"Shoes" O'Malley

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"Shoes" O'Malley
Canthan adept.jpg
Affiliation Canthans
Type Human
Level(s) 10
Campaign Core

"Shoes" O'Malley is the manager of Lisa, the world famous racing beetle.



"Hey there! Here for the beetle races eh? I cannot blame you! There are few things in this world as exciting as a no-holds-barred beetle race! You know, back in the day, Lisa here used to be a world famous racing beetle! She won race after race, rolling past every obstacle dropped in her path! Sadly, a freak boulder incident cracked her shell and she cannot roll in a straight line anymore. Oh, I have my suspicions. That blasted Witt, the owner of KatarinaBeetle [sic] was seen on the track the morning of the race. But I cannot prove anything. Now, I bring her to the races whenever I can. She loves watching the young beetles roll their hearts out on the track. It is the only thing that makes her life worthwhile."

World famous? I don't think I've ever heard of her.

That was the genius of it! I was careful to control publicity so my opponents would never realize what was in store for them at the next race. It worked like a charm. Even now, after winning dozens of races, nobody knows who she is. Obviously, Witt must have figured it out, that scoundrel.