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First. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 18:38, 22 October 2009 (UTC) Titani Ertan 17:02, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Well played sir, well played. Karate Jesus 17:04, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Pretty sure I just lost. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

You lost the game? ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:37, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

signature

How do I get my timestamp to be like yours? Or similar to yours, any way. I can't figure it out. - Mini Me talk 21:36, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Just copy his code, and sign with three ~'s. It's magically delicious! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo Kitty (talk).

Actually that wont work, because the timestamp code doesn't show up. My timestamp code is <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} (UTC)</font>

Add something like that after your signature subst in your preferences and it should work. --Karate Jesus 21:46, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I think that Brains would eat you alive if you promoted non-wikified time stamps. :< You should get on MSN, there are millions of little kittens to save. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Moo (talk).

Only you can save them KJ! personn5 22:01, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. - Mini Me talk 09:47, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Don't use <font> tags. They're deprecated as of like a year ago. Use <span> tags with a style attribute. ··· Danny Pew Pew 18:25, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

I know it's bad, but I'm lazy. Also, sell your eternal and buy me an emerald blade. Do it now! Karate Jesus 18:35, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Fuck that. Emeralds look like shit. Give me 50 zkeys and I'll get you one, though. ··· Danny Pew Pew 18:38, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Haha 50 zkeys. I used all of mine and didn't do the last RR day (out of town). So I haz 0 zkeys. Karate Jesus 18:42, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Well then stop being terrible. ;o Also, you should get on MSN more! ··· Danny Pew Pew 18:43, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

I will, I will. I'll get on today as soon as I finish doing the quarterly staff reviews (I'm probably going to have to fire someone). Karate Jesus 18:46, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Please tell me they slept with someone they shouldn't have ^^ Misery 18:54, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

I see someone read my MSN status. I wouldn't have called it sleeping....but there was someone's hand under someone's "head". So...yea. Karate Jesus 18:56, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Hey, just thought I'd let you know I stole/borrowed your subtle gray timestamp ^^ Hope you have no objections, but if you do, feel free to shout about it on my Talkpage. ena.15:23, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Feel free. I don't care. Karate Jesus 15:24, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Woot for apathy. Thats my conscience cleared. Have a good one. ena.15:28, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Ditto. Btw, you might try spacing it in your subst or in your preferences. It's right up against your signature. Just a suggestion. Karate Jesus 15:29, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Good one, thanks. ena. 15:33, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Andddd

we always wonder why there isn't a carebear that "specializes" in being truthful. The closest one was the elephant, but other than his fav quote the connection was pretty iffy anyway. Pika Fan 15:57, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

"The strongest of the Cousins in physical ability and perseverance, despite having a very weak mind."

Lol. Karate Jesus 16:03, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

I see you got the hint. Pika Fan 16:08, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Msn

You have? Add me here if you do: infinito_ultima@hotmail.com Pika Fan 16:20, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm on my laptop, atm, and it runs Ubuntu. So, no MSN. Karate Jesus 16:22, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, you really need to give me your msn so I can say stuff there that would be considered as starting drama here, yeye? Pika Fan 16:33, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Pika, read hidden text moar pl0x. Also, like I said, Ubuntu doesn't like MSN so I'm not on it atm. Karate Jesus 16:38, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

I am not good at hide-and-go-seek, Danny/Cedave will know why and how I overcome that difficulty. Pika Fan 16:40, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Oh, are you also bioluminescent? Vili 点 16:42, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

All pikas glow in the dark, yes? Karate Jesus 16:43, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

We tend to leak out bright sparks every so often so that it looks like a mini fireworks display. Well, doesn't matter because of the sweatsh.....oops. Can't let out my trade secret yeye? Pika Fan 16:46, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Where's the flag? Also, install Pidgin. ··· Danny Pew Pew 20:30, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Aim

Reasons:
I liked her named and talked with her. I liked the fact Sita, reminds us both of Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire books. Though, Jolie? She said came from Angelina, which made me laugh and it is pretty cool. I like when people can think similar or alike. It makes for great friends as I made another in Michigan this way. I had asked her for permission to use the name for aim. I'm considering deleting it and trying for another of some sort or deleting completely. Just never liked aim, much. The only Im program I don't have on my computer. -- riyen ♥ 16:32, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Well, this was probably not the appropriate place to respond. It would have been smarter to keep this all in one place so it's not some easter egg hunt for people trying to follow our conversation, but I'll digress.

