Guild:Charr Broiled Bad Guy Barbecue (historical)

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Charr Broiled Bad Guy Barbecue [CBBQ]

Charr Broiled Bad Guy Barbecue [CBBQ]
Guild Charr Broiled Bad Guy Barbecue cape.jpg
Territory Europe
Language English
Faction Kurzick
Type PvX
No. of members 4
Guild Hall Isle of Meditation
VoIP vt4.primarytarget.com:5805
Forums http://muppetkillers.forumn.net
Time zone GMT +4

Hi, we're a new family-oriented Guild and looking to recruit members. I unabashedly claim our cape / guild emblem to be pretty darn cool. The design is either a chain of bloody Charr teeth or a string of chili peppers (take your pick) hung over a fire.

Our Guild Hall is located on the Isle of Meditation. It's beautiful. It has:

Tongs the Turtle
  • The Guild Lord,
  • Four level 20 henchmen,
  • A Xunlai Agent,
  • A weaponsmith,
  • A Priest of Balthazar,
  • A Festival Hat Maker,
  • A Guild Emblemer (thanks to Aexnader De Great),
  • And a turtle named Tongs.


It just needs a few more eager, hardworking yet fun-loving guild members to round it out and tend to the barbecue (see below).

Alliance

Our Guild has an Alliance with Guild of Discworlders (GODs) and their allies, which are all a pretty swell bunch of people. If you need help, you just give a yell in the alliance chat, and suddenly you have five helpful people ready to assist. It's unbelievable.

And for those that are interested, the Alliance has a guild dedicated to battles: Muppetkillers Special Forces. They are our elite fighters who are serious about getting anyone else who's interested trained.

Recruitment

We're looking for a family-oriented membership that enjoy exploring and like to have fun along the way. We hope to recruit members that will support good values, treat each other like family and share their visions of what a Guild and a good barbecue should be.

Yes we are serious about barbecue! Every good family should be. We need more members to help us get the virtual BBQ fired up. Along with GW quests we'll have our own quests for recipes and the best barbecue sauce.

We also need a really good graphic of a Charr on a barbecue spit. So any talented artist / designer, we need you!


Rules of Conduct

I want our Guild to be safe and supportive for all family members. Since we don't know how old a player is (they can be as young as 9) let's watch the language and be nice. Also our Alliance has two basic rules: Help other members, and assistance is free (no trading allowed). Our Guild and Alliance are both one big family.

Contact information

Check out my User Page for contact details.


The Barbecue

We're getting pretty serious about the barbecue. Sounds delicious. As noted above, we need a graphic of a Charr bad guy on a barbecue. Once the guild and the barbecue gets rolling, we'll need basters, spit turners, and so forth.

So as membership in the guild grows, we'll be handing out honorary titles and have some roleplaying of our own. All for the sake of a rollicking good barbecue.

Yumm. Bring a ton of barbecue sauce, turn it slowly.


Honorary Guild Titles

So far, we have in mind the following titles:

Defender of the Barbecue: Melanie Virtuosa
Protector of the Secret Recipe: Aexnader De Great
Head Chef of the Secret Sauce: Princess Crystallah
Guardian of the Great Fire: unassigned
Spit Turners: unassigned
Sacred Basters: unassigned
Patroller of the Picnic: Tongs the Turtle

Come join our Guild and our Barbecue!


TK 08:34, 9 November 2007 (UTC)