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first[edit]

--dark chaos 19:26, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

2nd --Nick123 User Nick123 sig.jpg 19:29, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
thTurd --Neil2250 , Portal Jumper User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 20:05, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Half of the top 50[edit]

Half of the top 50 guilds? Is that what you're referring to? -- FreedomBoundUser Freedom Bound Sig.png 16:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

I meant about half of the top 50 GvG players, but that's more of an exaggeration. It's more like 1/4 of the top 100 players. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 16:40, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
didn't you bot?----Xtreme 22:28, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Nope, never. I knew a lot about it, but that's because I know Danny. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 02:45, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, Danny and several other botters. It would have been hard to be a PvP'er and not known botters recently. Like 1/3 of highish end PvP'ers were botting and probably thousands more were botting PvE. Actually, X, you knew a couple of people who botted (whether you knew it or not). Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 03:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
I know some of them but not all. I was temped to try but never did. I really thought you tried it out.----Xtreme 10:48, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

KJ, how are you? ~Iffy (<- counts as a signature, gtfo) 08:04, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

PS: Can I rfBcrat or rfA you? I'm bored :> ~Iffy 08:06, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
@Iffy, nah, I'm good. @X, I was tempted several times to bot, but just never did it. Something told me it would be a bad idea. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:33, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, something gave me that feeling, too. Maybe it was already being perma'd for botting once. -- Tha Reckoning 20:37, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
Probably a good sign. Ugh, I have Glee songs stuck in my head. Damn Glee and it's catchy songs that my wife was listening to as I slept on the way home. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:46, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
Narrowly avoided seeing glee, one of the nurses at the hospital where I work invited me to have a movie night with some friends, bugged out when I realized they were gonna watch season one. -- Tha Reckoning 20:47, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
I do have the song from the karate kid stuck in my head (the good one, not the retarded new one). -- Tha Reckoning 20:52, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
Tbh, I'm still going to see the retarded new one. I can't help it. It's the Karate Kid and my childhood forces me to watch it.....and most likely ruin another of my childhood memories. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:58, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

(Reset indent) have fun @ karate kid, tell me how it is. ~Iffy 16:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Hi![edit]

How do you format the timestamp in your sig? — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 07:54, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Nevermind, I did it! :D — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 8:46 17 Jul 2010 (UTC)
Good job! Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:42, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

No idea if/when you'll read this[edit]

But wtf? Is it just me? - Mini Me talk 22:14, 23 July 2010

Well I have the same shit on Gwiki so I guess it's wikia. Hooray. - Mini Me talk 22:15, 23 July 2010
Sorry, I was out of town. Wikia fucked up. Being hosted on wikia is a crapshoot most of the time. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 02:28, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

hey[edit]

it's good to know auron can still troll :> what's up?

Catch you on msn, gonna get banned for npa.

Voice of reason? Defender of ANet?[edit]

I saw your responses to the guru thread started by a disgruntled player, seemingly caught by the Wide (but inaccurate) Anti Bot Arm of ANet. I thought you did a good job of explaining why bad things happen to good-natured players, that such situations are rare (although still too often), and that they can get resolved (if players are patient, respectful). I appreciate you taking the time to be the voice of reason, even though I suspect you really want to trash ANet for not doing a better (and more transparent) job of bot-hunting.  — Tennessee Ernie Ford (TEF) 20:56, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Haha, thanks. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:58, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
KJ sohelpful. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 21:25, 25 Aug 2010 (UTC)
It's been a weird month. I'll be back to my trolling self soon....surely.... Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
A good friend of mine is about 65 years old, yet his internet persona is as if he's 16; it's hilarious. --Lania User Lania Elderfire pinkribbon.jpg 23:18, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
[1]. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 23:36, 25 Aug 2010 (UTC)
Oh, lord....I think I've um....well, you know....a girl who had a bra like that. Freakin' Hispanics. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 16:06, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry[edit]

I'll shut up now. ;) ShadowRunner 20:01, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

:D. You should contribute to Dandy's penis metaphors, btw. It's rather easy and typically hilarious. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:02, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
It's like you can't help yourself! Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:09, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

Want to know my favorite part about being an admin on PvX?[edit]

[2] No one is going to care about that. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:25, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