Tbh, this is still very hard to believe. You want to make this other girl (?) sound very similar to yourself, which honestly just makes for a better sock. These still sound like excuses. I'm sorry. I'm really trying to AGF, but you're making it hard. Karate Jesus 16:37, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

you werent kidding

this lag is fucking horrible --adrin 21:27, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Hate to say I told you so, but.... Karate Jesus 21:29, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Nice try Jesus, nice try

But you were too slow. By the way, this can't be edit conflicted because I am adding a new section ^^ Misery 21:35, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

YOU BASTAAAAAAARRRRD! Also, Karate Jesus 21:36, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

It may be pretentious of me to ask, but was this not funny?

[1] I thought it was, but apparently admins here consider it a personal attack. Karate Jesus 18:38, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Your humor is too advanced for me. de Kooning 18:40, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Lol. That's.....um....I really don't know how to take that. Karate Jesus 18:43, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Lol, shut up KJ. Misery 18:47, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Damn ._. Karate Jesus 18:50, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Prices for stack of ToT bags

Hey, does anyone know which is worth more - opening bags and selling the items or selling the bags? I've got 8 stacks of ToT bags and several stacks of pretty much everything else. Someone help a brotha out. Karate Jesus 05:56, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

I've seen a stack go for 50k about it on average. 200g per ToT bag on average. -- riyen ♥ 06:15, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

If you have that many, and have the storage space to keep them for a while, save them for about 6 months. Youll be able to sell for 60k+ instead of the 45k you can sell them for now. If you fell like opening them, stacks of candy corn can go for 25+ ectos to the right people(aka, people who grind at the doa record). 76.103.242.232 06:42, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Making over 300k and getting Legendary Survivor in 6 hours makes me happy :D Karate Jesus 08:35, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

HAX ---Chaos- (talk) -- 14:41, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

This title should be named Legendary Coward ;) Elephant 14:44, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Or legendary skele farmer :D Karate Jesus 15:03, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

in-game store and the NCSoft online store?

what happened? did you get hacked or id stolen?- Zesbeer 04:34, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

I think he means this. Oh and maybe this too. Tidas 07:39, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

oh lol anet/ncsoft fail.- Zesbeer 07:57, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

No, I didn't get hacked, but a few of my friends got perma-banned for buying from the NCSoft store (which, btw, they haven't been unblocked yet) and another friend got hacked because someone changed his NCSoft account's password and then his GW password. Just a friendly warning. Karate Jesus 14:25, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

I dunno man, I've never had a problem with the in-game store, and I've been there at least five times. Same for any of my friends. (The one on NC site is sort of temperamental, especially when everyone was claiming their free storage....lulz) Vili 点 22:52, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

You're right. I changed my page to reflect that. I didn't even mean to put that :/ Karate Jesus 22:53, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

I never got my free storage...the site was such a pain in the rear that I figured they didn't want my business. Well, if your account gets banned for buying their products, I guess Anet is giving us a heavier hint. Anet, that's a very interesting business model you have here.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 17:16, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Takes less time than fixing the XTH

• Decay of radioactive carbon
• Ressource comsumption in Sol
• Solve The Waiting Game quest

:P Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 21:18, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Feel free to add them yourself: User:Karate Jesus/KJ's XTH List Karate Jesus 21:21, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

O: I like permissions. Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 21:22, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

That goes for anyone else :D Karate Jesus 21:23, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Thx for cleaning up my grammar.

Wanted to say thx once more and also wanted to say that I checked the log to see the changes that were made and see where my mistakes were and that I've learned a few things from it :). Qaletaqa Hania 23:06, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

No problem! I'm glad I was able to help out. Karate Jesus 02:28, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, what the hell is wrong with Arenanet?

