensure you're not just fucking with me! Moo Kitty 16:35, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Tbh, I don't have the links. Just use the built in partition manager and wipe the drive. Then restart the computer. You'll have no OS. Like I said....pretty easy. Karate Jesus 16:36, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) <-because I can. You forget I'm totally capable of failing even at that. Can't I just choose to reformat all the partitions? Moo Kitty 16:39, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Probably....but why do you have more than 1 partition for only one OS? Karate Jesus 16:40, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I tried (and failed, numerous times) to dual-boot with XP, so there are 10Gb partitions all over the place :> Moo Kitty 16:42, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Lol, well, just use the same thing you used to make those partitions and delete them all. I did it and God knows I have no idea what I'm doing. Karate Jesus 16:44, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm still scared of Auron :> Gonna proxy some more to add distasteful comments to his page :) Moo Kitty 16:46, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Kk. He recently made me very happy with his unyielding trolling of Regina over the whole henchmen thing. Rape-age occurred. Karate Jesus 16:48, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

What's this about? Henchmen? I haven't played in 2 weeks, so... tell me every update that occured, since I'm too lazy to read Anet-talk. Moo Kitty 16:50, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

You remember the henchmen skill bar contest? Well, the rules said that you couldn't use any current meta builds or use builds from any outside sources. However, all the winning submissions were straight from PvX (except one or two). So, Regina and Linsey have been getting HELL for it. And they're also getting all kinds of shit because the builds chosen have serious AI issues (some of the bars have infuse and PR on them....so yea, big problems). Check out Linsey's feedback page if you want to see how bad it got. Or the GWGuru thread. Regina got torn apart on there. Karate Jesus 16:53, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

How did the whole idea of having henchies get through? They knew the AI sucked at certain things (ie Infuse) and were great at others (ie let's get Gwen to camp the prot and spam Tease!). The idea was good, but incorporating it into GW was never going to work. /Sigh. Doesn't meta mean "best synergy with the skills available on my 8 skill bar"? What were they going to do once a big update hits? (ie Smiter's Boon) Another contest with "Let's replace this skill on the henchie bars since they were broken in the first place, but let's not admit that? Or were they going to have henchies have, in essence, 7 skills? Moo Kitty 17:00, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Will they update Henchie bars as often as they update the game (every week, of course, in order to insure balance and fluidity of metas)? Will henchies just stop being run? Why can't they make a {PvE|PvP|Henchmen} version of skills? Moo Kitty 17:12, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

We honestly don't know. Apparently, they "will" update the bars, but probably with the same consistency in which they updated the Zaishen henchmen in HA (i.e. never). Apparently, they can make PvE/PvP henchmen versions (according to Joe Kimmes), but he doesn't want to have to do that. Karate Jesus 17:34, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

So, in 0...2...2 updates, 2...5...6 of the henchmen will be useless? Yay for originality! Moo Kitty 17:36, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Probably. That's why I told Mis to give Joe hell over this. Hopefully, he'll actually do something that prevents them from becoming entirely worthless (although, I doubt it). Karate Jesus 17:37, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

ANet? Foresight? Blasphemer!! Moo Kitty 17:45, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I know. *holds out wrist so it can be slapped* Karate Jesus 17:47, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Did you know that my IP address changed when I wiped my HD and installed Ubuntu, (second ban), but when I run the live CD of Ubuntu (wiping my HD atm), it's the same IP? What's the IP address linked to? If just shredding my HD doesn't work, I get to kill you, right? With love, as always, Moo

c, you get to kill me. As far as your IP address is concerned, I have no idea what's going on there. I thought that depended on your location and not your HD, but idk. Karate Jesus 19:42, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) <- cfd'd indenting right. Well, with the same connection, with Vista, I had a God-block, then I edited with Ubuntu (both with Mozilla) and, POOF!, no God-block. Maybe Auron's powers are useless against the might of Ubuntu?! Moo says Fuck GW

Hi

If you tank down to ~600 in HB, you can play RR. There's about 20 people who do it non-stop. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:49, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I've noticed. I might just wait for RR day. It's easier. I was kind of scared that they might pull HB before the next RR day, but it doesn't look like they're in a hurry to do anything lately (with that massive list of to-dos they have, I'll be amazed if they get half of it done before Halloween). Karate Jesus 19:52, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

HALLOWEEN! Why do you need to tank down to play RR? Isn't everyone doing it? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo_Kitty (talk).

Well, my current rating is hovering between 590-610, if that tells you anything. You need to drop almost 400 rating before you reach the people who are just constantly doing it. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:58, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) ubuntu@ubuntu:~$ sudo shred -n2 -v /dev/sda1 shred: /dev/sda1: pass 1/2 (random)... shred: /dev/sda1: pass 1/2 (random)...3.9MiB/113GiB 0% QQ takes forever.

Baaaawwww. Just do it. And no, not everyone RR's. I accidentally built my rank too high and now have to play shitters that actually care about HB, yet are terrible. However, the problem is that I don't want to have to play them....and they never resign even when I do (18-3 FUCKING RESIGN). So....yea. Waiting on RR day. Karate Jesus 19:59, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

just tank out by leaving over and over. it's pretty fast. ··· Danny Pew Pew 20:34, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I probably will later if I decide to actually get on GW. The last week or more I've had very little motivation to come in-game. The huge-pile-o'-shit they have yet to do also makes me question whether I care to come back or not. Meh....idk, yet. Karate Jesus 20:40, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

SPAM MY FUCKING TALK PAGE YOU FAGGOT

Wow you troll this wiki hard. Frosty 23:14, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Damn skippy. I'm at work and have H1N1, so there's not a lot I can do short of signing legal documents and fucking with wiki'ers today. You should check GWGuru. I'm fucking it up too. Karate Jesus 23:19, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

KJ, look at the guru thread, i tl;dr'd Frosty 00:12, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I already saw it and posted. It was pretty lulzy, tbh. Karate Jesus 00:14, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

~Iffy

Ok, so I get this message after I press enter to start installing Windows that says "Setup did not find any hard disk drives installed on your computer." --- I just re-installed Ubuntu (took like 10 minutes, lol) and partitioned my HD just like this says, but nothing works. QQ. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

Install XP first. I have no idea how to help you if you install Ubuntu first. Karate Jesus 20:00, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I tried, and I get the same message (no hard disk drives installed on your computer shit) Don't make me call the Geek Squad! (aka Poke?) --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

Try Poke. I really have no idea what to tell you. I'm no computer wiz and still figuring out Ubuntu myself. Karate Jesus 20:06, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

l2dualboot. ··· Danny Pew Pew 20:13, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

That's like asking a kid to learn how to suck on his mother's tits. Not sure what that analogy means, you figure it out. Help me Danny. XP won't install, Ubuntu does fine. I got XP to install, with the same CD on a VBox just fine. What's wronggggg? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

vbox? wat? i don't know what you did, but when i partitioned my hard-drive on install, I had no issues at all. ··· Danny Pew Pew 20:22, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Well, I followed these until the end of that page, but when I boot from the XP CD, I get no hard drive disks installed. QQ. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

I used the same guide in reverse (XP then Ubuntu) and had no big problems. But.....idk what you're doing. Karate Jesus 20:33, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm guessing Vista doesn't fit on one CD (700Mb) does it? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

I don't even know if you can iso burn Vista. Use a DvD burner. Karate Jesus 20:48, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Screw it, I'll stick with Ubuntu and dual boot with Windows 7 :> --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (psst, Danny you suck) (talk).

I like the idea. I've fucked with W7, It's not too bad. Karate Jesus 22:47, 6 October 2009 (UTC)