I love how this is prime evidence of why this entire community is a horrible thing from top to bottom, but you guys pull "Nothing but GWW Matterssz!" out of your ass to protect yourselves. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә User Aliceandsven 3.png ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:28, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I couldn't care less about GWW, so I can't really relate to your anti-GWWNazi bandwagon. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:30, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Who was the genius in charge of making you an admin of anything? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә User Aliceandsven 3.png ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:38, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
PvX users... totally makes sense now right? --Lania User Lania Elderfire pinkribbon.jpg 20:43, 02 September 2010 (UTC)
Well, that's just rude. But yeah, the community/bcrats did, just like here. I'm actually rather impartial most of the time on PvX. I just got annoyed with Scythe's trolling here and on PvX, so I decided to warn him. And by warn him, I mean give him a precursor ban before he gets perma'd. He's been causing a lot of drama there too. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:43, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
The only drama I am seeing is the crusade to turn anyone who has something not positive to say into a troll. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә User Aliceandsven 3.png ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:46, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Nazi regime to crusade, huh? Things sure are emotional with you people. It's not that big of a deal....it's just a wiki for a dying/dead game. Hell, most of the admins will completely abandon this place over the next year, and I'll be surprised if Anet even keeps this place around after GW2 comes out.
They'll probably hand it back over to GWikia. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 20:48, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
you do know, pushing mesway != trolling, rite? althought it did cause a shitton of drama — Scythe 21:15, 2 Sep 2010 (UTC)
I did the same thing with Physway people. I get tired of the drama after a while and typically banning the source solves it. Actually....it always does. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:22, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Why bother with rehab when we've got a perfectly good firing squad? — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 21:31, 2 Sep 2010 (UTC)
Alice, you have to realize that the PvX and GWW communities are totally different. The GWW community wouldn't like an admin banning someone for something they did on PvX, but the PvX community doesn't really give a damn if an admin bans someone there over something GWW-related. Or, really, for any reason. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 21:31, 2 Sep 2010 (UTC)
^ especially when they're annoying. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:33, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
since you banned me, u can STFU about me, and never, ever post on my talk page again (unless i specifically say you can) simply because: u dont like me, i dont like u, and i can do that. — Scythe 21:40, 2 Sep 2010 (UTC)
This is my talk page, Cheech. I couldn't give less of a flying rainicorn's immaculate shit about your talk page. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:43, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Except that is is not your talk page. Koda User Koda Kumi UT.jpeg Kumi 22:20, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
I think KJ was rather pointing out that this is not Scythe's talk page. I may be wrong, though. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 22:22, 2 Sep 2010 (UTC)
^ Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 22:22, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

1[edit]

Its a GWW Page, i couldnt give a flying rat's ass what u think about my talk page. Plus, you've had that coming — Scythe 21:52, 2 Sep 2010 (UTC)

k. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:55, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

Godwin's Law[edit]

I love you. --- NessUser Ness Hrin SigIcon.pngHrin | 23:01, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

:D Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 23:10, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

Raine Valen RFA[edit]

You should probably link to the section/archive you are referring to, for future reference/those who don't check everything. --JonTheMon 02:08, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Your timestamp[edit]

Can you tell me the code for it, please? I stole mine off Raine, and it says Sep whereas yours says September. I'm also pretty bad at wikicode, so I don't know how to change it. :< --User Oneshot O.JPGneshot. 21:52, 23 Sep 2010 (UTC)

<font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} (UTC)</font>
Put that in your after your signature subst in your preferences. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:54, 23 September 2010 (UTC)
{{subst:#time: G:i, j F Y}}
Alternatively. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 22:04, 23 Sep 2010 (UTC)
Thank you both. ^__^ Yours was too long to fit, KJ, I had to use Raine's smaller one. --User Oneshot O.JPGneshot. 22:14, 23 September 2010.
Giggity. -- Tha Reckoning User- Tha Reckoning Another Sig.png 22:59, 23 September 2010 (UTC)
Check it out, I'm speaking in tongues. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 23:00, 23 September 2010 (UTC)
I closed the tag. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 23:46, 23 Sep 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry. Mine fits because I created a page for my signature's code and subst it in my preferences. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 01:13, 24 September 2010 (UTC)

LF Casual PvP'ers[edit]

If anyone is interested, I'm leading a very casual PvP guild in my old ally [RoJ]. They're mostly title hunters, so if you're into that too, then you could obviously benefit from both.

Basically, just looking for some people who want to learn/play low-end PvP. We're not concerned with rank and I don't give a rat's ass if you have a mic or not (mine's broken anyway). So, anyway, if you want to sync Codex, do the zcombat, have lulz in AB, or just be fodder for terrible guilds in GvG/HA, let me know.