There are actually people, in a large group in ToA standing around the Voice to try and get in. just.... whoa! ~~000.00.00.00~~ 00:50, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I know. But I'm having a hard time blaming Anet on this one. "Technically" (<--notice the quotes?), they used every avenue of communication that they typically use. They said it on the forums, they made a journal post about it, and....well, that's it. If only they knew that their regular modes of communication probably reach less than 50% of the GW community, they might rethink actually doing in-game communication.

I think the most surprising thing for me was getting online and realizing that there are HORDES of people who have no idea that there even is a new quest. Every 2 minutes in LA and Kama you'll see something along the lines of, "Wtf? A new quest? I thought Halloween was over." It's dumbfounding to me that they aren't utilizing the most basic modes of MMO communication that have been around for years. Karate Jesus 02:28, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

1 2 -Auron 02:32, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Haha, that's why I love you, Auron. I saw that a bunch of people on Guru were doing the same thing. If Anet wont communicate, give us the job amirite? Karate Jesus 02:33, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh dear, Auron. lol. ~~000.00.00.00~~ 03:29, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

SUP PAL

Become someone known and learn to play warrior. Then we can talk. Gladiator Motoko 15:18, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Chill out Motoko. If your pants get wet every time someone suggests something to you, then you're going to have a rough life. Karate Jesus 15:19, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

wakakakakakakakakakaka wiki nazi Gladiator Motoko 15:24, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Lolobviouslynotknowingme. Karate Jesus 15:25, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

cant learn every noname =[ Gladiator Motoko 15:25, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

(Edit conflict) :::Wasn't there a law that said whenever someone mentions Nazis on an internet argument, they lose? Titani Ertan 15:26, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Godwin's Law. Misery 15:27, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

(Edit conflict x2) Yup. But I'm under the assumption that Motoko is 13, so...I'll let him have just -1 for it. Oh and now he's aiming for the "whoru?" argument. Considering how played that is, is that also a -1? Karate Jesus 15:28, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

lol who keeps tabs in trolling arguments like this...lolol wakakakakakakaka Gladiator Motoko 15:29, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

My IQ drops a few points whenever I read one of his posts. -Auron 15:31, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Actually

Rf.: "Also, this is considered NPA as well". That what you linked to was PA. Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 15:31, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

You know what I meant. A vio of NPA. :D Karate Jesus 15:33, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

By the way, Wakka Wakka is my least favourite StarCraft map. Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 15:43, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

/shrug. Never played StarCraft. I was more into console gaming until GW and GW is pretty much the only online game I play, because....well, I have a job, wife, and too many dependents (by that I mean annoyingly co-dependent friends, not children)....I don't have the time. Speaking of which, I have a terrible benefit dinner thing tonight. Ugh, I just remembered that. Karate Jesus 15:47, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Your constant harassment and maligning

I would like you to learn a lesson from what happened to Shard. He spent months constantly harassing and bad mouthing ArenaNet staff, and eventually found himself facing ArbCom. Now the only staff pages he can post on are Linsey's and Emily's (with their specific permission). You really need to chill out and just let them do their jobs. I can't even count how many times you've posted regarding what you see as lack of communication, so, trust me, they know how you feel, you don't need to repeat it with every other line you type. Your absolute negativity affects the community as a whole (since you post EVERYWHERE), and is not productive. I mean, seriously, has anything you've had to say actually accomplished anything? There isn't a single update, or change lately that you've had anything positive to contribute. Get over your "teenage rebellion against authority" phase, it doesn't serve your purpose since we all know you are an adult (only because you talk about your wife/family/job, not based on your actions). -- Wyn talk 16:03, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

But karatejesus is so damn hardcore -Cursed Angel 16:08, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Also, stop threatening, Wyn. That is maledicting itself. Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 16:09, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Where is the threat? I recommended he learn a lesson from Shard and chill out. There is no threat there. -- Wyn talk 16:10, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, Wyn, on this issue you can kiss my ass. Don't come here to threaten, accuse, and insult me. Get the fuck out. Karate Jesus 16:11, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and at no point have a personally attacked ANY Anet staff, so take that example and apply to your terrible excuse of a life (otherwise known as admining here 24 hours a day). Karate Jesus 16:13, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Dum dum dum, another one bites the dust... Titani Ertan 16:14, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

I was provoked :D Karate Jesus 16:14, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

