 Shichinin Samurai[edit]
Place of Birth:
Cantha
Experience Points:
3.6 Million XP.
Time Played:
548hrs.
Deaths:
1126.
Finished Campaigns:
- Prophecies Campaign: Normal Mode
- Factions Campaign: Normal Mode
- Nightfall Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles: 3
In Progress:
Armor:
Enchanter armor
Pet:
---
Minipets:
---
Aiming for:
30/50 & GW2
Other:
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one."
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 Mending Inc[edit]
Place of Birth:
Elona
Experience Points:
2 Million XP.
Time Played:
204hrs.
Deaths:
17.
Finished Campaigns:
- Factions Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles: 1
Armor:
Pet:
---
Minipets:
---
Aiming for:
600 mqsc
Ferrying to LA/Kaineng
Other:
"Don't lose your confidence if you slip
Be grateful for a pleasant trip
And pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again" ;)
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 Leeroy Inc[edit]
Place of Birth:
Cantha
Experience Points:
3.3 Million XP
Time Played:
330hrs
Deaths:
37
Finished Campaigns:
- Factions Campaign: Normal Mode
- Nightfall Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles: 2
Armor:
1k Canthan
1k Exotic
Assassin Monument armor
Minipet:
---
Aiming for:
---
Other:
The darkness helped until the whiskey wore away,
and it was then I realised the conscience never fades.
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Place of Birth:
Tyria
Experience Points:
750k XP.
Time Played:
117hrs.
Deaths:
32.
Finished Campaigns:
- Prophecies Campaign: Normal Mode
- Canthan Campaign: Normal Mode
- Elonan Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles: 3
Armor:
1k Ascalon
Ranger Norn armor
Pet:
---
Aiming for:
---
Other:
"It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way."
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 Laoise Bellatrix[edit]
Place of Birth:
Tyria
Experience Points:
353k XP
Time Played:
60hrs
Deaths:
37.
Finished Campaigns:
- Factions Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles:
---
Armor:
1k Istani
Elite Luxon
Minipets:
---
Aiming for:
---
Other:
"Some days I know that if I let my brain fully understand what my gut was propelling me into, it'd chuck itself out my ear."
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 Ghostbuster Inc[edit]
Place of Birth:
Cantha
Experience Points:
349k XP.
Time Played:
62hrs.
Deaths:
0.
Finished Campaigns:
- Canthan Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles:
---
Armor:
1k Canthan
Ritualist Asuran armor
Minipets:
---
Aiming for:
---
Other:
"Reality... Never touch the stuff myself. Find it gets in the way of the hallucinations."
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 Ricola K[edit]
Place of Birth:
Cantha
Experience Points:
376k XP.
Time Played:
44hrs.
Deaths:
32.
Finished Campaigns:
- Factions Campaign: Normal Mode
- Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles:
---
Armor:
1k Canthan
Minipets:
---
Pet:
---
Aiming for:
Elementalist Vabbian armor
Other:
"I’m not saying that we elementalists are at the root of all of it, but I think it is very, very naïve, to assume that you can expose the entire population of the world to the threat of being turned to cinders, without them starting to act, perhaps, a little oddly."
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Patch And Go[edit]
Place of Birth:
Tyria
Experience Points:
7,7k XP.
Time Played:
65hrs.
Deaths:
20.
Finished Campaigns:
---
Maxed Titles:
---
Armor:
Krytan Collectors
Pet:
---
Minipets:
---
Aiming for:
Perma pre-Searing
Other:
"Yeah. I'm calling your "faith" bullshit. This man needs medical help if he can't get through his life without something invisible to believe in. Now get over here and help me with this keg of aged hunter's ale!"
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 Whining Inc[edit]
Place of Birth:
Elona
Experience Points:
357k xp
Time Played:
79hrs
Deaths:
1
Finished Campaigns:
Elonan Campaign: Normal Mode
Maxed Titles:
Minipet:
na
Armor:
--
Aiming for:
- Protector of Tyria
- Protector of Cantha
Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Other:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
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 Ygritte Freeborn[edit]
Place of Birth:
Elona
Experience Points:
185k xp
Time Played:
29
Deaths:
0
Finished Campaigns:
--
Maxed Titles:
--
Armor:
--
Minipet:
na
Aiming for:
na
Aiming for:
"You know nothing..."
Other:
--
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 Post Mortem Auditor[edit]
Place of Birth:
Tyria
Experience Points:
692k xp
--
Time Played:
188hrs
--
Deaths:
71.
--
Finished Campaigns:
Prophecies Campaign: Normal Mode
--
Maxed Titles:
- Legendary Defender of Ascalon
- Protector of Tyria
--
Armor:
--
Pet:
None
Minipets:
na
Aiming for:
- Protector of Cantha
- Protector of Elona
Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Other:
There is no justice, there is only death.
I keep an eye on things, see to it that death works and that minions animate properly.
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Knurd Inc[edit]
Place of Birth:
Elona
Experience Points:
150k xp
Time Played:
47
Deaths:
0
Finished Campaigns:
na
Maxed Titles:
na
Armor:
--
Pet:
--
Aiming for:
- Protector of Tyria
- Protector of Cantha
- Protector of Elona
Eye of the North: Normal Mode
Other:
Consider the following scale:
- Being drunk is to be intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent as to be unable to perceive the world clearly through the senses.
- Being sober is to be able to perceive the world clearly through the senses, yet humans are quite capable of giving themselves illusions and little stories to make life more bearable.
- Being knurd is to be (un)intoxicated with Klatchian Coffee to such an extent that all such comfort stories are stripped away from the mind. This makes you see the world in a way 'nobody ever should', in all its harsh reality.
People generally find being knurd excruciating, as their comfortable illusions are stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposed.
When accidentally knurd, people hurry to get alcohol into them to restore the balance. In fact, they generally go too far, getting very drunk in order to
a) make certain they aren't knurd, and
b) get so comfortably illusory that the mind can't recall those terrible realities.
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