Oh, and I might need officers, so let me know if you're interested in that. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:40, 24 September 2010 (UTC)

I'd be up for it, recently got back into guild wars (after what felt like a long time but was probably about a month) and I'm still guildless, always enjoyed my lowbie pvp and what you described is pretty much all that I do in pvp. If you send an invite to my username then I'll free up my pvp char. Tidas 23:35, 24 September 2010 (UTC)
Sure, I'll invite you either tomorrow or Sunday. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 03:02, 25 September 2010 (UTC)
I would, but I can't imagine getting back into GW. So much raaaaaaaaage. It does sound fun, doing something with cool people, but the game, man. -- Tha Reckoning User- Tha Reckoning Another Sig.png 20:24, 25 September 2010 (UTC)
You just lost it. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 21:19, 25 Sep 2010 (UTC)
Lolz. Well, if you're interested, let me know. We literally just shitterway'd HA and won 2/4 with completely terrible builds. It was fun. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 21:58, 25 September 2010 (UTC)
I hate you Raine. -- Tha Reckoning User- Tha Reckoning Another Sig.png 22:53, 25 September 2010 (UTC)
If I were to play GW srsly, it would be to win at TOMBZ
so, no thank you . dark chaos 19:47, 27 September 2010 (UTC)
You commented to say no? K, then. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 19:52, 27 September 2010 (UTC)

Just wondering[edit]

what's going on over at PvX the last couple of days. It just seems that the animals are running the zoo. -- Oiseau | User Oiseau Melandru.jpg 18:59, 19 October 2010 (UTC)

I haven't been as active on GWW, so they thought they were safe from hair-trigger bannings. — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 19:01, 19 Oct 2010 (UTC)
It's just like the end of Harry Potter 5 guys ^___^ MAFARAXAS 22:00, 19 October 2010 (UTC)
Which one was that? — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 15:29, 20 Oct 2010 (UTC)
The one before Snape kills Dumbledore where Dumbledore gets arrested and then the Weasley brothers start havoc at Hogwarts because Umbridge and her few cronies (who everyone hates) are the only ones running the school. It's perfectly analagous. MAFARAXAS 02:56, 21 October 2010 (UTC)
Wikia is enforcing a new skin on all of their wikis. Most of us use custom skins on Wikia anyway (monobook), so we aren't really affected personally, but all new people will use this skin by default and we are not allowed to set sitewide CCS's in order to remove "core" features. They are also taking away a skin that lots of people love (which I don't understand) called monaco, so there isn't really any guarantee that monobook will stick around long term. As such, PvXWiki decided to leave Wikia and move to a new host. Wikia refuse to delete the old content and are calling the move a "fork", as in a splitting into two separate wikis. People object to this response and as such have taken up arms to vandalise PvX, sometimes subtly, somtimes not so subtly. The admins are taking various of levels of action against this. Wikia staff interpreted recent changes to the new skin by Karate Jesus as vandalism and responded by demoting and banning KJ and demoting all of our bureaucrats bar Auron. Misery 16:08, 20 October 2010 (UTC)
I really like the upsurge of meta vetted joke builds like the hamstorm. So, where is the new PvX site now? is it up yet? --Lania User Lania Elderfire pinkribbon.jpg16:22, 20 October 2010 (UTC)
Near as I can tell, Wikia believes that the community of the Wikia remains at each wiki, even if everyone leaves. In other words, Wikia believes that they own the content and can choose to do with it whatever they like (this despite the fact that GWiki — and its sister site, PvX — use different licensing).
Personally, I'm leaving because Wikia is no longer a wiki-hosting service (the new skin is one symptom of that). They have been nerfing wiki-tools and replacing them with community-building tools — this might turn out to be a cool service, but makes it harder to contribute effectively. Plus, as KJ says, they seem to be forcing wikis into a situation where contributors are becoming unpaid staff, producing content without reaping any benefits (including control over their own wiki).
I plan to continue to contribute to GWiki again once it moves, but that might be a while yet (trying to find a place that isn't likely to force us to move again).  — Tennessee Ernie Ford (TEF) 16:45, 20 October 2010 (UTC)
Ah, that explains quite a lot. Thank you, Misery. -- Oiseau | User Oiseau Melandru.jpg 17:41, 20 October 2010 (UTC)
I don't really understand wikia's position on these changes... How does alienating wiki contributors benefit wikia? How does so many long time contributors leaving wikia good for wikia? I never liked Gwiki's move to wikia, but I never thought wikia would do what it has done in the last couple of months to PvX wiki and Gwiki. Even from a business standpoint, I don't see a "real" benefit. I mean, this all but guarantees that a wiki about anything guildwars 2 will never be associated with Wikia, and losing a large editor base means a stagnant community. Traffic will dwindle as visitors realize there are no new content being submitted anymore, which means reduced ad revenue. Not to mention, a lot of new game wikis are boycotting wikia entirely... It just doesn't make sense. --Lania User Lania Elderfire pinkribbon.jpg18:11, 20 October 2010 (UTC)


Wow, missed this convo. Basically, what Mis said. Wikia wants more ad revenue, so they're adding tracking links to every page on their entire network among other egregious things that we decided to stop putting up with.