You simply continue to prove my point. -- Wyn talk 16:17, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

(EC) "S/He started it" sounds ironically exactly like the excuse children use... Erasculio 16:17, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

(Edit conflict x2) "And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust! Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust!" Titani Ertan 16:19, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Not really, you're just trying too hard, again. -Cursed Angel 16:19, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Continue to be a bitch, please Wyn. You only constantly prove how unfit you are as an admin. You can't constantly be on the proverbial "tree limb ready to snap" emotionally. Get a grip and at least be consistent (as you've shown, I obviously am). Look over my contribs. I have a few gripes with Anet, but not their staff and I am in no way "harassing" them. Look at my conversation with John Hargrove, or any of my conversations when actual staff have responded. I've generally been very polite. KJ 66.45.240.66 16:22, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't prove your point. Being an adult doesn't mean you should row over and take shit from people. de Kooning 16:23, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Except reality states that Wyn wasn't the one who banned you, and was merely nagging. Pika Fan 17:40, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

See you on PvX----Xtreme 18:16, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

"Teenage rebellion against authority". I mean he has the manliest beard on both PvX and GWW. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 22:39, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

herd you're a big shot here. Brandnew. 18:19, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

I was PvX was this srs. --Frosty 18:25, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Just ban all non-srs-bsns people! :> Brandnew. 18:28, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

the passive aggression on this wiki is amazing. Wyn, you're more of a troll than KJ could ever hope to be. hopefully you'll get over yourself some day. 74.50.104.2 19:41, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

I find this lol-worthy. I think Wyn needs to stick with her 'in-group'. ~~000.00.00.00~~ 23:44, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

NOOOOO MY KARATE JESUS I NEEDED HIM TO BE MY KARATE SAVOR NOOOOO WTB UNBAN.- Zesbeer 00:24, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

PC of unbanning of karate jesus?Warherox 01:01, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

I dont condone this type of behavior on this page >:O wait.. oh riiight i have no power, so my words should be meaningless. remove this edit if ya wannaaaa, i just wanted to be in on the action. and unban KJ! -/- Discuss 01:28, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Yep meaningless....so is this comment as most of this drivel is----Xtreme 13:11, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Guys, do me a favour and stop spamming KJ's page while he is away please? I don't think he's gonna be chuffed to come back to wall-o-spam when he gets back. -- Salome 13:17, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

What about No? Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 13:32, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

@ Salome, you think that when a user gets banned, they totally forget about this wiki and never check it? Then you're wrong. He probably already read all this so gg. ¤Dark ';~;' Chaos¤ 14:27, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Stop caring. I bet KJ will give me loads of XoXo when I post here about how sensual he (and I) are, and how boring you GWW'rs are. lolpvx lolWyn. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 22:39, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I think this section is reaching the level of "zzzz" now. -- pling 23:11, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

You got fucking hardcore trolled Wyn. Just thought I'd let you know. +1 internets KJ. File:Thundasig.png Thunda 21:01, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

So KJ

Since you are in an expert position, having been banned on here (atm!) and having previous bans on PvX, what site do you think has the most trolling, both passive aggressive and aggressive? --Frosty 20:47, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Encyclopaedia Dramatica (or something like that); it's trolling to the core. Titani Ertan 20:50, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Hey guys! Let's go piss in a river of raw sewerage! I'm sure that will make it worse and piss everyone off! Misery 20:55, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Ofcourse it does, but I was asking about the two I referred to. --Frosty 21:08, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

I've been banned on here and pvx too :< File:Thundasig.png Thunda 21:02, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Sorry :< bsc! --Frosty 21:08, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

PvX has a lot of flaming, but GWW is passively aggressive to the core. Gotta insult them by the rules. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 12:35, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Start of block: 17:21, 26 October 2009
Expiry of block: 17:21, 26 January 2010
Intended blockee: Moo Kitty Beat. that, lulz. PS: Me too frostels. Iffy

I've never been blocked on either wiki, barring tests where I blocked myself. I must be bad at trolling :< Misery 13:22, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh look, I'm unbanned. Huzzah! Archive time. Karate Jesus 20:43, 9 November 2009 (UTC)