We're moving to Curse and basically burning the PvX@Wikia to the ground on the way out. We'll have the new site up in another day or two, though, so don't worry. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 03:27, 21 October 2010 (UTC)

Happy birthday![edit]

Gz on being 26! — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 0:18, 2 Dec 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations :) - J.P.User J.P. sigicon.pngTalk 00:22, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
Happeh Burthday :3 --NeilUser Neil2250 sig icon6.png 00:24, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
What they said.--User Oneshot O.JPGneshot. 0:35, 2 December 2010.
Happy Birthday :) --Nick123 User Nick123 sig.jpg 08:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
Oh, that was like half a month ago.... Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 15:22, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
I totally didnt miss that.--NeilUser Neil2250 sig icon6.png 02:45, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Heya KJ ;D[edit]

Since you took part in my previous contest- i thought i should tell you about this NEW contest, its basically a contest were the best picture of the scarecrow wins!, so grab yo' pencil, grab yo' photoshop, hide yo' distractions, cuz im comin- and i want your art!- Also, the prizes are better this time- promise.--NeilUser Neil2250 sig icon6.png 02:45, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I don't think I have time. I'm all busy 'n stuff with mah real life business. Also, I <3/miss you. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 19:02, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Coward[edit]

moved from Feedback_talk:John_Stumme
There will be some time. Whether it's enough is anyone's guess, considering how large the update will be. And I wouldn't call the TK mangled. -- Konig/talk 18:32, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
Call it what you will. I guess "demoralized" is probably a better word. I'm just more a visual person. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 18:33, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
It has zesbeer in it, how is that not mangled? 209.159.158.154 18:36, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
I don't think it's "mangled" nor "demoralized" - though I cannot possibly see how you'd know anything of how the TK is acting without either being in it or having a leaker (which is against the contract and law suit worthy). If anything, people are just growing tired of testing the dervish (I know I am). -- Konig/talk 18:47, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
Yes, because Anet has sued everyone who's leaked....and surely they don't tell anyone, right? Zzz Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 19:07, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
Just give it back its 4 adren and add the functionality: Fails if you have less HP.--83.82.62.210 19:14, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
How does that make sins stop using it..? — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 19:32, 8 Feb 2011 (UTC)
Like Jake said, tie it to strength. Done. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 19:33, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
You didn't have to be on the TK to know from it's very inception that it would be getting the short end of the stick. And I don't mean in a "But we thought we were signing up to be consultants!" way, I mean in a "Lab Rats /w benefits" kind of way. It's VERY consistent infact with NcSoft's larger testing policies and that's why I didn't even sign up for it. They're not interested in better solutions, just numbers. Better solutions sometimes require retro-fitting old voodoo code and no one wants to be caught doing that on their weekend so they patch over it until the datamining inertia goes their way and cross their fingers that it keeps going that direction after being sent live. --ilrUser ilr deprav.png 22:26, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

Msn[edit]

Do it! — Raine Valen User Raine R.gif 4:58, 16 Feb 2011 (UTC)

He's an MSN jew.--TahiriVeila 05:32, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
She just wanted to share sexual experiences with me. Dun worry, Jakey. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 05:47, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
Raine always has the best stories. And for TEF, jews are allowed to make jokes about ourselves. It's like how it's socially acceptable for a black man to call another black man his nigger.--TahiriVeila 05:52, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
Iranians are allowed to make jew jokes too, it's sort of like an older brother/younger brother relationship ^___^ jew. MAFARAXAS 14:51, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

And technically, I am Jewish. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 05:55, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

Hey, how do you get pics on pages and the user boxes and moar boxes? I'm confused on how to become a sysop... I think it has something to do with admin... --Kronix xxx 2:28, 26 February 2011 (UTC)
What....? Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 23:45, 26 February 2011 (UTC)
On your user page there are pics and boxes... --Kronix xxx 00:21, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
Technically, I'm Mormon. Do I win? --DANDY ^_^ -- 00:46, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
No offense, but you're all assholes. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 01:12, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
All religions or just us? I'm not Jewish, by the way. I was just joking. And Kronix, anyone can do those. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 16:43, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
I wasn't! --DANDY ^_^ -- 16:58, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
We know, Dandy. You're the most homosexual Mormon ever, and we love you all the more for it. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 17:03, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
LOl ok KJ --Kronix xxx 18:02, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

Someone is trying to hack my GWW account[edit]

Just so everyone knows. Karate User Karate Jesus KJ for sig.png Jesus 15:14, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

Challenge accepted. User Felix Omni Signature.pngelix Omni 17:47, 23 March 2011 (UTC)
PRRRRROBLEM? --dark chaos 22:55, 25 March 2011 (UTC)